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Sorry, but this has been happening way too often.

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Shit about me:

Name: ...Phanny

Gender: ladybeing

Age: 19

Hair: ...I love fucking with my hair, it's always some weird color. XD BUT. Right now it is black.

Eyes: Brown

My Birfdai is June the 18th.

School: ...college. English Major.

JuneLuxray is my bitch (ILY BB)

And that's it.

Oi...I'm not that interesting am I? XD

NEW DEVELOPMENT!

How about a little MORE about me, eh? That'll be fun. /blatantlies

Now, I trust you all not to be offended by anything I say that is blunt and or vulgar.

If you are...I'm sorry? I have a potty mouth. Most of the T ratings on my stories are there because of my author's notes, not the story.

Phanny is, in fact, NOT my real name, sillies.

ANYWAY, I like to write. I think I do an okay job at it. I write for fun, for school, or just when I need something to do. No matter what reason, though, I always try to put my best effort into every piece. Otherwise it's just not worth it.

Unfortunately, putting my best effort into stuff tends to take me a LONG time.

I had a bunch a stuff about religion and morals here, but it made me seem so damn pretentious and confrontational that I deleted it.

I am short-tempered. If you catch me at a bad time, I'm sorry if I'm snappy with you. I'm most likely to do that when people disrespect my taste in media. I know guys. I have a terrible habit of liking things that aren't good.

I've nothing else to say, really.

Read on, or I'll send my cat after you all.

J/k, he's a dumb cat.

--Phanny

Violet umbrellas and thunder and passion

Stiff plastic smiles will be the latest fashion

Fake filtered starlight and puppets on strings

These are a few of my favorite things:

Bands/Singers: Evanescence, Fall Out boy, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Everlife, Panic! At the Disco, Tears for Fears, Paramore, Katy Perry (I wish I liked her a LOT less than I do, but she keeps making songs I like), Owl City, Lemonade Mouth, Cobra Starship, Erutan

Shows: Danny Phantom, Invader ZIM, Fullmetal Alchemist, Chrno Crusade, Kim Possible, Ghost Adventures (my God these guys are idiots but I love them sfm), Season 1 of Glee (it was already pretty lame, guys, how did you fuck it up.)

Movies: Donnie Darko, Sleepy Hollow, The Nightmare before Christmas, Harry Potter (All), Little Miss Sunshine, Horton Hears a Who!, Coraline, Lemonade Mouth, Avatar, How to Train Your Dragon

Animals: Cats (-GASP-) and any other feline, really. Birds of prey, Wolves, Foxes, and Orcas.

Colors: Black, blue, neon green, red, orange, purple, and dark pinks if I'm in that kind of mood.

Books/Stories: Warriors (only the first series, didn't feel like reading the others), Alice in Wonderland, Maximum Ride (before it got bad), Douglas Adams, 1-800-Where-R-You, Geography Club, Lemonade Mouth, I Am the Wallpaper

Types of Fanfic: Friendship, romance, and humor. I never see enough friendship fics between the DP trio, which is sad because there's so much potential there.

Contrariwise, Least Favorite things

Bands/Singers: Nicki Minaj (why does this woman exist), Justin Beiber (for a reason I promise -- he's just so...unimpressive. Except for his voice his songs sound like everything else on the radio. And yes, he seems to be "cool" to hate -- and I exude coolness), Miley Cyrus (not as a person. I just hate her voice) Maroon 5 (same reason as Miley -- Adam Levine, you're obviously a clarinet that somehow learned to talk. Also your lyrics bug me.)

Shows: Life With Derek (yaaaawn), Spongebob, Back in the Barnyard, Out of Jimmy's Head, American Dad, Robot chicken, and anything that uses gross-out humor to the point that it's the ONLY thing in the show.

Movies: Eragon, Child's Play, any other teen slasher pieces of shit. I get it. Teens are the dumb.

Animals: Dogs. I just don't like them. Okay, I'm okay with my neighbor's dog, but she's part wolf -- so does that count?

Colors: Light pink (This has nothing to do with trying to be "Uber goffik". It's just not my style.) Yellow, maroon. Seriously, fuck maroon.

Books/Stories: Eragon, Twilight, and other things that either sucked, or that I just couldn't get into.

Types of Fanfic: Angst. I'm sorry, I really can't stand it. I don't want to be depressed, I don't get why other people do.

Pairings:

Danny/Sam

Tucker/Valerie

OC's: I have too many to fully list, so I'll do the most prominent ones. The ones people seem to like.

DP OC's

Name:Riley Matthews

Age: 13 (Static Cling) 14 (Can of Worms)

General Appearance: Short brown hair and green eyes. She's short. Very short. She wears all kinds of different clothes, but her default outfit is a black hoodie with a neon green star on the front and tan cargo pants. A few sketches can be found here

Personality: Riley, though she is physically thirteen, has the attention span of a four-year-old, and, at times, the maturity of one as well. Though, true as it is, she is also energetic, hyper, and she talks VERY fast. She has a nasty habit of being a little shallow and can even be petty, even though this does not make her mean. She just doesn't seem to get the hint when someone wants her to shut up, and this is rather off-putting to potential friends. She's also a real ditz, and her gullibility and slight boy-craziness often gets her into trouble. She is actually very insecure and has obvious abandonment issues that need to be resolved.

Bio: Riley was born in Galveston, Texas, but her family moved to Amity Park shortly after the birth of her little sister, Maya. Her family consists of Riley, aforementioned sister, and her father. Riley's mother passed away when Riley was nine. Riley has Aspergers syndrome and ADHD, and is often off in her own little world. She has always had an outgoing personality, and talks to people when she can, but she often can't control what she says, which renders her a bit socially off-putting. when she meets someone who will actually carry on a conversation with her, she gets attached very quickly, and is afraid to leave them alone. This is because she and her mother were very close, and when Riley left her side to go to sleep away camp, her mother was killed by a drunk driver. Riley blamed herself for the accident for awhile, until she decided that she was just tired of being sad and loathing herself. She realized she needed to move on, and she did. However, one aspect of her grief she hasn't been able to get rid of is her clingy-ness. Her father is very protective of her and the rest of his children, and is one of the few people that can understand his daughter's inner workings. Riley acts very differently around her little sister Maya, as she is much gentler when dealing with the six year old.

Hobbies: Riley's a dancer. Hip-hop, ballet, jazz, you name it, she'll do it. Dancing is the perfect outlet for all that excess energy -- if she didn't have some way to tire herself out, she'd probably get...destructive. She also enjoys baking, but, unfortunately, not cleaning up after herself.

Now...before you guys bitch at me, I know if I want Danny to have sort of a younger sister figure then I could use Dani. I have a perfectly valid reason why I don't.

I don't like Dani. Seriously I could go on and on.

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My Danny Phantom Headcanon

These are the concepts I include in my stories. They may be different from other people's.

THESE ARE NOT CONFIRMED THINGS. THEY ARE NOT CANON. THIS I WHAT I WRITE. YOU CAN WRITE ANYTHING YOU WANT. I'M NOT JUDGING YOU. Okay maybe a little.

-Danny is NOT half-dead. He is alive, just with ghostly abilities. Seriously how does being half dead even work.

-Danny is NOT immortal. Seriously, why does anyone think that. It's HORRIFYING. Sorry, immortality freaks me out.

-Danny can heal really fast.

-Danny and Sam grow up to have children. DxS forever. Deal with it.

-Sam is Goth, she is gloomy, and she likes dark things, but there's never any hint in the series that she's OMG HORRIBLY DEPRESSED. She seems fairly content with the way her life is, actually.

-Tucker's a techno geek, but he's not...creepy. I've always sort of ignored his character exaggeration in later seasons because I feel like he's pretty cool.

Warning to all my readers: It takes me, like, FOREVER to update some of my stories. Sometimes I'll update one, and then I'll update it again really quick because I'm in the zone but it doesn't really last. All of my stories will be finished at some point unless I directly state that I've discontinued them.

Just a heads up.

Thanks for putting up with me--you guys are awesome. :DD Keep reading!

FAQ

Q. "When will you update [story]?"

A. When I do it

Q. "How are you?"

A. Probably lousy

Q. "You don't update fast enough."

A. Fuck off

Q. "Where are you?"

A. Around

Q. "What are you doing that makes you not update?"

A. School, original novel, stuff that'll give me a future.

NEW UPDATE: As of now, since I have other things to focus on, the plot bunnies in "Phanny's Oneshot Gallery" are adoptable unless stated otherwise. And PM me first.