Ah...this is a stupid oneshot. Oh well. It's funny.

Bona petite!

Danny picked up the phone and called Vlad. He finally had what he needed…

"Yes, Daniel?"

Normally Danny would've yelled at him for calling him that, but he had something to say.

"I HAVE PROOF THAT MY DAD IS SMARTER THAN YOU!" he yelled.

Vlad snorted. "Sure. What is it?"

"Remember when you got ecto-acne again and I went back in time? Well, my dad…"

"Yes?"

"He…"

"YES?"

"Got…"

"YES!?!"

"A CAT!"

Danny hung up the phone and danced around his room.

In Wisconsin, Vlad massaged his temples. "Jack is smarter than me," he finally said.

Then he went upstairs to eat Froot Loops.