There are some spoilers here, so if you don't want things to get spoiled, don't read. And don't blame me if the ending is spoiled! Oh, and I don't own any of the Danny Phantom characters, or Danny himself.

Hello, people! I'm here in the Danny Phantom universe to get some much needed answers. So, you know what that means? Torture...I'm mean interviews. Yep! It's time to get the real story behind the story of Danny Phantom from his friends, family, villains, and the ghost-boy himself, Danny Fenton! They'll reveal some pretty interesting stuff!

Oh, how rude! My name, in case you were so interested, is Navok. Rebecca Navok! So, now you know who I am! Let's get on with our first sucka-I mean interview!

Hi! Can you please say your name?

"Vlad. Now, can you please take this stupid belt off?"

You say that kindly, but I know that if I do that you'd turn into Plasmius and then leave. So, no. (giggles) Okay, so, what do you eat for breakfast?

(Looking incredulous) "Why…?"

Well, you know, I was just wondering. You're a fruitloop, so I just wanted to know if you actually ate fruitloops.

"I'm not a fruitloop."

Sure, you say that now, but everyone knows-

"I am NOT a fruitloop."

Yeah, but in Kindred Spirits and on several other occasions, you've been called-

"I AM NOT A FRUITLOOP! (Panting with anger)"

Fine, fine, you're not a fruitloop (in your head), but, anyway, don't you kind of owe Jack Fenton?

"Why on earth would I owe that oaf anything?"

Well, he's the reason you're a millionaire. Without him, who knows what you would be doing!

"I owe that oaf nothing." (Sticks his nose in the air)

Yes, but don't you like your ghost powers?

"I'm used to them."

That's not a valid answer.

"I've gotten used to them."

YES OR NO! (growling)

"Yes, yes! I like my powers! Just don't growl like that!"

(Smiles sweetly ^_^) So, if it wasn't for Jack Fenton, you wouldn't have that, and you would basically have nothing to do with your life except name your cats Maddie.

"I do not like Jack. I never will. It was his bumbling mistake that I got that awful acne, and then he took my love away from me. Ghost powers or not, I wouldn't consider that fair."

So...you have a personality complex, don't you?

"What?"

Well, you're like one of those villains who acts nice sometimes but then does some random diabolical thing that will never work and ends up getting written off.

"I was never written off."

Oh, yeah, you were sentenced to live the rest of your life on an asteroid thing. That's SO much better. You're just lucky I managed to get you back to earth for this interview. Now, what do you think of Danny Fenton.

"What do you mean? He's a bright young boy. Shame that he never took up my offer to teach him." Shrugs shoulders. "It would have been so much better for that boy."

Don't you think it was kind of over the top to make clones of him?

"No."

That was a rather short answer, wouldn't you say?

"Making a clone of him would have allowed me to destroy him and take back what is rightfully mine."

You're weird.

"You're weirder. Who bothers to interview people for random reasons."

I'm going.

"Where?"

Oh, I need a snack.

"What are you having? I might want some."

All right. I'll bring some Fruitloops for the the fruitloop!"

"I AM NOT A FRUUUUUUUUITLOOOOOOOOOOOP!"

That was the end of Vlad's interview. I'm going to try to make my way to all the characters on Danny Phantom, but feel free to make suggestions and stuff. And, if you want me to revisit one, I'll do that too. Just leave me a comment and review! See ya next time! Bye :D