I don't own Danny Phantom. The neoboard topic titles below were actually from the site. I also do not own Neopets.

"...You want me to do what?" Nocturn asked, incredulous. Danny was holding a fifty dollar bribe. He smirked.

"Fifty bucks if you do this to Vlad." Danny said. Nocturn thought for a moment, before he earned a small, malevolent smile, taking the bribe.

"Very well."

Noturn gently snuck through the G.I.W. center, and found his way to Vlad's room. He phased in, and saw Vlad sleeping. He phased in, and then out, laughing a little as he disappeared into purple smoke.

-Vlad's Dream-

Vlad opened the door of his room. He cackled and turned into his ghost form. He flew out, and off to the center of Amity Park. People turned and bowed fearfully. Vlad smirked at that as he flew off to the Fenton's house.

Jack wasn't there. Danny waved to Vlad.

"Hi new dad." Danny said oddly. Vlad's smile deepened as he saw Maddie approach him. She grabbed him and held him down, and was about to plant a kiss on his lips...

-Out of Vlad's Dream-

Vlad woke up, and looked around the room in a cold sweat. He was still at the G.I.W. center.

He looked depressed and angry.

"NOOOOO!"

Vlad yawned and waited for his breakfast. A moment later, through the little slot on his door, someone shoved a plate with a pancake on it.

If he had taken a closer look, he would've seen the disgusting stuff on it.

As he stuck a fork into it lazily, he shoved it in his mouth...Before spitting it out and gagging. He noticed a small card under the pancakes. Gingerly griping it and pulling it out, it read:

"Hey Old Friend. I thought you would LOVE some of my famous 'Jack Fentons'. Enjoy!"

Vlad snarled as he tore up the note. Maybe he wasn't so hungry, after all.

Suggested by Call Me Mad -Elf-

A G.I.W. scientist came in Vlad's room with a needle full of purple liquid. Vlad snarled as he resigned himself to this fate, allowing the scientist to inject him with it on the arm. Vlad winced in pain, and after the scientist left, Vlad sat alone, wondering what it did.

Soon, a G.I.W. guard came in his room.

But to him, he saw a giant frootloop with arms, a gun, and large, large teeth. He screamed and flailed, as the frootloop laughed at him, and set a mouse on the floor.

But it looked like a miniature man-eating frootloop to him.

He screamed extremely high-pitched, swatting at it as it tried to bite him.

He turned to look at the window-

Where curtains gently swaying in the wind should be was rather a giant frootloop drooling around its sharp teeth.

Vlad fainted.

Vlad, exhausted from another day of testing, went onto 'neopets' to lurk board again.

His jaw dropped at the topics.

"*hits you with a cookie*"

"I bet you think you're cool."

"Now is not the time for super-cool sunglasses."

"CALL TO ARMS: PEOPLE, DRESS YOUR BODIES PROPERLY."

"IM BLUE"

"Happy Towel Day!"

"RUMBLEROAR is finna eat you!"

"*pulls you into pool*"

"Is court scarey?"

"OMMMGGG"

"I SAW MOSES TODAY"

"boom boom boom"

"CHEERLEADING= love!"

Vlad shut off the computer and jumped under the bed, cowering in fear...