In The G.I.W Testing Labs...

Vlad was tied to a chair, wondering what was going to happen. A balding scientist with small glasses came in. The scientist smirked. "Mr. Masters, I'll now see what happens when you listen to Jasmine Fenton's singing for a full twenty minutes. The scientist stuck a pair of headphones on him, and Jazz singing 'I Kissed A Girl' came on. It was screechy and horrible. And Vlad had to listen for twenty full minutes. Vlad was screaming the entire time, and after the twenty minutes was up, Vlad was panting and taking painful breaths. His eyes were bloodshot as well. He had a pounding headache.

"My...Ears...Ache...Like...No...Tomorrow..." He said painfully. The scientist didn't hold any sympathy. "Well, you have more tests..." He said, trailing off. Vlad groaned. "What-what more can you do to me?" He muttered.


Vlad was situated on a rough bed with a pillow full of pennies his head was on. He wasn't sure what was going to happen, but soon he felt someone stick a large, large needle in his spine. He screamed in alarm and pain. After the shot was done, he began to twitch violently and -scene cut out due to the fact it's quite violent and disturbing. Trust me. I'm saving the squemish from their doom- "...And that, my friends, is what happens when you give a halfa a shot filled with ectoranium." The scientist said to his colleges. Vlad's eye twitched.


Vlad was situated in a chair, and a scientist came in. He stuck headphones on Vlad again. Vlad silently hoped it wasn't Jazz's singing again. Then they stuck a bowl of frootloops in front of him. Vlad looked confused. Then they started playing a tape- it was simply the word 'Frootloop' repeated over and over again in a monotone. It was an odd, computer-like voice. He raised an eyebrow and began eating the frootloops.

-five minutes later-

Vlad was screaming at the top of his lungs. He was starting to go insane from the headphones saying 'frootloop' whenever he ate a spoonful of the cereal.


Vlad was squirming and trying to escape from his torturers. He was being forced to watch something nightmarish to him.

Jack and Maddie's wedding video. He was screeching "NOOO! DON'T MARRY THAT FOOL!" at the top of his lungs.

Putting his head down, he was beginning to wonder if the G.I.W was only doing this for their own entertainment.


All I can think of for now. I need more ideas for torturing Vlad.

If you have ideas, please send in reviews! I'll take from your reviews ideas for it. This fic will depend on reader's torture ideas. So if you have an idea, shoot. I need them for the story.

I don't own DP or the song 'I Kissed A Girl' by Katy Perry.