INTERNATIONAL DP DAY OF ANGST!

"The DP Day of Angst is on October 1 and was started by a bunch of authors complaining about how the fandom has basically been flooded with romance stories. Honestly, you can't look down the front page and see a summary that doesn't have a pairing indicated in it somewhere. So on October 1 a group of writers are getting together to flood the front page with good old angst." (quoted by a friend and not the DP-Angst Club)

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. JERKS!! LONG LIVE PLUTO!! Copy & paste this

Ok, these are somethings you do to annoy people, it's fun!

1. Put a wet floor sign on the carpet.

2. Go up to the lost and found person and tell them you lost a pair of shoes 3 years ago at your cousin's house.

3. When the speakers come on, point and scream: No! The voices are following me again.

4. Stand in a clothes rack and when people look for clothes say: Pick me, pick me!

5. When you order at Mcdonalds say: I'd like a chocolate milkshake, and there'd better not be any chocolate or milk in it! AND DON'T SHAKE IT!!

6. Whenever you play rock paper scissors, choose rock, and if they choose paper punch them in the face, then say: Sorry, I thought the paper would protect you!

7. Sing a song really badly and offkey especially near YOUR MUSIC TEACHER.

8. Constantly tell people to follow the (insert color) brick road!

9. Scream really loudly, and when questioned say: I saw an imaginary spider, only it wasn't real

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, you probably can't read this without asking why am i friends with her??

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is jerk cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

hahahah!! funnyness!!

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird.

I seriously believe that I'm stupid in my own special way. Or that I'm special in my own stupid way. Either one I forget!

Never argue with an idiot they'll just take you down to your level and beat you by experience.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

You know you live in 2009 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) You just tried to defend yourself against the computer by saying something like 'The TV doesnt have buttons anymore!'

7.) You just realised that you were defending yourself against an innanimate object

8.) Your parents can't even survive school anymore. (it is a fact that many 5th graders know geography more than their parents)

9.) You've gotten in trouble at school for sending in a report ful of cht spk typose, nd smily faces

10.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

11.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

12.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

13.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

14.) And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

15.) Copy & Paste it because you know you fell for it. :)

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92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie,Aeropostale and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would die laughing, copy and paste this!

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle, twinkle little star have the same tune

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

If you'r a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is planning to dominate the world, copy this to your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)