Hey guys! I'm at last creating my profile!

My Likes are: Anime, Simpsons, Animaniacs, PPG (sometimes), books (obviously), A Nightmare On Elm Street, too many books to list, Taylor Swift music, Avril Lavigne music, Emilie Autumn music, being fangirly about these things, Total Drama, Hey Arnold

My Major Dislikes are: Immature comments, discrimination, abuse, hazing rituals, homework, climbing mountains, haters, superficial people, trolls, machinery malfunctions.

I am a devoted fanfiction reader and fangirl to several things. To anyone who hates fangirls out there, know that I don't really care what anyone thinks about that. Oh, and I love Drama.

I have two siblings that are ten and nineteen years older than me. I also have two beautiful nieces and five cousins. My best friends are the most crazy people I know, which is why we're best friends. I do not hate Twilight, but I do find Twilight-bashing funny. My favourite musicals are "Wicked", "Hairspray" and "Avenue Q", songs being "As Long As You're Mine" (romantic...*sigh*), "Run And Tell That" (SO fun to sing) and "Special" (The tune's just fun).

My favourite singer/songwriter is Emilie Autumn, and my top 3 favourite songs she sings are "Let The Record Show", "What If", and "Opheliac".

As a minor-league Potterhead, I have taken numerous Sorting Hat quizzes, and I cannot honestly say I know where I belong. But I can say that no quiz has put me in Slytherin, so I'm not there. I'm not brave enough to be a Gryffindor, either. So Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw is a tie, and so, if I get the choice from the Sorting Hat...RAVENCLAW ALL THE WAY!

An RPG has also determined my blood status as pureblood. In that case, I am a blood traitor and proud! After all, my favourite adult character is one too!

What my OCs think of me:

Naomi: She's cool. But Springfield isn't where I want to live.

Me: Where did you think he lived? Did you want to meet him when he got married in Tuscany?

Katie: Um...she's OK, a bit like me. It's not fair though, she says I'm not very brave or smart, and while that might be true, I don't appreciate having it broadcasted.

Me: Katie, at least you got to be the lead in a story. Just suck it up.

Pixie: I don't know...OK? I like it that she made me as smart as Mom, but with a better sense of right and wrong.

Me: Well, I'm not going to turn you into a criminal, Pixie. Not permanently, anyway...forget I said that.

Jax: She's cool. Hey, I like how I was written.

Me: Thanks, Jax.

Stephanie: She's kind of geeky. Who else spends their time writing about my family?

Me: Shut up, Stephanie! I can delete your story and then you won't exist!

Stephanie: OK, OK. I take that back. She's kind of cool and just a little bit weird.

Lucy: OK, maybe. At least I had an OK life. Losing my family and friends wasn't fun, but I'm so in love now.

Me: Well, Lucy, I can't stand to be mean to you. You're such a great person to balance out Emperor Self-Centered.

Alex: I've forgiven her for letting the Warners torment me when I was younger. But why...?

Me: Ah, young love. It fixes everything for the moment.

Carmen: Jeanne says she's OK. Crystal is mad at her for something - I can't remember what. I think she's pretty nice, for letting us live out the American dream of 1962.

Me: Tell Crystal to leave me alone, tell Jeanne thanks and I did that cause I wanted to live in 1962 too. Thanks, Carm.

Autumn: It was nice to give me sisters...but she ripped them away from me. One died, and the other pretended she died.

Me: That's what happened before you existed! Deal with it!

Roxanne: She's, um, um...*breaks down in tears*

Me: Sorry, Roxy, really!

Mariah: OK, I suppose.

Me: Um, thanks, I suppose.

Miyoko: I like her. True, I have to go through a lot, but we all know how it's going to end.

Me: That's cause I love you guys. I can't let the story end unhappily. Not like Roxanne's could...

Nancy: I think she's OK. But how come I have to always be just the sister to the real princess?

Me: Come on, you both got fairytale endings!

Krystal: She's sensible. Kind of nice. That's all I have to say before I start dreaming again...

Me: Um...thanks. Best of luck with Freddy!

Misty: I don't know...I miss Mowgli, but I will still visit him, and things are fine at home.

Me: I'm glad you don't hate me for making you leave him.

Cleo: Why did she have to make me fall in love with Al when he clearly has eyes for only Jasmine?

Me: Trust me, Lee, I'm going through this thing too, and I don't even get to be friends with him.

Fern: SHE IS AWESOME! I get to go to Hogwarts cause of her!

Me: Did anyone say living out my fantasies?

Nicole: Crazy girl, that one is. But she gave me a fun experience.

Me: I take both of those as compliments, Nicole.

Haley: I like her. But I'd like her better if she'd gotten a certain boy to completely disregard me.

Me: Ssh, Hales! The readers aren't supposed to know that...even if he has played a lot of girls before you.

Amethyst: My name is weird. But honestly? Thinking about making the hot guy with no heart care about me? DOUBLE WIN!

Me: I wish I could hate him, but after that dream I had when he was SO playing me, I can't. So I had to make him look nicer.

LOL, I am totally crazy!

And now...

Copy and pasted stuff: This is good, read some!

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

1. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
3. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
6. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
14. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
18. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
19. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
23. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING. "You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more."
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Things I am not to do at Hogwarts ( bold your favorites)

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while
skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense
Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good
money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him
they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15
seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room
together and bet on which House will come out alive (that would be AWESOME!!)

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The
Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast (kill buzz. Anyone else see Holy Grail? You’d get it.)

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day" (But...I need to hug a cute Slytherin guy I know!)

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering
the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points
away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy (major bummer)

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use
it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that
their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that
and draw a Dark Mark on their arm (jeez, these people ruin everything!...)

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the
potion is acceptable as Body Lotion (only because I don't want him mad at me)

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny,
even if he is wearing an orange anorak

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween (why not?)

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have
challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from
various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not attack my fellow classmates ( is this one optional?)

51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer
to enter the Ravenclaw area (CAN you open a spinning door? CAN YOU?!)

Updates on the list!!

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

21) I am not authorised to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see who will come out alive

29) I will not tell Draco to “Make like a ferret and bounce”

30) It is exceptionally tasteless to tell Professor Lupin ‘Once you go black you never go back’

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

33) I will not greet Professor McGonagall with “What’s new pussy cat?”

37) I will not start singing and dancing in the middle of lessons and claim someone put the imperious cure on me.

38) I will not tell Ron and Hermione to ‘get a room’ whenever they start fighting

40) Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying the library is closed for an indefinite time period funny in any sense. Nor does Hermione Granger.

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey.

46) I will not refer to Lucius Malfoy as a pimp - even if he does carry a pimp cane

47) I am no longer allowed to use the words ‘pimp cane’ in front of Draco Malfoy

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

51) I will not tell the first years to build a treehouse in the Whomping Willow.

52) I will not tell Filch that Peeves has left. It is cruel to get his hopes up like that.

53) I am not allowed to skip through the hallways singing the "Wizards of Waverly Place" theme song.

54) I am not allowed to attack the new Head Boy with water ballons.

55) I am not allowed to change the Slytherin common room to red and gold.n.

57) I am not allowed to tell Lockheart that his fanclub is waiting in the Whomping Willow.

4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

10) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

12) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"

15) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

17) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

18) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

23) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

24) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice. (Awww!)

25) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

26) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

28) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays. (I'll try...but I don't know if I can tell the difference...)

29) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.

30) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.

34.)I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Claus.

35.) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.

36.)I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snapes private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing.

37.) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it. (That's my Head of House! Yep, I'm a Ravenclaw.)

38.)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.

39.) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.

40.) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

41.)The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid. (But she deserves it!)

42.)I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".

43.)When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.

44.)Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.

45.)A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.

46.) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “

47.)I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.

48.). I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

49.)Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.

50.)Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.

51.)Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

52.)I may not have a private army.

53.) I must not substitute chocolate-flavored laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.

54.)Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.

55.)I am not the wicked witch of the west.

56.) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.

57.) I will not melt if water is poured over me.

58.) -Neither will Professor Umbridge. (Damn it, I wasted my water bottle on her!)

59.)I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.

60.)I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.

61.) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

62.) I will not test my Potions assigments by spiking Snape's drink with them.

63.) - Especially not all of them at once.

64.) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts."

65.) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos.

66.)Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.

67.)I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.

68.)When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.

69.)Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.

70.)The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.

72.)Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not improved by the introduction of muggle firearms.

73.)Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.

74.)I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

75.)I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes. (I solemnly swear that I am up to no good...now where is it...oh, he's over there! Wait, I can't stalk him now?)

76.)I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.

77.)I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'.

78.)I will not create a betting pool on that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.

79.)Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.

80.)Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles. (Sorry? I was listening to Professor McSparkles.)

82.)Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".

83.)I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.

84.). - However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.

85.)If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.

86.) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.

87.)I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either. (Draco, you boss them around, so I'll start calling you Jessie!)

88.)I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron.

89.)I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.

90.)It's not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says All the good-looking ones die young with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.

91.)I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade

92.)I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that nightmare about Harry (No fair!)

93.)I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall

Quick Harry Potter Quiz!!

Which is your favourite Harry Potter book? Prisoner Of Azkaban.

Which is your favourite Harry Potter movie? Chamber of Secrets - don't know why, though.

Who is your favourite HP character(s)? Luna Lovegood first, Draco Malfoy a close second.

What house do you prefer to be in? Ravenclaw! The smart house - plus Luna's there. And I know Cho, so I could introduce myself to her...

But what house would you think you'll be in? Pottermore says Ravenclaw! But I have a feeling Hufflepuff could be my house too...

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favourite? I don't know...my fanfiction has a girl that is trying to cheer up Moaning Myrtle.

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? DADA!

Who is your favourite teacher in Hogwarts? How can I choose?

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? Keeper.

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? Keeper, but I'm useless at sports.

Who do you want to make friends with? LUNA! And Draco. And the trio.

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? LUNA!

Why would he/she be your best buddy? Cause we could be the best-of-insane duo!

Which character in the book can you relate to? LUNA! Cause I'm as crazy as her. That's a compliment to her.

If you hate child abuse, PLEASE post this ballad in your profile:

My name is Sarah, I am but three,

My eyes are swollen, I cannot see,

I must be stupid, I must be bad,

What else could have made my daddy so mad?

I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy, would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all, I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up, all the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark, my folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come, I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just one whipping tonight

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car

My daddy is back from Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse, my name he calls

I press myself against the wall.

I try and hide from his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping, he shouts ugly words,

He says it's my fault that he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me and yells at me more,

I finally get free and I run for the door.

He's already locked it and I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues with more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream, but its now much too late

His face has been twisted into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain again and again

Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops and heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless, aprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah and I am but three,

Tonight my daddy, murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!! (What's the point of hurting innocent children?)

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.), NicNack4U (Arnold, Aladdin, Captain Jack Sparrow, Drake Parker, Josh Nichols, Crazy Steve, Spencer, Victor van-Dort, Cosmo, Troy Bolton, Chad Danforth, Ryan Evans, Logan Reese, Chase Matthews, Pharaoh Atem/Yami, Joey Wheeler, Seto Kaiba, Duke Devillin, Jafar, Severus Snape, Harry Potter, Danny Fenton/Phantom). jafarjasmineforever2005: Jafar, Aladdin, Frollo, and lot's more (There's been tons). Writtensofine67: Jafar, Snape, Dexter (from dexter's lab) Prince Casipan, Chris from TDI, Ahkmenrah (Night at the museum) and Jed (from Night at the Museum) SideshowJazz1: Edward Cullen, Draco Malfoy, Sirius Black (young version and in the books only - I don't really like him so much in the movies), James (from Pokemon), Simon, Jack (both from "Lord of The Flies"-I imagine them older though), Howl (Moving Castle, join the dots), Puss In Boots (Shrek), Alejandro (Total Drama) and Yakko Warner.

Weirdness:

People call me weird and I say thank you, hey, it means that I have personality, and not boring!
I scream out of no where for no reason, it's pretty funny actually
I say random things at anytimes
When people ask me "What's wrong with you?" you reply, "Everything" and smile happily
I burst into laughter for no reason and everyone stares at me
I say weird things that dont even make sense
I think that my mind is to complex for other people to under stand
The world is weird, and If Im weird, and you're "normal", then doesnt that make you weird?
I dont want to be boring! Normalness is boring!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Im weird and Im proud and happy to be!
Put this on your profile if your weird and your proud!

Not sure where this one came from - but I got it from The Sarcasm Master's profile. Gotta have something Total Drama!

Alejandro:

( ) You're Latino

( ) You're manipulative

( ) You're evil

( ) You fall for King/Queen Bees

( ) You've been severely burned/injured

() You have an annoying brother/sister

( ) You speak more than one language

Total: 0

That's okay. I don't really want to be like him. Now if only I could find a way to hate him too...

Beth:

(X)You are a wannabe at sometimes

() You have a best friend

( ) You wear/used to wear braces

(X) Singing is one of your hobbies

( ) You easily fall for the eye candy

( ) One of your favorites colors is pink

( ) You work on a farm

Total: 2

I don't watch much of Beth. But she's nice.

Bridgette:

( ) You surf

( ) You're a vegetarian

(X) You care about the environment/Mother Nature

(X) Animal Cruelty is wrong to you

( ) You usually wear your hair in a ponytail

( ) You have a boyfriend/girlfriend

() You get along with everybody

(X) Everything should be natural to you

Total: 3

I wish I was more like Bridge. She's great.

Cody:

(X) You love technology

( ) Most of the time you flirt and hit on girls/guys

(X) You are a quick healer

( ) You easily get sun burn

( ) You have a gap between your front teeth

(X) A poor diet scares you

() You play the keyboard

( ) BBQ Chips is the King of all Chip Flavors to you

Total: 3

I wanna just give Cody a hug (but not Sierra-style). Kid's a sweetheart.

Courtney:

( ) You are/were a CIT

(X) You want everything right

(X) You get mad easily

(X) Everything is important to you

( ) You are/were on the Student Council

(X) Everything turns out wrong for you

( ) You fall for the delinquents/criminals

(X) You've once been out of a game/challenge unfairly

Count: 5

Oh no...I'm like COURTNEY? No way! I love Courtney, but I don't want to be like her. She was okay in Island, but Action made her mean (worst girlfriend EVER - you can't just set up a 32 page contract and expect it to be memorized in a day). She got better in World Tour, but then got worse again (Courtney, you could've just stopped bringing it up, and reality check, Alejandro was never actually interested in you and even admitted it!) All-Stars...meh. She lost it after Island.

DJ

() You love animals

( ) Everybody loves you

() You've been raised right

() Everybody is your friend

(X) You are happy most of the time

( ) You never get mad

(X) You get scared easily

(X) Group hugs are cuddly

Count: 3

Awww, DJ. I love the guy, he just doesn't feel like a favourite for me.

Duncan:

( ) You have/had a mohawk

( ) You've been to jail/prison

(X) You love skulls and crossbones

( ) You have piercings

(X) Green is one of your favorite colors

( ) Punk is one of your favorite music genres

( ) You pick on dorks

() You have a smug facial expression sometimes

Count: 2

Apart from Bowling For Soup, I don't listen to punk. I love anything with skulls, though - I have some black leggings with purple, yellow and blue skulls patterned over them.

Eva:

( ) You often lift weights

( ) You wear knee high socks with gym clothes

(X) You've been through anger management

() You are competitive

( ) You can lift anything

( ) Happiness is not your forte

( ) You often don't fall in love too easily

( ) You're never happy

Count: 1

Yeah, I'm not much like Eva. Nothing more to say.

Ezekiel:

( ) You're homeschooled

( ) You're a sexist

( ) You have/had/wear a toque

( ) You often say "eh"

(X) You wear a sweatshirt almost everyday

( ) You pick your nose often

( ) You have no friends

() You are pale

Count: 1

When I say "almost everyday", I mean except for the summer, some of autumn and sometimes spring.

Geoff:

() You love parties

( ) You have the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend

( ) You often make out most of the day

( ) You wear a cowboy hat

(X) You're the youngest sibling in your family

( ) One of your nicknames is "Party Girl" or "Party Boy"

( ) You are invited to all of the parties

( ) You skateboard

Count: 1

I wish I could check two more - the second and third. I've only ever dated one person.

Gwen:

( ) You're goth

( ) You have highlights

( ) You wear blue lipstick

( ) You wear fishnets and black

( ) You make the first move

()Preppy things piss you off

(X) Annoying things irk you up

Count: 1

I think I'm more like Gwen than this may suggest. Like I'm creative - and I love musical guys. Gwent forever!

Harold:

( ) You can be a pervert at some times

( ) You often say "Booyah" or "Yes"

(X) You're a dork

( ) You fall in love with the ghetto girl/boy

( ) You read comics

( ) You breathe loud

(X) You get picked on most of the time

( ) You save chewed gum

Count: 2

Ugh...Harold is really dorky. Weirdo. But then apparently that makes me weird, too.

Heather:

( )You're the Queen Bee

( ) You are/were a cheerleader

( ) You often lie about being nice sometimes

(X) You often get embarrassed

( ) Weird people make you mad

( ) You break couples up

( ) You often call people "losers"

( ) You are never trusted

Count: 1

This could've been 2, but the second one isn't true in that way. I'm glad I'm nothing like Heather.

Izzy

(X) You're crazy/psycho

( ) You were once wanted by the police/RCMP

( ) You're a redhead

( ) Fire is your addiction

(X) You love acting silly

( ) You run a lot

( ) You want to be called by your nickname

(X) You've camped out in the woods

Count: 3

I love Izzy. My sister thinks she's annoying, but I adore her. You rule, Iz!

Justin:

( ) You're the eye candy

( )People often stare at you

( ) People faint when they see you

( ) You lie to most people

( ) Beauty is a talent to you

() You once/often get photo shots

( ) You don't care about anything but beauty

( ) You're gorgeous

Count: 0

Who would actually want to be Justin? I don't even think he's that good looking. If I was a guy, I'd rather look like Alejandro than Justin. Heck, I'd rather look like Trent. In fact, I'd rather look like CODY than look like Justin.

Katie

() You have a BFFFL

() You have big hips, but skinny body

() You're pretty

(X) You're often sweet

(X) You blush easily

( ) You wear pigtails

(X) You listen to Pop Music

() You're skinnier than your friends

Count: 3

You would not believe how much I used to blush when I was on Facebook. Boys...

LeShawna:

( ) You're the ghetto girl

( ) You wear baby T's

(X) You easily get pissed off

(X) You love winning

( ) You have a great taste in style

( ) You know how to dance

( ) Rap is one of your favorite music genres

( ) You often wear hoop earrings

Count: 2

I kind of wish I was more like Leshawna. That girl is strong!

Lindsay:

(X)You are/were a blonde

( ) You're dumb

( ) You take Gymnastics

(X) Your boobs are big

( ) You're a "Daddy's Girl"

( ) You fall for the jocks

(X) Your eyes are blue

( ) Makeup looks pretty on you

Count: 3

Good thing I'm not too much like Lindsay. I wouldn't want to be too much like her.

Noah:

(X) You are a bookworm

() Your IQ is off the charts/high

() You're in Honors classes

(X) Sports aren't your forte

() You are often sarcastic/cynical/cocky

() You're quiet

( ) You've accidentally kissed someone of the same sex

(X) You don't like parties

Count: 3

That's nice. I'm only non-sarcastic because my family doesn't have any appreciation for it.

Owen:

( ) You're overweight

() You fart a lot

( ) You can burp the ABC's

( ) Everyone loves you

( ) You love adventure

(X) You're out of shape

(X) You love to eat

( ) You often say things about historic people such as Alexander the Great and David and Goliath

Count: 2

To be honest, I don't really want to be Owen.

Sadie

( ) You have a BFFFL

(X) You're chubby

( ) You cry without your best friend

(X) You accidentally do things wrong

( ) You do everything with your best friend

(X) You easily cry

( ) You love to squeal

(X)You often do things wrong

Count: 4

I'm not as bubbleheaded as Sadie or as overweight, but apparently I'm more like her than Katie.

Sierra

( ) You're a stalker

( ) You dye your hair

(X) You're obsessively in love

(X) You're a huge fan

( ) You have stalker parent(s)

(X) You've been unfairly out of a game

( ) You wear your hair in a braid

Count: 3

I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me, papa-paparazzi. Yeah, that pretty much sums up Sierra.

Trent:

( ) You play/played the guitar

(X) You often wear green

(X) You've been heartbroken

( ) Your favorite number is 9

(X) You care for the people you love

(X) You're still looking for that special someone

(X) You act weird sometimes

(X) You easily fall in love

Count: 6

Wow...highest one so far! Love ya, Trent. My sister likes him too.

Tyler:

(X) You suck at sports

(X) You often wear red

( ) You wear a head bandana

( ) You wear sweat clothes

( ) You're tall

( ) You have brown hair and brown eyes

(X) You have a fear of an animal

() You think you're strong when you really aren't at sometimes

Count: 3

I am getting a lot of threes. Weird, huh? Unlike Tyler, I actually know I can't do sports. And unlike him, I hate them anyway.

Anne Maria

( ) You are from New Jersey

( ) You speak with an accent

( ) You add so much product to your hair

( ) You have/had a fake tan

( ) You look down upon those who are not as pretty as you are

( ) You like only one side of a person, not the person him/herself

( ) You wear a lot of make-up

(X) You can't sing

Total: 1

I don't think I can sing. Sometimes I can, sometimes I can't.

B (Beverly)

()You don't talk much

(X) You're a bit on the chubby side

( ) Despite the aforementioned, you are very athletic

( ) You're skilled in mechanics

( ) You are embarrassed of your first name

(X) You like using initials

( ) You have multiple items in your coat

(X) Every time you try to speak, you get cut off

Total: 3

People keep interrupting me. What am I supposed to do? I'm not that soft-spoken, am I?

Brick

( ) You/your family has a military background

(X) You follow a moral code

(X) You are dedicated to protect friends and family

( ) You are rather athletic

( ) You STINK at Fashion design

() You are willing to sacrifice yourself for the safety of others.

( ) You're scared of the dark, as well as it's noises.

( ) You have the "need to be dominated"

Total: 2

There might be another one...but I don't really want to talk about my preferences. Little kids could be reading this...

Cameron

(X) You're under 100 pounds

( ) You have lived in a bubble

(X) You have overprotective parents

(X) You're not the most athletic person out there

(X) You're a bit nerdy

( ) You can be counted as an "expendable player"

( ) You wore diapers until a late age

( ) (IF A GUY) You're mistaken for a girl

Total: 4

Cameron's another person I could hug.

Dakota

(X) You're addicted to fame

( ) You LOVE pink!

( ) You are a major fashion photon

( ) You usually wear sunglasses

( ) Your parent(s) are majorly rich

( ) You're attracted to nerds

(X) You and your phone are inseparable

( ) You hate feeling sorry for others

Total: 2

I don't know. Maybe, maybe...

Dawn

(X) You are a Wicca/witch

( ) You can read auras

( ) You love nature and communicating with animals

(X) You are very short

( ) You can levitate

( ) You know how to levitate

() You don't really care about money

( ) You are able to detect positive/negative energy

Total: 2

I wish I was more like Dawn. I love her, and she's just like my favourite Harry Potter character. Let's be honest, Dawn's Total Drama's answer to Luna Lovegood.

Jo

( ) You're a tomboy

( ) You are EXTREMELY athletic

( ) You don't think anyone is better than you

( ) You aren't the most attractive person

() You HATE the beauty queen

( ) You would rather sacrifice others to save your own skin

( ) Your favorite accessory is a whistle

( ) (IF A GIRL) You're mistaken for a guy

Total: 0

I'm not surprised.

Lightning

( ) You talk in the third person

( ) You can't tell the difference between genders sometimes

(X) You tend to add something before words.

( ) You're attractive to the opposite gender

( ) You are an overachiever

( ) You have protein powder

( ) You believe in teams of one

( ) You often call people "losers"

Total: 1

Meaning "Um...". Lightning is a total moron.

Mike

(X) You have a mental disorder

(X) You have said you are an actor

() You like two people at the same time

(X) You talk in your sleep

(X) You have a therapist/psychiatrist

( ) You are agile and graceful, but also tough and scrappy

(X) You have trouble telling the one you love how you feel

() You're willing to risk your life for the one you loveO

Total: 5

Okay, so I don't have a mental disorder. But I used to be borderline.

Sam

(X) You love video games

( ) You have embarrassed yourself on your only date

( ) You have cat-like reflexes

( ) You are in love with someone TOTALLY out of your league

(X) You are a couch potato

( ) You have a "circus thumb"

( ) You sometimes speak in video-game talk

( ) You sometimes see stuff in video-game mode

Total: 2

Both only sometimes.

Scott

( ) You LOVE manipulating people

( ) You're a poser

( ) You like to whittle

( ) Animals don't like you

(X) You don't like animals

( ) You have a lucky item

( ) You're a ginger

( ) You have freckles covering you

Total: 1

I don't know. I'm just not good with animals.

Staci

( ) You have a long ancestry

( ) You are a compulsive liar

(X) You talk incessantly

( ) You are rather overweight

(X) You are annoying to most people

( ) You have trouble swimming

( ) You have been bald at one point

(X) You don't have many friends

Total: 3

I need to stop being like Staci. She pissed me off straight away. I was very glad that she was the first voted off.

Zoey

( ) You wear stuff in your hair

(X) You're an only child

(X) You don't have many friends, but wish to make friends

(X) You like retro fashions/music

(X) You enjoy the theatre

(X) You have seen your crush go out with someone else

(X) You are generally nice, but have a tough side

Total: 6

Okay, so I have siblings. Half-siblings. Neither of them have really lived with us since I was little, so I'm like an only child. Zoey doesn't have that much personality, but what she has I share with her.

Amy:

() You're mean, bossy and aggressive

()You have a twin (or sibling) and is older

()You are manipulative

() If you need something, you'll do whatever you can to get it

(X) You've been tricked at least once

() You have a beauty spot

Count: 1

Good. I can't stand Amy.

Beardo:

(X) You like music

() You know how to beatbox

(X) Others consider you annoying

() You're pretty quiet

(X) You are friendly

() You like making sound affects

Count: 3

Not bad. That's okay.

Dave:

() You're a neat freak

() You have anger issues and you yell at people

() You're pessimistic

(X) You have a crush on someone

() You love to get revenge sometimes

() You've been dumbed at least one

Count: 1

Check above to see the list of fictional characters I've crushed on before.

Ella:

(X) You like to sing

(X) You are very sweet and kind

() You were banned from a mall

(X) You annoyed someone at least once

() You're skilled in ballet

() Animals are charmed by you

Count: 3:

I know some people hate Ella. I like her. Deal with it.

Jasmine:

() You're very tall

(X) You like being in charge

() You encouraged someone to stand up for themselves

() People find you scary

() You were born in a different country

() You're claustrophobic

Count: 1

Wish I was more like Jasmine.

Leonard:

() You think you're a wizard

(X) You tried to cast a spell but it never worked (I had a Wicca spellbook, but then I didn't have all the right things..does that make me crazy?)

() You don't mean much

() Many people believe you're an actual wizard

() You're a proud LARPer

() You dress like a wizard

Count: 1

Annoying. If he really wants to cast spells, it takes a lot more than waving a stick around and making stuff up. And even then it's not necessarily going to work. I don't think Wiccan magic really works for me, but I've heard it works for other people.

Max:

() You want to take over the world

(X) You're smart

() Your favorite word is "evil"

(X) You like technology

() You have a soft side

() You like nicknaming youself

Count: 2

Oh well, at least I don't think I'm super evil. Deluded little brat.

Rodney:

(X) You're trying to look for love

() You have more brothers than sisters

(X) Your love interest is not interested in you

() You get nervous around your love interest

() You fall in love easily

() You're from the country

Count: 2

Rodney is SO annoying. He's not in love. He's in LUST.

Sammy:

() You were called by a name you hate

() You have a twin (or sibling) and is younger

() You do someone else's bidding

() You learned to stand up to yourself

() You're more nicer than your sibling (We're equeally nice so . . .)

(X) You find it hard to make friends

Count: 1

Let it be known that I will never call Sammy by that hated name her sister forced upon her.

Scarlett:

(X) You are quiet

(X) You are pretty smart

() You showed your true nature to someone

(X) You dislike being called a sidekick

() You pretended to be something you're not.

() You tie your hair back to keep it from going crazy

Total: 3

I may not be evil or psychotic, but I like most everything else about Scarlett.

Shawn:

() You have a fear of zombies

() You've watched a ton of zombie movies

(X) You're loyal

() You once put someone else in danger

() You like to give advice

() You can fart with your armpit (I can't do an opera with it but you know XD)

Total: 1

Well, that's it. Shawn's still awesome, though. He's got skills.

Sky:

() You know more than one language. (Irish, English and French)

() You're competitive

() You believe in teamwork

() You're very skilled in gymnastics

() You do weird things when you get nervous.

() You've dumped someone before

Total: 0

Sky bores me.

Sugar:

() You laughed at someone's misfortune

(X) You have a love for food.

() You're not as talented as you think.

() You're more into fiction than fact.

() You want to be a pageant queen

(X) You get pissed when you can't get your own way

Total: 2

I hope this doesn't make me unlikable.

Topher:

(X) You're very lazy

(X) You're a huge fan of -

(X) You're sometimes self-centered

() You tried to steal someone else's job

() You don't make that much of an effort.

() You're loud

Count: 3

Should I start working on my personality flaws now?

Harry Potter Questionnaire!

1. Who is your favorite Harry Potter character and why?

Luna Lovegood. Cause she's crazy!

2. Who is your least favorite Harry Potter character and why?

Well...huh, tricky one. I never really liked Cho Chang, but I don't mind her. Maybe Umbridge, but she's still fun to read about.

3. Who is your favorite canon couple in the Harry Potter books and why?

Huh...tricky one. I mean, canon? I mean, I like pretty much all of them.

4. Who is your least favorite canon canon in the Harry Potter books and why?

Don't know, again.

5. Who is your favorite non-canon couple in the Harry Potter books and why?

You mean, besides Draco/Me? Or him with an OC? Dramione, hands down. I don't know, it's just interesting to read about.

6. What is your least favorite non-canon couple in the Harry Potter books and why?

Drapple. Really, an apple can't kiss anyone! And Drarry. It always seems so forced when I read it.

7. If you were to go to Hogwarts, which House do you think you'd be put in and why?

I've had sporadic answers in Sorting Hat quizzes, but my choices seem to rule out Gryffindor and Slytherin. Since the Sorting Hat takes the answer into account, I'd probably end up in Ravenclaw.

8. Out of all the deaths in Harry Potter, who's death affected you the most and/or you felt was unnecessary and why?

Why did they have to kill off most of the characters they killed? I was talking to some of my friends, and we decided that Fred Weasley should have lived.

9. Out of all the characters whom survived, do you think any of them deserved to be killed off and why?

The same friends discussed the Weasley family, and they thought Ron, Ginny and Percy should have been the characters who died.

10. Rowling reveals that Draco Malfoy marries Astoria Greengrass, and they have one son together called Scorpius Hyperion. How do you imagine Astoria to be like (personality and appearance wise) and how do you think that she and Draco got together?

Is Astoria Daphne's sister? I don't have a clue what she'd be like.

A Real Boyfriend

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a dummie cause she thinks shes stronger than you
Grab her and dont let go

When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she's having a bad day
Hug her tight and whisper in her ear, "You're beautiful."

When she steals your favorite hoodie
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she loves you
she really does more than you can understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you;
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she says it's over
she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin
she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

-Treat her like she's all that matters to you

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes

-When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

-Let her know she's important.

- Don't talk about other girls around her

- Kiss her in the pouring rain

- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
"Whose ass am i kicking baby?"

A B O U T . Y O U.

1. What time is it?:

3:14 pm.

2. What is your name?

Hannah

3. What do you want to do?

Is this a trick question? I'd like to meet all my fictional crushes, although D.M would probably drive me crazy since he's a complete snob.

4. Where do you wanna live?

LA. Enough said.

5. How many kids do you want?

I only know that I want kids.

6. Do you want to get married?

Well, is matrimony really necessary in a modern world?

7. have you ever done drugs?

No. Way. I don't get people who do, but I guess Carroll and the Beatles show positive effects of it.

8. what do you like on your pizza?

I usually order a bacon, cheese and corn pizza from Hell's Pizza.

9. Can you cross your eyes?

Never tried. Don't think so.

10. Do you make your bed daily?

No.

What is the wackiest thing on earth?

...can I say more than one thing?

QUICK! THINK OF A NUMBER!!

7

What pisses you off?

Snobs. Racists. Discrimination.

Favorite thing to do?

Hang out with my friends, write, read, daydream...make favourite a plural/

Name one funny thing that happened to a teacher.

I can't remember, but my last English teacher was talking about blueberry martinis...I hope she doesn't see this...anyway, I'm off to uni this year (2013)!

How many male friends do you have?

I'm not sure. A lot. At high school graduation, there's a picture of me being crushed in a hug by three boys, one of which I've barely talked to for 4 years.

Do you want a boyfriend?

I just got dumped, and I wish I hadn't, so yes.

LOOK! A DOG ON A UNICYCLE!

Awww, that's so cute!

Who are your favorite horror movie characters?

Nancy Thompson. And Alice Johnson. Nancy because she's intelligent and fiesty, and Alice because she's like me, quiet and dreamy.

What is twisted?

The fact that some people think their status in life makes them better than others. That's an insane idea!

Do you believe in magic?

Yes, it's all around, even if you don't realize it.

How many books have you read?

Um...must be in the thousands by now.

What gives you nightmares?

Nothing in particular. My last nightmares were about Carmen Sandiego.

What is the weirdest dream you ever had?

I dreamed about a University version of Hogwarts where I had a boyfriend.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this.

This is a list against stereotypes, so copy and past this and bold the ones you are!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
xI'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. (and proud of it!)
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
Im AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.(riiiiggghhhtt...)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Sam

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? Green, duh!

3. Your first initial? H

4. Your month of birth? January

5. Which colour do you like more, black or white? Black

6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours. Kasey

7. Your favorite number? 15

8. Do you like California or Florida more? California, who can beat that?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I wish I could pass everything at university.

Are you done? Um, duh.

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person. Which Sam?

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Right...I am sooooo stressed.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. I really hope so...

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Please let that be true...

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change I really would like to think that.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend. She has a best friend already.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. Is that good or bad?

California: You like adventure. No, Cali's just awesome!

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. Um...OK and what is wrong with this thing? Sorry inside joke.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working on the corner because no one will hire a transsexual women.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother's hand through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the most loving family I ever had; I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for 3 weeks, and in another year, I'll be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks after graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who have the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom to go into so no one will call management.
I am the mother not allowed to see her children that I gave birth to, nursed, and raised because the court says I'm an unfit mother since I live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who suddenly had the support system go cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner was also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who had no support because I am a male.
I am the father who never hugged his own son in fear of showing affection for another male.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me because they realized I was a transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped going to church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their door on my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what the world needs, love.
I am the person who is afraid to tell his Christian parents that he loves another male.

RE-POST IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG.

Ipod Shuffle Game!

IF SOMEONE SAYS “THE TRUTH IS, I LIKE YOU” YOU SAY…?

I Can Hear The Bells (Hairspray)

"I've finally found the boy I've been missing...Listen! I can hear the bells..."

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

He Wasn't (Avril Lavigne)

"There's nothing going on today...I'm really bored, it's getting grey..."

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

Defying Gravity (Wicked)

"I think I'll try defying gravity, and you can't pull me down..."

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Dancing Through Life (Wicked)

"Dancing through life, down at the Ozdust, if only because dust is what we come to..."

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND?

For Good (Wicked)

"I know I'm who I am today, because I knew you..."

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Take Me Away (Avril Lavigne)

"I can't handle this confusion..."

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Without Love (Hairspray)

"I'll be yours forever, cause I never wanna be without love..."

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Freak Out (Avril Lavigne)

"I'm gonna live my life...I can't ever run and hide..."

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

One Short Day (Wicked)

"But for today, we'll wander and enjoy..."

WHAT IS YOUR OBSESSION?

Love Story (Taylor Swift)

"You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess...It's a love story, baby just say yes"

WHAT IS 22?

22 (Taylor Swift)

"We're happy. free, confused and lonely in the best way...it's miserable and magical, oh yeah..."

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR WORST ENEMY?

Let The Record Show (Emilie Autumn)

"Why did I turn to you? I only wanted a hand to pour my heart into."

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Somebody I Used To Know (?)

You didn't have to cut me of...make out like it never happened and that we were nothing..."

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?

No Good Deed (Wicked)

"If that's all good deeds are, maybe that's the reason why...no good deed goes unpunished!"

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

"Misery Loves Company" (Emilie Autumn)

"Company loves more...more loves everybody else..."

YOUR FAVORITE MEMORY?

"Fifteen" (Taylor Swift)

"Cause when you're fifteen, somebody tells you they love you..."

WHAT’S COMING IN YOUR FUTURE?

"Nightmare On My Street" (Will Smith)

"Then I thought, 'Oh I get it, I must be dreaming'..."

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period 's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually really only need to apply mascara to your top 's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first 's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love ... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been received.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it?

It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

"Is it better to tell or have a lie to save face?

Well I guess the answer is don't do it in the first place"-Missy Higgins, The Special Two

Is that the answer to abortion? Just don't give the life if you'll end it?

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can bring you down, copy this into your profile

If you think that green skin is awesome and wish that you had it, copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Wicked that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile!

If you listen to your Wicked CD religiously, and know the words back to front, copy this onto your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile

If you are as Wicked as Elphaba, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Elphie's hat is SCANDALACIOUS copy this to your page and spread the WICKED cheer!

They moved together- blue diamonds on a green field. Elphaba and Fiyero deserve each other. If you’re a Fiyeraba addict, and unashamed to admit it (and/or even post fics that have scenes with or that imply them, uh, "playing games"), post this on your profile.

If you have ever wanted to play Glinda or Elphaba (Or Nessarose in my case-all three I wish!) in Wicked, copy and paste this into your profile!

-Ozheads are just trying to make their way in a green world. If you are an Ozhead then copy this to your profile!

-If you consider yourself a total Wicked Fan, copy this into your profile.

-The people in the world are black and white. If you would be the only green person in the world copy this into your profile.

-If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

-If you are so obsessed with Musical Theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile!

-If hearing the opening music for Wicked gave you shivers, copy this into your profile.

-If you cried when you saw For Good, copy this into your profile.

-If you think Elphaba really is beautiful, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you sometimes talk to yourself / sing to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile

If you consider Fiyeraba a religion, copy paste this into your profile.

-Everyone who knows you knows who everyone in wicked is, (Elphaba, Galinda, etc.)

-You find yourself singing I’m Not That Girl, when you feel that your just not that girl.

-You used to love the Wizard of Oz and now you have unadulterated loathing for it or have a thing against it or hate it with a passion.

- You go crazy when the Nivea skin cream ad comes on and says its Defying Gravity.

-You want the local choir to sing a medley of "One Short Day", "For Good" and "Defying Gravity" and try suggesting it to them.

-You use Ozian words and expressions without even thinking about it.

-You went to this profile and read everything on this list then added some things and posted it on your own profile.

If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever watched a movie so many times you know all the words to it then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you miss Steve Irwin, Heath Ledger, Bernie Mac, copy this into your profile.

If you wish you could meet the Joker and survive a chat, copy this into your profile.

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae.

If you think furbies are evil mind controlling igits waiting to take over the world paste this in your profile.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever repeated what you had just said within the same conversation, without having someone to ask you to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile

If you think that there is such a thing as the paranormal, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you've ever fallen in love with a cartoon character copy and paste this onto your profile.

I'm the kind of person who walks into a door then apologizes.

If you dislike Edward the sparkly vampire, copy and paste this to your profile. (Not because he sparkles for me...because he's ANNOYING and OVERRPROTECTIVE and sometimes I think he needs ANGER MANAGEMENT)

If you hate the voices in your head because they talk too much, copy and paste this to your profile. ( DANG IT, OKAY, SHUT UP!)

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (stupid psychiatrist...)

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! ... Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?

Even better: Join the Death Eaters. We have DRACO MALFOY!...Welcome to the Death Eaters. Sorry, Draco's MINE, and no one else gets a turn! Even though I'm not a Death Eater...TAKE THAT, VOLDEMORT! I'VE GOT ONE OF YOURS!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. (I hate that purple monstrosity)

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books. (except in my country it's Where's Wally)
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies. (Well I didn't, but I really wanted to)
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When Gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, shadowkat 2701,Afw,charmedcrazy14, charmedbaby11, thesistersthree, Charmedn1, KittyKat835, DethRose, Ying-Fa-Dono, My Purple Skies, SideshowJazz1

How to Know if You're Addicted to Fanfiction

11. You check your profile every ten minutes.

10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews."

9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite?

8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic.

7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet.

6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie.

5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction.

4. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny.

3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context.

2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours.

1. You repost this onto your profile! :)

Profile your into this paste and copy ,retard a like beginning the from this read actually you if. Now Read It Backwards.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (I think I'll sleepwalk and dry my hair tonight.)

On a bag of Fritos!: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (OK, um...how do I re-seal it?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." ( What's regular for soap then? )

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (I'm supposed to eat it cold without frost?)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Um...oops.)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Right. I thought it would be frozen after heating.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." ( I thought that would be more convenient. - irons clothes on body - OW, OW, OW!!!! It burns!!!!!

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." ( Oh...OK! - takes medicine - Oooh...shiny car...- drives car around neighborhood and rams into a tree - Oops...hee, hee... )

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (No, really? I thought it said Anti-Sleep Aid.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." ( Where else do we put them, genius? )

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." ( Wait...what other use? )

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." ( Really? )

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Now could you tell me HOW to open the packet and HOW to eat the nuts?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." ( Bummer...hey Billy! You can't fly! - looks out window to see friend Billy caught in telephone lines - Oh, never mind. I guess you can. )

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

Imagine this!

Nessa, Boq, Galinda, Fiyero, and Elphaba are all sitting at a table at dinner.

Nessa looks at Boq.

Boq looks at Galinda.

Galinda looks at Fiyero.

Fiyero looks at Elphaba.

Elphaba looks at a book (and occasionally glances at Fiyero)

What we have here is a love pentagon! Bessa to Gloq to Flinda to Fiyeraba to...uh...smokescreened Fiyeraba, I guess! (hidden by a book) Lol I'm crazy.

My Life Film Soundtrack (My Choices)

Opening Credits: Anything But Ordinary (Avril Lavigne)

Waking Up: Thank You For The Music (ABBA)

First Day At School: Good Morning Baltimore (Hairspray) I didn't cry, I was excited-"don't hold me back cause today all my dreams will come true" works!

Falling In Love: I Can Hear The Bells (Hairspray) So sue me, a lot of songs from the same musicals and singers will come up.

Fight Song: Together (Avril Lavigne)

Breaking Up: It's OK! (Atomic Kitten)

Prom Night: Let Love Lead The Way (Spice Girls)

Life: I'm Not That Girl (Wicked) I'm NEVER that girl in anything.

Mental Breakdown: Nobody's Home (Avril Lavigne)

Driving: What If (Emilie Autumn)

Flashback: Innocence (Avril Lavigne)

Getting Back Together: Without Love (Hairspray)

Wedding: As Long As You're Mine (Wicked)

Birth of A Child: Steer (Missy Higgins)

Final Battle: Beat It (Michael Jackson)

Funeral Song: The Sound Of White (Missy Higgins)

Final Credits: There's A Fine, Fine Line (Avenue Q)

Real Ipod Shuffle Version

Opening Credits: Michelle (Beatles)

Waking Up: Last Friday Night (Katy Perry)

First Day At School: Voulez-Vous (ABBA)

Falling In Love: Stay Stay Stay (Taylor Swift)

Fight Song: Contagious (Avril Lavigne)

Breaking Up: Puff The Magic Dragon (Peter, Paul and Mary)

Prom Night: A Sweet Escape (Gwen Stefani)

Life: Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy (Tata Young)

Mental Breakdown: Smile (Lily Allen)

Driving: There Are Worse Things I Could Do (Grease)

Flashback: Girls! Girls! Girls! (Emilie Autumn)

Getting Back Together: My Life Would Suck (Kelly Clarkson)

Wedding: We Need A Vacation (Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen) Don't even say anything, it's one of their better songs!

Birth of A Child: Big, Blonde and Beautiful (Hairspray)

Final Battle: White Horse (Taylor Swift)

Funeral Song: My Girlfriend Who Lives In Canada (Avenue Q)

Final Credits: Bridge To The Other Side (Oliver Boyd and The Rememberalls)

Favourite characters from Wicked in order:

1. Elphaba

2. Nessarose

3. Fiyero

4. Glinda

5. The Wizard

6. Dorothy

7. Boq

8. Madame Morrible

9. Dr. Dillamond

10. Frex

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

No, and I don't want to.

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Do I even need to say yes? It's obvious that he's hot!

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Impossible. I'm really glad it is too...that pairing is just too weird...

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

No...poor guy isn't very popular.

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Depends the way they're written. They could.

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Don't make me answer this...NEITHER!

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Boq would pretend he never found out and subconsiously freak.

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Nessa comes back to life and unwittingly becomes friends with the girl who killed her, then they fall in love. When Nessa finally learns that Dorothy killed her, she breaks up with her.

9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

I am relieved there isn't.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Wonderful Wears Me Out? Not that I want to see one. DON'T GET ANY IDEAS ABOUT STORIES PEOPLE!

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

I'm not a skilled Gelphie writer and only support Gelphie friendship, so I'm not going to need to know what plot I'd use.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?

No, don't think so.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number one, what song would you chose?

Maybe...can I just stick with the songs in the musical? I've worn out my creative powers today.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Don't know, don't care. Since it's Wicked, I absolutely hate the idea of these characters together

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Please don't put that image in my head...

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Hannah

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Hanizzle (Wha???)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Lime Zebra

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Emily Bay

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Shrhamas

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Coke Float

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Arihtll

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Charlie

9. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Jill

10. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (something bad, favorite fruit) Acid Grape

11. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (third favorite color, pirate accessory) Purple Peg Leg

Number your 12 favourite Total Drama characters, in no particular order, and answer the questions below the cut! No peeking.

1. Gwen

2. Heather

3. Alejandro

4. Izzy

5. Trent

6. Bridgette

7. Courtney

8. Dawn

9. Sierra

10. DJ

11. Mike

12. Cameron

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No. They've met like once, and they didn't say a word to each other. It was in Bridgette's ROTI cameo.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Being a bi girl...nah, she's pretty, but not hot. And I would not date a guy version of Izzy, either. Curly red hair on a guy is not my thing.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Cam would totally freak out about doing that to Dawn. Dawn would probably take it calmly. Wonder how pregnancy hormones would affect her...

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes, but there aren't enough. She's in several fics that focus more on Heather, though.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

In spite of having read it...nah. Way too weird.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

The former...only because Five is Trent and he'd want me to put him with the Nine character. And also he's straight. I wish he hadn't become obsessed with 9.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

It depends on when, but Courtney would probably chew out Heather for "taking advantage" of Cameron later, since he's so small and that's what she'd assume.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic

Awww...seriously? I'd probably write some little fic about what they were thinking during the time between "Newf Kids On The Block" and "Jamaica Me Sweat".

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

They haven't met, have they? Dawn had been voted off by the time Gwen made her cameo. So no.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Becoming Villainous. You know, since they started All-Stars on the Heroic Hamsters and got switched...although Courtney actually is a villain.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Seriously? Someone's already written some kind of kidnapping fic. I don't know what Izzy would do. She's so crazy, she might not even have a reason except maybe just wanting to see what screwing a girl was like.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Not that I know of. If I can find any, I would. Strike that, I do!

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I know someone who made a cloth doll of him shirtless. And one of him as Mal.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Probably not. I can't see it.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

I think someone else said this before me, but pretty obviously: "MOMMA!"

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

"Colours Of The Wind" from Pocahontas. It's a song about being in touch with nature and accepting the views of every human and animal. Totally Dawn's song!

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Hmmm...I might rate it K for language. I can't see myself writing anything too explicit with that.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Oh hell...I can't see him using a pick-up line at all. He'll get a girl someday, but I can't see him trying to pick up Heather of all people.

Take the Wicked Pledge!

I promise to remember Elphaba whenever I see something green

And I promise to remember Galinda when I'm trying not to be mean

I promise to remember Fiyero whenever I think the least

And I promise to remember Nessarose when I travel east

I promise to remember the Wizard when I think that lies are better

And I promise to remember Madame Morrible whenever there's a change in the weather

I promise to remember Boq when I don't get my first choice

And I promise to remember Idina Menzel when I hear a shining voice

And I promise to love wicked, Who cares what people say?

Wicked will be in my heart every single day

...And the Harry Potter Pledge!

I promise to remember Harry

Each time I see lightning

And I promise to remember Ron

When I see red hair that's blinding

I promise to obey school rules

For Hermione's sake of course

And I promise to remember Draco Malfoy

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Ginny

Whenever I see an adoring fan

And I promise to remember Neville

When someone says no, but they say 'I can'

I promise to remember Luna

Whenever I see the moon

And I promise to remember Fred and George

When I see someone acting like a loon

I promise to remember Dumbledore

When I see someone with long, grey hair.

And I promise to remember Molly

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Tom Riddle

Whenever I am scared

And I promise to remember Hedwig

When someone says 'I have always cared'

Yes I promise to love Harry Potter

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Potter fans know.

Harry Potter isn't an obsession...

it's a way of life you know..

Copy and paste if you think normal doesn't exist...only average exists.