The name was inspired by both Sideshow Bob and a 'Chicago!' musical kick I was on at the time of this account's creation. I have abandoned basically all of my older stories on here and moved over to Deviantart under the same name, come find me. I'm a Hetalia nerd now.

When you dial a mental hospital:

Ring...Ring...

Welcome to Psychiatric World. If you are obsessive-complusive, please press one repeatedly.

If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the phone so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are delusional and hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.

11/6/2017

I've been away from here for over two years and just found my password in an old journal. Nothing has really changed on here, I see...I'm at DeviantArt now though, and may be posting some finished stories from there over on here. This place was fun while it lasted, but I'm in college now and pretty busy with my life. DeviantArt has helped me expand my writing abilities and I've gained a lot of friends over there too (I do miss a few old friends from over here though). Don't expect anything old of mine to be updated on here, I've abandoned everything. I'm not going to finish them. They're all on hiatus. I'm too lazy to relearn how to change everything, but everything is on hiatus because I've left my old fandoms. All that anyone ever really comments on here are their hopes for the story to continue, and none of these older stories will. I'll be posting some Hetalia things later on since I've found this password and can do whatever I want. It's good to be back.