Girl in My Mirror Is Cryinghide bio
 Author has written 129 stories for Naruto, Japanese Mythology, Amanda Show, Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club, Pokémon, Golden Girls, Wild Thornberry, Tetris, Pong, Reno 911, Dino Crisis, Tony Hawk series, Fairly OddParents, Family Guy, Twister, Titanic, Misc. Cartoons, Futurama, Codename: Kids Next Door, Shrek, Cosby Show, Full House, Ninja Turtles, Recess, Power Rangers, Lion King, Dynasty Warriors, Minesweeper, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Mortal Kombat, Yuri!!! on Ice, Young and the Restless, Grand Theft Auto, Pocahontas, I Know What You Did Last Summer, Crazy Taxi, Solitaire, Pac-Man, I Love Lucy, Star Fox, Super Smash Brothers, Resident Evil, My Life as a Teenage Robot, Jumanji, Lord of the Rings, Dance Dance Revolution, Cars, iCarly, Mean Girls, Chalkzone, I Dream of Jeannie, Brady Bunch, 101/102 Dalmatians, Mischief Makers, Ecco the Dolphin, Bomberman, Monsters Inc., Mary Poppins, Fast and the Furious, Star Wars, King Of The Hill, Austin Powers, Beavis and Butt-Head, Magic School Bus, Blue's Clues, Bloody Roar, Parasite Eve, Spider-Man, Twisted Metal, Brokeback Mountain, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Dead or Alive, Hairspray, Land Before Time, Time Crisis series, Zoey 101, Honey I shrunk the kids, Godzilla, Zoo Tycoon, Incredibles, South Park, Great Mouse Detective, Home Improvement, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Totally Spies, Cinderella, Kitchen Princess, Bob's Burgers, Sesame Street, Hey Arnold, Bleach, Casper, Bully, Yu-Gi-Oh, Dinosaurs, Bring it On, Wrestling, Hi, Dogs, Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan/押忍！闘え！応援団, King Kong, Aliens/Predator, Tenchu, Friends, Spirited Away, W.I.T.C.H., Fortnite, Family Matters, As Told By Ginger, Balto, Maude, Jurassic Park, Kill Bill, Finding Nemo, Jaws, Sharknado, Borderlands, SpongeBob SquarePants, Rocket Power, Bee Movie, Saints Row, Little Mermaid, Winnie-the-Pooh, Rocko's Modern Life, Ned's Declassified SSG, Jimmy Neutron, Misc. Tv Shows, Sonic the Hedgehog, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Stuart Little, Toy Story, Guess Who?, Sims, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Mario, That's So Raven, Pinky and the Brain, Mulan, Club penguin, Frozen, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Kung Fu Panda, Magic Mike, Finnish Mythology, Free Willy, Freaky Friday, 2003, Penguins of Madagascar, Danny Phantom, Ghostbusters, Shokugeki no Soma/食戟のソーマ, Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ, Romeo & Juliet, Ginga series, Thomas the Tank Engine, Inazuma Eleven/イナズマイレブン, Powerpuff Girls, A Bugs Life, Harry Potter, Streets of Rage, Clueless, Zootopia, Night at the Museum, Are You Afraid of the Dark, Dora the Explorer, Kenan & Kel, Aristocats, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Guitar Hero, Roseanne, Regular Show, Iron Giant, Chicken Run, Princess Diaries, Yandere Simulator, HuniePop, Alvin and the chipmunks, Left 4 Dead, Angry Beavers, Lilo & Stitch, Arthur, Stripperella, Pumpkin Scissors/パンプキン・シザーズ, E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial, Charlotte's Web, Day After Tomorrow, Persona Series, Pee-wee's Playhouse, Dinosaur, Greek Mythology, Hello Kitty/大好き！ハローキティ, I Can't Understand What My Husband Is Saying/旦那が何を言っているかわからない件, Elephant, Don't Look Under the Bed, My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア, All In The Family, Courage: The Cowardly Dog, Garfield, Hannah Montana, 1 Litre of Tears/Ichi Rittoru no Namida/1リットルの涙, and LA Ink. Hey guys! Welcome to my profile! Make yourselves at home! A LITTLE ABOUT ME: My name is Lima Bean Geraldine Smithsonian and I'm from Wichita, Kansas. I'm currently studying to be an archaeologist at the University of Michigan. #UMNdriven I major in anthropology and it's my passion besides writing! My hobbies are reading, writing, sewing, cooking, watching anime, and playing video games. (My favorite games are Sims 3, CS:GO, Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Donkey Kong, and Mario Kart 64.) I have a part-time job at a Wal-Mart as a cashier. My previous job- I was a sales' representative at Avon. I love to read! Whether it's fan-fiction stories or actual novels or even things from the back of a cereal box. HOW I'VE COME TO LOVE SASUxSAKU: Picture it. The summer of 2006. The iconic song "I Wanna Love You" by Akon was just released and it was being played by radio stations across the nation. I signed onto YouTube and simply typed in the name of the song I previously mentioned, and one of the first results that popped up showed a thumbnail of a pink-haired girl and a black-haired boy. Inwardly, I thought, "This is the music video? Okaaay..." So, I thought 'what the hell' and clicked on it. Automatically the song started playing, 'I see you windin' and grindin' up on that pole' and I saw the pink-haired girl and the black-haired boy share such immense chemistry. They looked into each other's eyes and I could see the immense bond that they had. Soon, I realized, this indeed wasn't the music video. But, I couldn't care less. I've discovered something way more important than that! Soon I came to register that the anime was 'Naruto' and I began watching the episodes. Originally, I only watched it for Sasuke and Sakura. But, I grew attached to the other characters and became invested in the anime itself. Ten years have passed and the series has ended, and I'm still extremely invested! *hangs head in shame* I've actually failed multiple exams due to not studying and staying up and reading smutty fan fics. |
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Pokedex by Birdboy reviews
A drabble collection of the sort of pokemon world lore you might find in an expanded version of the pokedex.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 847 - Words: 241,689 - Reviews: 3783 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 16h - Published: 7/20/2010 - Arceus
He Will Be Mine by brown phantom reviews
Hinata has always been too shy and afraid to reveal herself to Naruto. But just before he returns to Konoha, she gets help from an unlikely source. Now she's got the guts to stake her claim, and she won't hide anymore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 221,433 - Reviews: 1730 - Favs: 2,775 - Follows: 2,765 - Updated: 9/8 - Published: 10/1/2010 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.]
Quietus by AngeLhearteD reviews
When first he laid eyes upon her, he thought her the very personification of spring. He watches, from the depths of shadow; waiting to steal her away from the land of the living. Waiting to make her Queen of the Dead. Hades/Persephone retold. SasuSaku/AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 930,860 - Reviews: 11876 - Favs: 4,694 - Follows: 4,529 - Updated: 9/8 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Save Me From Myself by Tillyalf427 reviews
Ikuya has been suffering with anxiety for the past year and it only gets worse in his first year of middle school. Natsuya has been worrying about Ikuya for the past year and is determined to find out what is wrong with his younger brother, if only Ikuya would talk to him...
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,364 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/9/2019 - Published: 10/2/2016 - Ikuya K., Natsuya K.
Long Distance by clandestine7 reviews
[HaruRin] Rin leaves for college in America, but he pays Haruka one last-minute visit before he goes. Their relationship progresses in the lulls between academic terms, in the glimpses Haruka takes of the future, in the two steps forward taken for every step back. (non Olympic-track Haru)
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 149,703 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 5/7/2018 - Published: 9/18/2013 - [Rin M., Haruka N.] Makoto T., Gou M.
Oh, Bianca! by Gaige's Peppy Sweetheart reviews
Bianca decides to permanently join Ash and gang as they travel through Unova, but how well will it go? How will a klutz like her effect his journey? It will turn into a journey more random than Osharina as my cover image! Rated TABS for Tremendous Amount of Bianca's Silliness! Osharina: How dare you put the Scalchop Queen on this story's cover image! Remove me at once!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,377 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/29/2018 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Ash K./Satoshi, Bianca/Bel, Iris, Cilan/Dento
Sabrina's Reincarnation by Gaige's Peppy Sweetheart reviews
After her "loss" with Ash, Sabrina makes a monumental decision to reintegrate back into society that she had remained isolated from for so many years. She meets someone who believes that she has the potential to do so and try to resume her life as a teenager with her help. How will Sabrina's life-changing choice effect not only the people surrounding her, but also herself?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,175 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/7/2018 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Sabrina/Natsume, Erika
I've got Fire in My Soul by PrincessMidna90
Feeling left out by his friends, Makoto takes to spending time with Sousuke in his room at Samezuka. It starts out innocently enough; both comfortable with just spending time together. But when Makoto talks in his sleep, everything changes
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,524 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 2/7/2018 - Makoto T., Sousuke Y.
So You Want to be a Cop by N-I-N-T reviews
On his twenty-first birthday, Ash graduated from the police academy. Now a detective for the Kanto City Police Department, he faces his greatest challenges yet: a temperamental partner and a mysterious serial killer. AU Pokeshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 63,408 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/10/2018 - Published: 10/16/2016 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi] Gary O./Shigeru, Paul/Shinji
The Necessity of Deceit by Rogozhin reviews
Forcibly returning Edward Kirk to the nation he'd fled seemed entirely routine, but there was nothing routine about its aftermath or the misery it wrought. Faced with impending conflict, Regina is forced to reconsider both her own identity and her preconceptions of others. Are their actions just? Is he the true villain, or merely an unfortunate victim?
Dino Crisis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 364,567 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 11/11/2014
What a Wonderful Loss by Gaige's Peppy Sweetheart reviews
After Ash cross-dresses to get into Celadon gym, Misty, Brock, and Ash's entire team lose all respect for the boy and betray him. Ash has nothing, but a sympathetic Erika comforts him and acts first as a mentor, then follows him as a moral support and later romance. Ash will emerge far more victorious than ever and eventually prove his former friends wrong.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 93,755 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 12/8/2017 - Published: 9/2/2014 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Erika] Krabby/Crab, Machop/Wanriky
Mew's Toys R Us Adventures by Gaige's Peppy Sweetheart reviews
Bored of all the countless but old toys she already has, Mew finds out that there will be an opening of a Toys R Us in her area! Imagine what will happen as the ancestor of all Pokemon enters a gigantic toy store! Can she find a job? Is it possible that she can get toys at a discount price? Do you like this avatar? I'll stop asking questions and you can find out for yourself! :D
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/17/2017 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Mew, Lucario, Victini, Meloetta
Harry Potter Becomes A Communist by HardcoreCommie reviews
Over the summer, Harry read "The Communist Manifesto". Now, he returns to Hogwarts a changed person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 191 - Words: 68,820 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 11/7/2017 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Thomas the Dank Engine by fingercandles reviews
Daddy?
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2017 - Thomas, Henry - Complete
The Mentalists by Gaige's Peppy Sweetheart reviews
10 year-old Ash Ketchum sets out on a journey to become Psychic Pokemon Master, but what he doesn't know is that destiny has a different plan for our raven-haired hero. Adopted from ReapxFactor, his original story was "The Psychic Pokemon Master" and this is essentially a rewritten form with different events. 10-year old Sabrina. AshxSabrina will be future shipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,378 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/30/2016 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi, Sabrina/Natsume, Exeggcute/Tamatama
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Assault Rifle, Evident Madness by Gaige's Peppy Sweetheart reviews
Immediately after Handsome Jack's defeat, another Vault has been discovered on Pandora and it will open after someone completes a ludicrous challenge: defeating 3200 enemies while crouching while being limited to using possibly the worst weapon type on the planet: assault rifles. Will the Vault Hunters really pursue this challenge, or will insanity from it make them call quits?
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/9/2016 - Patricia Tannis, Zer0, Axton, Gaige
Like a Boss by Felicity Dream reviews
Giovanni gets de-aged and more doors are opened for him. And yet the first thing he chooses to do is harass Ash Ketchum. Ash is just WTF? Ah well, he'll coerce her to help take over the world with him somehow. Team Flare's a start and then the rest of the world. Fem!Ash/Giovanni, harassment of Team Flare and future Teams and others, and makeovers abound.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,247 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 12/2/2016 - Published: 9/13/2014 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Giovanni/Sakaki] Team Rocket, Team Flare
No Problem by darth picard reviews
Seijuurou decides to go to his old school to visit some friends and his little brother. Frog chaos and dealing with stupid students ensues. Rated T beacuse I'm super paranoid-Enjoy!
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2016 - Seijuurou M., Momotarou M.
The Fishy Hyuuga by Lurking Pheonix reviews
After the matriarch's funeral, young Hinata finds her mother's "favorite koi fish" and gets permission to keep it as a pet. Hiashi is unaware of the headaches the fish will bring. At least he can tell it's a fish. (During her childhood.) Dear Kami knows what species the other three are. What did mother nature give birth to? They defy everything ninjas know about physics.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,569 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 2/12/2015 - Magikarp, Hinata H., Akamaru, Hiashi H.
The World's in Your Hands by Gaige's Peppy Sweetheart reviews
Ash's early childhood wasn't the best, with a dead father and no friends, but once he turned 10, it all seemed to turn around when a rare Pokemon under Professor Oak's care befriends him and they embark on a journey. A tragic accident leaves Ash temporarily crippled and almost dead until a mysterious girl saves him. What will enfold afterwards? Please read Ch. 31 author note.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 127,700 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 10/26/2016 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Erika, Riolu, Dratini/Miniryu
Whats that smell? by PompusRompus reviews
Oh no!The world of Naruto has been infected by a deadly virus that cause you to fart up a storm!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,567 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 7/9/2012 - [Naruto U., Lee R.] Team Seven, Team Gai
Naruto of the Seven Clans by YAXON reviews
Through a simple fluke, Sarutobi is forced to reveal Naruto's parentage to the major Clan Heads of the Leaf Village. And instead of entrusting the boy to just one Clan, Sarutobi forces them to 'share' the boy in a joint adoption system. Oooh this won't end well... Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,804 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 9/3/2016 - Published: 6/17/2016 - Naruto U.
Get Rich, or DIE HARD! by LittleManFromAcrossTheStreet reviews
This nigga named John Rottweiler goes out on an adventure to stop an evil Eggman and his evil empire from taking over New Mobotropolis. Featuring Sonic and Co. and some other people and talking creatures. There will be crude humor, maybe even complex (gasp!). There will be drama. And there will be very terrible and weird descriptions of sexual intercourse!... maybe not. (*v*)
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,185 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/7/2016 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Sonic, OC
Heir of The Uzumaki's by Element-Chaos reviews
The powerful Uzumaki clan lives on...in the blood of the boy who will return it and the country to its former power. As one country rises another may fall, what will Naruto do when the choice comes? Will he have mercy on Konoha? Pairings?-Possible Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 156,346 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 2/25/2016 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Payback is Rough by A White Guy reviews
After a humiliating prank is pulled on Hinata, she ropes Naruto into getting back at Sakura, only more publicly. Written by request, Contains gas and toilet content. TURN BACK if you don't like that sort of material. Three-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 8/6/2015 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
Avatar: The Last Bean Burrito by fingercandles reviews
aang's anus explodes
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/27/2015 - Complete
Speechless by AngeLhearteD reviews
Drabble for SS Month. Inspired by Sakura's necklace in The Last Movie. In which a displeased Sasuke notices the increasing admiring glances Sakura is receiving from the young men of Konoha each time he returns from his travels. And he finally decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,585 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 197 - Published: 10/20/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Quietus: The Appendices by AngeLhearteD reviews
A collection of companion readings for the main storyline featured in Quietus. Includes character lists and outtakes. WARNING: Contains potential spoilers. Do NOT read chapter 1 if you wish to keep guessing the identities of certain characters! UPDATE: 16/10/14 Outtake scene: Alternate first meeting between Sasuke and Sakura - Masquerade.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,448 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 4/6/2012
Friends in Wet Places by Draconian Scribe reviews
Rich kid!Haru x pool boy!Makoto, with cover art by dnything (Tumblr). Contains copious amounts of back muscles, bratty breakdowns, sassy best friend!Rin, overprotective!Sousuke, and the slow, agonising death of logic. WARNING: MATURE!
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,690 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/17/2014 - [Haruka N., Makoto T.] - Complete
Stalkers by writtingsabitch reviews
A drabble collection Of Naruto and his stalkers starting with Itachi and Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,721 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Naruto U.
The Black Latios by Mekon reviews
After losing in the Sinnoh league, Ash and his friends head back home but make a stop in Altomare to visit some old friends. However, it's a start of a new adventure as unexpected changes befall upon our young hero that could decide the fate of the world. - Image provided by Rubius! You can find a link to him on my profile page.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 215,703 - Reviews: 1730 - Favs: 2,300 - Follows: 1,978 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Latias
Legendaries by BlandGardener reviews
Sometimes there just aren't enough legendaries to go around.
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Axton, Maya, Zer0, Gaige - Complete
Free! Crack Story by cutespider reviews
I was bored one day and wrote this. The things that happen in this story are probably the reason why it was delayed this week.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 6,596 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Nagisa H., Rin M., Haruka N., Makoto T.
Sleep Habits by MyCurrentObsession reviews
Makoto clings to him in his sleep.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,582 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 133 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T. - Complete
Little Piece of Heaven by Leanne Ash reviews
SasuSaku: "I don't do it because I think you're weak! I do it because—! Because I… just… Never mind." Years later it finally happened. Unfortunately, she just didn't care anymore. A story of love and irony, where one is oblivious… and the other is Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 82,324 - Reviews: 3906 - Favs: 4,888 - Follows: 2,717 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
If I Knew Then by brezoflower reviews
SasuSaku, NaruSaku Everyone is dead, including Sasuke. Eighteen and about to kill herself, Sakura is overwhelmed by the Kyuubi's chakra. When she wakes up, she is twelve again, and has the chance to change...everything. Well, she knows where she's starting first.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,844 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 1,021 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Despotic, Quixotic and Everlasting by BlueGreenApples reviews
SasuSaku. Drabble collection of various !verses.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,852 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Color Theory by BlueGreenApples reviews
Canon. SasuSaku. Red was the color of passion, womanhood. Pink was the shade of little girls and delicate things. Next to Karin, Sakura felt like a washed-out imitation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,052 - Reviews: 2975 - Favs: 3,533 - Follows: 2,889 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Quietus by Enaid Aderyn reviews
Nature's course is not always so simple. Post-Origins, AU-ish.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Morrigan - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4904 - Favs: 5,912 - Follows: 4,262 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Dusk Boulevard by Asterixa reviews
...yes, it IS another one. Drama and angst abounds as Tayuya once again appears to disturb Kabuto and Sasuke's comfortable life, and... what's this! Naruto's got a new stalker! And this one is a bit more of a challenge...AU,YAOI,MPREG GaaNaru, KabuSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,254 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
The Last Will and Testament of Uzumaki Naruto by BlushingLotus reviews
Naively manipulated into believing his death may be imminent, Naruto starts to enforce his will while he's still alive… much to Sasuke and Sakura's dismay. Slightly AU since Sasuke has returned. Rated for language and lemon SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,847 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cucumber Salad by Crystal Dawn reviews
A chance encounter with Rangiku sends Ichigo to Orihime's place for dinner, where cucumbers are mysteriously on the menu. But is that all there is to eat, or is there more? *lemon!*
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,303 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/19/2009 - [Ichigo K., Orihime I.] - Complete
Quietus by faux nostalgia reviews
AU - Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions, but dreaming is simply running away. When Sasuke sleeps, it's not to escape life but to find reality and a reason to exist. He wonders if a stranger with blue eyes was ever real from the start.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 3,818 - Follows: 1,175 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 6,411 - Follows: 1,940 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
That Salad by fishiesinthesky reviews
NaruSasu CRACKFIC! Naruto is being an idiot again, but this time Sasuke doesn't have a clue what he's laughing about. Warnings for slash, a dirty-minded Naruto and utter silliness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Don’t Believe What You See by Bittersweet Romanticide reviews
While cleaning out the attic, Misty comes across the Unown who are itching to try their powers out again,this time for world domination, will her friends be able to stop her before she’s lost to the Unown forever? Contestshipping, Pokeshipping
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 161,998 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
A Dare Gone Wrong by Areku13 reviews
Sakura, i dare you to seduce lee! Sasuke i dare you to run around naked! Naruto, Sasuke, i dare you to make out. Sakura, i dare you to make out with ino. WHAT! Can they risk their pride and refuse a dare? NO! THE DARE IS ON!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Trembling Air by NessieGG reviews
NejiTen. One shot. Dark. The ugly events of a beautiful day.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Shattered Minds by Wicked Enough reviews
//AU//SasuSaku//CHAPTER 21// 'Of course I can't love you,' he hissed into the dark. 'I am the Avenger. I'm using you because you're a whore and a spy. I promised I would give you freedom... Nothing else.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,172 - Reviews: 1931 - Favs: 1,845 - Follows: 1,556 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Fealty by BlueGreenApples reviews
Cannon. SasuSaku. Sasuke was staring at the white walls around him trying not to loose his mind. Rated for strong language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,353 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Quietus by Dierdre reviews
Quietus: 1. A finishing stroke. 2. Discharge or release from life. 3. The moment of death.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,881 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/21/2007
Summer Camp by Aurora Ciel reviews
Sakura, Tenten, Hinata, and Ino decide to go to summer camp. There they meet an obnoxious loudmouth, a lazy genius, a prodigy, and a slightly emo guy with a stick up his ass. SasuSaku NaruHina NejiTen ShikaIno Full Sum inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,069 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
Somebody's Somebody by Stella the Hedgehog reviews
Songfic. Sasuke and Sakura are dating now. Ino speaks her mind to Sasuke. [SasukeSakura, SasukeIno. Oneshot. Somebody's Somebody by Christina Aguilera.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Ino Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Questionable Motives by AngelOfDeath10 reviews
SasuSaku, oneshot, Now that they are all older and on their own, Sasuke finds that his willful hermitlike behavior has only driven Sakura away from him. . . and into the arms of someone else! Not if he can help it. . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,427 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 120 - Published: 11/3/2004 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
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Sasuke and the Chili Cheese Fries reviews
Sasuke was just going to prepare his girlfriend Sakura a meal for their two-week anniversary, but he decides to get some fast food on the way home from the store. This is the nightmare that unfolds from his decision.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,950 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 9/19/2016
Moon Salsa
It's what autocorrected when I meant McDonanld's.
Crossover - Family Matters & LA Ink - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Published: 7/23
Mr Snipes Joins Fortnite reviews
this
Fortnite - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/16/2018 - Published: 11/2/2018
Who Did It? reviews
It's undercover.
Crossover - W.I.T.C.H. & 1 Litre of Tears/Ichi Rittoru no Namida/1リットルの涙 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2018
Sakura and the Wheel of Fortune reviews
Sakura has been longing to get on the game show, and she finally manages to. Maybe. Or Maybe not.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,582 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4/9/2018 - Published: 10/19/2016 - Sakura H.
She's Coming for You
So you best watch out.
Crossover - Spirited Away & Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Published: 4/7/2018
Darkness that Cannot be Lit reviews
The Hokage has been assassinated by an unknown force. Konoha has been thrown into chaos and public executions take place hourly unless it is all brought to an end. The only real hope they have is Haruno Sakura, who is gifted with an unparalleled ability that no one has ever imagined. A deadly encounter with a certain Uchiha leaves her head spinning. DARK. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,444 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/3/2018 - Published: 8/25/2016 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Hinata and the Stale Norwegian Pretzel and Swedish Food Festival reviews
Hinata's school is having a food festival and they also get a exchange student. Nothing bad, right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,543 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/1/2018 - Published: 9/29/2016 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Hinata H., Tenten
Smelly Cat reviews
The sequel.
Crossover - Friends & Garfield - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/23/2018
Some People Want Diamond Rings But I Want You as a Toilet Sponge Bath
Exactly.
Crossover - Tenchu & Courage: The Cowardly Dog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Published: 3/13/2018
Naruto's Quest to Be the Best reviews
Naruto finally gets his chance to emerge himself into the world of Pokemon.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/13/2018 - Published: 10/14/2016 - Naruto U.
Teaming Up reviews
So, Aya is trying to find Eve in the museum, but she encounters an odd man who surprisingly is helpful.
Crossover - Parasite Eve & Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 12/6/2016 - Aya B., Larry D.
Sakura and the Disney Cruise to Antarctica reviews
Sakura wins a fabulous prize at a rally.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 10/4/2016 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Naruto U., Ino Y.]
Chairs for Sharing reviews
you know...for them.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & All In The Family - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/5/2018
Which Song?
To play at the party.
Crossover - Recess & Bee Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 406 - Updated: 2/28/2018 - Published: 11/13/2016
Underneath it All
You are still lovely.
Crossover - Full House & SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 364 - Updated: 2/24/2018 - Published: 11/13/2016
Diapers in America reviews
Tsunade passes a law that every single creature living on U.S. soil will have to wear diapers
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/24/2018 - Published: 2/21/2018 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H., Tsunade S.
Gas Station Mammogram reviews
An adult version of hide and seek? And how does it differ from the children's version? Adults play it. I should've known.
Crossover - King Kong & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/19/2018
Waiting For Tonight reviews
Sakura is waiting for tonight; she has dreamed of this love for so long. SASUSAKU. [If you steal my cover image, then I'm reporting you to the police and you'll be apprehended by the cops. Thank you.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,017 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/12/2018 - Published: 1/30/2017 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
I Was Looking for Chutney
Is this a long story? I haven't gotten to the story part yet.
Crossover - Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan/押忍！闘え！応援団 & Don't Look Under the Bed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Published: 2/2/2018
Candy Factory
No song by half a dollar.
Crossover - Dogs & Elephant - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Published: 2/2/2018
The Word that Not Even Bethany Knew reviews
Do you wanna find out?
Crossover - Hi & I Can't Understand What My Husband Is Saying/旦那が何を言っているかわからない件 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/1/2018 - Complete
Finding Meaning Unlike the Waterfall that Nanase Haruka Saw as a Kid reviews
grapes.
Crossover - Wrestling & Hello Kitty/大好き！ハローキティ - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/7/2018
You've Never Experienced Love like Kel and Orange Soda Unless You Fart
Exactly.
Crossover - Bring it On & Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Published: 1/7/2018 - Complete
Someone Pick Up the Pace reviews
Wait for it.
Crossover - Dinosaurs & Dinosaur - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/17/2017
Such Low Attack Points reviews
It's enough to drive you insane, dude.
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Pee-wee's Playhouse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/16/2017 - Yūgi M.
Can You Brush Your Hair with This? reviews
In which Jimmy hits a girl with a fire extinguisher.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/8/2017 - Jimmy H.
Nawainialkoaiely reviews
"I failed to finish it off," she said with disappointment.
Crossover - Casper & Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/7/2017 - Casper M., Junpei I., Mitsuru K.
We Wish for Fish reviews
Gimme a chair and I'll fry for them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11/30/2017 - Published: 12/26/2016
Tangerine-Scented Perfume Droplets on My Toes Really Aggravate Sakura
Or when Cher gets a clue.
Crossover - Blue's Clues & Clueless - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 348 - Updated: 11/28/2017 - Published: 12/2/2016 - Cher H.
Pokemon Fart Fictions reviews
A compilation of short stories involving all the 151 original Pokemon farting.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2017
Bossy reviews
Austin's the one that everyone loves to hate, especially blue ants.
Crossover - Austin Powers & A Bugs Life - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11/17/2017 - Published: 11/30/2016
Initializing the Beginning Stages reviews
Or when a new hero forms from the darkest of times.
Crossover - Bleach & Day After Tomorrow - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/15/2017
Hot Tub Next to Cornfield reviews
When in reality, it's a small inflatable pool near a rotten corn patch. He lied over such a stupid thing.
Crossover - Zoey 101 & Iron Giant - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11/14/2017 - Published: 12/17/2016
Outro to the Intro of My Seashells That Were Crushed for Your Requiem reviews
You can tell them that nobody likes the sound of eggs cracking.
Crossover - Hey Arnold & Charlotte's Web - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/14/2017
Shikamaru and the Yogurt Allergy
Shikamaru trades his cucumber salad for a yogurt.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 706 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/12/2017 - Published: 9/29/2016 - Shikamaru N.
Freedom is the Only Way to Get to Darlington
My name will forever be said by you.
Crossover - Brady Bunch & Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 426 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/11/2017 - Published: 11/27/2016
Noticed, She Vies
Yandere-Chan wants to be noticed.
Crossover - Zoo Tycoon & Yandere Simulator - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 336 - Updated: 11/8/2017 - Published: 12/18/2016
Why is There Toilet Paper All Over the Street? reviews
You'd be wondering this, too, if you were on Sesame Street and an alien came out of nowhere.
Crossover - Sesame Street & E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/8/2017
Got So Lonely reviews
Where were you?
Crossover - Solitaire & Sims - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11/8/2017 - Published: 11/21/2016
Moving Forward
Because why slow down?
Crossover - Fast and the Furious & Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 270 - Updated: 11/8/2017 - Published: 11/29/2016
Litter Boxes for Parakeets
Sakura thinks she's stumbled across an ingenious idea.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Published: 10/27/2017
Opening Another Opportunity to Nothing
How's your psoriasis?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Published: 6/12/2017
Helping the Other Without Cinnamon reviews
And thus the mouse and the Native American woman reach a resolution. {If you steal my cover image then I will report you to the cops. Thank you.}
Crossover - Pocahontas & Stuart Little - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5/20/2017 - Published: 11/21/2016
Manlove Thurston Uses Summer's Eve to Wash His Hair reviews
Because all the other good titles were take .
Crossover - Brokeback Mountain & Kenan & Kel - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2017 - Published: 12/8/2016
So Far, She Came Through this Year with No Bra reviews
In which Tina discovers herself.
Bob's Burgers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2017
Smile through the Pain
It's just a silly game.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Published: 3/16/2017
This Isn't Halloween!
What else would you say?
Crossover - Kitchen Princess & Pumpkin Scissors/パンプキン・シザーズ - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Published: 2/3/2017
Splitting Breadsticks
For the next two weeks.
Crossover - I Dream of Jeannie & Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 201 - Updated: 2/1/2017 - Published: 11/27/2016
There's No Revolution Anymore
In which Cinderella breaks free.
Crossover - Cinderella & Stripperella - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Published: 1/25/2017
That is Definitely Not Rice, Said Pixie World Rice President Cosmo
An aardvark needs help.
Crossover - Totally Spies & Arthur - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/14/2017
Sorry, I Was Making a Plate of Cheese
To communicate with people from a distant land.
Crossover - Ed, Edd n Eddy & Lilo & Stitch - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Published: 1/10/2017
They Just Keep Bringing Out Dim Sum in Baskets
At this nice restaurant, of course.
Crossover - Home Improvement & Angry Beavers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Published: 1/10/2017
They'll Probably See the Apple Sour
Once the find out the world is not theirs.
Crossover - Great Mouse Detective & Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Published: 1/5/2017
Work for It
So you can get what you really want.
Crossover - Cars & Magic Mike - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 220 - Updated: 1/5/2017 - Published: 11/26/2016
Boo, You Gotta Understand reviews
Now where are my keys?
Crossover - South Park & Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2016
You've Been Talking About That Man Since 2007 reviews
Because he's so funny.
Crossover - Incredibles & HuniePop - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/22/2016
Yams and Pasta reviews
Because it was not meant to be.
Crossover - Godzilla & Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/17/2016
Fantastic Chicken Breasts And How to Not Buy Them
Mrs. Tweedy intends to turn the group into food for the town under the name of Fantastic, but some human intervenes, somehow.
Crossover - Honey I shrunk the kids & Chicken Run - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Published: 12/17/2016
These Fries Are So Good
Mordecai and Rigby are enjoying French fries at a movie theatre café, but things turn really interesting when some shady figures appear.
Crossover - Time Crisis series & Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Published: 12/17/2016
That's Commonly Known as Pot reviews
Don't panic, nothing's going to happen to us.
Crossover - Mortal Kombat & Jimmy Neutron - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12/16/2016 - Published: 11/15/2016 - Sub-Zero/Kuai Liang, Cindy V., Jimmy N.
Zealous She Was
Or maybe not. Zombies.
Crossover - Resident Evil & Mulan - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 343 - Updated: 12/16/2016 - Published: 11/23/2016
We're Suspended in Space and Time Never Betrays Plastic Spoons
Why not?
Crossover - Mean Girls & Free Willy - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 329 - Updated: 12/16/2016 - Published: 11/26/2016
Sexy Tea Kettle reviews
Sasuke and Naruto have gotten themselves in a pickle and don't know how to hash it out. So, they ask Judge Judy for some assistance. Warning: kinky as Chōji's pinky.
Crossover - Naruto & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12/13/2016 - Published: 11/17/2016
When Will I Be the Next Contender? reviews
Roseanne finds herself with the dinosaurs.
Crossover - Land Before Time & Roseanne - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/13/2016
Cajun Season Needed in Gardening Section
Edna wakes up 42 years into the future.
Crossover - Hairspray & Guitar Hero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Published: 12/10/2016
Wrinkled Toes reviews
Toula enters the Dead or Alive tournament.
Crossover - Dead or Alive & My Big Fat Greek Wedding - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/10/2016
Shrimp Toast
When Will does something strange, you know there will be a solution.
Crossover - Fresh Prince of Bel Air & Aristocats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Published: 12/10/2016
Another World
Nemo and friends get transported to the future somehow.
Crossover - Futurama & Finding Nemo - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 286 - Updated: 12/9/2016 - Published: 11/12/2016 - Bender R., Nemo
Grapevine of Intervention
Also after you.
Crossover - Grand Theft Auto & Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 251 - Updated: 12/9/2016 - Published: 11/21/2016
Missing You Like Candy
But you're avoiding me like the plague.
Tony Hawk series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 371 - Updated: 12/9/2016 - Published: 11/11/2016
Dominion reviews
When you're feeing down, it brings you up. When you're up, you feel even better!
Crossover - Twisted Metal & Dora the Explorer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/8/2016
Year of the Jetpacks
You must never speak of her.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Are You Afraid of the Dark - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Published: 12/8/2016
Casserole in the Oven
For lack of a better title.
Crossover - Ninja Turtles & Rocket Power - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 257 - Updated: 12/8/2016 - Published: 11/13/2016
The Visit
Timmy sees Ginger.
Crossover - Fairly OddParents & As Told By Ginger - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 202 - Updated: 12/5/2016 - Published: 11/11/2016
In the Water reviews
There is a lion. {if you steal my cover image then I'm reporting you to the police. Thank you.}
Crossover - Lion King & Little Mermaid - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/4/2016 - Published: 11/14/2016
Another Crumpet, Princess? reviews
Princess needs her daily earrings polished.
Crossover - Bloody Roar & Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2016 - Alice, Uriko
The Real Tournament
Rocko has to play minesweeper...but it's a tournament where if you select the wrong panel, your house gets blown up, but the prize is 48 million dollars if you win.
Crossover - Minesweeper & Rocko's Modern Life - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 338 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 11/15/2016
Varkid Hunting reviews
Maya and Sasuke go hunting for varkids, but they stumble across an interesting figure.
Crossover - Cosby Show & Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12/2/2016 - Published: 11/13/2016 - Maya
Becoming Another Limit to the Shortbread Cookies for My Sanity
You can have my money.
Crossover - iCarly & Finnish Mythology - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 290 - Updated: 12/2/2016 - Published: 11/26/2016
Something You Don't See Everyday reviews
Yep.
Crossover - Titanic & Jurassic Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/2/2016 - Published: 11/11/2016
Frigid
A shark in Antarctica? Sure.
Crossover - Codename: Kids Next Door & Jaws - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 275 - Updated: 12/2/2016 - Published: 11/12/2016
Zero as a Limit reviews
Of Ms. Frizzle's patience.
Crossover - Magic School Bus & Streets of Rage - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/2/2016
Offhand reviews
Yeah, it will likely involve crying.
Crossover - Beavis and Butt-Head & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/30/2016
Repeat the Question Eight More Times
Because I don't understand what you are saying.
Crossover - King Of The Hill & Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Published: 11/30/2016
Spacebound
When Domon and Endou kick the ball into a spaceship, weird things happen.
Crossover - Star Wars & Inazuma Eleven/イナズマイレブン - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2016
Hi Away
Dogs chase Mary.
Crossover - Mary Poppins & Ginga series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Published: 11/29/2016 - Complete
Barbecue Fritos
Where are they?
Crossover - Monsters Inc. & Romeo & Juliet - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Published: 11/29/2016
Take a Picture
to remember it forever.
Crossover - Bomberman & Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Published: 11/28/2016
Voice of Wisdom reviews
In which a dolphin calls out a basketball player.
Crossover - Ecco the Dolphin & Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/28/2016
A Differential Pressure Gauge reviews
Figure out the question in your fluid mechanics textbook.
Crossover - Mischief Makers & Shokugeki no Soma/食戟のソーマ - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/28/2016
Flowers and Tornadoes
Go together like milk and tea.
Crossover - 101/102 Dalmatians & Ghostbusters - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Published: 11/27/2016
Dangerously Not The One Allen Predicted
Actually, Snap did.
Crossover - Chalkzone & Freaky Friday, 2003 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Published: 11/26/2016
Soundtrack to a Generation reviews
Or when the music starts. Hugs and kisses for all the thug misses. Request by Barbara Bush. {If you steal my cover image then I'm reporting you to the police. Thank you.}
Crossover - Dance Dance Revolution & Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/23/2016 - Complete
Let the Right One In
You know...for him.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & How the Grinch Stole Christmas - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Published: 11/23/2016
Quietus reviews
Please keep it in the hush.
Crossover - Jumanji & Frozen - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/23/2016
Color Theory reviews
Because two wrongs don't make a right.
Crossover - My Life as a Teenage Robot & Club penguin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/23/2016
Questionable Motives
You, too, would have to question with these two entering a tournament.
Crossover - Super Smash Brothers & Pinky and the Brain - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/22/2016 - Pinky, Brain
Reaching for Your Dreams
Only you can unlock them, but there's a spaceship in the way.
Crossover - Star Fox & That's So Raven - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Published: 11/22/2016
Let Me Appear
On the show.
Crossover - I Love Lucy & Mario - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Published: 11/22/2016
Sweet Escape
Marshall Lee follows a voice.
Crossover - Pac-Man & Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Published: 11/21/2016
Never Again
The night swallows all.
Crossover - Crazy Taxi & Guess Who? - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Published: 11/21/2016
For Better or Worse
Shoes.
Crossover - I Know What You Did Last Summer & Toy Story - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Published: 11/21/2016
Share the Rice reviews
Because it was half off.
Crossover - Young and the Restless & Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/21/2016
Odd Alliance reviews
Yes, they became gangsters.
Crossover - Power Rangers & Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11/20/2016 - Published: 11/14/2016
Yuuri's Secret reviews
At the restaurant in Beijing, something interesting happens.
Yuri!!! on Ice - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/19/2016 - Published: 11/17/2016 - Yuuri K., Viktor N., J. Guang-Hong, Leo de la I.
Spinning
Watch out.
Crossover - Twister & Maude - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 273 - Updated: 11/18/2016 - Published: 11/11/2016
Phil Comes to Visit
Phil, the cross-dressing son of Sophia, decides to pay his mother and sister a visit in Miami.
Golden Girls - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 546 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/17/2016 - Published: 11/5/2016 - Blanche D., Dorothy Z., Rose N., Sophia P.
Do Horse Turds Like Pumpkin Candy Beehive? reviews
Crunching baby carrots between my molars tastes mildly sweet.
Crossover - Texas Chainsaw Massacre & Ned's Declassified SSG - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2016
Sai and the Speedo reviews
Konoha High gets a swim club and some really sexy transfer students, and Sai is a bit reluctant to join the swim team.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,627 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/15/2016 - Published: 9/22/2016 - Sai
Enough Dough To Be Carried Out on Forklifts reviews
For you I testify.
Crossover - Dynasty Warriors & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/15/2016
Swamp Shark reviews
Or when a toothy tornado hits Shrek's swamp.
Crossover - Shrek & Sharknado - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/13/2016
The Apprentice
Little Bill is taught by Beatrix.
Crossover - Misc. Cartoons & Kill Bill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Published: 11/12/2016
Stool Sample in the Dollar Store
Chōchō's cousin Little Bill is coming over to visit.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,425 - Updated: 11/11/2016 - Published: 11/7/2016
Naturally
Very normal indeed, but not by many standards.
Crossover - Family Guy & Balto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Published: 11/11/2016
Keeping It All To Yourself reviews
Mikoshiba Seijuro is an interesting character indeed.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/9/2016 - Published: 11/7/2016
Ibis Island Madness reviews
Everything is getting a bit screwed up on this mission.
Dino Crisis - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/5/2016
Not Unusual
Just another day in Reno.
Reno 911 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Published: 11/5/2016 - Complete
Forgive Me, Sweetheart
Just conversations between balls.
Pong - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Published: 11/5/2016 - Complete
I Need 67 for the Cab reviews
Yes, that sounds like a nice idea.
Tetris - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/4/2016 - Complete
The Unusual Adventure
Going to Antarctica. Nothing particular.
Wild Thornberry - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Published: 11/3/2016
Yet Another Odd Lover
Blanche finds a man with...quite an interesting story.
Golden Girls - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,726 - Updated: 11/3/2016 - Published: 10/25/2016 - Blanche D., Dorothy Z., Rose N., Sophia P.
Please Do That Again reviews
Sousuke does something stupid in the pool, but oddly, Makoto likes it. Crack-fic.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/3/2016 - Published: 10/17/2016 - [Sousuke Y., Makoto T.] Haruka N.
Temari and the Flaming Hot Cheetos reviews
Temari was just minding her business when a guy harasses her, but after blasting him away, she acquires a snack that results in unexpected surprises...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,591 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 9/21/2016 - [Temari, Shikamaru N.]
Misty and the Fried Chicken from Mrs Winners in the Middle of Nowhere!
The gang stumble upon a fast food joint in the middle of nowhere and strange, strange things happen. OOC/Crack-fic.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2016 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi, Brock/Takeshi, Pikachu
Unintended reviews
Sousuke and Makoto are at the pool, but Makoto ruins the moment.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2016 - [Makoto T., Sousuke Y.] - Complete
The Struggle Within reviews
Asahi farts in the pool.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2016 - Haruka N., Asahi S., Natsuya K. - Complete
The Special Guest reviews
A special guest appears.
Amanda Show - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/26/2016 - Complete
Bouncing in a Limo reviews
Getting something to eat.
Japanese Mythology - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/22/2016 - Complete
