Will was playing basketball in the sexy town of Philadelphia when he thought of something awesome. What if he were to put on a Tuxedo and think of Alex Tribek while he did so? So he went into his closet and saw a picture of Oprah and drew a mustache on it and laughed as if someone tickled his elbow. He got out of the room and went outside and began to dribble the ball but he was interrupted by a white cat and three kittens.

"Tootaloo, or whatever your stupid name is," said the mother cat, "Shit up!"

"just wait one friggin second," said Will as he approached the car and got on his knees. "Do you know who Sasuke is?"

"No," said the cat. "Did you understand what I said?"

"Yes. Isn't your name the Dutchess or something like that?" Asked Will as he dodged a stray bullet that broke the window.

"Of course that's what my name is, pimp!" She said as she was scared from the gun fire.