Mike and Gloria were sitting on their couch looking at at book to help Mike study his sociology.

"Help me read this one," he said as he looked at her. "Comm-"

"-unism is better that capitalism," they said simultaneously as they then placed their hairy lips next to one another and then Edith came in.

"Hi, Mike, Gloria," she said as she sat down in her chair. "I'm glad you guys are farting so often as you study your mumbo jumbo."

"Oh, no, not more of that pinko shit," said Archie and the audience began to laugh super hard and watched as his wife sat down on the chair. "When is your polack cracker ass gonna get out of here?"

"Daddy, shut yo ass up," said Gloria as she threw the book at him. "Go get your fat man titties a mammogram at a gas station." The audience began to laugh so loudly that everyone thought it was a joke to Oprah's beer.

Soon, an egg landed on the table and a facehugger landed on Archie's chair and began to impregnate it.