Austin was looking over at the ant that was wearing a thong. That's right. You can bleach your eyeballs with Clorox, but it wouldn't change what was in front of you. To be frank, it was made of some sort of leaf, but it didn't exactly look that sexy. it was a friggin pineapple leaf and it wasn't like she had an ass crack for it to go into, but Austin pulled out his pistol and said,

"What the shit is going on? I was about to ask this Irish woman if she wanted to shag now or shag later, and now I'm a friggin termite!"

"we are ants, stupid," said Princess Atta as she threw a rock at austin and caused him to fall over.