This story was last updated May 11th, 2017, in case anyone who cares wants to know.

A few hours later, everything was cleaned up at the festival and seriously, nobody would have guessed that a girl farted and pretty much destroyed the entire gymnasium. It was just another day in Konoha, the town that had very little respect. It was amazing that this place was what a Norwegian boy considering going to, of all places. At least in the fire nation, they made killer nachos that you would swear was like you were having the best orgasm with your taste buds.

"So, uh...yeah..." said Daniel as he looked at Hinata. "This was definitely a weird day."

"Let's not make it any weirder, okay?" said Hinata as she looked away in embarrassment. Luckily, because people were afraid of being racist or some shit, they decided to avoid giving Hinata any kind of trouble so she wouldn't sue them. Hinata was glad at the arrangement and farted loudly in response, causing a lot of women to vomit in response to it.

Hinata went back to class and as if it were magic, the chalkboard was completely back to normal.

"So today, we are going to learn a bit about white people food," said Kakashi. "We know that a lot of white people barely season their food, but that was pretty much the reason why the British invaded all these Asian countries because they were like, 'Bitch, this chicken is so fucking bland. As well as this pork. Let's try to find some plant we can put on it so that it tastes hella better.'"

"I take offense to that!" said Daniel as he raised his hand in protest to the really dumb statement which Kakashi just made.

"Shutcho crescent dinner roll lookin' ass up and listen to what the heck I have to say," said Kakashi as he threw and earring at Daniel's toe. "I'll need that earring back, by the way. Now, the white people of the UK started getting mad that Buddha didn't bless them with plants that would make their food taste better, so they decided to go over to places like China and India and trade their spices for hookers-"

"That didn't happen," said Naruto, proud to admit that he studied this subject.

Kakashi frowned and got up and approached Naruto and said, "Bitch with the cheese slice hair, did anyone ask your smelly ass to give your opinion?" Naruto shook his head. "That's what I thought. If I want any of you to talk, which I don't, I'd say 'Does anybody have anything to add to what I said?' Well, I haven't yet, so just listen."

Kakashi resumed his lecture of lies that he probably got off some Cliff's Notes for the Ghetto Population that was probably nothing more than lies to try to convince people to read it as opposed to actually looking at a book. Kakashi then said, "I got one thing to say to you." He turned around and farted so loudly that you could see the fabric of his spandex puff out a little and he laughed.

"I need a fucking cheeseburger after that," he commented with a voice that sounded like Lil Kim when she ran out of purple lipstick. "Where the shit can I get some good quality food, as opposed to this greasy stuff that gives you loud farts?"

"I thought you liked loud farts?" asked Hinata.

"Your farts are the reason why we had to use so much money to fix the damn wall," said Kakshi as he took out a spike in his hair and pulled out an archery bow from thin air. He extended the string back and it went towards Hinata, but she used mirror force and the hair flew back to Kakashi's face, causing him to fall over. Daniel was pleased with this and commented on Kakashi's earrings, how they looked like something you would expect the mayor of Denver, Colorado to wear at a Mexican dinner. Not that that was something people would know immediately because, why would you wanna Google "earrings that the Denver mayor wears at Mexican dinners"? That seriously sounded like something that Kiba would do when he was bored.

Daniel stood up and threw the earring at Kakshi and said, "Kiss my ass, nigga!" He pulled down his pants a revealed a black thong and spread his asscheeks apart so you could see the black string and he farted in protest. It created a green gas that spread all throughout the classroom and Hinata spanked his Norwegian ass that jiggled like a pair of tits after jumping up and down ten times.

"Daniel!" said Kakashi as he shielded his eyes so he wouldn't look like a gay pedophile, like the one who ran for the Alabama senate. "Cover your pale ass that NOBODY wants to see."

"I wanna see it..." said HInata who felt a lot better. Now she could wear a thong again now that she knew someone else wore it and her asscheeks could press against the fabric of her pants as opposed to her underwear. Maybe she could find love with him after all...