Lightning McQueen was on the stage and a guy wearing a black thong and a huge Bieber in it appeared and said,

"Bitxh, what the fuck is wrong with you?! You just ruined the show and my tips I was gonna earn!"

"define tips," said lightning McQueen, who had a dirty mind.

"In order to repair the damage your dumbass made, you're gonna be forced to be a stripper!'

"What the shittle skittle!" Shouted Lightning as his muffler made a huge fart. Someone got a thong and said. "Here, put this on!"