Mary Poppins opened her sexy umbrella that had the duck handle and soon, she saw a lack of dogs approaching her. They were really aggressive and had foam coming out of their fangs and it scared her a lot and caused her to fart.

"Shooo, you stupid assholes!" She said as she took her umbrella and transformed it into a shotgun and shot the dogs, causing it to explode into a huge pink bubblegum nova of pure sexiness. A huge wind came and she opened it and caught the wind and began to fly away from the dogs, looking downward as they barked at her like she was a juicy plate of rice.

"Safe at last," she said.