Beatrix Kiddo was teaching martial arts for kids. She hated the way people assumed she had a huge ass because through her pants you could see the outline of a thong. She wore it because it kept her blonde ass hairs warm in the summer.

The door opened and all the sudden, a black kid appeared with his mother.

"Excuse me, but is this place we were looking for?" Said the creamy chocolate woman with lips that looked like two pink ribbons. "This my son, Little Bill, but his real name is Uchiha Sasuke."

"I was born in Japan by a black woman, but I got adopted," said Little Bill.

Beatrix farted in response. "Great! Here is your uniform!"