Phoebe was holding her guitar that had an unusually high amount of shit bacteria on it and she was at the place and she said,

"Okay, bitches. I got a song for your crusty fingernails," she said as she held her guitar over her parmesan pussy. "It's called Smelly Cat, Go Wash Your Fucking Farting Ass." She strummed a few notes on her guitar and began to cough because it smelt so bad.

"Smelly cat, smelly cat, what the fuck are they feeding your hairy ass? It keeps releasing a shit ton of smelly gas, oh smelly cat...You're so damn fat, but I adore the way you beg for food more and more so that you can get fat, oh smelly cat. Stay out of my bedroom. Your anus reeks of doom, and I ain't go perfume to cover the stench. So your butthole needs to clench and prevent that nasty smell...that reeks of all hell. To come out, but smelly cat, I love you no doubt."

Phoebe put her guitar down and turned around. She farted really loudly into the direction and said, "I was talking about my ass, mother fuckers!"

Three people in the audience began to vomit because it smelt like 48 dozens of rotten eggs being mixed in with the vagina juices of a zombie from Resident evil and that mixture was mixed into three year old diarrhea from an elephant.