Victor and Yuuri were at the restaurant and they were waiting for their authentic Chinese food to arrive. Why would it be fake since they were in China? Beijing to be specific.

The food finally arrived and Victor had more enthusiasm on his face than a seven year old on Christmas Day.

"Shanghai crab!" He said with joy as he clapped his hands together. "Drunken Shrimp! And duck blood!"

The blood was gelatinous and it was a dark red and to Yuuri, it didn't look sexy at all.

Victor took one of the live shrimps and put it in his mouth, savoring the flavor of the seafood and the delicious alcohol it was dipped in!

"Mmmm! Delicious!" He said as he held one out for Yuuri. "You want some?"

Yuuri just shook his head and said, "No, thank you. I'm not going to eat raw food this close to the tournament."

Soon, Phichit appeared and Yuuri and he began talking. Victor ordered some scotch and began to drink it. In about ten minutes, he was drunk and really drunk.

Leo and Guang Hong soon appeared with their phones in their hands and watched in utter amazement as the Russian skater started to take his clothes off right there. In public.

The Mexican American and the Chinese merely looked at one another with utter confusion and then Yuuri said,

"Victor. You're embarrassing yourself."

Victor didn't care and soon he flung his pants off, landing on Leo's head. Yuuri was in utter shock as he saw the Russian just sitting there without his pants on. In curiosity, Yuuri looked st Victor and saw that he was wearing what were presumably black briefs, but Victor soon started to pull those off, and it turned out to be a black thong! Man, did he have some tremendously hairy public hairs!

Before Victor pulled his thong off completely, he let out a thunderous fart that made his puckered asshole shake and sputter against the thin fabric that covered his anus!

he tossed it and it landed on top of Guang Hong's hair.

"EWWW!" Screamed the Chinese as he bowed and the underwear fell off his head. Victor passed out and began to snore. Yuuri moved over and picked up the thong and put it in his pocket. He had fun things in mind to do with it.