Temari's Territomote Memories- It will come, trust me. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"My father!" sobbed Neji.

"I thought he was your uncle." said Konohamaru.

"Oh right." said Neji. "I'll get that son of a bitch for what he did to my uncle and my cousin! I want his head!"

"Slow your roll, Nej." said Naruto. "We're dealing a farting manic on the loose and we're the only ones who can stop him before he does more damage and hurts the rest of the people who we care about!"

"Now you're talking sense!" said Neji. "Come on, we're going to need reinforments."

"But who should we ask?"

"The rookie 9." said Neji.

"Who?" Neji palmfaced.

"How did you even...you know what? Our team mates and everyone we know. Sakura, Sasuke, Ino, Choji, Shikamaru, Tenten, Lee..."

"No way! Lee's not coming!" Naruto refused to have his sexy beast get harmed while they took down Kafartshi. "I refused to have him be a part of this! I swear if you retrieve Lee, I'll knock you so hard on your ass your ass'll turn inside out!"

"Geez, Naruto." said the brunette. "Calm down."

"CALM DOWN! I DON'T WANT MY MAN IN DANGER!"

"Your what now?" said Neji looking at him raising a brow.

"I mean uh...erm...uh...um..." he blushed. "YOU FAPPED TO GAI!"

"You be quiet!" he glared at him. "Now then, let's get ready to go against the bastard!"

"Right." he nodded and headed out with his group.

"I love you!" said Sakura to Sasuke as he was minding his business on a park bench. He looked up at her with a blank expression on his face.

"So?"

"Don't you like me back?" asked Sakura blushing. "I've been taking anger management classes!"

"Mm-hm. Let's find out." he walked off with the pink haired girl behind him. They walked until they stumbled upon Naruto who was yelling about Kakashi almost killing him with his farts. The man who was being yelled at tazed him and ran away. Sasuke and Sakura couldn't blame him. Sasuke instantly went over to him and regretted it.

"Hey, Fagsuke." greeted Naruto. "Where's your man at? Don't you have some more shark dick to suck?"

Sakura went rage. How dare he insult her Sasuke? She stormed over and punched him. She began yelling at him while Sasuke just sat back looking pale. "How dare you call Sasuke that! Apologize!"

"It's true! He's a faggot!" said Naruto. "He was sucking on some major dick."

"GRRR!" Sakura raised a fist to knock Naruto off his ass, but caught herself. She had already messed up once and she wasn't going to do it again. Not in front of Sasuke anyways. She lowered it much to the surprise of the ninja. "Sasuke is straight. Whatever you saw was wrong."

"No, it was pretty real. Look at him!" Sakura looked at him. He had a guilty look on his face while his cheeks were bright red. "Remember when you begged him to get you pregnant? You were moaning like a little bitch while he fucked the hell out of your flat ass cheeks!"

"SHUT UP!" Sasuke yelled drawing the attention of everyone nearby. "MY ASS IS NOT FLAT AND HOW DARE YOU PEEK IN ON ME!"

He slapped his hands over his mouth. His life was officially over. Naruto knew and he had just confirmed it. Sakura gave him a horrified look while that stupid fucker just smirked at him. He screamed in anger and tackled the ninja. A fight ensued with Konohamaru cheering and Neji telling him this was no time for fighting. Naruto wasn't listening as they brawled on the street. He had to beat the shit out of Sasuke. It was his destiny.

"Go, Sasuke-kun!" said a random girl.

"Kick his butt!" cheered Ino. "He's a weakling!"

"Sasuke's gay...he's gay..." Sakura said in a daze. The love of her life liked a man. Her hopes and dreams of being with him and eventually having a family with him, shattered! All because of some shark look a like mother fucker. She ran off to go find anyone resembling a shark and fuck him up.

"What the heck is going on here?" it was Iruka! He pulled the two apart.

"HE STARTED IT!" he said pointing at his rival.

"Me? You're the one being a peeping tom!" said Sasuke.

"Naruto, apologize to Sasuke." said Iruka.

"What?! WHY?! YOU'RE BIASED!"

"I'm not being biased." he said still holding them back as they struggled to get at each other. "I know you and I wouldn't put it past you to peek in on someone."

"FUCK...KAKASHI FARTED SO HARD HE ALMOST KILLED ME!" blurted out Naruto.

"Naruto, what..."

Naruto kicked him in the crotch and ran off. Sasuke pushed his former teacher off of him and took off running after him. Meanwhile Kisame was chilling in Sasuke's apartment waiting for him to come back. He had gone off for a walk while Kisame was cleaning the house. Itachi was doing whatever Itachis do best. He was bored and wished one of the Uchihas were here to keep him entertained while the other was gone. Sure both would kick his ass for it if caught, but he didn't care as long as he got his way before said ass kicking happened. He risked a look outside when he saw Sasuke on top of another boy he recongized as Naruto. He had the kid by his hair and was pulling on it.

"PEEK ON ME AGAIN AND I'M TURNING YOU INTO HAMBURGER MEAT!" yelled the Uchiha.

"Peek? Oh shit." cursed Kisame. They had been found out again.

"Oh and feed me to your shark?" laughed Naruto.

Sasuke punched him. "SHUT UP!"

"SASUKE HAS A BOYFRIEND!"

"SHUT UP!" He let him go and charged up a chidori. Oh shit. Now it was going down. Kisame watched with interest as the two fought. Sasuke was totally kicking that kid's ass. That was his Sasuke alright. Just when it was getting good, the annoying pink haired girl stepped in.

"Stop it! Sasuke, even if you are..." she hesitated. "...g-gay, I still love you and I don't want you getting hurt!"

"Fuck off, Sakura!" said Sasuke pushing her out of the way. "This is men's business which doesn't include 5-headed girls that can't fight for shit."

"OH SHIT! YOU JUST GOT ROASTED!" exclaimed both Naruto and Kisame. Both looked at each other along with the other village citizens. Everybody screamed when they saw him with mixed reactions.

"AKATSUKI!" screamed an old man running off with his grandson.

"FISH CREATURE!" yelled a young woman who then fainted and had to be dragged away by her husband.

"Mama! Look! The fish from the black lagoon!" said a little boy pointing. "Can I take a picture with it?"

"Heck no!" said his mother dragging him away. "He's a criminal!"

"HA! I knew it!" said Naruto pointing at Kisame. "I knew it! Told ya!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" screamed Sakura in response. "Someone get the hokage!"

"Oh no you don't!" Sasuke grabbed her just as she started to run off. "You're not snitching on my man!"

'Sasuke's gone crazy!' Sakura thought scared out of her mind. 'Oh! I know! He must be controlling him! Poor Sasuke! I've gotta help him!'

"Naruto, if you don't tell, I'll tell you how to win over Rock Lee."

"Lee? I don't like Lee!"

"Liar." he rolled his eyes. "Anyways, will you tell?"

"Only because you're my friend." said Naruto who then pretended to walk past him, but stopped. "We'll talk later."

He ran off to go find Neji and Konohamaru. He knew Neji was going to be pissed, but he'd get over it.