Carly was putting on some lipstick and she was watching the birds outside of her window take a s**t.

Sam appeared and she showed Carly something really sexy.

"I got us some tickets to Oulu, Finland!" Screamed Sam as she threw a grenade out the window and it exploded in the house next door that had been empty due to a termite infestation.

"we can learn about Finnish myths and stuff like that!" Screamed Carly as she got on her desk and started twerking to the Young and the Restless opening song on the piano.

"You can even show people how to take a shit in the forest!" Said Dam and Carly threw her middle finger in the air.

"Finland, bitches!" She said as she showed her obese ankle to the camera. "Let's get ready!"