Sooooo I came up with a few crack ideas for the Internet to enjoy... Please note that if it's on my profile, I probably won't write it myself and I made the ideas specifically so that anyone who came across them and decided "Hey, this would be hilarious" can take the idea and have fun. There is a possibility some elements may show up in my work, it just isn't that much of a big chance. Whoever takes an idea and makes the idea their own makes it their own take. No longer mine.

Tsukiyama x Arima crackship. Tsukiarima!

Misa x Matsuda crackship. No fun ship name yet. Is Misada good? No?

Supernatural race turns into a race of penguin for a month- but stay in their own world.

Galadriel x Spock crackship.

Luke Skywalker is an origami finger puppet made by Darth Vader and lost in the underlevels of Coruscant. Ferus Olin finds the finger puppet, which has a consciousness for some reason, and carries him around after the events of the Last of the Jedi series.

A Mary Sue or Gary Stu is a character for whom the plot and other characters bend explicitly to praise them and give them no real challenge. Nothing about the character is in and of itself wrong; it's a plotting problem and should be treated as such. RoTK Movie!Legolas is a perfect example of a Gary Stu, and is tolerable mainly because he doesn't quite take over the plot and as eye candy to anyone attracted to men.

A note about my stories: If it has "EXPLICIT" written next to the title, it's for language. Not sex. Actually, if you want sexy stuff you shouldn't be here because I really hate writing it.

Now, you've all spent enough time reading about me. Here are the stories you've been looking for.