A/N: Well… I guess I'm updating for the second time in TWO DAYS. Aren't you all amazed?
So I was going through all of my old reviews, and a guest reviewer from way back when (2014) had suggested I do a Loki/Thor conversation, which is a fantastic idea. Apparently, I never did… So three years later, here you go. ;) No idea if they're still around, but I hope y'all like it. :)
Chapter 16: Brothers Kind of Suck
Thor Oafinson
Silvertongue | 6:10 pm
Thor
Silvertongue | 6:11 pm
Thor
Silvertongue | 6:11 pm
Thor
Silvertongue | 6:14 pm
Thor
Silvertongue | 6:16 pm
Thor
Thor Oafinson | 6:17 pm
What do you want, brother?!
Silvertongue | 6:17 pm
Oh, nothing.
Thor Oafinson | 6:20 pm
Do not play games with me, Loki. : ( -_- I have not forgotten y our
Thor Oafinson | 6:20 pm
Foolish games of our youth
Silvertongue | 6:21 pm
I'm hurt, Thor! That you should accuse me of such childishness… What did I ever do to you?
Thor Oafinson | 6:23 pm
Shut up loki
Silvertongue | 6:24 pm
I'm telling Mummy that you're saying nasty things to me.
Thor Oafinson | 6:25 pm
I warn you lowkey., do not test me.
Silvertongue | 6:25 pm
Why, you started it!
Thor Oafinson | 6:26 pm
no I DID not! D: D:
Silvertongue | 6:26 pm
Did so.
Thor Oafinson | 6:26 pm
Did not.
Silvertongue | 6:27 pm
Did so, did so, did so. There, I've won.
Thor Oafinson | 6:28 pm
That's not hw it works! You cheetah!
Silvertongue | 6:30 pm
Puns, brother? Really? I thought you had more respect than that.
Thor Oafinson | 6:31 pm
Your double standards are truly offensive. You're cheating and playing child's games, but I'M unrespectable?
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Silvertongue | 6:32 pm
Images of crying infants do nothing to sway my heart, Oafinson.
Thor Oafinson | 6:32 pm
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Silvertongue | 6:34 pm
…Nor do mewling puppies…
Thor Oafinson | 6:36 pm
You pretend to be heartless, Loki, but I know well that you are not so hardened.
Thor Oafinson | 6:37 pm
…I can hear you making sounds of endearment at the puppy from here.
Silvertongue | 6:40 pm
No, you can't.
Thor Oafinson | 6:41 pm
Yes i can.
Thor Oafinson | 6:49 pm
Look at this meemee of Kernel the Frog! He is indeed most hilarious.
Silvertongue | 6:50 pm
It's pronounced "meem", you idiot.
Thor Oafinson | 6:51 pm
You are wrong, brother. Son of Steak told me himself that the correct pronunciation is indeed "meemee".
Silvertongue| 6:52 pm
Well, then, either Stark is an idiot, or you're mearly a GULLIBLE idiot, Thor. It's more likely to be you.
Silvertongue | 6:52 pm
*merely
Thor Oafinson | 6:53 pm
Or perhaps you are the fool, Loki.
Silvertongue | 6:54 pm
-_- Your screen name is literally Oafinson, Thor, and you still haven't noticed. How am I an idiot?
Thor Oafinson | 6:57 pm
What in Valhalla… Change it back, Loki! :( :( :(
Silvertongue | 6:58 pm
No. I do what I want. :)
That Idiot Stark has joined the conversation.
That Idiot Stark | 7:08 pm
Stop running and throwing your weapons around in my tower! And use your inside voices, for crying out loud! Geez, do I LOOK like your mother?
That Idiot Stark | 7:09 pm
Loki, so help me, if you don't fix my name I'm throwing you off the top of the tower.
A/N: FINALLY. A chapter I actually like… XD Hope it pleases you people (although I'm pretty sure there's only one or two people still checking into this thing, lol). Thanks again to my guest reviewer from three years ago for the inspiration. :)
Peace,
Arwen ;)
P.S. Most of the smiley and sad faces in this doc were supposed to be angry/evil faces... But apparently you can't use the greater and less than signs on this site, so yeah. :P