Overwhelmed with rage, I hurled a taco at his retreating form.

Honestly, this is excellent! Maribella is the exact right amount of over-the-top, and the elves' more reasonable perspectives break up the ridiculousness very effectively.

This may be the most gorgeous piece of parody I have ever read. The relative serious-ness of the non-Maribella characters is what really makes it great, and your mastery of this fine language is far better than mine! Bravo to you, madam, and may your wells of inspiration never run dry.

(At least I assume you are a madam. Deepest apologies if you are, in fact, a sir.)

This is so good! I absolutely love it, and I hope you'll be able to update soon!

I love her Volkswagen! My family says I'm melodramatic, but I should really redirect them to this story. XD

Arwen dyed her hair RED. She could pass for Maglor's sister. :D

This story gets better every time I read it! Wonderful chapter!

Oh my gosh, the review she got! And her mother's emails! This is so funny!

Another great chapter! This is so funny! I can't imagine Maglor wearing eye-liner, honestly. :D

This is absolutely hilarious! I love it!

"I couldn't help that I had midnight-black hair that shimmered and sparkled like the light of twinkling-"

Lemme stop you right there, sweetheart. :P

Fili and Kili are immortal now to deal with the MarySue crap?

Did Glorfindel and Maglor swing by to scare her? Sweeet...

yeah, I'm borderline psychopathic...

No. Oh no. *Imagines Aragorn saying 'dude' to Legolas* Hahahahahahaha...!

Just imagining that dream hahaha... even though it'd actually be kinda disturbing to see that...

She's actually smarter than most MarySues. She remembers her hair and eye colors, after all. XD

What, does she think he's a vampire? LOL he'll die of embarrassment should he find out...