Yes, I updated and it only took about a month or so! I hate editing and grammar check and such. Ugh. But I prefer quality over quantity. I really had a lot of fun writing this. Sure rewatch ignore episode was less fun, but coming up with these weird ideas and plot twists made it all bearable. To make it worse this week's chapters were very upsetting. How many characters have to die before we get a happy moments? First Hairu, then Shizaru and now Kanae? T.T it hurts too much. Ugh.

Anywan, thank you all my readers, reviews... Well you know the drill. I'm really happy about all the positive comments, favs and all. Yup I start jumping like a six-year old. But I don't was to sound like a broken record. So kisses and hugs to everyone!

On a side note. Who has been lucky to order the Tokyo a ghoul Calendar? I spent like... Uhm yeah quite a bit this month and they were mostly presents to me. I ordered volume 5 to 9 of TG on CD Japan, also the Calendar because I want to support Sensei so badly. It will probably arrive in 3 weeks or so. XD I also bought some Pokémon Special keychain which a friend of mine was selling. I'm very satisfied. My wallet has suffered greatly, but I don't regret it. :)

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Guest: I'm glad you liked it. Hopefully you have a second pair of underwear when you read this chapter. XD

Guest: You're welcome. Yes the secret of Floppyman's past have been revealed. He's just a lost cause like a lot of other characters. XD he doesn't remember Kaneki either and Mado's face is probably just a black blob by now or the grave glued on top of his face. XD

rinka-chan: Thank you for keeping up with the story even after it took so long to update the previous chapter.

Zanareth: xD I am going to keep that in mind.

Chapter 5: Le Stoned Centipede

"JUSTICE, is the sole principle for those who want to combat against evil! We must protect the innocents from the injustice in this world! And as long as I am: FLOPPYMAN, I will continue to do so!"

The class kept silent. Practically no one paid attention. All the flashback students were too busy with staring and their teacher's strange garbage outfit. A few students in the back were talking and giggling, making spitballs and playing pranks. Too bad for them Flopyman noticed.

"Injustice! Feel the wrath of FLOPPYMAN!"

The rest was censored due to the gruesomeness of the scene. Just like that, the class finished and the students were dismissed. Many would later visit the shrink to cope with the trauma they had just received and the students who were playing with spitballs... They would never have the opportunity to enjoy their lives again in their current vegetative state. Almost all students received a trauma, all except for three students. The Yasuhisa twins, who somehow, had the same hair colour as they did in the present time. Weird, I was certain they got their black/ white hair after the transplant. Meh, forget it, the twins didn't care about Amon and our lovely Suzuya neither, because they are the main characters in this flashback. It was partly also, due to Suzuya being too occupied with killing every monster in Undertale, except for Toriel because he liked her.

Thus, for no reason, the twins and some unknown random student approached Foppyman.

The girl was fidgeting like some boring brat from a shoujo manga.

"Uhm, investigator Amon... Is it possible for even women to become great investigators?"

What an old-fashioned idiot.

"JUSTICE does not differentiate!"

The girl smiled for no apparent reason. Gee, we live in the 21st century. Kuro and Shiro, on the other hand...

"Why were we supposed to be laughing here, Kuro? Was there something funny?"

"I don't know, Shiro. We lost our parents by the hand of ghouls, and the CCG is teaching the people to be terrible murderers... By the way... What happened and to that... Shizu... Whatever-her-name-was-girl?"

"We ate her."

"Oh yeah..."

Meh, she was weak and sick anyway. By the way, they were still humans when they devoured her.

After they stared at the grave of the unimportant girl student, they left the place, deciding to never ever remember that unknown person again, nor the cannibalising incident. They decided to take the only path available, wherever that let them to... It turned out, it led them to where Suzuya was.

"Rei?"

"Hiiiii Kurona! Nashiro!" Suzuya squeaked.

The twins glanced at the not yet stalker. "What are you doing?"

"I'm killing ants with a magnifying glass!"

While normally, you'd think that, that... Makes sense for Suzuya, but since it was too cloudy for any sunlight to shine, it would make you wonder how he could do that. Then again, it's Suzuya; he doesn't need logic for his freaky hobbies.

Kuro and Shiro only blinked. "Alright, enjoy your day."

And they continued walking without a care.

"Byebye! Next time please let me watch you when you eat another person!"

Too bad for Suzuya the next person they would eat would be when Kanou has turned them into half ghouls already.

"Ah, that reminds me... Kuro?"

"Yes Shiro?"

"Nii-san is the first experiment."

"Yes."

"Papa took the kakuhou of Rize and transplanted it into him."

"Yes."

"Afterwards, he was in the hospital for a month."

"Yes."

"To perform the second transplant the kakuhou would need time to grow back. Since it takes longer for a kakuhou to regrow than just limbs."

"Yes."

"Rize wasn't fed much so that she had no strength to fight back."

"Yes."

"As a result, her healing speed also decreased."

"Yes"

"The manga had a time skip of six months. During that time, we got the transplant, recovered from it and trained to get stronger. Even so, here we only got a time skip of at least..."

"...?"

Nashiro looked up. "Sorry, I don't know how much time passed between season 1 and season 2. Even so, I don't think it was long.

It was probably a few hours or days.

"Then how could papa transplant two kakuho into us in such a short period and increase our strength too?"

Shhhh, Pierrot cut Rize out of the script! Talking about Rize-related things is a taboo here! But now that you mention it...

What the fuck?!

"Please, don't forget me! I'm also here!"

Ah Suzuya... Sorry...

For some reason, those three began to fight. The twins were only there to stalk Kaneki, so they don't really have any reason or need to meddle with anyone, and Suzuya was... Well aside from bored. He actually wanted to finish his book. After some lame moves, The twins could separate Suzuya from his Jason scythe.

"Aww! My Super Duper Suzuya Weapon 2.0!" The investigator whined. "That's my favourite!"

The twins were about to deal the final blow by directly running towards him, but our beloved peeping Tom cut Kuro with his knife... Really, couldn't you dodge that one or something?

"Kuro!"

"Ugh, don't worry, it will heal."

Suzuya smiled. "Will it also heal from a million stabs?"

He opened his shirt, showing not only his undershirt but his whole body covered with knives.

"I actually wanted to save this for the next boxing tournament!"

... Isn't that cheating?

Now, back to our lovely Shinohara and Ayato, who where still being sexual harassed by the Arata quinque.

"No, daddy please, I promise! I will treat nee-chan better! I won't hurt her anymore! Daddy! Waahhaaaa!"

"Waaa no ahh not aga... in... Why... This isn't fair! I didn't sign up for this! Ahhh! Hnnn! I want to retire!"

Both Ayato and Shinohara were in agony. The build up anger, the ukaku ghoul harboured towards his father turned quickly into fear and sadness. While their cries were obviously audible for every investigator and ghoul, no one bothered to see what was happening or to save them. Yup, they all had their perception of what shady things were happened with the two.

While that happened at one place, Suzuya was easily stabbing Kuro repeatedly while her twin, instead of trying to save her sister, watched in silence for a few seconds until she lamely tried to attack Suzuya with her kagune. Seriously girl, learn to aim! You can do better than stabbing!

Kuro tried to grow a pair of balls and tried to defend herself. But instead of gaining distance between her and Suzuya, she stayed on the same spot, only using her kagune to attack... How do you expect to survive if the sole thing you can do is stay at one spot, waiting to be stabbed again? No, why the hell isn't Nashiro considering to carry her sister and flee from the scene?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!

As obvious as it was, Kurona's plan failed, and she was stabbed repeatedly by Suzuya to the point where Pierrot has to censor her because it would be too horrible for the kids to see, seriously this is supposed to be seinen! What's the point of censoring if the majority of the fans have read the manga by now?! And of course that stupid sister of hers could only stand there, doing nothing. What an idiot.

"Do you guys want to read my book when it's released?! It's going to be about pineapples and humans fucking each other, inspired by a real-life event!"

Again, Nashiro had the perfect opportunity to save her sister's and her own life, but instead she blindly launched herself at Suzuya, making her an easy target. Our Seinapple lover sliced her with one swing.

Pierrot's pathetic attempt to make us feel sorry and sad about the twins, was completely boring and took place in slow motion. Not that there's any chance to feel any pity. Faking it is not an easy task, when their fight looked like a dreadful exhibition. Especially when you consider the decisions, they took, which were stupid ones. Gee, have they been taught anything at all about surviving?

Though Shiro was heavily injured, it wasn't THAT deathly. Thus, after Nashiro collapsed on the ground and Kurona stared completely speechless. Suzuya smiled, sat on the ground, opening the first page of his manuscript.

"Chapter 1: A fruitful meeting!"

Let's go back to tentacle rape!

Shinohara just had another orgasm and was panting on the ground, while Ayato's mental health was beyond help. The boy was crying and whimpering like an eight-year-old, lying on the floor, motionless.

"Daddy, please don't hurt me anymore... *sob sob* I... Will be good, I promise! I don't want to hurt nee-chan..."

"Ugh... Why... Is this happening..."

Before Shinohara could move again, Arata activated for a second time. This time, not only did it wrapped itself around the investigator's private parts, but also his throat and for Ayato... The nightmare restarted again. At least, he didn't need to suffer under breath play.

"Ugh... gh guaaa!"

The man struggled desperately. Saliva dripped out of his mouth. His groans and coughing was overwhelmed by Ayato's hysteric screams. Arata was so tightly wrapped around his son, that it shattered the boy's kagune.

"He feverishly rubbed the rough texture of the fruit against his skin, feeling the tension building inside. He was spilling it already, but he wanted more!"

Suzuya was reading enthusiastically from his novel manuscript, while sitting on a blood-and-organs-covered Kuro and Shiro. The two were currently incapable of moving, on courtesy of our lovely, crazy investigator. The twins concluded that death wasn't so bad if it could spare them from listening to Suzuya's novel. The two were lucky that the majority of the organs and blood weren't theirs. I bet she wished she had taken her sister and ran when she had the change.

"Shiro... We're quitting this show when this episode is over."

Nashiro did not respond as she had already lost consciousness.

"Alright, what did you think of it?"

Shiro quickly glanced up at Suzuya, who was looking at her. She glanced nervously around the room. All the ghouls in the room were dead.

"It, uh, was great."

"Really? What part did you liked the most?"

"... The part... Where he chummed over the pineapple and licked it?"

"And what about the part where he put his dick in the small hole he made?"

"Sure... Can we go now?"

"Go ahead! I still need to work on some details!"

Kurona quickly grabbed her opportunity. She grabbed her sister and ran out of the room as fast as she could. Suzuya watched them leave with a satisfying smile on his face. "This story is going to be a best seller!"

Speaking of pineapples! Seidou, Piña Colada and the depressed Houji were staring blankly at the death bodies in the room. Seeing the many lucky dead guards made Houj-man frown.

"Damn, we arrived too late! The ghouls are all gone... Another plan failed!"

Seinapple gave his superior as strange look, while hugging his fruit girlfriend. Luckily, one of the doors opened, and Tatara appeared with a blood-covered straw in his hands.

"Who would have thought that nobodies taste so delicious. I should attack those guys more often."

He licked his lips in satisfaction, cleaning them from the remaining dried-up blood.

Depressed Houjo noticed this of course and grabbed his opportunity.

"Takizawa, stay there. It's too dangerous for you!" Houji commanded. He seemed more gleeful than a four-year-old who eats candy for the first time.

Our pineapple lover blinked confused at his superior sudden change of mood. "Huh?"

The ghoul and the investigator walked towards each other in slow motion. Tatara, because he was bored and Houj-man because he was too happy and tried to contain his joy for the near-completion of his suicide plan. None of them paid any attention to the dead bodies, nor did they seem to care, even Takizawa didn't pay much mind. However, he was too busy staring at the odd black and red graffiti on the wall and also at that one investigator who was sticking out his butt. Actually, it looks very funny.

The two opponents finally arrived at their destination and just stared.

"So, you're also part of Aogiri." Houjo exclaimed as he looked at Tatara."

"... Do I know you?"

That one sentence crumbled any bit of pride and self-esteem that the investigator had left.

"I'm associate Special class Houji!"

"Doesn't ring a bell."

"I fought against you in China!"

"Could you be more specific?"

"I killed two of your comrades!"

"Fei and Yan? They were eaten by a pineapple."

"LLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!"

While Houji fell into the depths of despair, after finding out that the only ghoul who should have given him some form of recognition, didn't remember him and also replaced his grudge for him with a grudge for a pineapple, Ayato and Shinihara... Weren't any better off either. To be honest they were even worse, especially Ayato.

"Waa... Da...ddy... Onee-chan...*sniffsniff* I wanna go home!"

Yeah both were hardly able to stand, and Ayato's face was wet with tears.

Yaaay flashback!

Wait... Damn the anime skipped too many details!

... Anyway, according to the script. It was about nine to eight years ago. When Ayato and Touka were just adorable and squishy. I mean teddy bear squishy. Like you can hug them and not want to let go because they look cuter than your own pet squishy.

Touka was wearing those typical frilly girl pyjama with ribbons, while Ayato had an adorable baby blue, boy pyjama which was sailor themed. Practically all their clothes were Lolita for Touka and sailor boy themed for Ayato. All handpicked by Arata, some were even custom-made.

They were all hurled together in a big futon. The cute siblings were hugging each other, because apparently, they had a close bond... In a previous life. Arata was supposed to be reading them a story, but halfway through, the cuteness of his children distracted him too much, so he began to hug them instead.

"My cute Touka and Ayato, you're daddy's pride!"

"Father, what is pride?" Touka asked in a unrecognisable cute tone.

Seriously, what happened to these cute little dolls to have turned into violent asses in the future? Society is the cruelest thing out there!

"That's what daddy feels when he sees his adorable treasures!"

So, he wants to brag about his kids? I'm not surprised.

"Adorable treasures?" Ayato asked, also in a super adorable tone. "Like with onee-chan and her bunny doll?"

"... Ah... Yes..."

The fact that Ayato mentioned Touka's rabbit doll, and not him made him slightly sad.

"And father too!" Chibi-Touka exclaimed. "Father is precious to us, right Ayato?"

"Un!"

The adorable exclamation of the innocent children made Arata cry. "Ah, my cute little children! Daddy will always protect you!"

Bedtime arrived and while chibi-Touka and chibi-Ayato were sleeping soundly, Arata put on his jacket and got ready to leave. He did not want to go out. He actually wanted to stay and cuddle his two kids, but if he didn't go out, Touka and Ayato wouldn't have breakfast and as a single father, it was his job to take good care of his two children.

"If only Hikari was here to see how big our cute children have gotten."

With a pained heart, the father with the children complex went out to hunt. That was the last time Touka and Ayato saw their father.

By the way, for those who only watched the anime... Which is probably a small minority. Arata was killed by Shinohara and Mado Kureo. Afterwards, they informed the neighbourhood about a ghoul living there with two children, since Arata was also carrying bags of clothes for kids.

Poor Ayato and Touka were betrayed by those they trusted and had no choice but to flee and wander for a while. Thus their innocence was tainted, and they turned into the two brats we know today!

End of flashback!

"Daddy... Don't leave us..."

Shinohara could only stare at the sobbing child, while he was trying to recover from his multiple orgasms. "Ugh... Shit... I have to get out of this thing... Before it goes off again..."

Too bad for him, fate or better say luck, wasn't on his side. A sudden noise caught Shinohara's attention, and before he knew it, the investigator was attacks by red tentacles. Okay, almost attacked, due to his repeating experiences with the Arata quinque, he could evade the tentacles just in time. Of course, it wasn't good for his mental health with that tentacle trauma of his. The red tentacle grabbed the traumatised black rabbit, which made our barbarian child go into a mental breakdown and shock.

"AAAHhHH! NO! DaDDY PLeASe! DoN't TOuCh ME ANyMOrE! I'LL Be A GOoD CHiLD! I'M GOoD! I DoN'T WaNT TO! I WANT MoMMY! NeE-CHAN! I WaNT TO GO HomE! NOOOOOOOOooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Struggling, only did so little to the red tentacle, obviously.

Fearing the worst, Shinohara hoped that he could shield himself from the smoke and the unidentified being with his arms...

He opened his eyes to see if the coast was clear, only for him to see that he became the assaulting target of a psychopathic centipede.

"IYAAAAAAHHHH!

Purple tentacles almost pierced the idiotic investigator, but again Shinohara's trauma reflexes kicked in, and he quickly stepped aside.

"Fuck fuck fuck! Why me?! Why am I the one having to combat a kakuja or a half-kakuja?! Both are bad news. Why can't it be Amon or Suzuya or that pineapple lover, Seidou? At least, they're insane enough to engage with one."

No, I don't think Seidou would engage with a kakuja... Or any ghoul whatsoever, he'd probably be making out with his pineapple in the storage room where no one bothers to go.

Meanwhile...

Akira was hiding in one of the most abandoned places of Cochlea... The storage room. Her mind was broken, body; ravished and violated by an insane ghoul, a leg injury that could cause rabies and her suicide plan had failed miserably. Not to mention that psycho of an Amon was looking for her and calling out her name. Not that she'd ever respond.

"I... Fucking... Hate... My life..."

Yeah, she was pretty shaken and every sound or movement would make her jump. Like now when she heard something shuffling in the closet.

"NOOOOOOOO! STAY AWAY FROM ME! DON'T TOUCH ME!"

"Ah, an investigator..."

Akira looked up to see two girls; twins. Kurona and Nashiro. They were sitting on the other side of the room, covered in wounds and bruises. Their single kakugan glancing at the traumatised Akira. The woman felt like there was still a faint shimmer of hope present in her life.

"You two... Are ghouls... Please eat me! I don't want to be stuck here anymore! This place sucks! My father was killed! My superiors lumped me together with a harassing lunatic, and I've also been raped by a crazy ghoul from Aogiri! Please, I don't want to live anymore!"

The twins glanced at each other, then back at Akira.

"I'm sorry, but we're not very eager to eat at the moment." Kuro spoke up.

"Yes, especially after being forced to listen to a disgusting erotic story of a human and a pineapple. We're just hiding here, until the commotion is over so that we can disappear from this show." Shiro added.

'Damnit Suzuya!' The blonde cursed. "But you don't have to eat me now! You can keep me in a fridge and eat me later, or at least take me with you! I don't want to be here either! This place is filled with freaks!"

The door opened right when Akira said those words, and to her horror Amon's head popped out. He stared at Akira for a second, but his attention went quickly to the twins. He observed the two carefully. All three females were too tense and startled to move and completely aware of the nature of Floppyman.

"Those children... HAVE BEEN HARASSED! I have to find the culprit and clean this place of any injust! For my name is, FLOPPYMAN!"

Without any comment to Akira, he closed the door and ran off.

After a few minutes of silence had passed, all three let out a sign of relief.

"That was close." Kurona mumbled.

The other two could only mood in agreement.

A few floors above the scene, Eto was skipping happily over the dead bodies of the investigators. For some reason, they all had their asses hanging up in the air.

"I wonder... if I should have some fun with those bodies." Eto began to giggle as she approached the corpses for closer inspection. "Ohoho. Yes! Let's leave the survivors a present!"

She began to collect all the corpses on the floor. Unbuttoned their jeans and underwear and stacked them together. As finishing touch, she jabbed flowers in their asses.

"Wow! Investigators can fart flowers! It's a fuck flower mountain!"

The woman stared at the half-naked stacked up corpses and burst into mad laughter.

"Hahaah, I wish Tatara could see this! Hahaha! Ah!"

Realising that she still had a camera with her, Eto searched through her pockets for her camera and made a lot of pictures.

"Perfect, now let's look around the lower floors!"

Obviously, the only thing she saw, were corpses and more corpses, all sticking their buts in the air. A grin formed on the tiny woman's lips.

"Ahh, this is going to be awesome!"

Back to white Fluffkins and traumatised almost rape victim.

Shinohara began to run desperately to stay alive. While Fluffy White X was playing around with his dinner, a maniacal grin was plastered on his face.

"I QUIT! IQUITIQUITIQUITIQUITIQUITIQUITIQUITIQUITIQUITIQUITIQUITIQUITIQUITIQUITIQUITIQUIT! I don't want to do this anymore! This is not worth the money!"

The poor man was caught by our main... Anti-tragic-hero... And was slammed into the wall.

"M-my fingers... On the bench... C-Centipedes... I-In my ears! Kekekekekekeke!"

By just dumb luck, Shinohara could land a hit on Kaneki, but too bad for him. Our showy white-head released a new pair of kagune, while laughing maniacally.

"Mother, mother... Heey, I-I'm distorted! Me?! (Boku) Me?! (Watashi) Me?! (Ore) Mememe! Because I-I'm going to protect everyone..."

He also began to speak some poem gibberish that even I can't understand.

"A-a thousand minus... S-seven... I-is what?!"

Shinohara gasped. "A math question! Of all the ghouls I've encountered, you're the craziest of them all!"

Wait? So you mean when someone asks you a simple math question, you call that insane? Well then, that makes all of us insane! Hey, anyone knows what you get when you add one and one together?

"B-but...!"

Shut your trap and pay attention!

"A-A-A-A~ya~to—kuuuuuun! ... I'm going to half-kill you! In other words, I'lL TWiSt OfF YoUr FiVE ToEs WiTH PLiERs aND PuT A CeNTiPeDE IN YoUR EaR! TaKE YoU ON A DaTE At THe BoOkSToRE. EVeRYTHiNG IS GeTTiNg SCrAMBLeD GeNTlY IN My SToMAcH. SuBSTrACT THoUSaND MiNUs SeVEn MiNUs SeVEn MiNUs SeVEn MiNUs SeVEn IS?!"

And that's what you call crazy. Not some stupid excuse of math question that even a toddler can guess with ease.

"LiVInG MeAnS eATiNG OtHERs... SO I'lL EaT ThEM! iT CaN'T BE HeLPEd, RIiIGhT!? BeCAuSE THeY'Re In MY WaY!"

Mister Fluff cracked his finger and pierced Shinohara before he could think or run away. A creepy grin appeared on his face as the unfortunate human began to cough blood.

Now let's interrupt this awesome scene with Houji and Tatara!

Houji was practically sobbing and sniffing desperately while he clutched himself to Tatara's coat.

"IT WAS MEEEE! I KILLED YOUR COMRADES! YOU SHOULD HATE ME! YOU SHOULD WANT TO KILL MEE! NOT A DAMN PINEAPPLE! WHY IS IT ALWAYS A PINEAPPLE! I'M THE ONE WHO'S SUFFERING HERE! A WALKING BUFFET JUST GAVE HIMSELF TO YOU! WHY WON'T YOU KILL ME AND RELEASE ME FROM THIS TORTURE!"

Tatara sighed. He glanced away for just a bit, but when he spotted Seidou making out with his fruit, he froze.

Yuck, that's just gross...

"You!"

"What?!" Seinapple shrieked. He hugged his girlfriend tightly."

"You're the one who took them away from me! Give them back!"

"Nooo! She is my girlfriend! I will never hand my beautiful Piña Colada over to anyone! Get your own pineapple!" Pineapple lover barked as he quickly ran away with his girlfriend.

Tatara was about to run after him. However, the building began to spout CRC gas in Tatara's face. The ghoul began to cough heavily and practically choke in his saliva.

"Ugh! What the fuck! *cough cough* BITCH, my eyes! My fucking eyes! It hurts so fucking much! You son of a bitch! Do you have any idea how much this hurts?! Piece of shit! I'm out of here! Don't think this is over!"

And thus Tatara made a not so glorious retreat as he stumbled away from the scene, leaving Houjo, not only speechless, but also frustrated.

"Nooo! This isn't over yet! Come back and eat me!" Depressed noob tried to run after his lover, but he tripped, fell over the fence about five floors until he hit the ground. Despite the pain, broken ribs he endured and the possibility that his skull split open, he was still alive. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!"

"MY BoDY aND HeAD ArE FeELInG SO ReFREsHED. YoU'Re HeAVy aND SO iT CaN'T BE HeLPeD. YOu SaVAgE. YoU'rE NoT aDEQuATe FoR ME. i'M TiRED oF OnLY EaTiNG DiSGuSTInG MeAt. In THiS SITuATiON, EvEN An OLd MaN Is GoOD... RiGhT?

Fluffkins snow head, who now reminds me a lot of Einstein's freaky hair, approached the 'indomitable' Shinohara, who was laying on the ground, completely defeated. Bite marks, not only on his body, but also on Arata were present... Let's hope this won't affect Kaneki too much... Despite the attacks Shinohara endured, his injuries weren't lethal, on courtesy of Arata.

'Is this going to be the end of me? After being turned several times into the victim of my own quinque and unable to battle properly, will I become the snack of a rampaging half-kakuja? I couldn't even lay a finger on the black rabbit... Am I going to kick the bucket after all those years of service? No I can't, I can't leave my wife! I have a duty to fulfil! I didn't reach this far due to dumb luck! I have to do it! I have to beat this ghoul!'

He balled up his fist and opened his eyes, ready to rise and make his comeback but... the little button on his neck started to glow and peeped.

"Oh no, please don't!"

And Arata began to play with his genitals all over again.

"AHHH, NOOOOOO ARATAAA!"

Centipede of course, did not approach his target and quickly jumped away from the rampaging quinque. He stared confused at the sudden scene in front of him. His messed up brain couldn't really get a grip on what was going on. It was the perfect moment for a door to open and for a certain lunatic Floppyman to step inside.

They say all the good things come to an end, that counts especially for Akira. Yup, Floppyman came back for her and dragged her along with him so that she could complete her mission as Floppygirl, mental trauma's and heavy injuries be damned. Kurona and Nashiro fled by then.

Due to the CRC gas it was impossible for any human or ghoul to see properly... unless you're a messed up freak like Amon. He dragged Akira along with him, since she had gone into shock some time ago. I can't really blame her.

Floppyman immediately noticed Shinohara and Arata. Fluffy climbed the walls, observing the strange scene with caution.

"You!" Amon pointed at his superior. How dare you to molest that old man! You're also the culprit who molested those little girls! Evil spawn! I, FLOPPYMAN! Will make you pay for your sins! FLOPPYMAN ATTACK!"

Thus, the events from chapter one was repeated again... With only one victim, a different audience and a different environment.

"FLOPPYMAN KICK! PLOPPYMAN PUNCH! FLOPPYMAN HEADBUTT! FLOPPYMAN BODY SLAM! FLOPPYMAN FURY! FLOPPYMAN JUSTICE BEAM!"

Furthermore, there was no one to stop Floppyman this time. Since the fluffy centipede wasn't able to have a good grasp of his surroundings, and Ayato and Akira were too damaged and unable to move, plus they weren't conscious. Let's hope Shinoahara will survive this attack. The first laying somewhere in a corner where fluffypede left him, while Akira was immediately dropped by Amon when he began to assault another innocent.

"FLOPPYMAN CHOP! FLOPPYMAN POUND! FLOPPYMAN TOSS! FLOPPYMAN TOSS! FLOPPYMAN RAGE! FLOPPYMAN JUSTICE BEAM!"

Due to the horrifying nature of Amon's... Violence, this scene has been censored for the public of all ages.

"FLOPPYMAN BITE! FLOPPYMAN STOMP! FLOPPYMAN SLAM! FLOPPYMAN RAGE! FLOPPYMAN CLUB! FLOPPYMAN HAMMER! FLOPPYMAN FANG! FLOPPYMAN SMASH! FLOPPYMAN THRUST! FLOPPYMAN SHOT! FLOPPYMAN ACID! FLOPPYMAN JAB! FLOPPYMAN GRIP! FLOPPYMAN STRIKE! FLOPPYMAN WRATH! FLOPPYMAN JUSTICE BEAM!"

Damn, he's taking his time... I don't think Shinohara would survive or at least not as sane as he used to...

Oh, well. Akira was slowly regaining her consciousness.

"Ugh, please tell me I just had a horrible nightmare, and that I woke up in bed."

Sadly for her, when she spotted Amon, she knew it wasn't a dream. That's the harsh truth of reality.

"... I am not going to save special class Shinohara. There's no way I will meddle with anyone whose..."

Oh, she found Kanekipede! He was cracking his fingers and still observing the odd scene.

"... What?!"

And out of nowhere Floppyman and the unfortunate ugly old man were buried by a pile of naked bodies, which fell from the sky. The one-eyed owl landed next to it.

"Ugh!"

"JUSTIC... ACK!"

"Hi there! I'm just here to collect that unconscious, traumatic hooligan child over there and the white snowball! Bye bye!"

With only a swing of two of her kagune she grabbed Ayato and Shironeki and jumped into the air.

"Ah, enjoy the present I left behind!"

Akira blinked once... Twice... And then it hit her. "Nooo! Wait, come back! Take me with you or kill me! Please, I beg of you! I'll do anything! Don't leave me here with that psycho! I want to reunite with my parents!"

Too bad for Akira, Eto already left.

"Fuck this shit!"

Floppyman and Shinohara had no knowledge of this recent event of course, since they were buried under a pile of dead naked manliness. :)

Up in the air, Eto, who was still carrying the two unconscious boys, was humming happily.

"It turned out to be quite chaotic. At least, the mission was a success, sort of. We reached our objective... Whatever that may have been and no one important died!"

The kakuja was silent until something hit her.

"Wait... Why do I feel like I've forgotten something? Oh well, it's probably not that important."

Back to Shinahara and co...

"Somebody... Help... I can't breath... I also feel like something is poking my neck, and my back, and my belly, and my face... And my ass. Uh wait isn't that...!"

"JUSTICE WILL PREVAIL! FOR I AM FLOPPY...!"

Before Amon could finish his sentence, another thing fell from the sky on top of the naked pile.

"Mama Yamori? Naki did doodoo! NYYAAAAAAAAHAAAAANYAAAAAAAAAA!"

The retarded Naki cried, right after blinking two times. How he landed there... No one knew.

Shinohara and Amon had no time to realise what was happening, as Arata activated again and began to molest the whole pile of dead bodies and the only three living ones that were stuck inside the pile. Akira stared horrified as Shinihara's and Naki's screams broke any possible silence.

Expression hid under her bangs, she glanced at the pile then at the floor and at the horrible state she was in. She grabbed her quinque and slit her throat, hoping that heaven finally had some mercy for her.

Somewhere in limbo Arata began to fall into depression. As the cute little boy he was so proud of turned out to become a jerk and was damaged beyond repair by his own father. The CCG is truly evil, for having turned such an innocent ghoul into a sex offender. And he's not even alive anymore.

While the whole place went silent finally, if you ignore the freak show caused by Arata, something round and big shifted from behind the doors. Due to its enormous weight, it tripped and fell on the ground. Yup, it was no one else but the fat meat; Tsukiyama Shuu. However, compared to the previous time, the ball of fat seemed to have been shrunken quite a lot. After Kaneki's departing, Tsukiyama's father; Tsukiyama Mirumo, forced his son to go on a strict diet in the hopes that he would regain his figure as soon as possible and to prevent the Tsukiyama name from losing more reputation then it already had. The Gourmet was stalking the White fluff between the short breaks he had between all his exercise and Weight Watcher appointments.

"Kaneki-kun... Has become so beautiful! What a magnificent display of cruelty! Fortissimo! Please wait a bit longer! Your sword will liberate you from your pain!"

"... Seriously, how the hell can a giant fat balloon like him move from one place to another without anyone noticing?" Banjou muttered.

Maybe it was thanks to the fact that everyone else here is crazy or drugged or mentally damaged?

"Point taken."

"Banjou-san, should we upload the images we got during this trip?" Sante asked.

"Sure, the fans apparently love it when Tsukiyama squishes his victims flat. I'm quite surprised that all those guys ended up with their asses in the air after being attacked by that fatso."

Well, that explains the surprisingly large amount of corpses and odd positions...

"We also got a call from some director who wants to make a movie out of Tsukuyama-san's activities." Ichimi pointed out.

"Seriously? Cool, so we get to make a lot of money!"

"We're becoming celebrities!"

Jiro and Sante made a high-five when they reached the same conclusion, while Banjou and Ichimi gave the two ghouls an awkward stare.

"Anyway," Banjou coughed. "We need to get back soon. His next appointment is within an hour, and I don't want Matsumae-san or Kanae-san to start nagging at us because that fatso rolled off again."

Speaking of Tsukiyama... Where is he?

"What?!" All four exclaimed as they quickly turned around, only to find the Tsukiyama heir missing.

"Kaneki-kun! I, Tsukiyama Shuu is watching you every step from afar and will protect you from all those disgusting worms that try to defile your beauty and purity! From the kitchen to the bathroom to the bedroom while you're undressing! I, Tsukiyama Shuu will be your ally!"

The fatso was rolling around a few floors higher, squishing more corpses and unfortunate injured ghouls or humans who had no opportunity to escape.

"Son of a bitch!" Banjou yelled.

Yup, the last couple of weeks have been a handful for the unappreciated group of ghouls. They were so lucky that no one noticed the destruction left behind by a screaming fat ball with three ghouls running behind it. The investigators who were still alive were too busy with their own dramas, didn't give a damn.

This closes the eventful day of the CCG!

"Hmm, things didn't go exactly as we hoped guys... I didn't even have the luxury to enjoy the magnificent expressions of Ayato-chan and Kaneki-kun! If only Arata could capture them both, that would make me the happiest man out there. Ah, just thinking about their erotic faces makes my loins burn with excitement and passion!"

"Kaneki-sama! *sniff* what happened to his glorious fighting scene as the Centipede? Where is the destruction? I want a remake!"

"What do you mean Roma-chan? It's not like the original scene in the anime was any better."

"No one asked you anything, stupid Koutcha!"

"Waaaahaaa! Why are you guys so mean to me?"

"Hey, hey, Uta, do it again please! Do it again!"

"I'd never thought I'd see the day?"

"No, the other one!"

"It kinda smells like Chocobo?"

"Nooo, the awesome one!"

"Aren't they all awesome?"

"Uta!"

"Bring it on?"

"No, the OP one!"

"Ah! Limits are meant to be broken!"

"OMGOMGOMG *squeals* that's so awesome!"

Seriously guys, what's the point of trying to act all mysterious if everyone knows it's you clowns?

"Don't ruin our fun! Our plans are going smoothly! I won't allow even you to get in the way of Kaneki-sama's shitty tragedy!"

You haven't even made an official appearance yet... Aren't you supposed to get ready for work or something?

"Oh shit! Almost forgot! I gotta go guys!"

"Have fun! And say hi to Ren-chan for me and U-chan and bring some delicious coffee or wine!"

... Well, my apologies for the embarrassment those clowns are, my dear readers...

And to be continued.

And our lovely Centipede finally made an entrance! It's also not as pathetic and a big disappointment as the anime showed. More chaotic of course and more weird things. Houji and Akira really had it bad here. Their wish to die was not fulfilled. Hopefully Kaneki would be well aware that it could also apply to him... Okay not the time to pull these jokes.

Ayato and Shinohara will need a lot of therapy. Akira probably too. Cochlea needs a massive clean up after the stunt Eto pulled, Naki... Well you'll find will probably hunt nobodies from now on. Also... What happened to Noro? Hopefully we get to see it later on.

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