Id, 16. Sarcastic female, shipper of Childer and great warrior in the Meatball Army.

As explained by the glorious Crazy Cat, this is her description of me in the war against Meatballs (long story there,) - Id65: Winged Tumbleweed - Idasai is trustworthy steed who is the Meatball Hunters' animal symbol. She's a predator that can kick Meatball-butt.

LINKS!

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This link goes to my Polyvore account, where I do my characters outfits. I have only characters outfits, and they are all marked as that. http:///

My tumblr.

The link for Blu :D

THE REST OF MY PROFILE IS QUOTES. Feel free to copy and paste them, and/or use em’ in your fics. Just PM me before you use em so I can read your fic!

"Me? Meddle! I never meddle!" *Sends look* "I invest emotionally in your wellbeing!" - When Calls the Heart.

"Why do people like fall." "Gravity." "NO WAIT, I MISUNDERSTOOD!"

"Sienna and I have much in common. We know fashion. And we both breathe." - Neerja, Smart girls get what they want, by Sara Strohmeyer

"His fatal flaw was his lack of self-knowledge." "Or his pride," I volleyed back. "A debate!" Ms. Leib clapped her hands. "Love it. I would love it more if the rest of you would look alive, but hey." - The Unbecoming of Mara Dyer

"HHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIII! So, I know you're all upset I missed a day *coughId65cough, but I won't do it again." Chapter 46, Dear Demigods by MM

"How dare you," I said "making us stay in a five star hotel." - Sadie Kane, The Throne of Fire

"You've obviously never been to a festival where people try and jump in the tidal basin to catch their cameras." "*Gets up and shout to mom* we're moving to Washington DC!"- TheVintageIce and I discussing festivals.

"You have no idea what you are dealing with" *Iron man looks around* "Uh Shakespeare in the park? Doth Mother know You Wear-eth Her drapes?"-Avengers

"Guns make you stupid. Better to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart" Michael Weston, Pilot, Burn notice

“Oh, now what's this then? I love this. A big, flashy-lighty thing. That's what brought me here. Big, flashy-lighty things have got me written all over them. Not actually, but give me time... and a crayon.”

MY QUOTES

But I am pretty hilarious. It stems from minor insanity.

No! No, I'm just a bit surprised you're younger then me. Either I'm slipping or you're prodigal.

Annnnd, life doesn't sucker punch me. It tries to kill me in my sleep.

(Omg I had a really good one but forgot it, give me a second.) (Nope... Memory loss.) (Damn it was really good too. I'll go with this one.) (OMG I remembered!) AND A FAKE EAR FOR GEORGE!

"Life's a puzzle, I just found the right piece." Annabeth Chase, Colors in the dark

“Look Sadie. What do you see?” she asked. “Um, my face?” Ele rolled her eyes at my response and pushed me towards the mirror. - Sadie and Ele, Nightingale

These are C.C. Capitols quotes. Live long and prosper you crazy Cali chick.

"I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT 'CAUSE YOU WILL SHOUT IT FROM THE TOP OF THE WORLD: "CHRISSY LIKES BROWN M&M! ALSO KNOWN AS JAMES IF YOU GUYS ARE REALLY LOST!" C.C. Capitols

"So, I'm staying after school today until 3:20 to work on my project."
Me: Brain, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Brain: YUS!
Me: Let's use Ashlee's phone to call mom and ask her if I can stay after school to work on my project, do you think she'll let?
Brain: Let's find out..." C.C. Capitols

"I FEEL IT COMING. THE CALL OF THE PSYCHIC RUSSIAN!" C.C. Capitols

"Liam and Louis? Makes sense, haha. My fav one is Zayn. DO NOT ASK HOW I KNOW THEIR NAMES. I'M SCARED FOR MY SANITY." "Which I have none..." C.C. Capitols

"Oh, makes sense. I'm sure she would do the same, but I hate the mall and I hate seeing people from school. "Hey! How are you? What are you doing here?" "Umm, hey. Oh, you know, the usual. Hunting tigers and selling them on the black market illegally."- C.C. Capitols

"Fantastic, I looked on your profile and you a ton of quotes from me...I started laughing and my mom asked me what was wrong, "I told her "That awesome blossom chick from the East Coast put quotes from me on her profile"."-C.C. Capitols (That, is my new nickname.)

"Let's not even say what I need to remember, it's all too much."-C.C. Capitols

"I sing a song of the homework of thee
Therefore my head yearns for a freedom of be
And I write, and I write, and I write
Until my head just explodes from so much information
And work from these wee little fingers can produce
Onto a computer that hates me" - An ode to homework, by C.C. Capitols

"I find it interesting that he would just give his phone to some stranger on the beach. Wonder else he would give to strangers...?
A burger! Yus!!!!" - C.C. Capitols

THESE are the randomest quotes ever.

You schedule your shitstorms now? I'm impressed. Far more organized than I am.- Saoirse

"Seriously? It's like you people think I'd stalk you if you gave me your first name...I can hardly use photoshop!" ThinkStupid

Hey, hey. You can judge us on our pages but the book cover is all that matters! ThinkStupid

"You cannot create a character that is not partially you." -someone I'm too lazy to remember (From GuzGirl123)

"Phone bacteria is a new deadly virus that is under research. Please dial this number: 111-111-1111 to help fund for further research. Remember, this new virus can kill off our phones" -Jay

"Id, did the super-intelligent tumbleweed took over your account again?"-Shirou

"Seriously? A camp at Long Island? Thali-a rebel character? You're basically writing "PJO IN HP WELCOME FELLOW FANS!" - Caliscity

SKYRIM.

"Why won't you die already?!?" "Uh, because I don't want to. Next stupid question?" Gopher, Let's play

"What in Oblivion's name is that?" "It's a giant flying lizard that breathes fire. Take a guess." "DRAGON!" "There you go! What did you think it was? A particularly talented hippopotamus that learned to fly and breathe fire?" Gopher, Let's play skyrim again.

About fifteen minutes later, Missy reappeared again. Obviously washed, with fresh clothes under her armour, and her hair straightened. While she put up her hood, She asked Babette: "Do you have some kind of fancy perfume? I didn't have time for a proper wash."

Babette still didn't fully understand what was going on. "The question is, what do you want to do to that man. Poison him, scare him off, or ensnare him?" Missy gave her an extremely menacing look. "What do I want with perfume? Perhaps smelling good?" She shot back sarcastically. -Unexpected Encounters-Skyrim fanfiction.

THE 100.

"We're told the earth needs another hundred years to become surivival again. Four more space-locked generations, and Man can go home, back to the ground. The ground, that's the dream. This is reality." *Door buzzes* "Prisoner 319 face the wall" "Reality sucks." - The 100, Pilot, Clarke voice over.

"Before you get any ideas, he's mine" "Before you get any ideas, I don't care." - The 100, Pilot, Octavia and Clarke.

The Fault in our Stars.

"I can only hope,” Julie said, turning back to Gus, “they grow into the kind of thoughtful, intelligent young men you’ve become.”
I resisted the urge to audibly gag. “He’s not that smart,” I said to Julie.
“She’s right. It’s just that most really good-looking people are stupid, so I exceed expectations.”
“Right, it’s primarily his hotness,” I said.
“It can be sort of blinding,” he said.
“It actually did blind our friend Isaac,” I said.
“Terrible tragedy, that. But can I help my own deadly beauty?”
“You cannot.”
“It is my burden, this beautiful face.”
“Not to mention your body.”
“Seriously, don’t even get me started on my hot bod. You don’t want to see me naked, Dave. Seeing me naked actually took Hazel Grace’s breath away,” he said, nodding toward the oxygen tank.
“Okay, enough,” Gus’s dad said.”

HARRY POTTER.

"Us Weasleys have got a fast metabolism. Look at Ron. Although, I'd rather not when he's eating. Tends to shovel it in, that one," she said, affectionately. - Ginny Weasley, A Re-telling Chapter 1.

"Fine!" George spat "FINE!" I shot back. "Could you two kids keep it down please?" Fred asks pleasantly, "I'm trying to serve my detention peacefully." - I'm Katie and I'm an Anger Addict, Chapter Ten, conversation between Fred, George, and Katie.

"Ladies and gentleman-" James began. "There's only one lady," Remus corrected him, gesturing toward me with a grin. "I was counting Sirius." In the Name of Being Honest, Chapter 38

"He's waiting for you in my quarters," Remus added in an undertone, "I told him you'd tell him what was going on." Rolling his eyes, Sirius answered, "Gee, thanks Moony, I've just had to tell James and now you're sending me out to tell Harry. My work is never finished." He said dramatically. - The Return of the Father, Chapter 11

"It was obvious that his euphoria from being beaten up by a girl had not yet dimmed" Crossing Paths, Chapter two, By: twilightstargazer

"People are pairing a dead guy who was in Azkaban for years with an OC? Not the craziest thing I've heard today..."-Amethystgirly

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Although one day, walking in on Black eating the face off some nameless (and soon to be faceless) blonde, I did rather embarrass myself. Having come round the corner on the seventh floor of the castle on one of the reflective walks that I often partook of, I came across the aforementioned couple kissing, and they so kindly interrupted their snogging fest to watch me turn red at the ears.

None of us said anything, they just stared at me, and feeling that something was needed, I proceeded to utter the ludicrous words; "As you were, men," and then continued on my way down the corridor.-The Line Between Love, Hate and Womanly Pride, By EllieBaby, chapter 12. Harry Potter.

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I don't think they {The Weasley Twins} wanted to be my friends, per se. They just wanted me to admit I knew them. Or perhaps they were bored, it could have been either really.

They didn't follow me, like Cedric had, but I don't think they really needed to. Unlike Cedric, they had the advantage of having every class but Arithmancy with me. Eight hours of uninterrupted class-time was plenty when it came to the imaginative minds of the Weasley Twins. By the time Friday rolled around, I'd had 19 magical notes passed, 33 frantic waves, 24 saved seats, and all within class hours.

I'd thought it before, but now I was sure. Karma hated me. - Chapter Four, Circus

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Story: "No," Sirius cuts in flatly, "I would literally rather eat my pants than date that bit-"

Me: Braccas meas vescimini

PERCY JACKSON.

"And surely you can afford better accomdations then a couch, Miss Dare. He's my son, not some wretch of low class minor god with limited talents like this one over here," Hades said with a frown, and Apollo exclaimed "Hey!" - Death's Dare

"Like they'd want to date me now. 'Just a kid from camp'? Lame," Nico said, glancing at Rachel. "Couldn't you have at least said I was your demigod bodygaurd of death? It sounds much more dangerous." - Death's Dare

Leo stepped forwards first. "Hit me up!" Mr. D looked as if Leo had just drooled on his shirt. "Gladly." Mr. D glanced at Chiron. "But I'm afraid I'll just get punished longer if I hit you." Swords and Wands - The Chamber of Secrets

*Speaking about the Percy Jackson movie in a movie review*

"At first I wasn't sure why I was getting so many requests for this one. With Eragon, it was obvious. That movie was terrible from start to finish. Percy Jackson on the other hand... well, it was just a mediocre action movie. It wasn't great, and it certainly made many missteps, but I didn't find it especially bad either."

"Then I read the book." *After five second pause* "I get it now. Boy do I get it now."

My mind suddenly jumped to my laptop. “Where's my bag?” I asked abruptly.

“Oh the one you had with you? Yeah, your laptop is smashed. But, I can get all the data off of it when we get back to camp. I assume it holds importance, seeing as you sharpied 'u are my life' on the bottom of it, and a whole paragraph about how you loved your laptop.” Leo smirked.

The five W's.

“The five W's – or at least I think that's five. Now, that is a good question. Where are we? On the road, through the new york country side. Why are you here? Because you're a demigod. What did we do with your stuff? It's in the back of the truck. How long have you been in Adira's car? Well, for as long as us. You passed out on the way to your housing, luckily Adira found the keycard in your pocket. Not a lot of stuff you had. Who am I? Well, I'm Leo, son of Hephaestus. That's Adira, a rather nice daughter of Ares – a rare breed inded.” Leo rattled off, remembering every question I asked with accuracy.

“You're pushing it Leo.” Adira growled from the drivers seat.

“Sorry Ms. All Powerful Daughter Of Ares Who We Should Worship.” Leo said, saying each word haltingly. Adira, keeping her eyes on the road used one hand and gave him a large push, which sent him sprawling against the window on his side.

BUMPER STICKER WORTHY

Slinky plus escalator = endless fun

Boy plus escalator = restraining order

Never put a sock in a toaster.

Forecast for tonight: darkness.

Yes, I'm weird. No, I don't care.

When in doubt, make up words!

Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

Don't mess with me, I've got a stick.

I'm not cynical. Everything just sucks.

We are all born mad. Some remain so.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

I have my moments, just never around you.

I respect your opinion. I just think it's stupid.

Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into things.

Be yourself. (Because everyone else is taken.)

I'll try being nicer when you try being smarter.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

When there's an awkward silence... "FOR NARNIA!"

I'm not random. I just have many bluebird waffles.

That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do, kill me?

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Random sayings in no particular order:

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

Anytime a guy replies with 'That's what she said' reply with, 'Not to you.'

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

You have the right to remain silent, so please just shut up.

Don't take life too seriously - You'll never get out of it alive.

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes.

I haven't lost my marbles, they're under my bed somewhere.

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

I do visit reality once in a while. Want to see my tourist visa?

Keep smiling –– it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Boys are like Slinky's . . . Useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs.

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a thumb drive somewhere.

They have sent us to this dungeon, more commonly known as school.

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

You laugh at me because I'm insane, I laugh cause you just figured that out.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

The difference between brilliance and stupidity, is that brilliance has its limits.

Whoever says "as easy as taking candy from a baby" has obviously never tried.

You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.

Whoever says that words never hurt has obviously never gotten hit by a dictionary.

Whoever says nothing is impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'? Congress? Thought so.

There's a fine line between sanity and insanity. I believe I crossed it several hundred miles back.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it.

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird.

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Ah... Medieval Times. When boys opened doors for girls instead of trampling them on their way out. Those were the good old days.

I'm the kind of girl who will spend half an hour arranging the quotes on her profile so they're in perfect order from largest to smallest.

I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Today, I thought about the phrase 'Revenge is sweet' and then thought about the phrase 'Revenge is a dish best served cold.' I have now come to the conclusion that revenge is just like ice cream.

The long quotes:

A quote lost to time in a rather shitty abandoned story of mine.

Was that your boyfriend?" Chris asks as we walk up the street. I sputter, "ahaha NO. A) I'm single and B) He's my cousin. Only one that lives relatively close, and the only cool one, because he taught me guitar and his wife is totally kick a*."

Chris immediately perks up. "You play?" "Yep. Can't sing for the life of me, but I can play. I do it when I get artists block." I said with a shrug. "I thought it was writers block."

"It is. But I draw and I write," I explained. "So you draw, you write, and you play. Is there anything you don't do?" He asks.

"Model. I couldn't model." I tell him. "Why not?" "That would be because my love affair with junk food would have to be curbed and that's never happening."

A LONG MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THIS QUOTE.

Dear Jeannie,

Why is everybody looking at me funny?
Sean, son of Jupiter

Dear Sean,

UH I DON'T KNOW! Maybe because you can fly. Maybe because you're Jason's half brother and you look nothing like him, maybe because you FLEW into the middle of the campfire, hugged me, and told me it was great to see me - oblivious to everyone's stares. And then when Travis asked who you were, you said with a completely straight face that you were Harry Potter, and he believed you and the Athena kids started cracking up and nobody else could understand why!

Jeannie, Daughter of Ares.

The 10 ways to know you're a real writer:

1. You get extremely grumpy and unpleasant if there is more than a 24-hour
break between the times that you're sitting at your computer writing.

2. You sometimes act out your story ideas by yourself.

3. If you don't have your own laptop, you are begging desperately for it.

4. You occasionally speak with adverbs such as 'wistfully' or 'reluctantly'.

5. You get super duper excited every time your fanfic gets a new review.

6. You have a really long profile.

7. You get goosebumps for planning out stories in your head.

8. If someone bugs you while you're writing, you either completely tune them
out or jump up and pounce on them until they leave.

9. You bring either your laptop or your notebook EVERYWHERE.

10. Your favorite sentence to hear from a person is "Can I read it" when they
are talking about your stories.

RP CONVERSATIONS.

Stripper names and Dragon sl*ts

Me: HI PI. DID YOU SEE MY FAVORITE POST OF ALL TIME.

Josh: I'M ALWAYS A S*LT FOR DRAGONS

Josh: Wait sh*t that came out wrong

Me: YUS JOSH YUSSSSSSSS

Blu: ...Okay Josh. Least you can make a parody of Dragon BallZ. that was so bad help me

Me: But only in Nevada because prostitution is legal there. (In some parts)

Josh: Id means Vegas

Me: Id means be a dragon prostitute in Vegas.

Pi: This forum is weird but I'm weird it's all good

Me: What Pi? Josh is just a dragon prostitute and I'm a stripper named Magic B*n*r

Pi: Makes sense.

Me: Glimmer is so cliche.

Truth.

Wilder: ID looks like a cyclops laughing. With it's eye shut.

Me: Thank you wilder, I take it you found my instagram.

Nico, LED's, and Will Solace.

Hailey tsked at Nico’s antics. “Just eliminate all shadows from his life. Make his shirt all LED’s or something. Or get one of your siblings to do some Apollo voodoo and make it sunny wherever he is!” Hailey suggested.

Will made a face, as if he were seriously considering the idea. “That’s not a bad idea actually. I might do that.”

X(LATER)X

Hailey raised an eyebrow. “Well don’t you sound enthusiastic???”

“I’m sorry Hail. It’s late, and I’m tired so excuse the lack of enthusiasm.”

“What did you do today that was so exhausting??” Hailey asked waggling her eyebrows.

Will rolled his eyes at her. “Must I answer this question? Because I’m pretty sure no matter how I word this it’s going to turn out bad for me.”

Hailey nodded. “Of COURSE you have to answer! Also if you don’t tell me I will compose a song with the name ‘Will hit dat ass’ and dance around camp singing it at the top of my lungs.”

He sighs, and then mumbles under his breath. “I was following Nico around again because he shadowtraveled all the way to New Rome today and I threatened to cover him in LED lights if he didnt stop.”

Hailey clutched her stomach laughing and ended up rolling off of Wills bed and onto the floor, tears in her eyes. “I’ll…. I’ll get the thread and needles,” she choked out.

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Cap and Fetch have the most awkward conversation ever.

Cap: Haha i'm not doing anything. I don't want her or any of the guys here to hate me. Plus cmon it'd all be a joke anyway.
Fetch: Sorry guys doing homework, I get to interview Percy Jackson, oh and Captn I think LL still needs time to get over me.
Cap: Ahah sure dude. You gotta admit though she is hot as hades fire! (yeah that was lame.)
Fetch: Can't argue there bro
LL: Hi...
Fetch: Oh hi LL um we where talking about a different L L
Me: ROTFLOL! This is so priceless! OMG. Also Fetch, you are a horrible liar
Shay: I leave for like 5 minutes and come back to this... you guys are so weird
LL: ...
Sunny: LMFAO. I just read what Captn said and that's when LL comes on! Right on time!!! Hi LL!!! LOL.
Cap: Sorry... it was fetch too!!
MM: I'm laughing so hard right now!
Fetch: Was not it was all you captn I was talking about a cute cat named LL
LL: Changing my picture right now- and i'm not that awkward sunny ahah

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*After there have been no posts on the forum for several hours*

Me: Whoa. SO MUCH seems to have gone down since I went to sleep, somebody fill me in!

Light: Wait what? I missed something?

Me: Just my sarcasm.

Shirou: Light, you really need to understand Id's sarcasm. Like when she goes to fly with wild pegasi.

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RP conversation between my good friends- Mr. Dry Apollo, Ms. Peabody, and The Sexy Pirate.

Koda @Will: I mean you need to have confidence like James, I mean he just came in and said hi to Allison and all the sudden they just start banging in his hut you could've had that action but no

James @ Koda/Will: Did I hear my name fellas?

Koda @James: What up bro yeah will is having lady troubles

James @ Koda: Lady troubles? Like, is he having periods or something? I don't carry tampons around mate.

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Nickname discussions :D

Blu: I'm Blu. Not bluh, blu with a long u.

Shirou: You can also call Blu "Bluey".

Me: Shirou, you do know Blu would probably destroy you if you called her Bluey.

Shirou: When has that ever stopped me before?

Blu: If you're going to be that way, your new name is now Cutie-patootie, Shirou.

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Discussion between MM and I.

MM: Ugh, I feel sick but my mom's making me eat dinner

Me: Been there, done that, got the shrink appointment. *Pats on the back* what doesn't kill you makes you wanna die. I'm not even making sense anymore.

MM: When have you ever made sense though

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Shay's Legacy.

Blu: *dying pig sounds*

MM: Why the dying pig sounds, Blu?

Shay: *dying emo noises*

Shay: WAIT WAIT OH MY GODS I MEANT *dying emu noises* OMG

MM: XD I'm crying oh my god. Dying emo noises

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Taylor swift sing-along

Blu: Yep, it's all Arlet's fault

MM: Oh my god Blu

Blu: LOOK AT THAT FACE

MM: WHAT FACE

Blu: YOU LOOK LIKE MY NEXT MISTAKE

MM: NO BLU DONT

Blu: LOVE'S A GAME

MM: NUU

Blu: WANNA PLAYYYYYY

MM: No I wanna RP

Blu: Sure!

Fetch: SO ITS GOING TO BE FOREVER OR GO DOWN IN FLAMES YOU CAN TELL ME WHEN ITS OVER IF THE HIGH WAS WORTH THE PAIN

Me: GOT A LONG LIST OF EX LOVERS

MM: WTF is happening

Blu: THEY'LL TELL YOU I'M INSANE

Me: BUT I'VE GOT A BLANK SPACE BABY

Blu: AND I'LL WRITE YOUR NAME

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Pi's RP withdrawl.

Me: (Wanna RP?)

Pi :(Yes, I'm going through roleplay withdrawal.)

Vivian@Alison: *taps buttons on her tablet furiously as "Team Walison" posters are put up around the Aphrodite and Apollo cabins*

skip a few posts*

Me: (You do know that Will died, right?)

Pi: (But Walison is forever!)

Pi: (See? Symptoms of my roleplay withdrawal.)

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Violet's psychology *cough PSYCHOlogy cough*

Violet asking about the person Abby is dating.

Violet@Abby: Do you like him???? What color is his hair? Does he have nice eyes? Good kisser? DETAILS.

Abby@Violet: Did you just ask me if I liked the person I'm dating?

Violet@Abby: IS THAT THE ONE YOU FOCUS ON ABIGAIL ROSE!

Abby@Violet: Uh, yeah. Yeah it is. Yes, I do like Ash, that's why I'm dating Ash.

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MM and Shay's too true conversation.

Chloe@Lani: Why did you leave such an interesting class?

Lani@Chloe: ... Tumblr.

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My evil shipping plans for Blurou. (Shirou and Blu)

Me: @Shirou/Bluey: Nooooow kiss!

Me: I JUST HAD A STORY IDEA I WILL BE BACK PROBS SHORTLY BUT MAYBE NOT TTYL ALEX WANTS TO BE AN ANNOYING BRITISH PRICK JUST MADE HER UP CIAO!

Blu: Sometimes I feel like destroying you is a lovely idea, Id, and then...you leave.

Shirou: Id, run. Now.

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Shay's too true words.

Me: Sorry, I was cuddling my dog and watching copious amounts of netflix lol.

Shay: My cat just stepped on my stomach thanks cat.

Me: Haha, my dog is slightly larger then a cat and much softer, she's like covered in hair that's from a hair commercial.

Shay: My cat is slightly larger than a cat

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Me trolling MM

MM: JJ seriously named her OC Nico.

Me: I do things solely to annoy you.

MM: What a great friend

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The truth of school, as told by Shay and Wolfie.

Shay: BUT I have to study for a test I need help.

Wolf: I might be able to help a bit

Shay: It's on the VERY INTERESTING CONCEPT OF WESTWARD EXPANSION ugh.

Wolf: Nope. I'm worthless to you

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Shady and Shadier.

Me: Yeah, probably wouldn't. I live in a 'quaint' neighborhood directly next to two neighborhoods, shady and shadier.

Blu: I'm going to practice saying "shady and shadier" in a dramatic voice whilst wiggling my eyebrows.

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Cat Puke-a-rainbow.

Apollo: Hey Id.

Me: Hey Apollo. As I say everytime you come on, I don't like cat puke-a-rainbow.

Blu: So, Nyan cat is cat poop-a-rainbow?

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Crazy Cat! From Goodwhich Psychiatric Hospital.

Me: Crazy cath! No, but I've seen him several times. He's probably not in highschool luckily, I've seen him on weekdays sooo.

Cat: I'm crazy now? Who knew alliteration could be so true...College student? Whew!

Me: I came up with a nickname for you! Crazy Cat! Do you like it, or should I change it?

Cat: I like it, but people might take it the wrong way, like thinking that it's a joke.

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Broken daughter of Apollo.

Cath: Calem: "BROKEN VIOLET" Cath: *Gasp* TAKE IT TO THE DEMETER CAMPERS! THEY KNOW HOW TO FIX VIOLETS!

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American Oxygen :D

Me: If you're going to watch a thunderstorm and listen to music, I recommend American Oxygen. They rather fit together.

Cap: lol American Oxygen opposed to what? regular O2?

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"I UNDERSTAND THE DUCKSSSS"-Jay

"What did I do MM? *innocent look as ducks slowly enter the background*" Jay

"What do you mean ID? *innocent duck faced look*"Jay

"No Id. I am the duck queen" Jay

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WE ALL KNOW SO IS REAL DON'T DENY IT YOU TWO.

SO: *hears Rose' call for him* I hear a Sugar Mama in distress! This looks like a job for-*stomach rumbles* Oh...gods *runs to the bathroom*)( Sup King! You were just about to miss me killin peeps

Wolf: SUGGA DADDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tackle hugs* Sugga Dadda back!

Blu: So much...sugar

Me: THis is wolf and SO's song

Blu: legitimately crying here, Id

Me: You set it up Blu.

Blu: WE NEED A SHIP NAME FOR WOLF AND SO

Blu: *innocent victim of Id's puns*

Me: Summer Original! IT SOUNDS LIKE A BAND NAME I AM THE SHIP QUEEN.

Wolf: Or the Original Summer... my emo sided brain likes the dramatic irony of that

Shay: THAT DOES OR REVERSE IT TO ORIGINAL SUMMER

SO: How did I know it was that song before I clicked on-*is tackle hugged*

SO: ...why are you giving us a ship name?

Me: Original, you do know what a Sugar Mama is right? Like, srsly we have to give you a ship name that's like a declaration of ITR

Blu: Because coupley vibes emanate from you two.

Me: LIKE YOU AND SHIROU!

Blu: no thank you Id I think the only thing Shirou would consider dating is Game of Thrones

SO: Lol yeah I know what a Sugar Mama is. Coupley vibes? O.o

Blu: uwu Coupley vibes

Wolf: *facepalm* It's a joke, Blu. He just wants to be on the farm so he can play with my ponies

Shirou: I'm not that obsessed...

Blu: ...is it just me or did that come out awkwardly

Me: *facepalm* Dude. Seriously, that's like a relationship staple since they're nicknames. And yeh, you act almost as coupley as Cap and I. And we are a couple.

Me: Which Wolf's comment or Shirou's cus those were both pretty damn awkward.

Blu: mostly Wolf's

Shay: definitely wolfs omg

Wolf: Gods... you people need help

SO: Yeah, I just gotta figure out how I am going to get my flat screen and CPU on the plane *scratches head* Moving in first, playing with your ponies second ;) ;) ;)

Shay: Wolf and original have a relationship staple apparently according to I'd

Blu: That, my dear friends, is called the proper use of a winky face

Wolf: See? We're totally normal. Orig, do you want top or bottom bunk for the bunk bed?

Shay: I am seriously considering putting this whole conversation on my profile which had like nothing omg

THE FAULT IN OUR RPS.

MM: GASP. ur really gonna make me start

Me: YES I AM MM IT MIGHT MAKE YOU ACTUALLY CORRECTLY NOT MAKE OUR RP GO DOWN IN FLAMES PARTIALLY MY FAULT BUT YOURS TOO THE FAULT IN OUR RPSSSS

Shay: "Okay?" "No." - The fault in our RPs

Me: The question is which one am I, the caring one or the awesome one.

Blu: legit The Fault in Our RP quotes:

"RP? RP."

"Some conversations are bigger than other conversations."

"I turn down an RP the way I sleep; I don't."

Me: YES YES YES.

I'm on an RP high that only goes up my friend.

MM: More like "RP? Sure bruh"

Shay: I became obsessed with rp the way you fall asleep. All at once.

Blu: "The forum is a wish-granting factory."

"That's the thing about new OC's. They demand to be RP'ed with."

Me: What a slut time zones are. They screw everybodies RPs.

Blu: "You made me a part of a story within the real world and I'm grateful."

MM: But which one of us dies, me or JJ?

Me: Killing characters does not change you, it reveals you.

"Some people think RPing is a thing of sin, but in truth it is a thing of freedom. And in freedom, most people find sin."

Maybe "RP" will be our "One Direction"

The Procrastination Champion.

MM: I got fooood

Apollo: Niiiice, sameeee

Me: I have a rootbeer float and I'm procrastinating homewooooooork.

Apollo: Procrastinating homework is my past time Id

MM: You're always procrastinating JJ

Me: I even procrastinate procrastinating.

Me: It's more like a sport for me apollo

Apollo: Oh, does your procrastinating coach give you an practice schedule?

Me: No, he's procrastinating on handing it out

Apollo: Ahh, I see, he's a true procrastinating champion

Me: He would be but he procrastinated getting to the procrastinating finals

The situation with my hair.

Me: Okay, back to RP!

Me: Also if anybody wonders what the heck I was doing for so long I twas detangling, combing, brushing, smoothing, and fishtailing my hair. Which can take up to an hour bcs thick hair probs. And it's so humid out my hair is the size of a tibetan mastiff

Josh: I am now picturing Id as a Pallas cat

Wolf: ... And somehow I could see it

Me: Pls b* I'd be the finest cat ever. Accurate description tbh, with blonde-ish hair.

The reason I love Demigod Power.

Cath: *Cough*JustaddedIdasaitomyMeatballHuntingfamily.*Cough*

Blu: "winged tumbleweed" nice

Me: OMG CATH THE HONOR LE GASP.

Me: We need some Idasai fan art

Blu: *draws a green scribble and adds the tumblr logo* bam, there you go.

Cath: That what I was thinking, Idasai! We really do!

Me: Who could we blackmail into making such fanart though...

Cath: We can find a way to blackmail Viria, the wicked dA pjo/hp artist

Me: She might not understand the full awesomeness of the idasai

Pi: I can make sort of okay fanart. Or I can make it good, but put way more effort and time into it.

Me: OMG YOU CAN I FORGOT PI PI PI DARLING.

Pi: What does an Idasai look like?

Me: Okay, let me get a full expo for you Pi.

Winged Tumbleweed - Idasai is trustworthy steed who is the Meatball Hunters' animal symbol. She's a predator that can kick Meatball-butt.

Cath: You should be an Idasaur. xD.

Me: I'm actually a rare breed of Idasai. It's a rare crossbreed where a lightbulb of sarcasm and awesomeness gives a pegasi a special hug :D

Cath: So Id...You're like a quarter caste: lightbulbs, pegasi, teddy bears and...um...Idsomeness?

Me: Cath, I'm a quarter lightbulb, pegasi, idsomeness and tumbleweed. Obviously.

An Idasai is me, I'm the last of my kind. I glow because I'm a quarter lightbulb, and my great pegasi wings are made of idsomeness. When I touch the ground tumbleweeds appear at my feet. (I'm not allowed to run through towns in Arizona anymore yelling HOT DOG IT'S A TUMBLEWEED, I'm banned sadly.

Pi: OHMIGOSH I ACTUALLY ALREADY STARTED DRAWING A WINGED TUMBLEWEED FOR BLU :-)

Blu: TOO BAD PI I ALREADY DREW A DANDELION WITH A TUMBLR SYMBOL ON IT HAH

Pi: Oh, so I add a pegasi head, wings, and lightbulb-y glow to a tumbleweed. I got it.

Pi: Why are we talking about dandelions and tumblr?

Alex: This is my favorite discussion ever

Blu: 'Cause she's a tumble-weed

Me: *Sighs* I love this forum.

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Footballlll

Today, a champion died. But 23 were born.

Pi: Was Raylene one of them? *shiny anime eyes* JK, I know she's not.

Blu: ...soccer much?

Shirou: Soccer much? SOCCER much?! FOOTBALL *raises katana* DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH!

Pi: SHHH BLU DON'T SAY THE S WORD IN FRONT OF SHIROU SAY THE F WORD INSTEAD

Blu: Please, man. I can call it whatever I want.

Shit got real.

Me: YES. IDK THO I CAN'T HAVE PEOPLE THINK I ACCIDENTALLY MISPELL THINGS. I MISSPELL THINGS FOR COMEDIC PORPOISES LIKE PUTTING DEFIANTLY INSTEAD OF DEFINITELY WHEN I'M TRYING TO P* OF A SPELLING NAZI BUT IT'S NOT THE SAME AS i-write-shakespearean-insults

Wilder: *cough*purposes*cough*

Me: YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT OF COMEDIC MISSPELLING.

Wilder: Also, it's p* off. You put p* of.

Me: Shush childs stop trying to be shay or I'll have to throw the book at you too.

Wilder: Children. Again. Of and off are the same thing?

Pi: To Id, anyway.

Wilder: O. K.

Me: Alrightyyyyyy *hefts algebra book*

Wilder: *hides behind sofa*

Wilder: Good luck throwing that book

Me: I may be weak but I'm not that weak! *Aims for the head*

Wilder: *hides in a bullet proof car and locks the doors*

Me: i'm coming for you. *grabs warhammer*

Wilder: *drives off* Sucker!!!

Wilder: Also that I in I'm needs to be capitalized.

Me: *Flies after him with kickass wings throwing alegbra books with Josh the Dragon s* riding a dragon shooting fireballs.* SUCKER!

Me: EDIT IT IF IT'S SO ANNOYING YOU GRELLING NAZI.

Wilder: *gets out of the car and turns into that robotic tyrannosaurus I mentioned yesterday* Whatcha gonna do now?

Me: FUS RO DAH. TAKE THAT MOFO

Wilder: *breathes fire everywhere* BLUE fire.

Me: NOT MY COLOR YOU BICICLETTA. *Throws fiendfire at him*

OC lines!

"Grazie! Violet Painter, extra special overly bubbly slightly psychotic daughter of Apollo!"

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Lex nudged Calem in the ribs with his elbow. "I think you need to lay off on thinking for a while, it makes the rest of us hate you."

Congratulations! You have survived the apocalypse known as my profile!