Hello, my name is of no importance to you and I am One Bright Light!

As you can probably see by my profile picture, I love sarcasm, which basically means I make cruel remarks which I don’t mean. I am also very cynical, which means I don’t like people. In the words of somebody who put this quote on the internet, “I used to be a people person, but people ruined it for me.”

If you have ended up on my profile, you have probably read one of my stories. And… I forgot where I was going with that train of thought.

Things you need to know about me:

- I am a teen, which means I get lots of mood swings.

- I don’t like Facebook, and don’t have an account.

- I am fluent in two languages: English and Sarcasm. Also, I am learning Fangirl and French.

- I love to read and write. (Okay, that one was kinda obvious.)

- I am a member of lots of fandoms. Hooray for fandom diversity!

- My favorite author is Rick Riordan.

- I have had my fair share of ‘people who didn't like me’, and I don’t like people who bully others.

- I went through a no-talking, apathetic, teacher’s pet phase, but that’s over now.

- I have music in my veins.

My fandoms:

Books: Percy Jackson/The Heroes of Olympus, Lockwood & Co., Maximum Ride, Ruby Red Trilogy, Keeper of the Lost Cities, Warriors (Warrior Cats), Inheritance Cycle, and… yeah, that’s probably not it, but that’s all I can think of for now.

Movies: I generally tend to check out the fandom of every movie I see (which isn’t a lot), but I don’t really have any movie fandoms. I’m content to talk about any movie as long as I’ve seen it.

TV shows: I am sadly obsessed with Sherlock. *hides face* He’s cool!

Anime/Manga: Attack on Titan, more to follow :)

Me about Percy Jackson:

It’s a dam good book, full of characters who do crazy schist to get out of even crazier situations.

And it’s great. It acknowledges everybody, and it teaches life lessons while being sarcastic and cheesy and just about every other adjective that you can think of (except the derogatory ones).

(SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER)

Also, SOLANGELO 4 LIFE!

Me about Attack on Titan:

Shit gets real.

And shit get deep.

REAL FUCKING DEEP.

(Oh look, I just made a bad pun…)

I am up to date on the anime (so, episode 25) and I ship all canon pairings, even the one that has Levi in it. I know what you’re going to say, but I don’t care if canon contradicts it. IT LIVES ON IN MY HEART. Also, kind of ArminxAnnie.

I am currently reading the manga.

Me about Lockwood & Co.:

They’re a bunch of hypocritical badasses who fight ghosts with explosive things and silver rapiers at night in London.

Enough said, you’ve got to read it. The fandom needs more!

My Attitude to Life:

Sarcasm.

Also, sometimes, painful bluntness.

If somebody talks to you (and is trying to annoy you), just stare at them without an expression for a while (under ten seconds is usually enough to get them to back up) and then bring out your witty comeback.

My Attitude to Flames:

[We apologise for any inconvenience; this section of the profile has been removed due to an unnecessarily long paragraph full of profanity, long words and useless BS… The author exhausted herself over the keyboard trying to find words to describe how incredibly… wait, this isn’t what this announcement is for… Lost my train of thought… Argh, gimme a minute… Dam, I can’t find my script… Wait, why are you still reading this? If you are still reading this, then too bad for you, the paragraph was just a useless rant about nothing and I have wasted about a minute of your life. Oh well, better luck next time.]

Carmen Winstead was a young girl who died when she was pushed down the sewer by five girls she thought were her friends.

Carmen was 17 years old when her parents decided to move to Indiana. Her father had lost his job and the only way he could find new employment was by moving to a new state. The relocation caused a lot of problems for Carmen. She had to leave her friends behind and attend a whole new school in Indiana. Carmen had a hard time making friends when she changed schools. It was the middle of the school year and most of the students had no interest in befriending the new girl. Initially, she spent many days alone, walking from class to class without speaking to anyone, but she eventually started hanging around with a group of five other girls. Carmen thought these girls were her friends, but it wasn’t long before she discovered that they had been talking about her behind her back and spreading vile rumors.

When she confronted them, the girls turned on her and began bullying her every day, making her life a misery. They started out calling her names, but then the bullying got much worse. One day, she left her school books in the classroom at break time. When she returned, she found someone had taken a sharpie and written dirty words all over her books. Another day, she opened her bag and discovered someone had poured yoghurt all over the insides. Sometimes, she would come to school and find her locker had been vandalized. The final straw came when she put on her coat at recess and found that someone had stuffed dog poop in her pockets.

There and then, Carmen decided that she couldn’t take the bullying any longer. She planned to stay behind, that evening, after school, and tell her teacher what had been happening. Unfortunately, her decision came too late to save her life.

After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poor girl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole.

They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!"

All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom.

The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girls lied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Dead Wrong.

Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure.

A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loud noise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains.

Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off.

They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe her story. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whether it’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off.

So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this, saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

They hurt her...

Time for those awfully tedious copy-and-paste thingamajigs that everybody puts on their profiles just because…

If you're a Christian and not afraid to say so, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you’re against Animal Abuse, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself (a lot), copy and paste this onto your profile.

98% OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD… REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2% WHO WILL.

P.S.: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

If you are fine with people being from another religion, being gay/lesbian/bi/trans etc. despite being a Christian, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book/movie and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love sarcasm, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever make references to your favorite book/movie in conversation/homework/chats and then laugh your head off while everybody else stands there, not understanding, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want more PJO Frazel stories and SOLANGELO stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want more Lockwood & Co. stories in general, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are insane, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are completely insane, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that girls are equal to better than boys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished that dragons exist in our universe, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished that demigods exist in our universe, copy and paste this onto your profile.

It is a proven fact that being around sarcastic people makes you more creative. If you have made lots of people around you more creative, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books/movies, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book/movie and join the adventure, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Annabeth/Hazel/Thalia could take down the strongest person in your school with just her bare hands, copy and paste this onto your profile.

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile!

Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree.

The boys don’t want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.

When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache

When you open it, he collapses.

When he sees you reading it, he faints.

When he sees you living it, he flees.

And just when you’re about to repost this, he will try and discourage you.

I just defeated him.

Be insane - well behaved people never made history.

"Immature" is just a word used by people who don't know how to have fun.

Never annoy a writer. They may put you in a book and kill you. BE WARNED!

Just because somebody has wings, it doesn’t mean they’re an angel.

And so, we come to the end of my profile. Yes, it’s short. Yes, it’s not very informative. But then again, if it was informative, people might find out who I am and I have no intention of letting that happen.

whispers* I is a ninja…

So, have a nice day and don’t forget to be sarcastic!

Eat well, stay fit, and don’t take life so seriously. Nobody ever gets out alive anyway.