Chiron wheeled over to Percy. "Percy, you..."

percy looked at him with BIG MEATY EYEBALLS. "Yes Chiron?"

chiron said "u have lost all chill"

percy looked at his hands in anguish. What has he become

[lien break lolololol xdddd get rekt]

Nico looked around, and proceeded to rip off his pants revealing fifty rabid honey badgers. "My time has come," he whispered.

the honey badgers frenzied and ate snake dudes hands. Only his hands, what kind of sickos are those badgers. Cruel motherfuckers.

nico proceeded to leave the crime scene with his trusted honey badger partner Georgia. But Georgia held FEELINGS for nico, which could not be requited because he's fucking gay. Get your mind straight Georgia he isn't into you.

and so our heroes journey ended but not long before getting to what really matters to this story. Which is the hot choclety smut that isn't smut because I'm not that mature jfc guys I'm 14

nico ran his tongue along the textured surface, moaning softly before biting down. man, this waffle was delicious. If only it was a litter saltier to match his personality.

the end