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Poll: What is your favorite bleach pairing? answer and i will try to write a story of the most popular. Vote Now!

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Joined 06-01-13, id: 4761492, Profile Updated: 09-30-13

Author has written 7 stories for Bleach, and Slender.

I will most likely only ever write Bleach fanfics... don't judge...

Ulquiorra killed Aizen... WITH GLASSES!!!!!!!!!!!

You might see alot of crap on people's profiles but who cares. here is some more!!!!!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a come for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the girl who loves her best friend but is afriad to let her know it.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the mother who shielded her daughter from all the htu when she confessed to her father and I that she was lesbian.

I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

I am the highschool student too confused by other people to know my own heart.

REPOST IF YOU THINK HOMOPHOBICS ARE WRONG!!!!

40 Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts.

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after my lucky charms

2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.

3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball

14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!"

15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak

19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

20) I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.

21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

22) I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.

24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom

25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.

26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.

27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife

32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.

33) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.

34) It is a bad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously

35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell

36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.

38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.

39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time".

16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

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This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

This one is from Sapphirepaw

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you

If you cried while you read this, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle,

If you almost cryed while you read thiscopy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle, Silverdiamond23, Peridot Tears, Sapphire09, Maximum Potter, Akumu the Starchiha,

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Will you slow down, i'm scared.

Guy: No way, this is fun.

Girl: No it's not, please slow down, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now will you please, slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug

She gave him a great big hug

Guy: Can you please take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure.

Two people
were in the crash, but only one survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the
breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she
loves him one last time.

Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he
would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, PASTE THIS

If you truly believe that the Naruto characters live in another universe, PASTE THIS

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, PASTE THIS

If you believe that Kakashi's book is actually an instruction manual that teaches him how to rape teenage boys from Naruto, PASTE THIS

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PASTE THIS

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, PASTE THIS

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, PASTE THIS

If you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it and you don't have to be gay to do so. I'm not, but I will stand up against anyone who has a problem with homosexuality, PASTE THIS

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, PASTE THIS

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, PASTE THIS

If you believe Hidan will return, PASTE THIS

If you want to see Sakura end up dead at the end of the Naruto series, PASTE THIS

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, PASTE THIS

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, WolfofDoom, MonkHerrick

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this into your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off. By order of Flame user Laurena

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. By order of Flame User Laurena

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, AzarathianWarrior, Wolfofdoom, MonkHerrick, K.D. Ownz

Ninety percent of the human race is shallow and simple minded. If you think it's not a mere coincidence that the same amount of people are NaruSaku haters, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, Sanoon, Lord Cargyle, Silverlycan, FamilyRose, Kirallie,witheringroots

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your rear off.

Friends or best friends

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents Mr. Mrs. and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMPS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very emberassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through highschool /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"drink the rest of that, you know we dont waste

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this shit

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

If you fall for it, please put it on your profile as well! It's very funny, seening as how I fell for it too.

8 percent of teenagers do or had tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy paste this in your profile

If you have ever had a laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet/foot, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

Random sentances: I kissed a drunk because i'm sexy like that. I raped a puppet because i'm innocent.

If you are a fangirl of any villain, copy and paste this into your profile! [for some reason I love villians...I think its cause I can relate to them on some level...we all have a sad story of angst]

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. [I'm graduating this year {2012 Lawl} so I'll have spent all my life in school then have a few months to live freely and them spontaniously combust likle everyone else...what fun.]

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.[ I found my twin!!! I'm not alone after all! there's someone out there just as crazy as I am.]

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. [...amoung other things...Tee Hee...]

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. [just not when I have to walk somewhere important..]

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.[I feel dumb when this happens...]

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile (Every single one of them...)

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you think tat those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... copy and paste this on your profile.

If you forget how to open a door, sopy and paste this to your profile.

If you often get attacked by plot bunnies, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Aizen is a sexy, evil bast-ard, copy and paste this 2 ur profile!

The must knows in the hentai/yaoi/yuri world:

1. Yaoi is guy on guy.

2. Yuri is girl on girl.

3. Hentai is your normal pairing.

4. Seme is 'top' and Uke is 'bottom'.

5. Just because you read it doesn't mean your gay/lesbian. (No offense!!!)

6. Doujinshi is done by professional artists, and they can be yaoi, yuri, or hentai!

7. They are almost impossible to find to read for free! (Believe me, i've looked!)

8. If you already know this crap, why the hell are you reading it?

9. Seriously, get over it!

10. Here's an idea; Copy and paste this to your profile so that someone else can read it!

About 70 percent of girls in the world are Yaoi fans. If you're part of that 70 percent, then paste this in your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.

If you know Weird Al Yankovich's 'Polkamon' by heart, copy and paste this to your profile!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

You know you're obsessed with anime when...

1. You own a shiny, metal object of doom.

2. You and your friends have anime nicknames.

3. You know your favorite character’s birthday; favorite color food and animal, blood type, and you cant even remember your sibling’s birthday. [...I dare not think I could remember...there's so many favorites..]

4. You are in multiple anime fan clubs (or own some!).

5. You almost die if you miss an episode of your favorite anime, or can't buy the newest manga. [ every time I miss an update or if my manga isn't updated every week I go through withdrawls...its not a pretty sight...]

6. Your friend shows you their manga collection and you drool all over there carpet. [but now I have more than them so I must put a towel in fromt of my bookcase...]

7. You have dressed up as you favorite character on Halloween, or just for fun! [...HELL yeah!!! we spent the day in a forest pretending to kill holows!! We even had swods!...]

8. You have a picture of your favorite character in your wallet or purse.

9. You prefer guys with long silver hair and swords. [...Sesshomaru...sexy sexy...but wait...Ichigo...ooohhhhh.. joygasm.]

10. You write a story about your favorite character for English class. [It was a near thing...]

11. You have pictures of anime all over you walls. [I have Bleach posters but they arn't up yet...still need sticky tack...]

12. You have a dream in Japanese and you don’t even understand it.

13. You want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will.

14. Your knowledge of Japanese only extends to "hello" and "I will kill you". [ plus some swear words...yeah lots of those, just don't tell my grad class...they will be mad..]

15. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs. [Only cause I like to read them and watch at the same time ]

16. You use Japanese when in a conversation with any random person, and don’t realize you did until you see them looking at you funny.

17. You can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own. [Fuck Yeah!!! I do this at the top of my lungs too...]

18. You accidentally call a very unintelligent person Kuwabara by mistake. (No, but I've called plenty of people Baka before...)

19. You wear a pink jewel around your neck and call it the shikon jewel.

20. You waist countless amounts of hair gel trying to that "Goku" look.

21. (If you speak English) when English becomes your second language.

22. You name (or plan to name) your children after anime characters.

23.You buy shuriken or kunai.

24. You speak in subtitles.

25. You prefer anime over real life. (...no comment...don't tell my mother...)

26. You begin to think that blue or pink is a natural hair color. (Orange too...]

27.You continually buy and eat ramen, even if you don’t like it that much.

28. You suddenly decide to study a random martial art. [...I'm a green belt in Tae Kwon Do...]

29. You cosplay daily. (too much effort... but I daily daydream about sexy time with Grimm/Ichig and other Slash couplings...]

30. You end up having 'really good' dreams with your fave anime characters.( *orgasm* who dosn't?)

31: (at request of a friend) You have sucessfully pulled your grandparents into anime and they share a birthday with their fave character.

Here's a random tip...to get ride of door to door christians...when they come to your door, turn on you 'evil-est' music..Skilet in my case.. and get a sharpie and write 666 to your forehead. Then calmly open the door...reactions may very.

This is Me:

I’m not stupid, I just lack common sense

I’m not a poser; I just like all kinds of clothes

I’m not miss popularity; I just have a lot of friends

I don’t like my boyfriend, I love him

I don’t ignore you; I just don’t give a shit

I’m not a bitch, I’m just honest

I’m not mean, you’re just weak

I’m not insecure, I just don’t trust people

Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
1 : Become a writer (done in a way!)
2 : become known for writting fanfics
3 : become a yaoi fan (done!)

Three Physical Things You Like About Yourself:
1 :hair
2 : legs
3 : eyes

Three Parts Of Your Heritage:
1 : dutch
2 : silver blue eyes
3 : known to be artistic/writers

Three Things That Scare You:
1 : arachnophobia (spiders)
2 : my fear of my allergies to pollon
3 : being not artistic in drawing

Three Of Your Everyday Essentials:
1 : Music
2 : writing
3 : family/fb

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1 : hair tie
2 : braclwt
3 : dress

Three Of Your Favorite Bands/Musical Artists:
1 : Miley Cyrus (before hoe-bagness)
2 : Ed Sheeran
3 : Katy Perry

Three Of Your Favorite Songs:
1 : Hot and Cold
2 : Lego House
3 : The climb

Three Things You Want In A Relationship :
1 : Love

2 : to be respected for who i am
3 : protected and to be protect

Two Truths And A Lie:
1 : I love ichiishi
2 : i love byaren
3 : I am a male

Three Physical Things About The Preferred Sex That Appeal To You:
1 : Eyes
2 : Personality
3 : lips

Three Of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1 : swimming
2 : Writing
3 : hanging with friends and family

Three Careers You're Considering/You've Considered:
1 : writing
2 : social worker
3 : cooking

Three Places You Want To Go On Vacation:
1 : Japan
2 : holland
3 : britain

Three Names You Like:
1 : Yamichi
2 : Rosie
3 : Sofia

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Boy:
1 : my eyes are deadly when angry
2 : my sense of humor
3 : my brother's friends are mine too

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Girl:
1 : I love purple
2 : I wear skirts
3 : I humm when i write, i squeal like a girl, like to write alot of oc females in rp

add your name here with the others:

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

please help the bunny take over the world by copying him into your profile. Look, it's a different bunny from the other one, okay?! It was cute.

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(O.o)
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Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.) Another different bunny. I like cookies.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you ran down an "Up" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile.

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If one of your hobbies is going back over a hopelessly sidetracked conversation to try to figure out what started it, you, like me, have no life. If so, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

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（ﾟ､｡７
l、ヽ
じしf ,)ノ

I SUPPORT THE KITTY Copy the kitty onto your profile. She wants to rule the world! She's so innocent, except when she has someone whacked.

I enjoy smashing the fourth wall on a regular basis. Such as when I hug my favorite anime characters when they're being kawaii and/or beat the hell out of/scream at them when they do something stupid. If you enjoy smashing the fourth wall, copy this, paste it into your profile, and add your name. AlukaKaiserin (i yelled at Zane for TWO HOURS when i watched episode 163, and i just HAD to hug him when i saw him when he was nine. Squee time!), Kisuke's wolf (smexy as he may be even Urahara has his stupid moments) UryuisHot (three letters, 272)

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile, dammit!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling (or parents for that matter), copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

98 percent of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

You know when you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...

9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile, add your name, and say what it is in parentheses. Kaiseress (ZANE TRUESDALE!), AlukaKaiserin (i know i'm the same person as Kaiseress, and i still say Kaiser!!), Kisuke's Wolf(Kisuke Urahara...I WANNA BE HUG THE REAL HIM NOT JUST A PLUSHIE)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read fics of shippings/pairings you don't support/hate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.

if you and your friends are the weirdest people in any world out there, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know when you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...

9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read fics of shippings/pairings you don't support/hate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.

if you and your friends are the weirdest people in any world out there, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS

-If you think Tellytubbies are evil brainwashing nasties and want to take over the world, put this in your profile

Yaoi is yummy, yummy is good, therefore Yaoi is good!! if you agree add this to you profile

If you would love someone because of their personality but not because of their looks, put this in your profile.

-If you've ever had a spazz attack, put this in your profile.

If you think furbies are evil mind controlling igits waiting to take over the world paste this in your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

IF YOU LIKE TALKING IN CAPITALS SOMETIMES FOR NO REASON, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE. YAAAAAAY!!

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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(='.'=) Bunny!
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FOR ALL THOSE WHO ADMIT TO BEING WEIRD AND ARE PROUD OF IT, COPY AND PASTE THE RABBIT ONTO YOUR PROFILES! ALL HAIL THOSE WHO ARE PROUD TO BE DIFFERENT!

Number your 12 fave anime characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Uryu
2. Toshiro
3. Tatski
4. Ikkaku
5. Aizen
6. Hanataro
7. Isshin
8. Urahara
9. Orihime
10. Ichigo
11. Yumichika
12. Byakuya

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
No

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Omg baldness hot.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I didn't know that was possible

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Yes!

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
No

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

5/10 not too sure why though

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? :3

OH DEAR GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE POOR BOY BYAKUYA?

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Tatski is apsolutly impossible not to love.Or at least in Ichigo's personal opinion. One shot.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Not sure, maybe I should try

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Byakuya drowns

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Ikkaku has gotten fed up with girls so he rapes Uryu o.O

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I certainly hope not

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Not that I know of

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Nope

15) What might seven scream at a moment of great passion? :3

YOUR DADDY NOW!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Pretty Fly For a White Guy

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

You will shit a brick wall complete with the graphite.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Wanna go to my place tonight, I have AC

19) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Today

20) What is Six's super-secret kink?
o.O

21) Would Eleven get in bed with Nine? Drunk or sober?

Sober

22) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

HOLY SHITTING BRICKS, but Isshin

23) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve,then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three."

Fucked up

What title would you give this fic?
"To Yaoi or not to Yaoi"

24) Name three of your friends who might read it.

ALL OFF EM

25)Name one person who should write it.

timbercat133

26) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

WTF!!!!

You know you're obsessed with arrancar when...

1. You have the basic information about each Arrancar memorized.

2. You have the advanced information about each Arrancar memorized.

3. You make your friends and family memorize this information as well, even if they don't read/watch Bleach.

4. You have preferences for the spelling of certain Arrancar's names, i.e. Nnoitra vs. Noitora, Szayel Aporro vs. Zaeraporro, Ilforte vs. Ylfordt, etc.

5. You will fight to the death to defend these preferences.

6. You're dying to find out what Ulquiorra's release is.

7. You have an Arrancar OC of yourself.

8. You try to give yourself a Hollow hole and somehow manage not to kill yourself in the process.

9. You're convinced that Halibel is a lesbian because she has all the sexy Arrancar guys right there with her and won't even look at them.

10. You cosplay an Arrancar character.

11. You've watched the Panthera Grimmjow vs. Vizard Ichigo fight scene at least 100 times, set to at least 100 songs.

12. You find you don't really care about the non-Arrancar characters anymore.

13. On Facebook, your religious beliefs are described as "Aizenism"

14. Your favorite Arrancar's number has a special significance to you.

15. You want to go to Hueco Mundo when you die.

16. You want to go to Hueco Mundo BEFORE you die.

17. You get into a serious argument over whether to refer to him as Szayel, or Szayel Aporro.

18. You refer to anything you dislike as trash.

19. You have most (if not all!) of the "Arrancar Encyclopedia" segments on your iPod/PSP.

20. You have all of the Bleach Beat Collection: Third Session songs on your iPod, even those goddamn annoying ones for Nel Tu.

21. You tell others not to bother watching up to episode 112.

22. You can spell Aaroniero's full name correctly.

23. You got mad at episode 136 for making Ulquiorra look weak.

24. You're thankful for episode 137 showing that that wasn't really Ulquiorra.

25. You have no shortage of spoon jokes.

26. You think "Grimmjow Can't Speak Japanese" is the single funniest video on the whole of Youtube.

27. You cast the Arrancar characters in another one of your favorite animes.

28. ...scratch that, you don't HAVE any other favorite animes.

29. You think Wonderweiss is profoundly autistic.

30. You accidentally a whole chapter.

31. You're far more open to transsexuality than the average person, but you don't know any transsexuals in real life.

32. You suspect Grimmjow of being a furry.

33. Your new middle name is Aporro.

34. You can only get off to Arrancar hentai.

35. You come up with an Arrancar-related mnemonic device to help you remember something for school. (i.e. Nitrogen = 5 valence electrons, Nnoitra = 5th Espada)

36. In at least one of your Deviantart journal entries, you've put "My fraccion" under "Eating"

37. You're telling a friend about something cool you saw and try to pull out your left eye to show it to them, momentarily forgetting that you're not Ulquiorra.

38. You get mad when you realize that you're not Ulquiorra.

39. You think they are all cooler than... CHUCK NORRIS.

40. You find yourself having to extensively explain a lot of what you say to your family members and close friends who don't watch Bleach.

41. You dream of someday cosplaying release Szayel (Fornicarias).

42. You know that Fornicarias means "to fornicate" for a reason. =P

43. Your peers know you as "that obsessed Arrancar fan"

44. You would save Lilinette from Pedobear.

45. You think Stark could possibly be the love child of Pedobear and Shikamaru from Naruto.

46. You make a fake Myspace or Facebook page as your favorite Arrancar.

47. You use your favorite Arrancar's last name instead of your own on Facebook.

48. You get REALLY offended when people compare them to the Akatsuki.

49. Instead of Spiderman and Batman, or random "tough guys" from your school, you ask people whether they think Grimmjow or Ulquiorra would win in a fight.

50. You get your favorite Arrancar's number tattooed in the exact same spot where they have theirs.

51. At first you thought Nnoitra was scary-looking, then you thought he was an asshole, now you think he's totally badass and kinda hot.

52. You think the Vizards are the real bad guys.

53. You get mad seeing Szayel made out to be totally flaming.

54. ...but that doesn't mean you don't think he looks good in a dress.

55. You no longer think science nerds are weird and gross. (But instead find them sexylicious)

56. You get into a fight and try to stab your rival in the chest with your hand, again forgetting that you're not Ulquiorra.

57. Your life's goal is bodily regeneration.

58. You find yourself strangely attracted to short emo guys with pale skin and weird eyebrows.

59. You make a list of ways to tell if you're obsessed with the Arrancar.

60. You send it to all your Arrancar-obsessed friends

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

Make A Sentence:
Pick the month you were born on...

1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)-I robbed
7 (July) -I kissed
8 (Aug) -I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - i hugged
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 -a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 -the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 -a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 -yo momma
24 - a Mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - a condom
27 - a gangsta
28 - Paris Hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 -my lover

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - because im sexy like that
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because I smoke crack
Turquoise- because im good in bed
brown- because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because im gay
Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs
Other - because im retarded
Green -because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because i still love him
RED- because the gummy bears made me
blue - because i like shoelaces
Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver
graphic- because I am crazy like that
none- because i have a killer six pack!!

Make A Sentence 2
Pick the month you were born on...

1(Jan) - I was raped by
2 (Feb) - I divorced
3 (Mar) - I scared
4 (Apr) - I whipped
5 (May) - I abducted
6 (June) - I crushed
7 (July) - I raped
8 (Aug) - I married
9 (Sept) - I screamed at
10 (Oct) - I stripped
11 (Nov) - I pushed
12 (Dec) - I ran in to

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - my maths teacher
02 - my boyfriend
03 - a Aizen
04 - a paint brush
05 - a drunken chicken
06 - Winnie the Pooh
07 - a mars bar
08 - Sonic the hedgehog
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a washing machine
13 - Ichigo
14 - a puppet
15 - a crack head
16 - the cookie monster
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - a tuducken
20 - Grimmjow
21 - a hostess
22 - Cinderella
23 - a wardrobe
24 - Ulquiorra
25 - Renji
26 - a condom
27 - an emo
28 - Dumbo
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - a flip flop
31 - a roller coaster

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - because I’m innocent
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because I smoke crack
Turquoise- because I a needed a good fuck
brown- because I felt like it
Polka Dots - because I see spots
Purple - because I have cravings
Grey - because I sneezed
Other - because it’s in the bible
Green -because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because I grew a beard
RED- because the gummy bears made me
blue - because I like cheese
Tye dye- because I like rainbows
graphic- because I am pervert
none- because I’m hairy

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
I say BLEACH

You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM

Copy and paste if you are proud to go against the grain.