A/N: I have no idea what possesed me to write this song parady. I think it's what you call crackish nonsense...but feel free to sing along! No flames please.

Renji the Red-Haired Lieutenant

You know Rangiku and Nemu,
And Yahchiru, Nanoa,
Momo and Isane,
And Kira, Hisagi, and Kaien
But do you recall
The most famous Vice Captain of all?

Renji the red-haired Lieutenant
Had some very red hair
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glowed

All of the other Lieutenants
Used to laugh and call him names (like Rudolph)
They never let poor Renji
Join in any drinking games

Then during the Las Noche arc,
Ichigo came to say,
"Renji with your hair so bright
Won't you guide us through the tunnel tonight?"

How Nel Tu and her Hollow companions loved him
As they shouted out with glee (yippee!)
"Renji the red-hai red Lieutenant
You'll go down in history!"