A/N:

It's time for my first story, on my new account. Fabulous!

I USED TO BE KNOWN AS CATS GO MEOW! Do not attempt to tell me I stole the story, because I did not.

This is just the first chapter of my story I had before, called "Inside the Sick Mind of Yuki Sohma". As you would have imagined, I didn't save it, so I had to re write it. It'll be different, for that obvious reason, but I'll try and keep it the same.

Warnings: Language and OOC.

Disclaimer: Whaddaya you think? My name isn't Natsuki Takaya, is it?

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Today, Tohru did a dance.

Not to self: Do not dance with Tohru at the prom.

"Look Yuki at my dance! Isn't it great?"

"No."

"Look, I can twirl- Ahhh!"

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Why didn't the fall kill her?

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Shigure is so damn fine. Why does Akito get all the sexy ones?

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"Akito! I wish to borrow Kureno and Shigure for the day!"

"Never! I challenge yee to an angsty showdown!"

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So, we did the angst showdown, with the angsty stares and stuff. Hatori was the judge.

He's damn fine too.

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I wish I was sick like Akito, so Hatori could wash me in the bath… touch my body… make me scream…

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"Yuki?"

"…"

"Your thinking outloud…"

"…Dammit"

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I saw Akito again.

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"I challenge you to an angst showdown!"

"No thanks"

"Okay then. Wanna go eat some cheese?"

"…"

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Akito has a cheese fetish.

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Harder Shigure, harder!

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"Yuki…"

"Yes?"

"Your… thinking out loud again"

"…Dammit"

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I kicked Kyo's ass today. Man it's sexy.

I wonder what he looks like in the shower.

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"Yuki…?"

"WHAT?"

"Your umm… thinking outloud"

"Shutup, Kyo!"

"…Your scaring me"

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Kyo, Shigure, Hatori and Kureno and damn fine. Tohru is ugly.

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HARDER KYO, SHIGURE, HATORI AND KURENO, HARDER!

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Man… a fivesome. Is there such a thing?

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I heard Kisa blew up the school.

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I heard- OH MY AKITO!

Oh. My. Akito.

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I found Kisa in my bed.

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"Get out of my bed Kisa! Either that, or give me a blow job!"

"…Yes Yuki…"

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Harder Kisa, harder!

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"Yuki, your.."

"THINKING OUT LOUD AGAIN?"

"No, your masturbating in the bus mall"

"…I did that on purpose"

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Dammit! Why does Akito get all the sexy guys?

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"Yuki, your umm…"

"What?"

"Thinking out loud again"

"WHAT! IS EVERYONE JUST TRYING TO BE A HATORI IMPERSONATOR?"

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"Hello. I am Hatori. Yuki is thinking outloud"

I can't do it. Damn you all.

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I said harder, Kisa!

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I bird just crapped on my foot.

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A/N:

I hope it's kinda like the first one. I know it's sort of different. If I get the urge, I might try and re write "Gone Girl" or something like that. Maybe all of my stories will be re written. I just need time.

Thanks for reading.

Review, if you will.