I DON'T OWN BLEACH, FINAL FANTASY VII OR ANY CHARCTERS. JUST MY OC AND MY STORY PLOT.

Motto of the day: Twinkies. Now with a hundred percent crack!

Note: Did anyone here about the guy who robbed a bank and then blamed it on the Twinkies? YEAH. GOOGLE THAT SHIT!

URYU PUT DRUGS IN MY TWINKIE

SPECIAL.

FINAL FANTASY VII

STARTING:

URYU ISHIDA AND YUZUKI CROSS

CO-STARRING:

RENO

SPECIAL THANKS TO YOU READERS WHO ARE READING THIS DESPITE MY LACK OF UPDATING FOR THE PAST YEAR!

YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME.

Yuzuki: See? I kinda like the new title...

Reno: Eh, I don't think they care, yo. You've abandoned them, man.

Yuzuki: I did no such thing...I just...you know...lost my drugs...

Uryu: DRUGS?

Yuzuki: Well, not drugs! Just you know, my omph! You know...

Reno: I think you lost more than that...

Cloud: I think all of you lost it...

Reno: Hey, buddy, you decided to watch the show?

Cloud: No. -leaves-

Uryu: You should really leave your door locked.

Yuzuki: It was locked. o.O

Yuzuki's dad: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE FRONT DOOR! YUZUKI!

Yuzuki: I hate you guys.

It was quiet all around the building of ShinRa. To quiet for our red-head Reno. Boredom struck him, easliy.

He began to spin in his chair, but it made him dizzy, so he stood up which was a bad idea. He lost his balance, thus falling onto the floor.

"I hate my life." He stated, standing up to his feet. "There ain't nothing to do, yo!"

Until the door opened.

"Yo, Reno!" It was Yuzuki. A child like prankster girl with a perky personality, she made friends so easliy...it was kind of scary. She had short black hair and vibrant green eyes.

"Oh, what are you doing here, missy?" He asked, crossing his arms with a smirk on his face.

"I just wanted to see my favorite red-head!" She smiled, flashing him a thumbs up.

"Riiiighttt...what do you really want? I'm broke, yo." Reno pulled his pockets out, showing he certianly was broke.

"I brought some treats!" She held up a Spider-Man lunch pail.

"Ohhhh, other-worldly treats?" Reno found this interesting, also the possible cure for his boredom.

"Yeah, my friend gave them to me!" She smiled, opening the lunch pail on his desk.

"Friend? Or your boyfriend?" The red-head teased, handling one of the treats in his palm.

"Speaking of friends, I need to go see Cloud!" She remembered. "I was supposed to help him with errands this week! I forgot!" She packed up her lunch pail, waving to Reno a goodbye, leaving him alone and bored with a...

"What is this thing called?" He asked himself, checking the package.

"...Twinkie."

He shrugged tearing it open. I was soft like a puff of cloud, so he bit into it, the creamy middle filling wrapping onto his tongue.

He made a satisfied noise as he swallowed, "Not bad. Not bad."

But little did he know...that the secruity camera was being viewed by some unlikely people...

Rufus Shinra sat back in his chair, growing bored of watching the television screen.

"Is this it? I'm not going to sit here and watch him eat." Rufus said.

Yuzuki shook her head, "Give it time. Besides, I got this for free!"

Rufus glared. "I gave you Gil..."

Uryu, who stood behind Yuzuki shook his head, "Which is useless in our world. Yuzuki here took the liberty of paying me the equal amount."

"What-"

Yuzuki waved her hand infront of Rufus's face, "Shush! He's doing something!"

Reno felt strange. He felt like he could just start twitching...grow wings...and fly...?

"What the fuck was in that?" Reno said, though he couldn't hear it, he was shouting. "Red Bull?"

Reno fell to the floor, unable to contain his laughter, "H-Hahahaha! I ate...hahaha! Red...Bull!" He snorted in between his fit of uncontrolable fits of laughter, like it was the funniest thing in the world.

Yuzuki giggled, "He's twitchy!"

"Obviously. Now for the main event to hit." Uryu said, capturing Rufus's full attention.

Reno laughed hard, his stomach began to cramp as he let out a loud burp...that practially shook the whole ShinRa building.

Rufus fell out of his chair, Yuzuki fell on top of the television and Uryu remained where he stood...just that he was sitting on his head.

"WHAT THE HELL?"

Soon, Reno's Turk friend Rude entered the room, his glasses cracked most likely from Reno's loud burp.

He stared at his partner in disbelief.

Reno noticed his tall bald partner in the room, though still unable to quit laughing. "H-Hahaha! I fucked your glasses...hahaha up!"

Rude shook his head, "And you call yourself a Turk?"

Tseng quickly entered the room, Elena behind him, "What the fuck was that?"

Rude shrugged, "Reno just...erupted. I think."

"RENO! CLEAN THIS MESS UP NOW!" Tseng ordered, but Reno continued to laugh and laugh, you'd think his cheek bones would fall off by now.

"RENO!"

Yuzuki: I think the fangirls will like this unseen side of you.

Reno: WHAT THE HELL! WHEN DID YOU GET THIS ON TAPE?

Uryu: The day it happened.

Reno: I DESTROYED IT!

Rufus: That's why we made copies, Reno.

Cloud: You really are a moron.

Yuzuki's dad: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?

Yuzuki: -knocks dad out- I really gotta fix that door...