Here are 30 ways to annoy Byakuya Kuchiki, AKA the cold, icy captain of the 6th division! However Byakuya may not like you annoying him and may go to violent measures to stop you. I will not take responsibility if this happens. You have been warned.

1. Tell Kenpachi he offered to babysit Yachiru

2. Switch his shampoo with pink hair dye

3. Lock him in a room with Gin for 24 hours

4. Tell him someone's trying to kill Rukia

5. Destroy his paperwork

6. Put sake in his drink

7. Take pictures of him being drunk

8. Put them up all over the Soul Society

9. Whenever you address him call him "Ice Prince"

10. Ask him how his date with Renji went

11. Cut down his sakura trees

12. Put gum in his hair

13. Whenever you see him start screaming that he'll freeze you with his coldness

14. Make him read RenjixByakuya fanfiction (Mine!)

15. Dress up like Hisana

16. Set him up on a blind date with Ichigo

17. Fire all his servants

18. Spill grape juice all over his scarf

19. Make Rukia tell him she's pregnant with Ichigo's child

20. Ask him why he has noodles in his hair

21. TP his manor

22. Make him dinner and tell him he's eating fish from his pond

23. Whenever you see him, throw sakura petals in the air and say "hey look, I'm Byakuya!"

24. Tell him Ichigo's taken his place as 6th division captain

15. Save his head while he's asleep

26. Ask him if nobles ever have to use the bathroom

27. Tell him there was a huge fire and his manor burned to the ground

28. Give him a pile of ashes to back this up

29. Tell everyone he's really a female and say he's proved it

30. Invite the whole Soul Society to a party in his manor