Name: not telling you

Birthday: April 24,1994

Age; I is now 17!!

Blood type: no idea

My favorite Manga/Anime: Bleach Kuroshitsuji xxxHolic Vampire Knight Red River Emma Naruto

Fav books/Movies: Harry Potter Labyrinth Avatar Underworld Twilight

I am a tarus, meaning I'm here to make your life that much more interesting. I don't take bullshit from people regarding my life nor my stories, my only language is English, so when I use another language it won't be perfect. I'm a girl yes and I write yaoi cause normal sex scene written by me are shit. And I'm good at writing it. I love my iPod and will kill if its touched or even breathed on. I love it and am going to marry it one day.

For the idiot that don;t know what yaoi or slash is, It's intercourse with he same sex, or gay if your really thick.

8 percent of teenagers do or had tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy paste this in your profile

If you have ever had a laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet/foot, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

So I've taken the Bleach character quiz at http:///tests/the-bleach-character-identity-test" and the character that I am is:

Kenpachi Zaraki

You enjoy stirring things up or wish that your life could include glorious combat, indicating your score in Conflict, while you do things "just because," though you may have more specific reasons you hold close, corresponding to your score in Whimsy. As such, you resemble Kenpachi Zaraki, captain of Squad 11 of the 13 Court Guard Squads. Kenpachi is a rather laconic fellow, preferring actions to words any day and always on the lookout for someone who can match him in a fight. However, he does it simply because he loves fighting; as a captain he rarely is shown to do anything particularly involved, preferring to lead by example rather than by directive.

Since most of us don't run around with swords looking to duel random passersby, chances are you're the kind of person who enjoys either intricate debates or practical jokes. When you find someone to serve as a reliable foil to you, you're endlessly fascinated--but be careful, because your persistence may drive them away. Learn to pick your targets carefully, too, because not everyone enjoys conflict as much as you do.

Kenpachi's Soul Cutter has yet to be named; he has himself stated that he does not know its name, and for quite a long time, had no interest in learning it, claiming that it was just another sword--a tool of war. It takes the form of a rather long blade with a ragged, uneven edge, and an unusual crystal-like crossguard. Kenpachi wields it with a strength that leaves many quavering in their shoes, testifying to the blade's durability.

Make A Sentence:
Pick the month you were born on...

1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)-I robbed
7 (July) -I kissed
8 (Aug) -I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - i hugged
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 -a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 -the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 -a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 -yo momma
24 - a Mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - a condom
27 - a gangsta
28 - Paris Hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 -my lover

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - because im sexy like that
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because I smoke crack
Turquoise- because im good in bed
brown- because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because im gay
Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs
Other - because im retarded
Green -because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because i still love him
RED- because the gummy bears made me
blue - because i like shoelaces
Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver
graphic- because I am crazy like that
none- because i have a killer six pack!!

I killed...a Mexican...because that bum stole my taco!!

Ok so I've decided to help Bleach fans know which stories are the multi-chapter ones. Which a collection of samall drabbles and stories. So here they are:

Life becomes bone

Karma

Tangerine (my fav.)

A Chocolat mock tale- Ichigo X Orihime

Feline Antics- Grimmjow X Orihime

Blue and Green - Grimm x Ulqui

Howling Moon: a StarrkIchigo collection

The Uke Diary of Ichigo- Ichigo X Others

The Liona and Panther drabbles- Grimm X Ichigo

Crush: Uke Ichigo Collection

10 clicks on a ShiroIchigo Ipod - Ichigo X Shiro

Seireitei Monogatan

the Orange and White Alphabet - Shiro X Ichigo

The Bitter Berry - Ichigo X Others

Ichigo Fairytails

Kitten Love

Destiny - Nnoi X Szayel

46 Feelings - Grimm X Ulqui

Everything and Nothing - Gin X Ichigo

156 feeling - Grimm X Ichigo

The pet series - Aizen x Grimm

NnoiUlqui Drabbles- Nnoi x Ulqui

Tales from Pantera -Grimm x orihime

Dark side of the Moon- Shiro x Ichigo

Female half Of the Species -Grimm x Ulquiorra

Bleach fanfic collection

Artificial Joy Club 1 sentence collection- Aizen x Grimmjow

Of Apricota and Blueberries- Grimm x Ichigo

11 reasons why Isshin and Ichigo sleep together

Make A Sentence 2
Pick the month you were born on...

1(Jan) - I was raped by
2 (Feb) - I divorced
3 (Mar) - I scared
4 (Apr) - I whipped
5 (May) - I abducted
6 (June) - I crushed
7 (July) - I raped
8 (Aug) - I married
9 (Sept) - I screamed at
10 (Oct) - I stripped
11 (Nov) - I pushed
12 (Dec) - I ran in to

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - my maths teacher
02 - my boyfriend
03 - a Aizen
04 - a paint brush
05 - a drunken chicken
06 - Winnie the Pooh
07 - a mars bar
08 - Sonic the hedgehog
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a washing machine
13 - Ichigo
14 - a puppet
15 - a crack head
16 - the cookie monster
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - a tuducken
20 - Grimmjow
21 - a hostess
22 - Cinderella
23 - a wardrobe
24 - Ulquiorra
25 - Renji
26 - a condom
27 - an emo
28 - Dumbo
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - a flip flop
31 - a roller coaster

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - because I’m innocent
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because I smoke crack
Turquoise- because I a needed a good fuck
brown- because I felt like it
Polka Dots - because I see spots
Purple - because I have cravings
Grey - because I sneezed
Other - because it’s in the bible
Green -because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because I grew a beard
RED- because the gummy bears made me
blue - because I like cheese
Tye dye- because I like rainbows
graphic- because I am pervert
none- because I’m hairy

I whipped...Ulquiorra...because I needed a good fuck

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
I say BLEACH

You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM

Copy and paste if you are proud to go against the grain.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART (Ironically, I work at Wal-Mart. lol)

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things. [ while in Saskatoon I did number 16 proudly with my cousin. She's like 11 and I'm 17...I felt so cool. She did number 13...we got kicked out. But still best hour spent waiting for a movie.]

If you are a fangirl of any villain, copy and paste this into your profile! [for some reason I love villians...I think its cause I can relate to them on some level...we all have a sad story of angst]

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. [I'm graduating this year {2012 Lawl} so I'll have spent all my life in school then have a few months to live freely and them spontaniously combust likle everyone else...what fun.]

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.[ I found my twin!!! I'm not alone after all! there's someone out there just as crazy as I am.]

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. [...amoung other things...Tee Hee...]

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. [just not when I have to walk somewhere important..]

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.[I feel dumb when this happens...]

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile (Every single one of them...)

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you think tat those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... copy and paste this on your profile.

If you forget how to open a door, sopy and paste this to your profile.

If you often get attacked by plot bunnies, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Aizen is a sexy, evil bast-ard, copy and paste this 2 ur profile!

The must knows in the hentai/yaoi/yuri world:

1. Yaoi is guy on guy.

2. Yuri is girl on girl.

3. Hentai is your normal pairing.

4. Seme is 'top' and Uke is 'bottom'.

5. Just because you read it doesn't mean your gay/lesbian. (No offense!!!)

6. Doujinshi is done by professional artists, and they can be yaoi, yuri, or hentai!

7. They are almost impossible to find to read for free! (Believe me, i've looked!)

8. If you already know this crap, why the hell are you reading it?

9. Seriously, get over it!

10. Here's an idea; Copy and paste this to your profile so that someone else can read it!

About 70 percent of girls in the world are Yaoi fans. If you're part of that 70 percent, then paste this in your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.

If you know Weird Al Yankovich's 'Polkamon' by heart, copy and paste this to your profile~!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

You know you're obsessed with anime when...

1. You own a shiny, metal object of doom.

2. You and your friends have anime nicknames.

3. You know your favorite character’s birthday; favorite color food and animal, blood type, and you cant even remember your sibling’s birthday. [...I dare not think I could remember...there's so many favorites..]

4. You are in multiple anime fan clubs (or own some!).

5. You almost die if you miss an episode of your favorite anime, or can't buy the newest manga. [ every time I miss an update or if my manga isn't updated every week I go through withdrawls...its not a pretty sight...]

6. Your friend shows you their manga collection and you drool all over there carpet. [but now I have more than them so I must put a towel in fromt of my bookcase...]

7. You have dressed up as you favorite character on Halloween, or just for fun! [...HELL yeah!!! we spent the day in a forest pretending to kill holows!! We even had swods!...]

8. You have a picture of your favorite character in your wallet or purse.

9. You prefer guys with long silver hair and swords. [...Sesshomaru...sexy sexy...but wait...Ichigo...ooohhhhh.. joygasm.]

10. You write a story about your favorite character for English class. [It was a near thing...]

11. You have pictures of anime all over you walls. [I have Bleach posters but they arn't up yet...still need sticky tack...]

12. You have a dream in Japanese and you don’t even understand it.

13. You want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will.

14. Your knowledge of Japanese only extends to "hello" and "I will kill you". [ plus some swear words...yeah lots of those, just don't tell my grad class...they will be mad..]

15. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs. [Only cause I like to read them and watch at the same time ]

16. You use Japanese when in a conversation with any random person, and don’t realize you did until you see them looking at you funny.

17. You can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own. [Fuck Yeah!!! I do this at the top of my lungs too...]

18. You accidentally call a very unintelligent person Kuwabara by mistake. (No, but I've called plenty of people Baka before...)

19. You wear a pink jewel around your neck and call it the shikon jewel.

20. You waist countless amounts of hair gel trying to that "Goku" look.

21. (If you speak English) when English becomes your second language.

22. You name (or plan to name) your children after anime characters.

23.You buy shuriken or kunai.

24. You speak in subtitles.

25. You prefer anime over real life. (...no comment...don't tell my mother...)

26. You begin to think that blue or pink is a natural hair color. (Orange too...]

27.You continually buy and eat ramen, even if you don’t like it that much.

28. You suddenly decide to study a random martial art. [...I'm a green belt in Tae Kwon Do...]

29. You cosplay daily. (too much effort... but I daily daydream about sexy time with Grimm/Ichig and other Slash couplings...]

30. You end up having 'really good' dreams with your fave anime characters.( *orgasm* who dosn't?)

31: (at request of a friend) You have sucessfully pulled your grandparents into anime and they share a birthday with their fave character.

Here's a random tip...to get ride of door to door christians...when they come to your door, turn on you 'evil-est' music..Skilet in my case.. and get a sharpie and write 666 to your forehead. Then calmly open the door...reactions may very.

Bleach fanfic challenge... number your favorite characters in Bleach in order, and answer the following questions! Have fun!..

HERE'S MY ANSWERS TO THESE QUESTIONS:

1. Ichigo Kurosaki
2. Grimmjow Jeagerjaques

3. Hichigo Shirosaki

4. Tensa Zangetsu

5. Ulquiorra Cifer
6. Nnoitra Jijera

7. Urahara Kisuke

8. Gin Ichimaru

9. Orihime Inoue

10. Sosuke Aizen

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?
-

Yes...it was okay...

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?
- Hell yeah!!! I dream about him...He's like the zar of sexy vampire-ness..

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?
- O.o those will be some fucked up kids...

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?
- yes like Cruising for Love and a few others with Ulqiuorra

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?
- no...just on basic principle that Grimmjow belongs to Ichigo...

6. Four/eight or four/nine?
four and eight could be hot...maybe have to think about that...*

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
- ...giggles would ensue...

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
- Grimmjow and Nnoitra would be fighting over who tops who and the plot would go no were...

9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
- Tensa and Aizen?! Not a chance...Aizen ain't hot enough for Tensa...

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
- Broken Hearts Don't Bled Blood...wow I need happy pills againa...O.O

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
- Tensa would be Ichi's freind who is in love with our berry but knows that Ichi is pretty dense when it comes to love and relationships so in a last attempt to woe our beloved dense berry, Tensa seduces Ichigo while he is sleeping over. That night Ichigo was buzzed from some booze given to him by his dad. Tensa, also with booze in his system, gets the courage to tell Ichi of his love for him, then kisses him. While Ichigo protests, Tensa eventually gets Ichi in bed with him where Ichigo admits to liking him too and they have a wonderful first time together...such a sappy thing to say...

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?
- Orihime and Urahara?? I don't believe they would be good together that way...but you never know...and I don't think they are really slash material, but who knows.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?
-Be Prepared...yeah from the Lion King...Scar...I love him...but no this totally something I could see Aizen listening to as he thinks of his maniacle plans.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
- ...Danger...Rated M...Not safe for peoples young and younger, older is fine...Smexy time...Cause they're bringing Sexy Back!!!1

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
- "If youre left leg was Thanksgiving and you're right leg was christimas, would you let me spend some time between the holidays??'

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
- ...I think not...but I shall put them together in my other fics...Like the hybrid series...which I have already done.

Okay here's a list of song's I often Listen to when I'm in a mood. Like when I'm sad, angry, in need of power words through songs. Yeah...these songs have gotten me through lots, I recommend listening to them.

Hollowed

Alive & Awake

Monster

Hero

Animals

Riot

Something in Your Mouth

Burn it To The Ground

Next Go Round

S.E.X

If Today was Your Last Day

This Afternoon

Learn the Hard Way

Fallen Leaves

Rusted From the Rain

Sex Life

Ribbons of Life

Just a Little Bit

Closer

Fake it

Forsaken

Camatose

Falling Inside the Black Whispers in the Dark

Colide

My Obsession

Pain

Animal I Have Become

Never Too Late

Time Of Dying It's My Time to Fly

Won't Back Down

For You

Bleed For Me

hang On

Caught In The Rain

Rabellion

Music Again

Tonight Tonight

Smile

For Your Entertainment

Strut

Bad Reputation

Sure Fir Winners

If I had You

Fever

Bring Me To Life

My Immortal

Put Your Hands Up

Love Addict

All Around Me

Move your Body

Every Lie

Like Nobody Else

Save Me

Set it On Fire

Come Undone

Goodbye

Still Worth Fighting For

F*cked Up Situation

Without You

Breath Into Me

Let Go

Already Over

Lost Pieces

Operator

Cool Rider

Cosmix Castaway

Dead End Countdown

Circle Skator Boy

My Happy Ending

Haunted

Going Under

My Heart is Broken

What You Want

Never Go Back

Call Me When Your Sober

Lithium

Good Enough

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"Yes I make mistakes, everyone does, but mostly in the past so let's leave them there."

"If your pissed fine-but since you've called me names an' shit, you can f*cking listen to what I have to say. 'Cause I do the same for you every [other]day."

"Being called stupid, idiot or moron pisses me off in ways you can't know cause you aren't me. Even insulting or doubting my intelligence is f*cking annoying. Sure I can't spell correctly without help or don't always use common sense, but I'm by far NOT stupid."

"If you have a problem with your appearance get off your ass and do something about it instead of making excuses."

"Accept what's happened to you and use it to become stronger"

"Hate me if you want, its your choice."

This is Me:

I’m not stupid, I just lack common sense

I’m not a poser; I just like all kinds of clothes

I’m not miss popularity; I just have a lot of friends

I don’t like my boyfriend, I love him

I don’t ignore you; I just don’t give a shit

I’m not a bitch, I’m just honest

I’m not mean, you’re just weak

I’m not insecure, I just don’t trust people

"Please don't assume you know me , there's a whole lot more to me--just as there is to you--I'm just another unique individual who has learned facts of life the hard way."

"There are three sides to every story, yours

Mine,

And the Truth.

And it only took one sentence to shake that truth…….the truth that no matter how rapped of trust and friendship I am, your words can come back to haunt you.

So honesty is the best policy.

Live long, laugh often, LOVE MUCH

-and while love humiliates you and hatred cradles you: I’m the one holding your shaking hand and watching your back…..and this is the ultimate truth of this story.

My truth is that even if you hate me and avoid me, I’ll always think of you, dream of you and miss you,

All because of the simple fact:

That I love you, for you.

So whatever your side of the truth is, I will accept it as your wish whether good or bad. Life is about chasing things you truly think are worth it, even if they don’t happen to like it.

I’d rather have nothing then know I settled for someone I didn’t want.

So don’t forget, that even if we pass ways:

Nobody is perfect

And you are nobody, therefor you are perfect: and don’t let anyone convince you of anything else. It’s not what we say that defines us, it is what we do that empowers us."

“They say we have a right to voice our opinions and choose how we live our lives, but when it comes down to it: all they want is your complete obedience.”

In her eyes I can’t seem to do anything right

As hard as I try, I can’t seem to prove to you that,

I do have a future: bright and true.

So negative, your view of me, at times I feel disgust,

Because I must pass through your eyes of distrust.

I try my best, and nothing more, but now

I walk out your front door.