Name: Jess

Age: 18

Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Karate.

Favourite Colours: Black, Silver, Dark Red, Green, Blue.

Favourite Bands/Artists: Paramore, PINK!, Evanescence, Three doors down, 3 days grace, Garbage, Linkin Park, Simple Plan, Rogue Traders, Destiny's Child, the Rasmus, Porcelain and the Tramps, Cassie Davis and Miley Cirus.

Favourite Anime/Manga: Naruto, Inu-Yasha, Bleach, Yu Yu Hakusho, Vampire Knight, Sailor Moon, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT, Gundam Wing A/C, Beyblade, Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokémon, Ouran High School Host Club, D.N Angel and Zoids.

Favourite Books: Harry Potter Series, Twilight...and the rest, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Deltora Quest 1, 2 and 3, The Immortals, The Hobbit, Darren Shan Chronicles, Goosebumps, Bec Cooper and the Circle of Magic.

Favourite Movies: Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, Lord of the Rings Two Towers, Final Destination, DOA, Wanted, Prince Caspian, The Matrix, Merlin, and Mists of Avalon, Jumper and the Perfect Man.

Favourite T.V Series: Simpsons, Merlin, Vampire Diaries, Neighbours, Charmed, Futurama, Numbers, NCIS, House, Medium, Three Rivers, Good News Week and NCIS: LA.

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If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are really random put this on your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Moon-Freak00, clam theif, sparky-chan123, hittocerebattosai, psychoticKisshu, BakurasLoyalServant, mystickitsune92, SilverVixen72,

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Ever ran into a wall or part of one, Copy and paste this into your profile.

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image, five fingers and a palm. Skin colour doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message into your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile. (God knows how many times that has happened to me)

98 of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 that is laughing your ass off.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off.

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(I always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, psychoticKisshu, BakurasLoyalServant, Mystickitsune92, SilverVixen72,

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LET’S DO IT AGAIN!!"

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are on the computer for over 20 hours a week, put this in your profile.

If you think that Sasuke completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off. (Hell yeah!)

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, shadowkat 2701,Afw,charmedcrazy14, charmedbaby11, psychoticKisshu, BakurasLoyalServant, mystickitsune92, SilverVixen72

Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, then copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream: KinKitsune01, Takaiteishu Naruto, Celestial Slytherin- Black, psychoticKisshu, BakurasLoyalServant, mystickitsune92, SilverVixen72

If you are not one of those people who thinks having over 1 thousand friends on MySpace is a contest copy this to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

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You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

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Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool, and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date, I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) Repost and show you care

2) Ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

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1) Who is your favourite character(s)? Naruto, Itachi, Kakashi, Sasuke, Tsunade and Shikamaru.

2) Who is your favourite pairing(s)? Naru/Itachi

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi.

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? Nope

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. I have a couple of play station games, umm the DVD with protect the waterfall mission, the first movie the first Shippuden movie and the first five episodes...and I have all these by pure luck.

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Probably Kiba

7) NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru without a doubt

9) Which team is your favourite? Team 7.

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) nope

11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? Yep

12) Your favourite Akatsuki member? Itachi definitely

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke...for the most part.

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No

15) Have you read all the chapters so far? Yep

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? In some cases

17) Sub or dub? Dub

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Sakura for the first part and Pro-Sakura for Shippuden

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Hilarious...oh wait that's not an option...I guess I'll stick with funny then.

20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Of course I do

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? VILOENT SHUDDER

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Haku...duh

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? Awesome...in a weird way

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? Hinata...and no idea

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? Definitely

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? No

27) Do you like lemons? Of course

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? No...Mum just knows I like it

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? Yes

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? Yes

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? Yes. My Brother

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? No

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? No

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? Nope

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Not really

37) Do you support the Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader theory? Nope

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? Nope I just look at it.

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? Kind of

40) Do you have a Naruto OC? No

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Most likely

42) Do you look like a Naruto character? If so who? Nope

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Randomly list twelve of your favourite Harry Potter characters:

1) Harry Potter

2) Hermione Granger

3) Tom Riddle Jr

4) Blaise Zabini

5) Remus Lupin

6) Luna Lovegood

7) Charlie Weasley

8) Minerva McGonagall

9) Sirius Black

10) Fenrir Greyback

11) Draco Malfoy

12) Severus Snape

01.) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Luna and Draco...surprisingly yes.

02.) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Blaise is way hot.

03.) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

Snape getting McGonagall pregnant...creeepy.

04.) Do you recall any fics about nine? Can you recommend any?

Yes and no.

05.) Would two and six make a good couple?

Luna and Hermione...hm canon no, but otherwise it depends on the author.

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five and Nine, Remus and Sirius all the way.

07.) What would happen if seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Charlie would probably join Snape and Hermione.

08.) Make up a summary for a three/ten fanfic.

The dark lord had always has a fetish for wolves.

09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

No.

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Comforting the Dragon tamer.

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower one?

Um...well it would probably be in the prefects’ bathroom and Harry would do the seducing.

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read seven slash?

Probably

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read three het?

Probably

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw eleven?

No

14.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Hermione/Blaise/Remus...definitely.

15.) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

He’s more likely to howl.

16.) If you wrote a song-fic about eight, what song would you choose?

...something about cats...maybe from the musical.

17.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Luna sandwich anyone: P

18.) What might be a good pick-up line for ten to use on two?

You wanna do it doggy style while you read that book.

19.) When was the last time you read a fic about five?

Quite recently actually.

20.) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Eating radishes off her lover's stomach...snigger

21.) Would eleven shag nine? Drunk or sober?

...probably drunk.

22.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

Tom...or Charlie...oooh maybe they can switch.

23.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until nine suddenly runs off with four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with eleven and a brief unhappy affair with twelve, then follows the wise advice of five and finds true love with three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Harry and Sirius are in a happy relationship until Sirius suddenly runs off with Blaise. Harry, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Draco and a brief unhappy affair with Severus, then follows the wise advice of Remus and finds true love with Tom.

That might just work...except Sirius would run off with Remus and the wise one would be Hermione. And the title would be...no idea actually.

24.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Charlie...and McGonagall...ah run for the hills.