zephtastichide bio
 Author has written 34 stories for Gundam Wing/AC, Star Trek: 2009, Batman, 300, Star Wars, Zombieland, Sherlock Holmes, Inception, Office, Doctor Who, Supernatural, and Misc. Tv Shows. IDK LOL HAY my name's Zeph, I live in Florida and I'm a dork. Star Trek is probably one of my favorite things in the world. it's followed closely by Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, watching reruns of Spongebob, and the company of a good book. |
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Stygian Solace by Uzumaki-sama reviews
By taking Riku's hand, Sora alters their destinies, and Riku takes his rightful place as the keyblade master. Now as Riku plays between his duty as a hero and his own confused judgment, Sora tries to suppress the darkness within both of them. RS
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 613,451 - Reviews: 2494 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 11/4/2002 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Preventors' Case 84309: Splicers by bikkothewriter reviews
Massive Revision and Update! Heero is working for the Preventors on a case dealing with genetic mutations gone wrong. When he finally manages to make a break in the case he finds Duo, whose been missing for four years, right in the middle of it.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 135,528 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Heero Y., Duo M.
A Complete 180 by Uzumaki-sama reviews
Sora's childhood sweetheart suddenly moves back to the island, and 'she' isn't quite what he remembers...in more ways than one. During a crazy summer of odd friendships and high fashion, Sora struggles to find his identity in a conformist world. RikuSora
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 206,857 - Reviews: 2913 - Favs: 2,122 - Follows: 1,454 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Riku, Sora
The Chocolate Encounter by Lyrical-Escapades reviews
Bones and Kirk have some fun with chocolate : Rated M for a reason.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Growing Pains and Orange Bitters by Serendipity1 reviews
Michelangelo experiences some new feelings towards his brother, and they're not exactly welcome. But the further you suppress something, the more it takes out of you, and it's only a matter of time before you just let it out.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 95,167 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete
In Possession by Jukebox Hound reviews
[Oneshot.Slight 1x2.] You know those fics where Duo’s horribly abused and needs a dashing savior like Heero to put the pieces back together? Yeah, this isn’t one of those.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Duo M., Heero Y. - Complete
The Selfish Spider by otter cook reviews
Johnny Storm was a jackass and could go join Fate in the club. [JohnnyxPeter, Slash, AU, Xover with Fantastic 4]
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,355 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
and behind your eyes, the sea by Uzumaki-sama reviews
He feels home, but above him, the heartshaped moon is laughing. [RikuSora] Oneshot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Mortal by krackensan reviews
What was Duo like during training? Yaoi. 1x2
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,859 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Duo M., Heero Y.
Sinning by Tastytime reviews
Watson watches, and Holmes notices. Implied slash Watson x Holmes. Character based.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
Inspired Curiosity by Jukebox Hound reviews
[Oneshot PWP. Post KH2. Fluffy RxS yaoi.] Sora has some questions for Riku about the birds and the bees. And ninjas really are better than pirates.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,616 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Fleeting Inspiration by Anna Sartin reviews
Eiri gets irked and loses his inspiration when his favorite author writes an incredibly crappy book. Chaos ensues. YukixShuichi
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 84,595 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S.
Heads or Tails by Fluky reviews
Sora's been having weird dreams lately. Weird dreams of sex with another man. Post KH2, few spoilers. [SoraRiku, RoxasAxel, kinda SoraAxel]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,227 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Tangles by krackensan reviews
Duo is troubled. Yaoi. 1x2
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Duo M., Heero Y. - Complete
Teacher's Pet by Cobalt Violet reviews
“Fifty says two months and I’ll have him fired.” When Professor Lupin arrives at Hogwarts, Sirius Black is determined to get him fired thanks to a bet with James. And he’ll do anything to win…(SBRL, AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,430 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Bustin' Up On The Beach by Sex. Tennis. And Pandas reviews
Two of our favorite characters duel on Destiny Islands. The match, however, is only the beginning. First person POV. One shot. PWP. Yaoi. Note: Not for young readers.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Goodnight Moon by Uzumaki-sama reviews
Haven't you ever felt someone staring over your shoulder when nothing was really there? Maybe that thing you thought you saw in the corner of your eye was actually there. There's just so many places a nightmare can hide. Haven't you ever wondered? [RS]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 48,458 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/30/2005 - Published: 10/31/2004 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Interesting Hobbies And How To Deal With Them by Soutetsu reviews
SasuNaru : Naruto witnesses a private activity Sasuke occupies his time with. And he isn't disgusted by it. Far from it. [VariousNarutouke] [shounenai yaoi] [multichaptered] R&R?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/27/2005
Motion by Uzumaki-sama reviews
[AU] Riku only goes to the beach with his friends for one reason, and it's not the surfing. Includes artist!Riku and surfer!Sora. [RS] Oneshot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Difficult Exchange by Hawk Clowd reviews
Eiri and Shuichi have a short conversation before bedtime.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
the Natural Order by peroxidepest17 reviews
Some people are meant to be in charge. Some people are too dumb to realize this.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2005
Winter Roses by Hawk Clowd reviews
Flowers can grow even on the coldest days of the year.
Gravitation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
Puncture by Hawk Clowd reviews
A dialogue fic. Shuichi has a new little accessory that catches a certain blond's eye.
Gravitation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Complete
I Would Know You by Dark Ki reviews
YAOI! RxS AKA the "NYC fic." NOW COMPLETE! Some people can never be separated, not by space, time, or memory. This is the story of two old friends meeting in new lives, and the wonderful, terrible things that happen as they begin to discover what binds
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,639 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Complete
A Grudging Seduction by Bane's Desire reviews
Yaoi 1x2 Having unhappily accepted a longterm mission involving Heero, Duo sets out to accomplish it.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,994 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/27/2004 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Duo M., Heero Y. - Complete
Third Times a Charm by Dyna Dee reviews
Five years after their breakup, Heero suddenly reappears and Duo's world is turned upside down. His first attempts in proving to Heero he's changed go somewhat awry.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,171 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2003 - Duo M., Heero Y.
Shinigami The God of Death by Snow Tigra reviews
Finished. 1x2x1. After the wars Duo accidently wraps his car around a tree... and then Shinigami appears and makes him an offer he can't refuse. The chance to live again.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,765 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/13/2001 - Published: 5/7/2001 - Complete
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Tensions reviews
SLASH: Tallahassee/Columbus. Basically details the ups and downs of their merry band of misfits as Tallahassee and Columbus' relationship takes a new turn.
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,962 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Columbus, Tallahassee
Trifecta reviews
SEQUEL TO DUALITIES CROSSOVER, Kirk/McCoy past Han/McCoy implied Kirk/Han/McCoy - McCoy gets sent back to Han's world only this time Kirk gets dragged with him and tensions rise between the three.
Crossover - Star Wars & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Han S., L. McCoy/Bones
Land of Heart's Desire reviews
magical Faerie-ish AU, DUBCON A boy comes to suddenly starts coming Castiel's clearing everyday. Castiel watches and waits until one day he can no longer.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Doctor on the Satellite of Love reviews
10th Doctor finds himself on the SoL completely gobsmacked. DOCTOR WHO/MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATRE 3000 CROSSOVER
Crossover - Doctor Who & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Ficlet Collection reviews
A collection of zephtastic's ficlets and drabbles. Has Kirk/McCoy, gen, and strong themes. ENJOY
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 14,159 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
Eternity and the Mirror reviews
EXPLICIT COBB/ARTHUR "All these things have you said of beauty. Yet in truth you spoke not of her but of needs unsatisfied, And beauty is not a need but an ecstasy." Arthur doesn't see himself as beautiful, Dom changes his mind.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2010 - D. Cobb, Arthur - Complete
A Matter of Secretary reviews
INCEPTION meets The Office. Jim/Pam dynamic for Arthur/Eames. Arthur hates being the secretary, Eames finds a way to fix it and get Arthur's attention.
Crossover - Office & Inception - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Arthur
Bites, Never Eats reviews
PROMPT: I just want some really possessive and jealous Eames. No established relationship, just watching someone else put the moves on Arthur infuriates him.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
Kept in Confidence reviews
A series of unrelated drabbles, ficlet and vignettes of a Holmes/Watson nature. May contain strong or explicit themes.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Practical Magic reviews
KIRK/MCCOY AU -- A childhood wish never really meant much to Jim until he met the local doctor. Too bad "true loves" and reality don't really mix.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,120 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk
Jack Frost reviews
Jim's never been called Jack Frost before but neither has he been in love. 16,760 & KIRK/MCCOY & Super AU with strong fairytale themes.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,139 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/26/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
McCoy's Brasserie reviews
AU, Kirk/McCoy w/ side of Spock/Uhura&others The life and times of Leonard McCoy, owner of the local bar McCoy's Brasserie
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,205 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk
Bad to the Bone reviews
KIRK/MCCOY Drunken karaoke.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
It's an Art reviews
KIRK/MCCOY: Bones attempts to teach Jim the fine art of cuddling.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/9/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Cigarettes reviews
KIRK/MCCOY: Jim has a bad habit, McCoy makes an offer to replace it
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Terminally reviews
KIRK/MCCOY! AU! Jim and Bones are medical interns at the same hospital. McCoy makes it his business to hate Jim.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/6/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Dualities reviews
**WARNING: HAN SOLO/LEONARD MCCOY SLASH!** Through some mix-up of transporter and fate, McCoy ends up on Tatooine.
Crossover - Star Wars & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,399 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Han S., L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Sex Kills Bones reviews
KIRK/MCCOY! Something Jim sees as a long time coming but it doesn't make Bones any more willing.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
Gift of 300 Bad Jokes reviews
The crossover part is a lie. JIM ENCOUNTERS AN ALIEN ARTIFACT THAT FORCES HIM TO COMMUNICATE ONLY THROUGH QUOTES FROM 300.
Crossover - 300 & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/2/2009 - J. Kirk
Helping Hands reviews
**WARNING: PORN**, Kirk/McCoy Due to an injury, Jim works up some unresolved tension. Bones is a very good friend and lends some helping hands.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Of Skateboards and Kneepads reviews
Drabble, Kirk/McCoy McCoy is subsequently displeased when he learns that Jim's been teaching Joanna to skateboard.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
I will eat your unhappiness reviews
A series of drabbles inspired by Red vs Blue quotes.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Complete
Connections reviews
BATMAN AU, eventual K/Mc Leonard McCoy faces new evils as the Batman while trying to keep the boundaries between his night life and personal life separate.
Crossover - Batman & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/1/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones
The Diphthongs reviews
I want Star Trek: The Musical - they land on a planet where they have to communicate only in song.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Enterprise: The Musical reviews
Enterprise: The Musical; And for some reason Kirk's the only person who's not singing.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/13/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Musical Interludes reviews
You know that scene from Wayne's World? The Bohemian Rhapsody one? That. But on the bridge.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/13/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
My, My Spock Couldn't Let it Go reviews
SPOCK FINDS OLD RECORDINGS OF "ABBA" AND GETS TOTALLY HOOKED. THE REST OF THE CREW WANTS TO MURDER HIM FOR MAKING THEM LISTEN TO "MAMA MIA" ON REPEAT OVER THE BRIDGE SOUND SYSTEM.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Top 10 Lines Never Said in a Star Trek Film reviews
Based on a David Letterman’s Top 10: How about a story using all the top ten lines never spoken in a Star Trek film/episode?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Complete
The Triumphant reviews
eventual 1x2 Years after the war, the five former Gundam pilots team up again to fight for freedom. Only this time friendship, betrayal and unspoken feelings stand to defeat them.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,665 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Heero Y., Duo M.
An Early Morning reviews
An arc of short stores of an entirely TOO fluffy nature about Heero and Duo's possible morethanplatonic developing relationship. Warnings inside.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Heero Y., Duo M.
All At Once reviews
1x2, yaoislash Four years after the Eve Wars, Duo is Earthbound again for a simple break from life. Instead, he finds himself falling in love with the missing Heero Yuy and tangled in a plot for his life.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,207 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Heero Y., Duo M.
Writer's Block reviews
After being pronounced dead, Duo moves on and starts his own new life as a new person. But when the friends of his former life of being Duo Maxwell are suddenly stuck in his new one, Duo is at loss for what to do. Eventual 1x2 Duo POV SLASH Shounen ai LIM
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Duo M.
