Hello everyone! :D

Some basic info

Name: Akio

Sex: F

Race: Hispanic (Bolivian)

Age: 22

Birthday: June 22

Sexual Orientation: Pansexual

Favorite pairing: SASODEI

Obsessions: Akatsuki, Naruto in general, Harry Potter, Alternative/Classic Rock, and around 15 various anime/manga series.

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Club Penguin Rewritten (because why not):

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These past few years I have gone through a lot mentally and hadn't have any inspiration to write at all. I would get an idea and be excited but by the time I try to write it down..it's gone. I hope to have regular updates soon but I'm afraid that it will take awhile. If there is any one who needs someone to talk to please don't be afraid to PM me.

Pairings I love:

Sasori x Deidara (OTP FOR LIFE)
Naruto x Hinata
Kakuzu x Hidan
Gaara x Hinata
Kisame x Itachi
Pein x Konan
Sasuke x Hinata
Hikaru x Kaoru
Sebastian x Ciel
Vegeta x Bulma
Levi x Eren (no preference in who is dominate)
Sirius x Remus
Inuyasha x Kagome
Kurama x Hiei

Pairings I like:

Sasuke x Sakura (Post-Shippuden)
Sasuke x Naruto (no preference in who is dominate)
Gaara x Sakura
Sai x Ino
Inochi x Himawari
Goku x Chi Chi
Voldemort x Bellatrix (don't judge)
Neji x Tenten
Koga x Kagome

Pairings I dislike:

Sebastian x Claude
Sebastian x Grell
Eren x Mikasa
Naruto x Sakura
Kurama x Karasu
Lee x Tenten
Yusuke x Kurama

Pairings I hate:

I DESPISE ALL UCHIHA X DEIDARA AND AKATSUKI X SAKURA PAIRINGS
Gaara x Lee
Kuwabara x Yusuke
Deidara x Kurotuchi
Gaara x Deidara
Pretty much every Deidara pairing that isn't Sasori honestly...
Inuyasha x Kikyo

There is more but I am too lazy to write anymore.

Rest In Peace Chester Bennington

March 20, 1976 - August 20, 2017

You have helped me through tough times and even saved my life. I will always be grateful to you, Mike Shinoda, and just Linkin Park in general. You will forever be in my heart. Thank you for everything.

CURRENT STORIES:

My good friend, Mary Jane (currently working on)
SasoDei Month (on hiatus)
Happy Birthday Deidara! (complete)
Daybreak Rising (complete)

If you hear the characters from Naruto in your head, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe the characters from Naruto in your head are real, copy and paste this in your profile.

Pein/Pain - Nagato

[ ] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[X] -I have a piercing/s.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] -My eyes are grey/gray.
[X] -My closest friend is a girl.
[ ] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein - Nagato Score: 3] I'm okay with this.

Konan
[ ] - Most of my friends are guys.
[ ] - Origami RULES!
[X] - I know how to make at least over 5 different origami objects.
[ ] - I love flowers!
[ ] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[X] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 3] Kind of surprised that it's so low. (I like rain but that's it.)

Itachi Uchiha
[ ] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
[ ] -Many people find me attractive.
[ ] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[X] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[X] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[X] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 4] Hmm..interesting..

Kisame Hoshigaki
[X] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[X] - I like gore :3
[ ] - I dislike my own appearance.
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is a beautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
[ ] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[ ] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 4] I love all marine life (especially whales and turtles!)

Sasori
[X] - I look young for my age.
[X] - Puppets are fascinating...
[X] - I'm very impatient.
[X] - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno. (Pre-Shippuden)
[X] - My Grandma annoys me.
[X] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 7] I. Am. SASORI.

Deidara
[X] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ ] - I have blue eyes.
[X] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[X] - I hate Tobi.
[X]- I have a friend who hangs around and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 5] Awe I wanted a higher score on Dei..

Kakuzu
[ ] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
[ ] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[X] - I have had stitches.
[ ] - I hate Hidan.
[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off.
[X] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[X] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 4] I'm okay with this score.

Hidan
[X] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
[ ] - I hate Kakuzu.
[X] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[X] - I am religious. (Pagan)
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
[X] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
[X] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 5] I swear too much..

Zetsu
[ ] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
[X] - I don't have many friends.
[ ] - Tobi is not that bad.
[ ] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 5] I also fucked up my hair before and made it green..

Tobi
[ ] - I'm always hyperactive.
[X] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[X] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[ ] - I LOVE the colour orange.
[ ] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[ ] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D

[Tobi Score: 2] Meh .

Orochimaru
[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[ ] - I have a very pale skin colour.
[X] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[ ] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[X] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[X] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 4] My ball python is literally sleeping in my shirt.

1. Who are/is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Let's see here: Deidara, Sasori, (all the Akatsuki tbh), Gaara, Hinata

2. What is/are your favorite pairing(s)? SasoDei, KakuHida, KisaIta, NaruHina, etc.

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? I cosplay as Deidara and Sasori (no surprise there) both fem! and original

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: All the manga, all Naruto movies, Naruto Shippuden the Movie: Will of Fire, Deidara and Sasori plushy, Deidara and Sasori key chains, Gaara painting, Akatsuki cloud necklace, Deidara wig, Sasori wig, Gaara wig, kunai knives, all of the PS3 games, some Game Boy and DS games, an Icha Icha Paradise journal, Bblack shirt with Akatsuki Jashin pendent, couple of posters, Akatsuki ring set, and a red tee-shirt with Naruto and Sasuke on it.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Hmm..if I had to choose one it would probably Gaara

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina. THAT BOY FINALLY GOT IT OMF

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? I used to only like towards SasuNaru but I am now a sucker for SasuSaku

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Team Gai

10. Do you support the Tobito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Duh

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? No shit, I knew from the beginning I mean, just look at them.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara. =3= Though Sasori and Hidan are tied for second place.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? It's a love/hate thing..

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Fuck yeah

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Yes

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Of course. he is like me but 10x worse

17. Sub or dub? I usually watch Sub because their voices are just so much better like that in my opinion. But sometimes I watch Dub because it gets kinda annoying reading all the time.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? I'm Pro-Sakura now but I honestly hated her pre-Shippuden.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? FUCKING ANNOYING (especially the English voice of hyper Tobi -shudders-) But now he's okay I guess ever since he came out as Obito and became..well evil then good and stuff

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Obito, duh.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Um...I say more like Ugly Beast XD

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser? I would say Haku or Deidara, but now I definitely say Neji XD (Go Rock Lee and His Ninja Pals!!!!)

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? AWESOME!

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? KONAN just because...reasons...yeah

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Hell Yeah!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Mhm

27. Do you like lemons? YES!! :D CITRUS GOODNESS!! The more sour it is the more yummy it is~

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? I gave up on them a long time ago -_-

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Yep! I love them.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fan flashes? Yes

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Yes, three of my friends in primary school (I forced them into my "Naruto Fan Club" XD)

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? I drew Sasori and Deidara half naked and making out and this really popular senior dude came up to me when I was a sophomore in high school and said, "Huh. So you're a yaoi fangirl tool? Oh and nice Deidara and Sasori by the way. They're my favorite Akatsuki members because they are artists." You could say that I was a bit shocked lol. Now he's a great friend of mine even though I was a nobody at school and he's a popular kid.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' ...yes

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Yes ._.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Used to be. Now I'm just broke in general...

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Oh yeah~

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No and I never did

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. Yes, and too many to count .-. I don't really like them but others say they're good :/

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Um no, I don't have a bat fetish..

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Some ideas, but haven't created any..

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Naruto IS my life now...

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

(Bold ones apply to me.)

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck (Depends)
You own/ed an X-Box. (My dog found it..)
Played with Hot Wheels cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV. (GO BARCELONA!!!!!)
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. (Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh cards only)
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 16

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink. (Hell to the fucking no.)
Go to your mom for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors. (Only like purple)
You hate wearing the colour black. (How could you say that?)
You like hanging out at the shopping center.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry. (Of course I need jewelry for all my piercings ;3)
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up. (I shower for like 80 minutes and then get dressed in 40 and then 15 on hair and makeup :X)
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of everything.
TOTAL: 8

Huh, So I guess I'm more guy than girl.. ._. I DEMAND A PENIS NOW WHERE CAN I GET ONE? PM ME PLS K THNX BYE.