Hey guys, this is Mikrokonosaurus but please call me Ris, Kitty, or Kit

I'm a 19 year old, I'm bisexual, polyamourous, & demisexual, and my proununs are she/her. Pm me if you need anything, i'm actually quite nice.

Twitter: @Mikrokonosaurus

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A large percent of writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. if you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy this into your profile.

Hey give this a try:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was mroe ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

How many of you could read this? If you could then without hesitation put in your profile.

ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sIɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI

-If at first you don't suceed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

-MENstrual pain, MENstrual cramps, MENtal anxiety, MENopause...goddamn...all of our problems start with MEN !

-Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity.

-I'm nobody...nobody is perfect...so I'm BETTER THAN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU !

-If everything seems to be going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something...

-Whenever you feel pissed off at someone, walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away from them...AND YOU'LL HAVE THEIR SHOES !

-It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 to smile, though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone's face.

-I'm not afraid of death! what's it going to do? kill me?

-Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls!

-Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!

-"Two wrongs don't make a right" so does that mean that three or more will?

-The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you"

Who I am:

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or face-to-face.

I am the girl who doesn't spend all my time on MySpace or Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl who hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl who stops and smells flowers and jumps and splashes in the rain. BUT I am the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do anymore, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of little things.

Copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls that are different and unique can know at their weakest time that they are unique and not alone: Iheartjake1220, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom,rainbowstrike, iKate, fangalicous08, FangsTrashcanOfDoom, LukexThaliaxFan23, charn14, allyouneedislove1797, DemigodWitch96, blackthunder whitefire, Shea Yuu, Dia Newman, xX Shining Diamond Xx, Piplup1212, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15, Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, my name is paper YAH, Sakurablossom24, Rhianna224, Kisa T. Sohma, Lone-wolf761,charmed4lifekaren, luckyclover18, MysteryTyper123, independantwriter-137, Sierra15, Fly on 3536, SilenceIsGolden15, HerefortheRide, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Liris, Meihua68, Jinmay-4-ever, Miss Ginny Weasley, SmartGirlD, JacobBlack'RAWR, Clumzylil'Pixiegrl10908, Glitterb1234, bananafreak97, UnderworldChick, Aduial Rana, littledragoneyes, Maethorelen, zuri123, fernfury, Lighty 7, FalconFate, FaerieRose13, Dance4Life15, Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, xXKatieCullenXx, Bby-Leyla-Vamp, Shiny=silver-volvo-stalker, Nick1488, Demelza Llivell, -oOoHeartofDarknessOo-, WeLoVeTwIlIgHt212, Dylan'sSis101, Queen Lucy of Awesomeness, Allyse Mystic, Pokeluv101, Silvermoonstone23, patsu18, Silvermoonlight21 ,mysteryreader6626 , WolfFrostTheMighty, Mikrokonosaurus, ...

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is idiot cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on (or at least, smiling)

TH15 M3554G3 53RV35 T0 PR0V3 H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N D0 4M4Z1NG TH1NG5! 1MPR3551V3 TH1NG5! 1N TH3 B3G1NN1NG 1T WA5 H4RD BUT N0W, 0N TH15 L1N3 Y0UR M1ND 1S R34D1NG 1T 4UT0M4T1C4LLY W1TH 0UT 3V3N TH1NK1NG 4B0UT 1T, B3 PR0UD! 0NLY C3RT41N P30PL3 C4N R34D TH15. R3P05T 1T 1F Y0U C4N!

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWAHAHAHAHA!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life

7. Money Money Money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

Six Truths in Life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical impossibility

2. All idiots, after reading this will try it

3. And discover that it's a lie

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

Repost if you fell for it and add your name. Zyxwee ,LunaNotLoony, Ivysky820, WolfFrostTheMighty, Mikrokonosaurus, ...