Okay so this is just a cute little fic that may or may not have a few chapter, nya.

This means Sasori texting

And this means Deidara is texting

Sasori opened up his text conversation with his best friend, Deidara, who still hadn't come home from work.

'Why aren't you home yet, Brat?'

'Cuz someone decided to leave the oven on in the deli, hmmm. So it caught fire & for some reason I had to stay to help put it out.'

'Are u alright?'

'I'm gay, un.'

'What does your sexiness have to deal with if you're oh gay, Babe?'

'Wtf I said I'm OK, & who are u calling babe?'

'U said you're gay, & I said Brat not babe!'

'I'm pretty u dick, yeah!'

'While I won't admit you're very purple, who the heel are u calling demon?!'

'... Huh? What u meanie?'

'Hang on I'm confessed, I'm gunna cancel.'

By this point the blond was so confused as to what this conversation was about anymore, how had Sasori discovered his secret so easily? Then he scrolled up and saw that his phone had auto-corrected his 'OK' to 'gay', he face palmed then and blushed really hard, as he hurried home. His phone rang just as he walked through the door.

"Oh, well I was just calling you. Welcome home Brat, just a question... Why did you call me 'dick'? What did I do?" Sasori asked as soon as Dei entered the living room and day down beside the redhead.

"Huh, when did I ever say that?! I'd never call you that Danna, un... I love you too much to say something like that..." Deidara's last sentence was mumbled, but Sasori still heard it and planted a soft, sweet kiss on his lips.

"I love you too, Babe." Sasori pulled the blond into a loving embrace.

"Don't you mean Brat?" Deidara said in a teasing tone.

"I know what I said."

Both of them decided that while it had worked out great this time, they would always check their messages before they sent them, after all, it looked like Kary liked to change their words a lot.

So what did you think?! What did you think, nya?! And yes I made my friend Kary-AkatsukiMember the equivalent of Siri in this fic xD lol. I hope you all enjoyed this! Oh and if you didn't catch what was probably actually said on the conversation, go back and re-read that part cuz otherwise everything just doesn't make sense!