In dire need of money, four friends Zero, Yuuki, Aido and Shiki apply to a restaurant. Will The Imperial be a place for Zero where he will find love and happiness or misery and heartbreak in the form of a handsome and rich young man, named Kaname? BL :D

Angeal agrees to share his puppy with his two best friends. What ensues is complete porn. Serious M, foursome, adults only.

"Kaname perceives beauty in the most sickening of places. Zero bears the burden. Together, they are broken. Apart, they fool the world." My attempt at subverting the Rape equals Love trope that is so common in BL. Please keep that in mind while you read. TRIGGER WARNING! Rape, abuse, mild amounts of gore, and panic attacks.

Draco wants Harry. Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough. And so the book of pick up lines comes out. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?” "Reject you.” HPDM SLASH. Read and Reviewwww!

...with a mark on it. It could be a 'k' or possibly a 'g', though. And is it all right to eat stolen meat pies? My humble version of why Ori, Nori, Dori, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Oin, and Gloin all arrive at the Unexpected Party together. Movie-verse.

Bilbo discovers that he is a curious hobbit after all. It's not his fault that dwarves have a secret language and that Fili and Kili use it all the time. In his defense, he didn't know it would be something so private.

Thorin prays that no harm befalls Fili or Kili, of course he does, but if anything were to happen to either of his nephews he has one wish.

Hobbits believe that certain races were made by certain spirits, called Words. All of them were made by Big Words, but Hobbits? They were made by Small Words, of course. One-shot. No pairings.

Bilbo and Bofur fall in love with each other. Cue 12 Dwarves giving Bilbo the shovel talk

Thorin attempts to court an unaware Bilbo.

For the sake of the reputation of all of the Dwarves of Middle-earth, Fili must talk his brother into doing the near unthinkable.

"In which nothing, from the smallest of pleasures to the deepest devotion, is mutual." one-sided Aido/Kaname, one-sided Kain/Aido. Angstfic. Badfic.

Was man von Kindern lernen kann - oder genauer gesagt, was Fred und George von Teddy lernen und Harry weitergeben, um ihn vorzubereiten. Nur für den Fall.

Kakashi and Sakura, sitting in a tree, dis-cuss-ing hu-ma-ni-ty.

Alternate title: "Haar's Daily FML Diary." A series of drabbles on all the everyday things Jill does which would drive Haar insane! Post-FE10 Radiant Dawn. CHAPTER 17: Naptime.

The Curious Incident of the Half-Naked Shinigami in the Night Time, as reported by Ise Nanao, commented on by Kyouraku Shunsui, and explained somewhat by Ukitake Jyuushirou.

When she was five, her lightest tiptoeing only brought her within fifteen feet of a sleeping Haar before he somehow, like magic, opened his eyes and called her out with a wink and a grin. FE9/10; Haar/Jill oneshot.

Not all deaths are seen by the eye. Nearing the end of his time, a human king seeks out a friend who is also nearing his.

Lady Lyn spent many days in Caelin sitting in front of the grand mirror in her room. No one asked her about it, for the few that witnessed it already guessed the answer. FE7 Rekka no Ken, Hector/Lyndis oneshot.

Thranduil is coming to Rivendell, and little Arwen is troubled. Little Legolas ponders beauty, the twins discuss adolescent females, and Elrond really doesn't want to know.

Her sheer incomprehensibility was infuriating. What could have possessed her to wake up so early, stand out in the cold and the snow, just to dance for him? FE6 Fuuin no Tsurugi; Percival/Lalam aka Lalum oneshot. For DarkBlaziken.

As the public face of the Kuchiki Group, Byakuya needs a bodyguard. What he gets is a hell hound.

In which Merlin and Arthur share a flat, Arthur is busy and Important, Merlin is just plain busy, and everyone is completely content with the situation, at least until they're not, until they are very, very not.

Criminology student Tala is sent to consult captured sociopath Kai Hiwatari in the hopes of catching another serial killer. Their dangerous relationship is taken to the next level when Kai escapes to pursue Tala. KaiXTala Ch 21 AND 22 up!

The Council of Elrond looms, and one lonely mortal is welcomed to Imladris by a warmhearted hobbit. The developing friendship between Boromir and Pippin.

-Rhode, the Earl- A dying Italian princess hears the call of the hunt in her dreams.

Ichigo is taken prisoner to Hueco Mundo. He is bored. He plays cards. Grimmjow is intrigued. Things degenerate from there. Crack!fic. :D

As the Ringbearers prepare to leave Middle-earth, Legolas and Sam have their own choices to make. COMPLETE.

Byakuya attempts subtle seduction: Renji fails in comprehension: Rukia provides poetic criticism.

Erk cast his ice magic to match hers, the two spells crashing and colliding in the sky before twisting into a braid of beautiful, sparkling power. FE7 Rekka no Ken; Erk/Serra oneshot.

James!Quick!Lily's snogging Snape in the Astronomy Tower!" "WHAT?" "Go!Save her from a fate worse than death!" "Alright,Sirius, he's gone now;what did you want to tell me?" "Hurry up,Remus,we don't have that much time!Get on the bed and get naked!"

Post-VK, assuming all is well and everyone survives. Same universe as A Ray of Something. Senri addresses Takuma and Kaname's friendship. "Sometimes I hate Kaname." ShikiIchi. First chapter complete, may continue. FOR MINATAKAHASHII!

ZoSan- From the wedding to life after.

Zero and Aido argue over the right way to peel an orange and end up in a food fight. Everyone gets roped into helping clean it up. Kaname might be more interested in cleaning ZERO up, though. Crack!fic

Soi Fong cannot grow used to Yoruichi's absence.

Red. It was red, red everywhere." The war had gone on for far too long, and it was up to Sir Integra Hellsing to put an end to the Major's insanity. Pseudo Ending. Manga spoilers up to Chapter 94. Mild AxI, IxS friendship. Part III of III posted!

Cid owes Reno a favor. Reno wants to get that favor. How does it involve Vincent? Yaoi, Language, M/M/M

Gin x Kira Oneshot. Yaoi. Consensual. Violence, blood, pain. If ya don't like that stuff, don't read it. Porn without much of a plot.

High School AU. Single, lonely but absolutely NOT desperate, Tala figures his junior year may not be as lonely and desperate as he thought it would be. YAOI, BryanTala and more. R&R Please! Complete and thank you for all the reviews!

And Grimmjow says, "I'm filing a complaint against Cuatro Espada.", to which Aizen asks, "What seems to be the problem?". Grimmjow then growls at Ulquiorra, "Sexual harassment, that's what." UlquiGrimm GrimmUlqui SzayelStark Ulquiorra's POV

Grimmjow's just a ray of sexual sunshine. Even if the prospective target may not appreciate it.

Yoruichi, Urahara, and a sword. Reference to events 100 years ago.

The ever so glamorous Wedy the Burglar is hired by L to put her skills to good use in the Kira case. However, she becomes far more interested in the handcuffs between the detective and Light Yagami, and intends to play matchmaker. WedyxEveryone, LxLight

Yaoi, Raito/Ryuuzaki L x Light . Surprise-summary. Gore, violence. For over 18 years of age.

As a Chaser for the Harpies, Angelina Johnson is used to chasing goals, but when the team is sold and Blaise Zabini takes over management, she feels more like a Quaffle...and one that might not mind being handled.

Elrohir bullies Anomen/Legolas and suffers the consequences. Part of The Nameless One series.

It was just a physical thing, a boy thing, a sex thing. It had nothing to do with his friend, the one he’d fight and bleed and kill and die for, because friends simply didn’t do the things they were doing except for when they did .

Over the years, Sirius Black has been the everpresent devil on Remus Lupin's shoulder.

AU - Eragon would never have guessed that his life could change so much just by stepping onto the bus that afternoon. But Fate had always liked to play with him. That year would prove to be no different. M/E, Slash

Aizen and Gin, from the days when Gin was a vulnerable vicecaptain. Long ago. Dark. Yaoi.

[Yachiru x Byakuya] He always says no, but sometimes his no means maybe and sometimes it means yes.

Another version of events, preshow. HW slash, dubcon

Of all the things that Kaname thought could probably bring Sousuke low... she never considered that a bra would be one of them.

Byakuya’s rude awakening.

Harry's finally lost it and managed to bring his school nemesis down with him. But when Harry & Draco are forced to embark on their altered lives together they both reveal the dark sides in them that have rarely been brought to light. Slash, STRONG M.

Byakuya does his job with stunning precision.

What sets the eleventh division apart.

She's leaving to teach at Hogwarts tomorrow, but for now, Minerva goes out for icecream with her best friend Amelia Bones for one last time.

20 secrets and stories just between Ikkaku and Yumichika.

Seeking strength for the oncoming battle in a cold, sleepless night in Helm's Deep, Eowyn runs into the elf from the Fellowship.

The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.

Warning: 100 percent dialogue. Charlie and Tonks duck into a particular broom closet while trying to escape the notice of the Potions master. Friendly threats, awkward conversations, and a fair bit of groping ensue. Rated mostly for language.

Sequel to The Great Balrog Conspiracy. The day of the 349th Annual Wings Debate dawns, but something is completely different... REVISED June '06.

A Fellowship story. COMPLETE.

Elrond, saddened by the lack of meaningful angst about him, asks Erestor to write a tragic vignette. Pain, suffering, and gratuitous amnesia ensue. REVISED August '06.

How DID Aragorn come to be neat & tidy for Elrond's Council? Ch. 7, The Long Awaited Scruffilogue: in which a squirrely evening is had by all, Dwarves learn not to drop eaves, and Legolas courts doom by going to bed early. This story is finally complete!

After a young Eldarion poses a strange question about his uncles and their relationship, his parents and friends try to explain some of the Facts of Life to the fiveyearold, and learn that sometimes you can overthink things...Completed

In which Legolas gets a bad idea, Thranduil gets a worse one, Glorfindel gets what he's always wanted and Haldir gets propositioned...a lot

Aragorn and Legolas are in trouble again. Trapped in a cave, Legolas battles his phobias and Aragorn is just plain obnoxious. You know they can't always get along! REVISED October '06.

What might happen when these two lovebirds try to set up their very first answering machine...

Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word

A dog falls into MiddleEarth instead of her beautiful, but stupid, owner. She meets the obnoxiously charming Glorfindel and becomes involved in the happenings at Rivendell. EDITED February '07.

Sequel to The Ambiguously Gay Werewolf. Sirius follows Remus' romantic advice to the letter, but the results are less than stellar...

Kenren attempts to explain a minor incident to his superior officer.

At the end of the War of the Ring, the horses share their perceptions of their riders.

Raphael. Uriel. Dark places and sin and punishment. Yaoi.

An encounter between the Ringbearer and King Éomer in one of the courtyards of Meduseld inspires a bittersweet conversation between Éomer and Aragorn... and Sam. Onechapter vignette. NO sex, slash, profanity, or violence

In which Merry is a very, very naughty hobbit. FOTR.

Hobbits. No one ever warned me about hobbits. Post-ROTK.

A brief essay, pondering the nature of death. PG due to included 'N' words, used in To Kill a Mockingbird, and also in this essay, to preserve tone.