Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Akatsuki or any of the characters/concepts featured. All characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto.

'Danna!~'

Sasori smirked down at his blonde and continued trailing soft touches down the sides of his lover's body, loving the way that he mewled and begged for more. 'What do you want, Dei?' he purred, his fingers slipping into the other's pants and stroking the sensitive skin of Deidara's hips.

The blonde moaned loudly at the feeling, his long hair in disarray around him and his cheeks flushed. He squirmed weakly, crinkling the bed sheets. One moment he had been reading a magazine and the next he was in bed with his Danna hovering over him. 'You know what I want, un!~' he breathed.

'I'm afraid I don't unless you tell me…' murmured the redhead. He loved teasing the blonde. It had to be one of his favorite things to do, along with puppetry of course.

Deidara looked up at his Danna and pouted cutely, knowing that was guaranteed to get him what he wanted. Sasori's lips twitched at how truly irresistible his lover looked, with his bright shining blue eyes and golden hair and pink cheeks and pinker lips and…

Turned on by the mere thought, the redhead crashed his lips onto the younger's and forced his tongue into the blonde's mouth, groaning at the two muscles slid over each other.

Forget teasing Deidara.

He wanted to have his blonde beauty, and he wanted to have him now.

Sasori smirked against his lover's lips and hooked his fingers inside the other's slacks, slowly beginning to pull them down and relishing the gasps Deidara made as the cold air hit his thighs. Even after years of being with the sexy creature those sounds would never fail to excite him.

'Tell Danna how much you want him…' mused Sasori, his hands gently stroking the soft skin of the blonde's thighs and making him tremble with want.

'Lots, un!~' panted Deidara, 'I want him now! Stop being such an asshole, hm!'

Sasori chuckled and was about the remove the younger's black boxers when something made the two of them stop dead in their tracks.

The doorbell.

Hearing the light chime, Deidara squirmed away from his Danna and crawled out of bed to answer the door, not really caring that he was only in his underwear.

Sasori growled. Obviously Deidara didn't what him that badly; he left to answer the fucking door! And who would come to their house at this time of night? If this was that Tobi kid then Sasori was going to flip.

The redhead reluctantly followed his lover into the hallway of their house and watched as he opened the door. Sasori narrowed his eyes in suspicion as he could not see through Deidara and therefore had no idea who this mystery sex-interrupting guest was.

He winced when the blonde began cooing over whoever was at the door and he felt a prick of jealousy. Who the fuck was getting all the attention suddenly?

Deidara knelt down to pick something up from their doorstep and turned to face his Danna, grinning hugely like an idiot.

Sasori eyed the bundle of cloth in his lover's arms and jumped back in surprise when a kitten poked its head out from beneath the blankets.

It was only a small thing, shivering from the cold and seemingly innocent in appearance. It was the kind of adorable thing you would find on a soppy valentines card surrounded by pink hearts and bows. Nothing more than a small ball of black fuzz with two big yellow eyes and a couple of small furry paws.

Sasori gave a grunt of disapproval. He had always disliked cats. Their love making had been interrupted by a useless, disgusting, flea-bitten pain in the-

'Can I keep him, un?'

'Hell no.'

'Please, hm,' whispered Deidara, stroking the cat's fur gently with his finger and getting a soft purr in return.

Sasori glared at the puff ball. Those soft slender fingers were supposed to be on his skin. 'Absolutely not.'

'Why, un?'

Sasori searched his mind for an excuse. 'We can't afford it, Dei. We don't have money to waste on a pathetic cat that someone dumped at our door.'

Deidara gave his Danna a hurt look and Sasori immediately felt a pang of guilt. The blonde gave him a sad, longing look and he felt his resolve weaken. After a short staring contest the redhead sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. 'Ugh. Fine, but it's your responsibility-'

'Thanks Danna, un!' chirped the blonde, hugging Sasori tightly.

The redhead smirked and wrapped his arms around the younger's waist, eager to continue from where they had left off. Unfortunately for him though, the little black kitten that was currently being squashed between the two bodies had other ideas. The fluffy animal reached up and patted Deidara's chest with one of his small paws, mewling to get his new master's attention.

Sasori's smirk was wiped from his lips instantly as Deidara pulled away from him and looked back down at the animal in his arms. The blonde smiled and cradled the creature as though it were a child. 'I haven't forgotten about you, un! Don't worry, oh and I know Danna can be mean but inside he's just a big softie!' he cooed.

Sasori gave him a blank look and watched in quiet despair as his lover began walking away from him down the hallway and towards the bathroom, most likely to give the wretched stray a bath. Sasori twitched when he heard his blonde fussing over the small fluffy thing, whispering sweet words to it and asking it stupid questions. 'What should I call you, hm? How about Snugglekins just for the hell of it, un? Yeah! Does Snugglekins need a bath? Yes he does, yes he does, hm!~'

The redhead snarled as the kitten looked back at him over Deidara's shoulder with laughing yellow eyes and poked out his small pink tongue cheekily as if to say something along the lines of; I think we know who Dei-Dei likes more, don't you?

Sasori seethed silently and folded his arms.

He had a feeling he was going to fucking hate 'Snugglekins'.

So yeah, I have no explanation for how I came up with this. I just have so many ideas that I need to write! Guess I want to get as much done as possible before my work load increases again! :D

A review is always appreciated, but no flames please.

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