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Joined 05-06-13, id: 4708174, Profile Updated: 09-06-17
Author has written 19 stories for Naruto.

Yeah, I'm not coming back here, and I won't be posting anything else. Consider this a dead account.

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. But walk beside me and I shall be your friend.

Name: Anarchy

Age: It's over 9000!

Gender: Somewhere between male and female...

Pokemon: Gliscor/Greninja/Milotic/Garchomp

Favourite artists: Too many to count!

OTP: SasoDei/DeiSaso

Other pairings: KisamexItachi, KakuzuxHidan, PeinxKonan, MelloxNear, LightxL, RyoumaxIzumi, JeanxArmin, LevixEren, SebastianxCiel, AloisxCiel, NoizxAoba, ShougoxRei, NezumixShion.

Worst pairing: Any SakuraxAkatsuki pairing. I also dislike OCxCanon pairings, and when an author changes a character's gender e.g. Fem!Dei.

Hey, dude! It's nice to meet you; you look wonderful today. Welcome to my profile! Please, take a seat and help yourself to a cookie. :D

You may call me Anarchy and I'm here to write some SasoDei/DeiSaso for you. *Bows and offers you a rose*

I understand there'll be people who won't like what I do, but that's cool. Everyone likes different things; it's part of being human. Those of you who do enjoy my stories, to you I say thank you and that it is my greatest pleasure. :D

I enjoy drawing, particularly with pencil, and writing has always been an escape for me; I once joined Quizilla as TheMagician11, before finding my OTP and moving to Fanfiction. :3

I also love making new friends! The people here are so kind and sweet, and they've helped me through so much! If you're reading this; I just wanna scoop you up and snuggle you! Mwah! X3

I appreciate every PM, review, follow, and favourite; they make me feel warm and fuzzy inside. XD

I hope that this experience will allow me to grow and improve. :D

Cheers for visiting,

Anarchy xxx

My family, and in no particular order. I love you all so very much and I owe you a great deal. Talking with you brings a smile to my face. :)

Ninjarism3 - My sister and partner in crime. ;)

ThatDragonRider - My squad Leader and best mate. :')

PsychoPyro - My Sensei and Art teacher. :D

AkatsukiRedCloud - My fellow Briton and official bro. XD

AkastukiShips97 - My Pokémon buddy. :3

Mello-drame - Pray to the Mello. O_O

Kurorii - Behold! The Mandrakes! X3

FruitOfSunagakure - Love ya, man. XD

Chaann - The master of adorable-ness! :3

FaintReality - Drawing legend! XD

Mangachiaki - Illuminateh confirmed. #Swag O_O

Sasori33-001 - Pound cake is love, pound cake is life...

ReEna-Kk - Meeting at the llama pen. Shhh...

Shiroyamimaru - Dei is a pineapple, Tobi is president, and Kakuzu is just insane. X'D

Stories I plan to update regularly:

- Little Flame (50% of next chapter complete)

- My Weird Roommate

- Porcelain Demon (50% of next chapter complete)

- Synthetic Heart

- Supernatural, Extraterrestrial (though chappies will take longer to write)

- New story (There will be smex. A lot of smex)

Hiatus:

- The Flyer and The Earth-Walker (though I still have inspiration so maybe this will change :3)

- Alpha and Omega (one chappie left, so I do really wanna write it soon)

- Jealousy

- Three's a Crowd

- I Will Teach You (I have no idea if I'm going to continue this; I might re-do it at some point but...)

I also have several ideas for new short stories/oneshots, which I'll write eventually. :D

Thank you for all of your support; each and every one of you is a gem. I know I keep saying it, but it's true. X3

Pein/Pain - Nagato
[ ] - I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[ ] - I have a piercing/s.
[ ] - My natural hair color is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] - My eyes are grey/gray.
[X] - My closest friend is a girl.
[X] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain/Nagato Score: 3 ]

Konan
[ ] - Most of my friends are guys.
[X] - Origami RULES!
[ ] - I know how to make at least over 5 different origami objects.
[ ] - I love flowers!
[ ] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[X] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 3 ]

Itachi Uchiha
[X] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
[ ] - Many people find me attractive.
[ ] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[ ] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[X] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 3 ]

Kisame Hoshigaki
[X] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[ ] - I like gore :3
[X] - I dislike my own appearance.
[ ] - Underwater in the ocean is a beautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
[ ] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[ ] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 3]

Sasori
[ ] - I look young for my age.
[X] - Puppets are fascinating...
[X] - I'm very impatient.
[X] - I hate Sakura Haruno.
[ ] - My Grandma annoys me.
[ ] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 4]

Deidara
[X] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
[X] - My natural hair color is blonde/dirty blonde.
[X] - I have blue eyes.
[ ] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[ ] - I hate Tobi.
[X] - I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 5 ]

Kakuzu
[X] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
[ ] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[ ] - I have had stitches.
[ ] - I hate Hidan.
[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off.
[ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[ ] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 2 ]

Hidan
[ ] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
[ ] - I hate Kakuzu.
[X] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[ ] - I am religious.
[ ] - I am very strong-willed.
[ ] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
[X] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 2 ]

Zetsu
[ ] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[ ] - Nature is AWESOME!
[ ] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
[X] - I don't have many friends.
[X] - Tobi is not that bad.
[ ] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 3 ]

Tobi
[ ] - I'm always hyperactive.
[X] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[X] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[X] - I LOVE the color orange.
[ ] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[X] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!

[Tobi Score: 4 ]

Orochimaru
[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[X] - I have a very pale skin color.
[X] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[ ] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[ ] - Michael Jackson is AWESOME!
[ ] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[ ] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 2]

Result: Apparently, I am most like Deidara. What gave you that idea, un?

SemeUke Test

My result: You are an Innocent Uke!

Creative, sweet, and shy, the Innocent Uke dreams of a peaceful life with the perfect partner - someone to protect them, and lavish them with romantic affection. Artistic and gentle in manner and appearance, the Innocent Uke avoids conflict and decision-making, content in placing their complete trust and happiness in their partner's hands - for all they really desire is to surround themselves with the soft and fluffy fantasy world they've created for themselves.

Other common traits of the Innocent Uke include being: thoughtful, trusting, insecure, sensitive, romantic, and loyal.

The Innocent Uke personality best (but not always) corresponds with these associations:

Most Compatible with: Romantic Seme

Least Compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

Japanese Element: Water

Chinese Zodiac: Sheep

Color: White

Fruit: Tangerines

Dessert: Angel Food Cake

Theme Song: Smile Ichiban Ii Onna by An Cafe

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff. I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse. I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist. I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

Deidara: Do I ever cross your mind?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Do you like me?

Sasori: Not really.

Deidara: Do you want me?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Would you cry if I left?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Would you live for me?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Would you do anything for me?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Choose me or your life.

Sasori: My life.

Deidara runs away in shock and pain. Sasori runs after him and says:

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you. The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I wouldn't do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you are my life.

Akatsukicons!

Itachi: -/ \-

Deidara: o\/

Zetsu: \o.o/

Tobi: @

Sasori: -.-

Kisame: =0_o=

Hidan: o.o

Kakuzu: --_--

Konan: @o.o

Pein: o:o

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Finger Food by chaann reviews
AU - Deidara's father is going on a long business trip! In dire need of a caretaker, his father calls up the son of a good friend and offers him spending money, food and housing while attending Uni. All for the care of one sweet child? How could Sasori refuse this great deal!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 64 - Words: 133,925 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Deidara, Sasori, Akatsuki
Morning Orchid by Canna reviews
AU. He shouldn't have wandered into the forest. Every insects that dwells in the meadow knew of the danger in there, but Deidara didn't realize how dangerous until he woke up and found himself being kept as livestock by one of his species worst predator. The Orchid mantis. [Sasodei with side pairings KisaIta and KakuHidan. Rated M for future chapter]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,814 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/24/2019 - Published: 4/11/2012 - [Deidara, Sasori] - Complete
Brats by chaann reviews
AU - Akatsuki babies basically. They live their lives of rolling on the floor, playing, eating, and even pooping. If you listen closely however, you just might hear what they have to say!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,301 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/25/2019 - Published: 1/4/2017 - Akatsuki, Deidara, Hidan, Sasori
And it was Beautiful by chaann reviews
AU - Deidara gets braces and Sasori feels weird giving him his good morning kiss which leads to a fight. Sasodei.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,238 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/19/2017 - Published: 5/3/2017 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
A Really Bad Nickname by chaann reviews
AU - Sasori earns himself a really bad and super unfortunate nickname in highschool that haunts him up until his second year of university. Sasodei/Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,945 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2017 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Taking Care by chaann reviews
AU - Hi! I'm Deidara, the coolest cat in town. Sasori is my Danna and is the best guy EVER. He just cries a lot and never leaves the house. But that's ok since he has me to take care of him! Come join me on my adventures while discovering and enjoying life! So come along friends! Let's go! Sasodei if you squint. That's creepy though so don't squint you sicko. Mega OOC.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 46,354 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/4/2016 - Published: 2/27/2014 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Thirsty by chaann reviews
AU - Point blank, Deidara is thirsty over the hot doctor teaching the first aid class he's attending. What? Don't know what "Thirsty" means? Well, guess you better read and find out. Sasodei/oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,878 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2016 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
To Ring or Not to Ring by chaann reviews
AU - Follow Sasori's endeavors to figure out if Deidara wants to get married. He'd better hurry if they want to have a spring wedding! Sasodei. Happy birthday Sasori!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,594 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2016 - Deidara, Sasori, Itachi U. - Complete
The Purple Silk Rose by chaann reviews
AU - Sasori and Deidara's wedding! Actually doesn't go quite as planned...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/31/2016 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Dead Tired by chaann reviews
AU - Deidara is suffering while attending university. It's taking up all his time to sleep! Now that it's exams, he's ready to drop dead. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/30/2016 - Deidara, Hidan, Sasori - Complete
Proclaimed Innocence by AkatsukiRedCloud reviews
Sequel to Evil Innocence. After the effects of the past, Sasori and Deidara are on the run. Presumed dead, how much have the two changed since before? Will they be able to stick together no matter what? How much more will they find out about each other? All will be revealed. Rated T for violence and swearing, ratings may change later on. SasoDei, Yaoi. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/18/2016 - Published: 8/23/2014 - Deidara, Sasori
I Want to See Itachi Uchiha Naked by Itachi's Husband reviews
[AU.] Itachi Uchiha's hair is always neatly groomed and smells like a crisp October morning, his clothes are pressed and free of wrinkles, he does everything effortlessly and nothing seems to rattle him. Almost perfect. Hair strewn wildly on the pillow, drenched with sweat, clothes discarded, eyes rolling back into his head as he screams my name. Perfection.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/7/2016 - [Itachi U., Deidara] Sasori, Kisame H.
Parallel Lines by Itachi's Husband reviews
[AU] To Kisame Hoshigaki, Itachi Uchiha has it all; a lavish downtown apartment, a nice car, and a well paying job whereas he himself has nothing. No home, no job, and no prospects. But when their paths cross, Kisame comes to realize that beneath the surface, Itachi has everything to lose while Kisame himself has everything to gain. It just depends on how you look at it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 78,262 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/27/2016 - Published: 4/23/2015 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Kisame H.
Blinded by love by chaann reviews
AU - After having their first successful time being intimate with one another, they of course can't help but fight over SOMETHING stupid. It just happens. With all the yelling, it's hard to see why these two are a couple in the first place. But! Love is a mysterious thing - especially when you're blinded by it. Sasodei/Yaoi/Two shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,748 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/11/2016 - Published: 4/9/2016 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Just A Midgardian by ninjarism3 reviews
"Why are you even here, mortal? You're just a nuisance, a plaything!" Loki sneered. "You're a weak, pathetic little girl! Then again, one can't expect much from the likes of you. You're just a Midgardian!" LokixOC Xover, I suck at summaries. No flames please!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,370 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/7/2016 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Loki, OC
Practice Makes Perfect by chaann reviews
AU - For the longest time Deidara has used his bestfriend Sasori as a practice partner for just about anything, just for the actual day he'd need it. Now that the time has come for Deidara's first date, what's to come? Sasodei/Yaoi/2 part
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,316 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/30/2016 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Please let me read! by chaann reviews
AU - Sasori just wants to read for his birthday, but what happens when the library closes before he has finished his book? Deisasodei. Happy birthday Danna banana
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2015 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Wonderful Sausage by chaann reviews
AU - Kakuzu loves money, but what happens when he has had just about enough of someone who owes him too much? He'll get his money back one way that's for sure. No pairings! M for excessive violence. Based on the classic folklore/scary story. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,388 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Kakuzu, Hidan, Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Teeny Bikini by chaann reviews
AU - Deidara is invited to go to the beach with the Akatsuki, sans Sasori. Why? Sasori hates the beach! Sasori tries to convince Deidara not to go and to stay home with him. Especially after Deidara talks about... The girls in bikinis! There is only one way to make him stay home. Deisaso/Yaoi/two part - happy summer!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,072 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/29/2015 - Published: 8/2/2015 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
How to Save a Life by Itachi's Husband reviews
[Modern AU. Multi-chapter one-shot. Song fic] Sasori has a drinking problem. Kakuzu's a drug addict. Itachi is suffering from brain damage. Three different walks of life. Three different circumstances. Three worried friends. One end. (Based on The Fray's "How to Save a Life")
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,804 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 8/21/2015 - Akatsuki - Complete
SasoDei: For Better or Worse by AkatsukiShips97 reviews
Sequel to BHaH. Sasori and Deidara are in a mutual hate with one another, but what happens when bits and pieces of their memories from another life begin to resurface? Will the ex-demon and fallen angel find their way back to each other? Or will they descend into madness due to their own recollection? SasoDei AU. Slight OOC. Shounen-ai/Yaoi meaning boyxboy. Don't like? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/20/2015 - Deidara, Sasori
SasoDei: My Only Love by AkatsukiShips97 reviews
Based off of Chad and Abigail from Days. Sasori and Deidara are ex lovers who never completely got over each other. Can they leave all of their betrayals and lies in the past? Or has Deidara already moved on with someone else? What happens when old feelings are sparked when they are reunited? SasoDei AU. Slight OOC. Shounen-ai/Yaoi meaning boyxboy. Don't like? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2015 - Deidara, Sasori
Royal Wedding Disaster by AkatsukiShips97 reviews
Princess Konan and Prince Sasori are destined to wed in order to keep peace between their two kingdoms. There's just one problem...both are already in love with other people! Can these two manage to keep peace and still find a way to be with their true loves? PeinKona and SasoDei. Royal AU. Slight OOC. Contains Shounen-ai/Yaoi meaning boyxboy. Don't like? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2015 - Deidara, Sasori, Pain/Pein, Konan
SasoDei: Gay Boy Play by AkatsukiShips97 reviews
Deidara is hated by nearly every guy in school and loved by practically every girl. The one thing they don't know is that he's secretly a flaming homosexual! What will happen when his big secret is out? Can he manage to snag a date with the hot redhead he's got his eyes on? Or will he be forever alone? SasoDei AU. Slight OOC. Shounen-ai/Yaoi meaning boyxboy. Don't like? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2015 - Deidara, Sasori
SasoDei: My Dying Wish by AkatsukiShips97 reviews
Sasori's dying but he refuses to go down without first experiencing all that life has to offer. Deidara agrees to sneak him out for one last adventure before his time is up. What'll happen during the last months they're together? Will feelings develop or will things take a turn for the worse? SasoDei. AU. Slight OOC. Shounen-ai/Yaoi meaning boyxboy. Don't like? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2015 - Deidara, Sasori
DeiSaso: Temptations by AkatsukiShips97 reviews
None of this would've ever happened if I hadn't given into the temptation of a beautiful man with cash in one hand and a pipe in the other. DeiSaso. AU. Slight OOC. WARNING: Drug use and other criminal activity. Shounen-ai/Yaoi meaning boyxboy. Don't like? Don't read. Told in Sasori's POV.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2015 - Deidara, Sasori
The Naming Of Food by Shiroyamimaru reviews
Zetsu gets bored, so he decides to sniff everyone in the Akatsuki, Team Taka, Tayuya, Kabuto, Kimimaro, and Orochimaru. Pure randomness. Rated T for later chapters. Even if you are looking for something else, you might as well click on this for amusement.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2015 - Orochimaru, Zetsu, Akatsuki, Team Hawk
Akatsuki Kojiin by D3m0nDarks reviews
Akatsuki Kojiin is Ame's not-so-famous orphanage. With boys ranging in ages from four to six, sometimes things can get a little out of control for Konan, Nagato, and Yahiko. Toddler Akatsuki AU, slight NagaKo and SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/29/2015 - Konan, Nagato U., Yahiko, Akatsuki
SasoDei: My Enemy, My Lover by AkatsukiShips97 reviews
Deidara is new to Konoha High and already he's somehow found trouble for himself. He's made a few friends, but what happens when he meets a certain redhead? Will a friendship spark? Will love play a part? Or will they forever hate each other? Rated M just in case. SasoDei AU. Slight OOC. Mentions of other Akatsuki pairings. Shounen-ai/Yaoi meaning boyxboy. Don't like? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,115 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/18/2015 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Deidara, Sasori
Pigtails by chaann reviews
Drabble. Sasori is frustrated with Deidara's lack of effort concerning his hair. No-pairing
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2015 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Deidarella by chaann reviews
AU - Based on the tale of Cindarella. Deidarella faces life with his step family head on as he tries his best to keep a promise to his father. He then realizes that you have to make your own decisions in life, but your valiant efforts will not go unrewarded. Sasodei/oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,556 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/5/2015 - Deidara, Sasori, Obito U. - Complete
The Best Photo by chaann reviews
AU - Deidara takes a hot selfie of himself with his bestfriend Sasori, thinking it's the best photo ever. However his mother strongly disagrees and rambles on to tell them the story of how they first met and took the actual, best photo ever. Late Easter!Fic and sorta deidara bday cause I suck
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2015 - Deidara, Sasori, Konan - Complete
Of Sins and Sorrows by Happii Haden reviews
Sometimes he'd stop for a coffee, flirt with the cute barista, then show up for work before most of the other employees. However, this was no longer his routine. The redhead - Sasori - had adapted to the new world filled with undead monsters. AU/Zombie Apocalypse
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2015 - [Sasori, Deidara] - Complete
Little Red Riding Hood by chaann reviews
AU - A bratty Deidara in a red hood goes out to deliver a basket of goods to his sick Uncle Kakuzu. He just needs to be extra careful, a big bad criminal is on the loose! Or perhaps this will be just what Deidara's boring and overly sheltered life needs? Sasodei/Yaoi/Two shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,675 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/16/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Feel by Dana-Eliza reviews
Request done on Facebook by Lara! After the Edo Tensei Sasori has a human body again. One he needs to get used to, because it has been long since he had last actually felt anything. And Deidara is there to help him out and have Sasori experience things he has not experienced yet. SasoDei, only a lime, bl. Image edit by Night-Being
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/11/2015 - [Sasori, Deidara] - Complete
SasoDei: Between Heaven and Hell by AkatsukiShips97 reviews
Deidara was sent from Heaven to protect Hidan from a certain redheaded demon from ripping him away from his religion and dragging him back to Hell. What does this cunning redhead have in store for his favourite angel? Will Deidara succeed in protecting Hidan? SasoDei. Mentions of KakuHida. AU. Angels and demons. Slight OOC. Shounen-ai/Yaoi meaning boyxboy. Don't like? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,228 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/6/2015 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Attention by VioletteMoon reviews
Sasori is studying for his math exam, but Deidara wants some attention. [DeiSaso AU PWP]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,870 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/26/2015 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Coffee House Name Game by chaann reviews
AU - Coffee-Holic Sasori is reduced to stopping at a coffee shop for his fix. Uncomfortable with the barista asking his name to write it on the cup, he repeats the name that he sees on the others name tag. No-pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2015 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Sasori no Akasuna and the Mushy-Gushy Valentine by chaann reviews
AU - While most kids gobble up holidays as a way to have a little fun in life, nine year old Sasori sees no joy in a day dedicated to LOVE. Especially when he's the cootie-filled outcast and the only person he would consider being interested in is the popular new kid. Talk about high standards.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
SasoDei: Gratitude by AkatsukiShips97 reviews
When little Deidara is getting harassed by a group of bullies, his Danna swoops in to his rescue leading to Deidara giving sweet thank-you-kisses to his hero. Young SasoDei AU. Fluffy fluff for Valentine's day. Don't like? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Bad Dentist by chaann reviews
AU - Business is slow at, soon to be married, Dr. Akasuna and Nurse Deidara's new Dental office. No money means no nice wedding. Finishing up a dental surgery, Deidara immidiately wants to take advantage of the free time to reduce his fiancé's stress even if that means doing it while the patient is unconcious. Sasodei/Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2015 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
SasoDei: Reunited by AkatsukiShips97 reviews
Deidara and Sasori were best friends; nothing could separate them. Until one of them has to move, that is... What will happen when these two lifelong friends are reunited? SasoDei AU. Slight OOC. Shounen-ai/Yaoi meaning boyxboy. Don't like? Don't read. Rated T for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,750 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2015 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
SasoDei: My roommate's a what, un! by AkatsukiShips97 reviews
Deidara, a boy orphaned by a certain red headed vampire, goes to the boarding school of his dreams where he meets his new roommate who's a little more than mysterious. What has he got to hide? And what will happen when feelings start to arise? SasoDei AU. Vampires and other magical beings. Slight OOC. Shounen-ai/Yaoi meaning boyxboy. Don't like? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,219 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/19/2015 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Deidara, Sasori
SasoDei: Lost in Paradise by AkatsukiShips97 reviews
What's it like in the life of a gay prostitute? Sasori sure knows the answer to that question. He's been loved and in love; hated and beaten. Will he ever find love in the blonde he and his ex-boyfriend stole from? Or will he forever be alone in the harsh and empty world of prostitution? Based on the movie Lost In Paradise. Slight OOC. AU. Don't like? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,189 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/12/2015 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
SasoDei: Until The End by AkatsukiShips97 reviews
Deidara is a college student who gets kicked out of his old apartment. He finds a new roommate, Sasori. They don't exactly get along at first, how will they survive each other and the college life? Will feelings other than hate develop? Warning! Drug abuse, drinking, college parties in later chapters. SasoDei AU. Slight OOC. Shounen-ai/Yaoi meaning boyxboy. Don't like? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,153 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 7/8/2014
The Brave and Reckless by Thatdragonrider reviews
After being homeschooled, Deidara is admitted into a boarding school where he meets some interesting characters along with the flirt Sasori who seems to have attained a certain interest in him. It's not that Deidara is trying to stay afloat in this school and experience, he's just wanting.. well he isn't sure. Uhm hopefully this story is better than the summary! T for now I think.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,757 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Deidara, Sasori
The Really Ugly Christmas Sweater by chaann reviews
AU - Christmas is over and the kids are back to school. Sasori is forced to wear an ugly sweater his Granny made for him. Bullies are an awful thing, only one person can save the day! Baby-Sasodei-fluff. Merry winter. edited
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Kissing Booth by chaann reviews
AU - Deidara makes a deal with his parents that if he can make fifteen dollars in three days, they will get him a pet bird. Deidara does everything possible to make the money yet runs short of jobs and money. Last resort, he opens a kissing booth. Why does the weird kid from across the street keep watching him though? My thanks to Cheesepie. **bonus date chapter
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,189 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 10/24/2014 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Goldibrat and The Three Bears by chaann reviews
SemiAU - Based on the fairytale Goldilocks, but more fun as it's told by our beloved grump, Sasori. No-pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2014 - Deidara, Akatsuki, Sasori - Complete
Strawberries by amkay reviews
It's Sasori's birthday and all he wants is some peace and quiet. But of course his friends won't have that and they take him to a bar for his twenty-first birthday. He hates it at first, but then along comes a blond bombshell and . . . Well, maybe his birthday isn't ruined after all. DeiSaso, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,901 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/15/2014 - [Sasori, Deidara] - Complete
Scorpling's Gift by AkatsukiRedCloud reviews
Short one-shot in celebration of Sasori's Birthday! Deidara figures that his sarcastic room mate, Sasori, could do with some enlightenment on his Birthday; but will Deidara really be able to withstand the red-head's venomous behaviour and rude comments? Rated T for language and OOCness. Yaoi, SasoDei. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
My Drunk Prince Charming by chaann reviews
AU - While moping around drunk over being completely alone for the first time on his birthday, our dear alcoholic Sasori phones up a party place and hires an entertainer in an attempt to not feel so depressed. Sasodei/Yaoi/oneshot - edited
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,232 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Tiny Dancer by AkatsukiRedCloud reviews
After Deidara's dream of becoming a street dancer was rejected multiple times, he retorts to an older style which could change his life forever: Ballet. Feeling ridiculous at first, how will the blonde cope in a classroom full of absolute freaks? What will the future bring to Deidara and the others? Rated T for language and other stuff which I forgot, SasoDei! (Read AN for info!)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,998 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Deidara, Sasori, Akatsuki
More Than Enough by D3m0nDarks reviews
Contrary to popular belief, Deidara, in fact, did not usually enjoy arguing. So why does he always instigate arguments with his partner? One-sided DeiSaso drabble. One-shot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2014 - [Deidara, Sasori] - Complete
Kissing Booth by Tainla reviews
Middle School AU. Deidara's class decides to put on a kissing booth for the school fair and Sasori tries to gather up the courage to buy one. Early birthday fic for Chaann!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2014 - Complete
Suits and Ties by chaann reviews
AU - While working at a suit store, Deidara gets a visit from an older customer who only blabs away. Tired of listening, Deidara decides to just smile, nod, and say yes to everything. After a moment of zoning out Deidara realizes he's just agreed to something and he's not sure what! Sasodei/Yaoi/Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,836 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
When The Rain Came by AkatsukiRedCloud reviews
When Deidara asks Sasori if he regretted anything in life, the blonde is given an answer which he is confused about. It is only until much later that he realises what the red-head meant and how this would impact them both. Character death, SasoDei/DeiSaso, angsty one-shot. : D Rated T for language and stuff, Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Your my Danna by secret77752 reviews
Deidara gets kidnapped. While he's kept hostage he meets four other teens, all with different stories. When Konan, Hidan, Itachi, and Tobi all explain how they live with there masters Pein, Kakuzu, Kisame, and Zetsu. How will Dei react when he gets "addopted" by Sasori, and is taken into the world of Vampires? Continuation from my story "MY LITTLE DEI" :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,373 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
SasoDei- Girl, Or Boy? by SasoDeiShipper4Life reviews
Oneshot. Granny Chiyo has her boss around for dinner, and he brings his son. Sasori has a hard time trying to figure out if the blonde is male or female, so takes his chance to find out when the blonde goes to use the toilet. The blondes reaction is unexpected, but leaves the redhead with a permanent smirk. Modern AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
SasoDei- YouTube by SasoDeiShipper4Life reviews
"My names' Deidara Iwa, I'm 16 years old and a fanboy-un. I'm obsessed with the internet, yes that's right... I'm an internet whore-un!", I smiled into the camera which pointed directly at me. I was currently creating my first YouTube video. Deidara was your typical fanboy, addicted to YouTube and a certain popular redhead. How will he react when his idol comments on his video?AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Deidara, Sasori
Date That Went Wrong by SmhsatLife reviews
SasoDei. Chiyo forces Sasori to go on a date with Sakura because of his lack of social skills! The two arrives at an Italian restaurant but meets a gorgeous and sexy blonde name Deidara! What will happen next? Fun games and bathroom fun of course. ;) Rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2014 - [Deidara, Sasori] - Complete
Evil Innocence by AkatsukiRedCloud reviews
Only child, Deidara Iwa and his parents decide that It's time to add a new member to the family, and believe that the best choice is to adopt one around Deidara's age. But what if this "New brother" Isn't so nice and innocent as everyone believes him to be? What if Deidara is the only one who notices this? Based on the movie "Orphan". SasoXDei. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,237 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Perfect Tenant by AkatsukiRedCloud reviews
Sasori was the perfect tenant in his apartment block; quiet, always payed his rent on time, never disrupted anyone. Deidara was the exact opposite of this, and Sasori had to do something to change that. Yaoi, DeiSaso, rated M due to lemons and language, written by an extremely tired and grumpy me. One-shot, Please review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,346 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Forcing Easter by chaann reviews
No one wants to celebrate Easter with Deidara. SIGH. Too bad for Sasori though as Deidara cleverly plans a day of secret egg hunting for him - if he likes it of not! No-pairing. Three day/part fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Deidara, Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
A Glitch in the Magnetic Field by Thatdragonrider reviews
Deidara, a peculiar individual with a special talent for 'glitching' when things get tough is with a group that tells him to get close to a certain person, Sasori. Always one to do anything, even when it means death, he faces this challenge head strong but what if in its own way this is the toughest thing he has to do, only he doesn't realize it? I suck at summaries, sorry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,542 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Deidara, Sasori
Like Magnets by Thatdragonrider reviews
Reupload (oh god): After Deidara's mom leaves for a date, his unruly bestfriend throws a party that he isn't too pleased about. That is until a certain red head shows up. ONE-SHOT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,338 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
SasoDei: Don't Let Me Drown by AkatsukiShips97 reviews
Deidara is in an abusive relationship with Itachi; his home life isn't much better. He acts like everything is okay, but when he's finally had enough will Sasori be able to save him? Or will it already be too late? Character death. Slight OOC. Rated M for last chapter. One sided ItaDei. SasoDei AU. Shounen-ai/Yaoi meaning boyxboy. Don't like? Don't read. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,751 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Of Choices by Thatdragonrider reviews
Sometimes the final death isn't the first one and when decisions are made it makes a person realize that those were the steps all leading up to the final destinations. ONE-SHOT. Hinted 'romance' but not really a romance story.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
All My Fault by PsychoPyro reviews
Sasori and Deidara are forced to suffer the dire consequences after a mission gone wrong. Fear ignites when the unthinkable befalls Deidara, leaving Sasori a helpless mess, unable to save his now vulnerable partner. SasoDei, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Taller by AkatsukiRedCloud reviews
Short one-shot. Sasori complains to Pein about his new blonde partner, resulting in an unamused reaction from the man, and some very hurt feelings. Rated T for language. Slight, slight, slight SasoDei at the end, but only if you squint. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Sasori, Deidara, Pain/Pein - Complete
Mad World by AkatsukiRedCloud reviews
A rather short song-fic. Deidara is mourning over Sasori's death, and realizes that he cannot cope without the red-head. Here we look inside the blonde's feelings towards his Danna, and how the after-affects of the red-head's death impacted on his brat . Based on the song "Mad World", rated T. SasoDei. Warnings: Contains suicide and slight mentions of alcohol. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Murderous Love by AkatsukiRedCloud reviews
New couple, Sasori and Deidara, decide to go on a road trip in their caravan, across England. However, events soon conspire against the couple and their dream caravan holiday takes a very wrong turn indeed. For SasoDei month, rated M for sexual themes and future gore. Based on the film "Sightseers", please review! SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,478 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Until Christmas by Happii Haden reviews
Just the daily life with the Akatsuki gang. Follow them and their relationships as they count down the days til Christmas. My entry for SasoDei Month :D AU SasoDei, KisaIta, KakuHida, PeinKonan, and more!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 60,959 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Deidara, Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
Santa Exists, Un! by AkatsukiRedCloud reviews
Christmas 2013 one-shot, SasoDei month. It's Deidara and Sasori's first Christmas together, and Sasori's surprised by the fact that Deidara still believes in Santa. Will the red-head let the blonde wake up with no presents from Santa? Or will he save Christmas for them both? Rated T for slight sexual themes and language. Please review! Merry Christmas! SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Christmas of Akatsuki by BlastingChaos reviews
Christmas is coming and Deidara is really excited, but Sasori is just annoyed by the hyper blonde. It seems like no one in Akatsuki is interested in spending Christmas together. But that isn't true. This is dedicated to my dear friend. No mature content, but you can surely see the pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Sasori, Deidara
Life After Death by SmhsatLife reviews
DeiSaso. Rated M. (Complete!) Deidara has been dead for 10 years. "I will come back, and taunt you. You will regret, Danna." Sasori recalls. "But How?" Just then, a moving truck stopped by. Out came a gorgeous blonde much like Deidara. But is it really the Deidara that Sasori knows? Tragedy. Yaoi. Don't like? Do not read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,720 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 11/1/2013 - [Deidara, Sasori] - Complete
Violet by BlastingChaos reviews
Deidara has moved to a new city and is looking for a place to stay at. Sasori has an room available for rent and our blonde gets interested in renting it. Will Sasori put up with the blonde and take him as a tenant or kick him out before Deidara has even settled? Not sure of the rating, there will be cursing because of Hidan and sexual themes. Sasodei and other Akatsuki pairings!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Deidara, Sasori
Navigate My Heart by ninjarism3 reviews
A world submerged in water and run by pirates and vigilantes, only a few sparse pockets of land left. Ichigo Kurosaki is one of these vigilantes and lead navigator for the seretei fleet. When the seretei is threatened by the malovent force of the Arrancar, Ichigo is called to the front line. But he doesn't expect to come face-to-face with his school-days arch rival, Grimmjow.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
SasoDei: Psycho Love by KazuCat reviews
Sasori and Deidara are returning from a mission and the blonde suggests they go drinking together for celebration. Two girls in the bar decide to hit on Deidara, allowing the angry jealous Sasori to realize he -maybe- has feelings for his partner. Sasori then proceeds to figure out why he feels the way he does, convincing the blonde to let him try to be his bf. SasoDei. Yaoi. ;D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,753 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Deidara, Sasori
Band of Ukes by xotakux2002x reviews
You can only push your lovers so far, before they're going to leave. How will the Akatsuki members cope during an unwanted separation? kisaita sasodei kakuhidan zettobi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,828 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Complete
SasoDei: How Crazy? by KazuCat reviews
SasoDei/ Mpreg/ Yaoi. Don't like, dont read! Deidara finds out he's pregnant with Sasori's child. Sasori isn't exactly thrilled and Deidara is going through a tough time because it. Will Dei convince Sasori so they can be be a happy fam together? Okay, I suck at descriptions but it's cute, trust me! AND FEELS OMG.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,854 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Forget Me Not by ItachiFanGirl24 reviews
Sasori and Deidara are madly in love. Then one day the blond just disappears, never to be found. Years later Sasori is happily married with two kids and his long lost lover comes back into his life. What's he suppose to do now? Rated M for lemons later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,220 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Sasori, Deidara
Ritual: Curiosity by Mettlei reviews
Once again Hidan is bored at the Akatsuki base, so he decides to go and visit Deidara, but Deidara already has a visitor. SasoDei. Graphic Yaoi. Voyeurism. Slight bondage.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,254 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Deidara, Sasori, Hidan - Complete
Noise - DeiSaso by Dei-licious reviews
Sasori and Deidara live toghether in a noisy big city, and Deidara works untill late. One day he comes home to find Sasori in his bed. DeiSaso yaoi smut, Sasori's POV. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
My little Dei by secret77752 reviews
Deidara lives in a huge mansion with his master Sasori who is a vampire, along with Kisame, Zetsu, Pein, and Kakuzu. But what happens when Deidara is terrified of hospitals, and its check up time! How will Sasori manage when his blond pet needs a physical? read and find out :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,087 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Person without conscience by ReEna-Kk reviews
Deidara is wondering what was the reason for Sasori's death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
What Deidara and Sasori do in their spare time by dark-spirited Bakura reviews
Itachi listens in on Sasori and Deidara having a very... interesting conversation. Suggestive themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Dementia by riptocs reviews
When Deidara starts acting strangely and begins forgetting things, could something be seriously wrong? Sasori is willing to do anything to make sure his boyfriend is healthy. Some SasoxDeio, implied KisaxIta, KakuxHida, and PeinxKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Deidara, Sasori
Lover's Music Meme by elric0sis reviews
A music inspired meme. Pairings inside are: KisameXItachi SasoriXDeidara, hint of MadaraXDeidara, KakuzuXDeidara, and ZetsuXTobi THESE ARE YAOI PAIRINGS! RATED FOR SASORI'S, DEIDARA'S, AND HIDAN'S LANGUAGE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
SasoDei Alphabet! by crossmyheart1207 reviews
26 letters in the Alphabet, so 26 one-shots! I'm picking a word that starts with each letter and using it as a theme of sorts for a one shot. So, there will be plenty of fluff and, maybe a little more?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,326 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Why the Akatsuki Should Never Ever Teach Sex Ed by SilverLullabies93 reviews
Crack!Fic. When the Akatsuki decide that Team 7 needs to learn about sex, chaos is bound to follow.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
Miraculous Mistakes by elric0sis reviews
Is it a miracle? Or is it a terrible terrible mistake? Who knew this is what would happen after a night of love? KisaIta KakuHida SasoDeiMada love triangle Rated for language and possible smut!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Itachi U., Deidara, Hidan, Akatsuki
SasoDei Just Another Day by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Sequel to An Unordinary Day. Just when Deidara thinks that his life is finally starting to get better, reality decides to give him a hard slap across the face. Will Deidara ever live a normal life? SasoDei, MPREG, lemons, you get tha drill
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,594 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Diseases A to Z by Bridge7112 reviews
SasoDei one shots! K is for Kidney Stones!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,156 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
Punish Me, Teach' by Gin no raita wa bara reviews
There were various things that abraded Sasori Akasuna, one of them being his most...titillating student, Deidara Iwa.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,878 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Runaway by Bridge7112 reviews
Deidara was a college student, Sasori was a Neko who escaped from a lab. When the two meet it's a long road for Sasori to trust the blonde, but little does he know how much the blonde is doing to try and save him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,699 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Beautiful and the Damned by Shuriken to the face reviews
AU. Deidara is a fast-living, hell-raising, iconic artist with a drug problem. Sasori is a reclusive, lonely artistic genius with a serious commitment complex. Sasodei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,348 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
SasoDei Baby Blue by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
"Well, Congratulations, You're 5 Weeks Pregnant!" "I'M WHAT, UN! ? !" Sequel to SasoDei School of Freaks. Warning: Yaoi, MPreg, Lemons, SasoDei, and pairings from School of Freaks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,321 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Akatsuki take the SemeUke Quiz by Teiden reviews
Deidara always did find interesting sites, who knew one of them could tell all of the Akatsuki what their rolls are? major mentions of SasoDei, KakuHida and KisaIta. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Headboards and Hard Wood Floors by TheCupcakeMonster reviews
A collection of Naruto oneshots. May contain AU, yaoi, hentai, fluff, bondage, kink, etc... Rated M for a reason. Please give me your pairing requests!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,044 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009
Make Me Bleed by Shuriken to the face reviews
Deidara is injured...This is extreme Yaoi. You have been warned. Sasodei. Now a series.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,494 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Honey and Poison by BomberBrat reviews
Because according to one Madara Uchiha, that's what little Deidara's are made of. Shota warning! MadaDei! Written as a gift for my Tobi. Lemony goodness, is good.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,858 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Deidara, Madara U. - Complete
Blond Jokes by Songstone reviews
You've heard the dumb blond jokes before, and these aren't anything new. The only difference here is that the 'dumb blond' is everyone's favorite suicide bomber. -SasoDei in the first chapter, and will mostly be just Dei-abuse...in a loving way, of course
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
When the Heart Guides the Hand by Aesthetic-Plastic reviews
SasoDei oneshot. GIFT FIC. What happens when Sasori has enough of Deidara interrupting him from his work? Not intended for those with a weak stomach.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
I Choose My Life by XxTwistedEverAfterxX reviews
Sasori lost his partner, only to gain a new one to raise. Slowly they start to bond. But what happens when this seemingly innocent blonde boy's past starts to catch up with him, secrets are revealed and trust and love are put on the line? SasoDei Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,170 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Ordinary Vanity by Amaryllis Radiata reviews
Cyborgs are more human than people think they are. Deidara knows this better than most: his roommate happens to be one.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
Ding by IceCrome reviews
Deidara finds out that the internet can make two people fall in love easier than one thought. AU. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,716 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Alien Boyfriend by AestheticAcoustic reviews
A space ship crash lands in the woods behind Deidara's house. Inside, he finds an alien and decides to help the injured red head. What will come of this? Better than it sounds. Full summary inside. SasoDei, yaoi, Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,677 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - [Deidara, Sasori] - Complete
Birthday by Your Silver Lining reviews
It's Christmas time and it's Mello's birthday and he gets something from Near. But he wants something in return? MelloXNear Shounen-ai
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Inseparable by Doc Scratch reviews
Sequel to Separation. Good Idea: Taking a break from caring for three astoundingly intelligent and incredibly bothersome boys. Bad Idea: Inflicting them upon an innocent, unprepared summer camp in the process. Mello/Near! On hiatus indefinitely.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,985 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Mello, Near
Akatsuki Go: On Holiday by Shuriken to the face reviews
It's that time of the year again: Akatsuki Annual Bonding Week! Contains Sasodei yaoi, OOCness, footnotes, adventures, and British pop culture references.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,272 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
A Matter of Hormones by Doc Scratch reviews
Hormones?" "Yeah, you know. They're chemicals secreted from special glands throughout your body that-" Dialogue fic. Implied Mello/Near Slash
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Playing Doctor by AestheticAcoustic reviews
AU Deidara's going to the doctor for his first prostate exam. Things turn out a lot more interesting than he thought they would be. SasoDei, PWP, lemon, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/28/2008 - [Deidara, Sasori] - Complete
Can You See Me? by AestheticAcoustic reviews
AU Deidara's heart is failing and he has less than six months to live. Surgery could save him, but it's expensive. Can he get a kiss from his crush, Sasori Akasuna, before it's too late? Full summary inside. SasoDei. Lemons. Complete! SEQUEL DELETED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,043 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - [Deidara, Sasori] - Complete
I Kissed a Guy by Synonymous Brian reviews
In which Raito confesses his doings with L to the Task Force through a modified pop song. Parody of "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry. CRACK. MAJOR OOCNESS. LxRaito
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Separation by Doc Scratch reviews
Good Idea: Teaching Mello to control his temper. Bad Idea: Sending him away from Near to do it. MelloxNear! Now has a sequel!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,262 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
ITACHI: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA ITACHI unit! With this guide, learn how to raise and love your very own Uchiha Prodigy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Shooting A Combo by YaoiRocks reviews
They all say woman always do what they can to get what they want and when a situation arises in which they can get the advantage, they will take it…like when Sasori lusts for our little blonde Deidara...enter pool and a little bet sasodei,lemon,oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/16/2008 - [Sasori, Deidara] - Complete
My Feelings by Atopos reviews
Sasori thinks back to the mere seconds he had before he died. All he can see is Tobi taking all that he held dear to him. Oneshot. Yaoi between SasoDei and ToDei. Swearing as well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Sasori - Complete
Akatsuki at the Seaside by Shuriken to the face reviews
Everyone's favourite criminals have a nice day out...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Giggles and Gossip by luck33ang3l reviews
Itachi can't help but overhear a strange conversation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 4,249 - Follows: 555 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
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Little Flame reviews
Sasori is a young student. He is pessimistic, stubborn, and complex. To him, the world is cruel; people value what they see with their eyes, not what they feel with their hearts. But perhaps he'll learn otherwise. A blond criminal with a "player" attitude will aim to bypass his walls, one by one. After all, how cold can this little flame be? WARNING: DeiSaso & others. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,196 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Deidara, Sasori, Akatsuki
My Weird Roommate reviews
Deidara is handsome, funny, and anyone's dream partner. Why is he still single? Because his creepy, unsociable red-haired roommate scares away anyone he brings to their apartment. The blonde is determined to find a potential lover that will not back down easily, and Sasori is sure no such thing will happen. WARNING: SasoDei. Don't like? Don't read. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,756 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Deidara, Sasori
The Flyer and The Earth-Walker reviews
Deidara is fascinated by the legend of the Flyers; mysterious beings that watch over the humans or 'Earth-Walkers'. When he was young, he stood at his window and wished to meet one. So what will happen when, a few years later, a Flyer named Sasori falls from the sky and lands in his backyard with a broken wing? WARNING: SasoDei & other Akatsuki pairings. Don't like? Don't read. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,791 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Deidara, Sasori, Akatsuki
Porcelain Demon reviews
To be accepted into a gang, Deidara must commit his first crime; theft. But why in the name of sanity does he choose to swipe a cursed doll? Evil is unleashed, and Deidara realizes that he may have stolen a little more than he bargained for. The consequences are painfully bittersweet... WARNING: SasoDei & other Akatsuki pairings. Don't like? Don't read. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,627 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Deidara, Sasori, Akatsuki
Supernatural, Extraterrestrial reviews
A series of paranormal/mythological Oneshots. In each installment, one of our artists isn't entirely human... How dangerous is it to fall in love with another species? WARNING: SasoDei/DeiSaso & other Akatsuki pairings. Don't like? Don't read. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,869 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Deidara, Sasori, Akatsuki
Synthetic Heart reviews
Driven by curiosity, Itachi and Deidara - two prestigious scientists - decide to tamper with nature. The result is Sasori, a sentient hybrid with a gentle soul. What happens when this experiment becomes more human than intended? And when, exactly, does love become wrong? Inspired by Splice. WARNING: SasoDei/ItaDei. Don't like? Don't read. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/1/2015 - Itachi U., Deidara, Sasori
Sweet Sinner reviews
Oneshot. Deidara is the new owner of a candy shop on the street of Red Sand. He is surrounded by sugary treats, but only one truly takes his fancy. Will he be able to resist this sexy, bittersweet dessert? WARNING: DeiSaso. Don't like? Don't read. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,171 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/22/2015 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Coming Out at Christmas reviews
Oneshot. A secret can be difficult to keep, especially if it involves love, and Sasori's feelings for Deidara have developed into just that. Trouble is, the blonde also happens to be his platonic friend. And completely oblivious. And as straight as a steel ruler. Oh joy. With Christmas fast-approaching, Sasori is soon put to the ultimate test of patience. WARNING: SasoDei. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2015 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Be My Valentine reviews
A short Oneshot. A year ago, little Sasori had his heart broken, and he has loathed Valentine's Day ever since. It served as a reminder of the past. But maybe, just maybe, he can make it better for someone else. WARNING: SasoDei. Don't like? Don't read. AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2015 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Typo Trouble reviews
A short Oneshot based on a real conversation. Deidara accidentally sends his Danna something inappropriate, leading the redhead to question his partner's browsing history. WARNING: SasoDei. Don't like? Don't read. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2015 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Alpha and Omega reviews
The world is divided. There are rich and poor. The strong and the weak. There are those born to lead, and those made to follow. Neither will accept the other and are forbidden to mix. So what will happen when a blonde Omega and red-haired Alpha are forced to work together? Success…or anarchy? WARNING: SasoDei & other Akatsuki pairings. Don't like? Don't read. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,996 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Deidara, Sasori, Akatsuki
Jealousy reviews
Sasori and Deidara have been in a relationship for only a few months, but already they are being pulled apart. Sasori devotes his time to studying and has difficulty showing affection for his loyal blonde. Will he be able to hold onto his lover when an old childhood friend moves back to town? WARNING: ItaDeiSaso & other Akatsuki pairings. Don't like? Don't read. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,794 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Itachi U., Deidara, Sasori, Akatsuki
31st October reviews
A short Oneshot. It's Halloween and Sasori decides to host a costume party, with the intent of pleasing his lover. However, it isn't ghosts and ghouls he should be wary of, but the green-eyed monster known as jealousy. WARNING: SasoDei. Don't like? Don't read. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/1/2014
Butterflies reviews
A short Oneshot. Deidara loves butterflies, so his Danna decides that visiting a butterfly house will be the perfect gift. WARNING: SasoDei. Don't like? Don't read. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2014 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
A Creepy-crawly Emergency reviews
A short Oneshot. Deidara finds an unwelcome guest in his bedroom and he needs a little help getting rid of it. Luckily, his Danna is on hand to save him. WARNING: SasoDei. Don't like? Don't read. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Deidara, Sasori
The Hole in the Wall reviews
A short Oneshot. Sasori is a person that takes very little interest in anything; he reserves his attention for his bike, Hiruko, and his art. Nothing else seems to matter. But one day his curiosity gets the better of him and he finds himself interested in...something very different indeed. WARNING: SasoDei. Don't like? Don't read. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Deidara, Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
Valentine's Day reviews
A short Oneshot. Sasori had never liked February the 14th. That is, until he met Deidara. What happens when, whilst shopping for a gift, he uncovers something a little too risqué for his liking? And to top it all off, it involves his precious blonde... WARNING: SasoDei. Don't like? Don't read. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Deidara, Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
Three's a Crowd reviews
Sasori had always hated cats. But what he didn't count on was one turning up on the front porch, or having to compete with it for his lover's affections! Thus began the battle of Sasori vs. Snugglekins. The prize? Deidara's attention! WARNING: SasoDei & other Akastuki pairings. Don't like? Don't read. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,259 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Deidara, Sasori
I Will Teach You reviews
Deidara is a new experiment, and every experiment must have a tutor to guide them. Help them. Show them. Teach them how to be human. Sasori is a tutor with a new assignment; to look after the blonde. But with simple everyday tasks being difficult for the boy, Sasori knows this will be no walk in the park. WARNING: SasoDei & other Akatsuki pairings. Don't like? Don't read. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Deidara, Sasori, Akatsuki
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