Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Akatsuki or any of the characters/concepts featured. All characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto.

WARNING: There is a bit of a Lemon ahead, but you can skip if you don't like it. I understand. *Hugs* :D

Sasori couldn't stop himself from grinning.

Snugglekins was mewling loudly and padding around Deidara's legs, brushing up against his owner and begging that his crime be over-looked. He flicked his ears and tail apologetically. Unfortunately for him, Deidara was not in a very forgiving mood.

It was the late evening; the blonde had spent longer than expected on his shopping trip, having eventually decided on a lovely blue collar. Not only that, but he had also purchased several bags of clothing for himself. Sasori didn't mind though; watching Shittykins get punished was priceless. He had to fight to stop himself from laughing.

'Snuggles, that was a brand-new canvas,' scolded Deidara, picking up the kitten and carrying him to the kitchen.

The creature squirmed feebly, and gave a pitiful yowl as he was placed on the cold tiles of the kitchen floor.

Deidara bit his lip. 'You're going to stay in here for a little while and reflect on what you've done, un…'

Snugglekins stared up at him with large, sad eyes, and his ears drooped. This hadn't been his intention! He had meant to hurt the red one! Not this one! Never this one! He loved this one…

Deidara wasn't dealing with the punishment any better. He wanted to scoop the kitten up and spoil him with hugs and kisses. It was difficult to punish something so cute. 'Don't give me that look,' he whispered, closing the door slowly and flicking the latch. 'This is your own fault, hm…'

Realising what was happening, Snugglekins tried to run up to his master, but the door closed in his face. He reached up and tapped it repeatedly with his small paws. He cried out over and over again, pleading to be let out and held once more.

Deidara winced when he heard pitiful cries drift through the wood. It was heart-breaking.

Worried, he turned to Sasori. 'Danna, am I doing the right thing, un?' he asked.

Sasori, in an attempt to hide his secret delight, put on a façade of solemnity. He pulled Deidara into a hug, linking his arms around his lover's waist. 'Of course,' he whispered, trying to keep his voice steady. 'It needs to learn the rules, baby. Sometimes you need to be cruel to be kind...'

Deidara nodded slowly. He ran his fingers through his boyfriend's short, red hair. It was soft and silky, and wonderful to feel. It had a soothing quality.

Sasori smiled blissfully at the closeness between them; this was the way it was supposed to be.

Just him and Deidara, together.

'Danna, hm?'

'Yeah?'

Deidara pulled away from the hug, but left his arms draped around the other's neck. When Sasori gave him a questioning look, he smiled naughtily. 'You want to see what else I brought today, un?' he asked.

Sasori smirked. The look that Deidara was giving him was so enticing. It was mischievous, it was sexy, and it was turning him on. He enjoyed it when his lover acted this way; the little angel would actually turn out to be a little devil, and in all the right ways. 'That depends. Would I like it?' he whispered, playfully.

Deidara hummed nonchalantly, and he trailed a hand down his Danna's chest, playing with the lapel of his shirt. 'Maybe,' he teased.

Sasori's smirk grew and he leaned in for a kiss.

But, to his dismay, Deidara had pulled away from his grasp.

He opened his mouth to say something, but didn't get much further than the first syllable.

Instead, he watched in awe as Deidara disappeared down the hall, swaying his hips. He then paused outside the bedroom, only to look back over his shoulder and give Sasori the most alluring look he had ever received.

'Danna, un? Are you coming?'

Sasori blinked several times. How was it possible for someone to look so irresistible? He tried to say something but all that emerged was an incoherent mumble. 'Uhuh…'

Deidara smiled at his expression and used one finger to beckon him over. Of course, the redhead was hardly going to deny the request, and happily followed.

'Wait here for a minute,' whispered Deidara, stopping his Danna from entering the room.

Sasori nodded excitedly, and stole one last kiss before his boyfriend left to get ready. He knew the blonde was a snappy dresser, so he wouldn't have to wait long at all. That was a bonus; he hated to be kept waiting.

Meanwhile, in the kitchen, Snugglekins had hatched a miniature plan of his own.

It was true that he wasn't the smartest member of the animal kingdom, the parrots and dolphins taking those spots, but he had still managed to figure out how the latch worked. If you were to push down on it with enough force, it would open. He began to jump up at the door, swiping at the clasp with his paws. When this proved fruitless, he decided to take a leap of faith from the kitchen counter.

He climbed up onto one of the chairs, and then onto the worktop. He crouched down, his ears flicking from side to side like furry radars. Growling, he readied himself, haunches raised. Then he sprang into the air, hitting the latch at just the right angle before bouncing back off and landing on the floor once more.

He purred happily when the door swung open just enough to allow him to escape. His freedom had been granted, and now he could track down his master.

Squeezing through the narrow gap, he spotted the red one at the end of the hall. He was waiting outside the bedroom. Snugglekins hissed savagely and took off, bounding down the hall at extraordinary speed.

Sasori flinched when he felt something small and fast hurtle into his legs.

He looked down and scowled.

Snugglekins stared up at him. He looked very pleased with himself; he had just bypassed the human defence known as the door.

Sasori curled his upper lip in revulsion and nudged the ball of fluff with his foot, making it squeak. He would never understand how Deidara could touch the mangy thing. 'Piss off,' he growled.

But no matter how many times he pushed the kitten away, it just kept coming back. Each time it made a point of sitting directly in front of him; its imprudence knew no bounds, and it seemed as determined to wait for Deidara as he was. Sasori sighed irritably and crouched down so that he was finally at eye-level with his foe. He would have to try a different tactic. 'Listen, you dumb animal,' he hissed, as quietly as possible. 'You want to make Dei happy, right? That's what you want, isn't it?'

Snugglekins snarled at him.

Sasori ignored this and continued, smirking. 'Well so do I, but in a different way. Capiche?'

The cat gave him an unimpressed look. His ear twitched.

Sasori narrowed his eyes, Snugglekins copying him.

Pretty soon man and beast were staring each other down, some sort of ancient rivalry burning between them. It was as if thousands of years of hatred had suddenly become concentrated, two different species fighting over the same thing and neither willing to back down. Actually they would have stayed in the same position for a while, had a soft voice not interrupted them.

'Danna, un?~'

Both males instantly whipped round to face the bedroom.

Sasori was the first to react. He wasn't going to let his romantic time with Deidara be ruined by a cat. Quickly standing and opening the door, he stepped inside and swiftly turned to block Snugglekins with the side of his foot. The kitten sprang back, shocked, and Sasori simply closed the door on him.

The redhead chuckled on the other side of the wood as he listened to the creature hiss and claw the carpet, no doubt baring his fangs. He took a moment to celebrate his victory.

'Danna? What are you doing, un?'

The moment Sasori turned to face his lover, his mind was wiped blank.

There, on their bed, was Deidara. He was laying on his back, meaning his view of Sasori was upside-down, and his arms were raised above his head, a sign of total submission. His hair, no longer tied up, was spread about him like a golden crown or halo. In the yellow light of the room, he looked absolutely stunning, but it was his attire that caused Sasori's mouth to become dry.

He was wearing some sort of white, silky garment, similar to a scarf. Whatever it was, it was draped neatly around him, his chest still visible through the thin material, softly rising and falling as he breathed.

Sasori's eyes immediately wandered to another part of his boyfriend's anatomy.

All that kept that area from being seen was a cluster of white ribbons. On closer inspection, the bands had been woven together around his thighs like laces, going down to just above the knee.

Other than that, he was completely exposed.

Deidara snickered at his Danna's face and summoned him over. He complied without protest, sitting down on the mattress. He could do nothing but stare. Deidara rolled his eyes and brought the redhead down for a passionate kiss, which he eagerly returned.

In the hall, Snugglekins was engaging in the animal equivalent of pacing; dashing up and down with his tail streaming out behind him. He needed to find a way inside before the red one attacked his master; he had already tried to eat him, so who knew what else he was capable of? What diabolical scheme he was planning?

The kitten finally came to a stop, pausing in front of the dreaded door. This one didn't seem to have a latch as such, and even if it did there was no way he would get in without the red one noticing him. No, he needed to be cunning this time and launch a surprise attack.

His two yellow eyes drifted to the nearby window. It was open slightly, the curtains fluttering in the breeze.

…Did the bedroom have a window as well?

He jumped up onto the ridge and poked his head out, turning it to see that his theory had been correct. The bedroom did indeed have its own window, complete with another ledge.

His instincts automatically blocked out the possibility of falling, and Snugglekins leaped effortlessly to the neighbouring windowsill. He peered inside the window, which was situated directly above the double bed. What he saw made his fur stand up on end.

Things inside the room were getting steamy.

His two masters were sitting up on the structure, the blonde one in the red one's lap, legs wrapped around his waist. Their bodies were pressed together, their lips partaking in a flurry of kisses, and their tongues joining in the action.

Snugglekins watched their erratic movements, appalled. It was almost enough to make him lose his balance.

Still locked in a kiss, Sasori discarded his lover's scarf, letting it fall off of the bed. He then broke apart and latched onto the blonde's left nipple, licking and sucking the erect nub, whilst his hands had travelled to his partner's thighs, groping them. Deidara moaned loudly and buried his fingers in his Danna's hair, pressing the man to his chest and begging for more. 'Un,' he pleaded. 'Un…unnn…'

Sasori smirked against his angel's skin. No music was sweeter than the sounds Deidara could make. He moved one hand to the blonde's ass, his fingers sliding in-between the soft cheeks. Of course, they could go no further due to the complicated mass of ribbon, but the sensation was enough to drive Deidara crazy. Sasori chuckled at his frustration. 'You like this, baby? Hm?' he asked, curling his fingers and rubbing the skin.

Deidara threw his head back and groaned. He pushed back against the redhead's digits, desperate for them to touch a more neglected area. They were so close to his entrance. He rocked his hips. 'Please…Danna! A-ah!~'

Snugglekins watched with wide eyes as the red one lowered his master down onto the bed, hovering over him like a terrifying predator. It looked like he was about to tear out Deidara's throat. The tiny cat patted repeatedly at the window. He needed to warn the blonde one! He needed to save him! But alas, the quiet scratching sound that he created was easily blocked out by the moans.

So the happy couple didn't hear a thing.

Sasori was nibbling at Deidara's neck whilst his hands tugged impatiently at the lace around the blonde's thighs. It had been done up tightly but he needed his access to be unrestricted. He smiled when he felt his shirt being pulled; it appeared that Deidara was just as eager.

He moved back and was pleased to see how aroused his angel was.

Deidara was panting heavily, his arms still around his Danna's neck and his legs slightly parted, just enough to allow Sasori to move between them. His cheeks were red, and his hair was strewn everywhere. 'Danna,' he whispered, breathless. 'Take…take off your shirt, hm…'

Sasori was happy to oblige and hastily abandoned said item of clothing, tossing it to the bedroom floor, along with his jeans. Deidara's eyes lit up when his Danna's chest was revealed, and he couldn't stop himself from reaching up to trace the perfect muscles. His hand then travelled down the redhead's body, eventually reaching his boxers. They now sported an impressive bulge. 'Mhm, nice…so…so big, hm…' he murmured, his cheeks heating up. The thought of having that thing inside of him was a huge turn-on.

Sasori shuddered. Those words alone were enough to bring him to the point of insanity.

On the window ledge, Snugglekins was going wild. He yowled at the top his lungs, hissing and brushing up against the window, anything in an attempt to get attention. He even threw himself at the glass. He only did this once though, as it gave him a slight headache.

Sasori had finally managed to find and grip the end of the ribbon that held Deidara's clothing together. He smirked and gave it a gentle tug, watching as the whole thing unravelled to reveal his angel's most exquisite part.

Deidara gave a small mewl of encouragement. He stared at Sasori, his eyes glazed over with lust. 'Touch me…un…' he whimpered, spreading his legs further.

Outside, Snugglekins let out a meow of anguish. He couldn't watch the red one defile his master like this. It was unbearable. It was disgusting. It was just plain wrong.

Deidara was writhing uncontrollably, completely messing up the bed sheets. He couldn't get over how skilful his partner was with his hands, probably due to practising puppetry. He heard his Danna chuckle and knew that could only mean one thing. The redhead moved his hand, using his thumb to circle the head of the blonde's cock. Deidara gasped and bucked his hips. 'Now…n-now,' he begged, knowing he would arrive too soon otherwise. 'Danna! Take me now, un…please!~'

For answer, Sasori captured the blonde's lips with his own; forcing his tongue inside the younger's mouth. He grunted when he felt Deidara push back, the two muscles sliding over each other in a fiery dance. 'You…need…prep?' he breathed between kisses.

Deidara shook his head; he knew that Sasori was meant to be the impatient one in the relationship, but he couldn't wait any longer. He needed his boyfriend inside him. Besides, it wasn't as if he was inexperienced. He licked his lips and watched as his Danna removed his boxers…

Snugglekins sat outside the window, rain now pouring down around him. He was getting thoroughly soaked. He watched sadly as the two humans expressed their feelings in the most intimate of ways. It was unnatural. Screwing up his nose, he covered his face with his paws. He knew what was going to happen. They were going to mate. The red one was going to copulate with his master and then toss him aside. He was sure of it.

Deidara whimpered when felt Sasori position himself, and gave a muffled cry as he slid in. 'Sasori,' he whispered, dropping his lover's usual title. He clung to the elder male, hoping for the pain to subside quickly.

Sasori kissed his forehead lovingly. It was difficult to restrain himself, but he would endure for as long as Deidara wanted him to, such was the true extent of his feelings. Ordinarily, waiting would be out of the question. He whispered, his lips grazing the outer shell of his angel's ear, 'I know, baby, I know…I know…'

They remained like that for a few moments, connected as one.

Then Deidara moved his hips slightly, signalling that he was ready. Slowly, Sasori withdrew before thrusting back in. A low groan emanated from deep within his throat and he relished how marvellous the feeling was. Deidara let out a shaky gasp. 'Un, aah…Danna…'

Both males began moving their hips in perfect sync, Deidara using his legs to guide Sasori in deeper. Gradually, they built up a steady rhythm. Both of their bodies were slick with sweat.

Snugglekins was lying down on the window ledge, his eyes droopy and his body shivering from the cold. He had failed in his mission. He jumped when he felt a raindrop land on the very tip of his nose. He shook his head to remove it and huddled up next to the wall in an attempt to avoid any more of the falling liquid.

Deidara groaned as he was pushed backwards and forwards against the mattress, and he gripped the sheets tightly. He felt his release rapidly approaching. 'Sa-Sasori!' he panted, barely able to think amidst the lust the clouded his mind.

Sasori picked up his pace; trailing messy kisses along his lover's collar bone and up his neck. 'It's…okay,' he gasped, still moving his hips. 'For me, Dei…cum for me…cum for Danna…'

Those words were all that was needed.

All at once, Deidara let out a shuddering cry as an indescribable sensation surged through every inch of his body. He arched his back, releasing his seed onto their stomachs, and his muscles tightened. Feeling the walls clamp down around him, Sasori was brought to release himself and he grunted as he came deep within his lover.

The couple remained still for a while, basking in the aftermath of the pleasure they had just received. Then Sasori gently pulled out, moving to be at his angel's side. They stared at each other for a moment, and then giggled quietly, completely ignoring the mess they had created.

'Wow, Danna…' breathed Deidara. His eyes were heavy and he had curled into a fetal position.

Sasori smiled weakly. 'It's what you do to me…'

Deidara laughed. 'That is so corny, un…' he whispered, grinning.

Sasori chuckled and snaked an arm around the blonde's waist, pulling him as close as possible. He then used his hand to cup the younger male's cheek, bringing him in for one last kiss. He felt Deidara smile against his lips, and he sighed as they broke apart.

Deidara snuggled up next to his Danna, allowing the redhead to stroke his hair. He felt his eyes begin to close and he melted into the soft pillows, not fully hearing the 'I love you' that escaped his Danna's lips.

Sasori frowned when he got no response, but his faith was restored when he realised that his one and only had simply fallen asleep. He hummed happily, stroking his partner's cheek with the back of his index finger.

Then he became aware of a light tapping that originated from the window behind him.

He turned, expecting to see a demented pigeon perched outside, but instead came face to face with a skinny, bedraggled-looking, furry thing.

He grinned hugely.

Shittykins.

The cat was giving him the most murderous look that had ever graced an animal's face. It was a look that could freeze fire and make the devil himself quake in his boots. If there had not been a window separating the two, Snugglekins would have lunged and clawed the redhead's face to the point where no amount of plastic surgery would save him.

But that wasn't the case, and Sasori felt no fear.

He flipped the kitten the bird, before nestling down next to Deidara, a content smirk plastered onto his face. To add insult to injury, he planted a soft kiss on the blonde's head.

Snugglekins remained still for a moment, before slowly skulking away and hopping over to the adjacent window once more. If Sasori had bothered to look up, he would have noticed something ominous about the way the creature walked, one black paw in front of the other. It had been gripped with a sturdy resolve.

To make Sasori's life a living hell.

Poor kitty...he shall have his revenge. But on the bright side; SasoDei for all. :D Sasori has to watch out now though; I think he might have crossed a line, dudes... XD

Hope you enjoyed, and thank you for being so patient. Not just with this story, but everything else as well. :)

A review is always appreciated, but no flames please. Love you all! :D