Deidara sat outside of his house in the sunshine doing absolutely nothing. Same as always, he did all the chores his Mother gave him, helped his Father harvest some of the vegetables, ran out of clay and paints, and now had nothing to do. This happened way too often, there was nothing to do!

"Ugh! I want to do something destructive, yeah!" He yelled, throwing his fists into the air.

Sighing, his mother stuck her head through the window and tutted. "I think you mean CONstructive, honey."

Deidara scoffed as he picked up a rock to throw it for the sake of throwing it. "Tch! Yeah, right."

"Now, now." His Mother groaned as she popped her head back into the house. "No need to be so rude!"

Rude was true. After the incident with Sasori, Deidara was quickly met by his Father, Uncle and other neighboring men. Keeping his word, the boy lied about the criminals, appearance, location and of course having sex with the man.

His uncle didn't believe him at first, that is until he mentioned kisses were gross. Kissing another man? Ridiculous! Letting that creep have his way with his body? C'mon, no way! The guy is a killer, not a rapist. Deidara kicked that freak's ass to the curb!

Well, that's what he told them. You know the real story and how it was the complete opposite. No regrets obviously. Deidara would have the sexy criminal do him again in a heartbeat

Since then the locals noticed a definite change. Deidara became more rowdy, more angry, more rude and much more troublesome. He would pick fights with people, steal stuff and light things on fire. Not to mention everything he did was done with so much lackluster. Face it, he just wanted out of his boring life.

It was driving everyone around him either angry-crazy, or worried to the point of being crazy. Nothing was enough to crave this rebellious itch. He really missed his big bad criminal. The main thing that got him in trouble was he expiramented with his art after being inspired by Sasori. No one was particularily fond of having their stuff blown to smithereens.

Stepping outside of the house and holding a basket, Konan approached her son. "Deidara, I am going next door for tea with the ladies. Would you like to come?"

Deidara groaned at the thought of walking all that way to hang out with a bunch of women. "Ugh! Drink tea and have that dumb girl over there treat me like one? No way Momma... I'd rather run off with that criminal." He mumbled the last part, avoiding eye contact since he knew that was a touchy subject with his Mother.

Grabbing onto his cheek Konan gave it a harsh pinch. "Deidara that's not funny!" She hissed before walking down the front path to the white picket fence.

Watching his Mother walk off, Deidara buried his face into his hands, rubbing his cheek in particular. "I wasn't trying to be funny..."

"I thought it was a good joke. Your reasoning, it's ridiculous, Brat."

Whipping his head up at the voice, Deidada squealed in delight at the sight of a strange man leaning on the white fence. "Danna, Danna, Danna!" He cried running over and through the gate, into the strangers well layered arms.

"It's still as sexy as ever to hear you call me, mmph!" Sasori started but was then stopped when Deidara crashed their faces together, wasting no time in grabbing at the mans chest and then arm muscles. Arm muscles that were good to be dragged towards the house. "Uh, Brat, where are you taking me?" He then asked, allowing himself to be dragged along by the blond.

Deidara gave a little laugh and held on even tighter. "Shh, shh. Just come to my room, yeah."

Going through the very quiet, little house they ended up in the blonds bedroom. Deidara led the man to his single sized bed where he quickly threw himself at the redhead yet again.

Sasori laughed as he figured out what the blond wanted. Moaning into the kiss, he let the smaller male on top of him take charge until a thought popped into his head. "What happens if someone comes home?" He asked as Deidara moved on to sucking at his neck.

"Not likely. Dad is out trading goods and Momma is having a tea party a plot land over, un."

"Well, okay then." Sasori grinned, deciding to help to boy out in his kissing by taking off his shirt.

Deidara gave a small delighted noise and he removed his own blouse before going back down on the others chest, leaving small little red marks all over. Sasori smirked and decided this was when he was going to take over -

"Nope! No Danna, you have to sit there an let me do the work!"

Sitting back again, Sasori sighed. Who knows? This could turn out to be a lot of fun. To let the sexually inexperienced brat have his way with his body and explore it, that is. What could go wrong?

Getting up to his knees, Deidara slowly undid the laced drawstring that held his pants up, slowly pulling them down with his underwear to show a tiny and thin patch of blond curls, as well as his semi hard erection.

Sasori couldn't help but laugh a little at the boys lacking of a proper head of pubic hair. He had before been so preoccupied with the small size, he failed to notice the thinning hair. "Would you look at that, you gained what, ten or eleven new hairs since our last time a few months ago?" He joked that he had actually noticed them before but back then they were so few.

"Shut up!" Deidara hissed as he heard that jab at his physical maturity. Leaning in, he bit the redheads neck to prove himself.

Flinching at the pain, Sasori quickly went to swat the blond away. "Ouch! What was that for - " He stopped and smiled. "Oh, kinky are we now?"

Deidara rolled his eyes and reached foreward to give his nose a harsh pinch, making the older man flinch again. "No, you just needed to be punished."

"Then why not spank me, little man." Sasori sneered the last part as he raised a hand and ground his thumb into the head of Deidara's dick.

Without any form of restraint, Deidara let out a loud moan at the feeling. His member quickly grew to full length, so he made his move where he got off Sasori and moved to the side. Leaning on his back, Deidara raised his hips and legs upwards and slowly pulled off the rest of his bottoms so he was naked.

"Mm, that's a sight I missed.." Sasori moaned as he sat up again and put his hand on the blonds cheek, using his thumb to pull it back and touch the area around the boys retightened hole.

Deidara moaned and arched his back at being touched again, but reluctantly sat up. "Sit back, Dan-na~ I'm not done with you yet..." He spoke moaning every other word as he pushed Sasori back into a lounging position.

"Okay brat, but you better get to the point quick before I take over."

Nodding happily, Deidara straddled the criminals lap. Slowly and roughly he dragged his ass across the redheads dick, before moving up so they were no longer touching. Instead, Deidara leaned forward and rejoined their lips momentarily before grabbing Sasori's hand to suck on a few fingers.

"I'm stretching you again too huh?" Sasori smirked as he watched Deidara happily suck the fingers till the were sopping wet, learning his lesson from last time to not bite them and actually get them lubricated.

As he moaned, Deidara pulled away. "Mmhm..." He the sighed as he scootched closer, pressing his head into the crook of Sasori's neck.

Sasori took charge now as he wrapped his arm around Deidara so he could blindly insert his fingers into the tight hole. Deidara couldn't help but moan loudly as two fingers were forced into him. Ever since the day they met, Deidara took it upon himself to pleasure himself, trying his best to recreate the sensations he had with the man. Being back with him proved to be a treat all over again.

"Okay, enough, un." Deidara huffed loudly, removing Sasori's hand from him.

"Still want to be in charge huh?" Sasori smirked. "So darlin, what's your game?"

Deidara rolled his eyes and lowered his hips back over Sasori's stiff member, lining it up. Careful he slid in, letting out a breathy sigh and letting his eyes roll back again; not by being brat this time.

Sasori licked the top row of his teeth as he took in the sight of his little sweetie impale himself on him. "Mm, you look so cute when you take in my dick, y'know that?" He sighed raising his hips to help Deidara take him in more and more.

"Oh Danna~" Deidara moaned one last time before he yanked his hips up, dropping them with a thigh crushing slap. "Ahn!"

Helping as best as he could, Sasori continued to angle and raise his hips along with Deidara's movements. Again a thought went in his head, what if the blond had a sexy diamond necklace on? What if it was one freshly taken off a corpse? Sasori moaned loudly.

Wouldn't it be grand if he just... Took the boy hostage?

Kid would probably be all for it too.

"Ahn! Danna... I think...I'm going...you to take...over..." Deidara moaned almost toppling over, drool dripping out the side of his mouth as he had trouble keeping it closed. And breathing. And swallowing. And thinking straight.

Sasori nodded and flipped them so he could take over. Slamming in and out, Deidara could no longer hold in his yelps. Without restraint, he reached up and dug his nails into Sasori's back, making the redhead moan at the slight burn.

"Danna, I'm so close!~"

"Me too..." Sasori panted as he grabbed Deidara's weeping length.

"Cum in me!"

That was all Sasori needed to hear as he came in the smaller male hard. Mentally he cursed that he was the the first to cum, but a few hand jerks later and his hand was full. Raising his hand he smiled at the blonds cum.

The first time he fucked the blond was because he was horny, this time he did it because he wanted the kid specifically. Someone as dignified as Sasori doesn't cross a whole nation for a quick fuck, right?

Licking the cum of his hand he moaned. "Mm, Brat you taste really good."

Deidara frowned at this. "You'll put my semen in your mouth but not my dick? Not fair!" He whined half heartedly as he dragged the criminal down on him for a cuddle.

This caught Sasori off guard. "What are you doing?" He asked as the boy snuggled in close and closer with each second.

"We're cuddling, un." Deidara huffed as he snuggled into Sasori; thoroughly enjoying the skin on skin contact.

"Well, duh."

"I let you fuck me, I get a little snuggle this time, yeah."

"Well okay but - "

THUMP.

Both males flinched at the thumping that sounded like a door closing. Deidara quickly moved up, shoving Sasori to his chest, rolled onto his side and pulled the blankets up. Just in the nick of time too.

"Hey buddy!" Deidara's Father Pain smiled as he popped his head through the bedroom door. "I finished the trading and am heading out to Uncles, you wanna come too?" He asked.

Deidara coughed a few times as he pulled the blankets up even higher. "N-no thanks Dad. I'm not feeling too well, but make sure you give Uncle Kakuzu a big hug for me, YEAH!" He flinched at the last part as some mouth latched onto his chest.

"Oh that's too bad to hear!" His Father sighed leaning on the door entrance. "I was hoping I could get my brother to whip some sense into you, I'm not proud with all the mischief you've been getting yourself into."

"I-it would appear I'm being," Deidara coughed and pushed at Sasori's busy head that latched on his nipple. "punished for my bad ways..."

Pain nodded with a heavy frown as if he were agreeing that it was a form of punishment that Deidara got sick. "Yes good! Even though you're sick, make sure you tidy your room." He pointed to Sasori's many layers of wrinkled clothing that were on the ground. "You shouldn't just throw your clothes on the floor!"

"Ugh my head!" Deidara cried out, carrying on acting as his father left. "O-of course Dad, my bad Da-ad!"

As soon as the front door slammed shut and there was a moment of silence, Deidara rolled over letting Sasori up. "What the hell!" He hissed as he looked at the fresh hickies the big bad criminal had left on him. "You could have been caught, un!"

Sasori rolled onto his side. "Yeah, but wasn't that a thrill?" He smirked as he pushed Deidara's fringe behind his ear.

"Ugh, I guess..." Deidara pouted, caressing his hands lovingly over the others chest and neck, making sure to touch the bite mark he put on him. It had definitely had not been a turn on for him as he recalled the flesh breaking in between his teeth. Gross.

Sasori watched on as Deidara quietly touched him. The fingers traced small patterns, but most were at random. It was after the nine or tenth heart shape, Sasori had had enough. Crawling over Deidara, toward his belt, Sasori grabbed something and brought it back to the bed. "Do you know what else is a thrill?"

"What?"

Whipping out his arm, Deidara went cross eyed as a blade was crammed in his face. "You being my hostage."

Deidara flinched back. "Hostage!?" He smiled.

Snorting at the ridiculous grin that he was actually expecting, Sasori buried his face into his hands and laughed. "Yes, so grab a bag of your things and lets go."

"Yes Danna-sir!"

Hopping up, Deidara first got dressed. He didn't appreciate being eaten by Sasori's eyes at the moment. Knealing down at the bed, he grabbed a case from under his bed and began filling it with the utmost necessities.

As he watched the blond pack away his things into the small case, something caught Sasori's eye. "Bring your red riding hood." He mentioned as he pointed to it hanging on the back of the bedroom door.

"But it's red... Won't I get spotted if I wear that, yeah?" Deidara raised an eyebrow. "I have a grey one y'know."

"I have red hair. Besides, did you know my trade mark is my wolf fur vest?"

Deidara crinkled his nose and gave the older man a look of disbelief. "Yeah, right."

"It is!"

"Yeah, and my trademark is my ponytail!"

Sasori groaned, grabbed the hood and threw it at Deidara before bending over and putting on his own clothes. "If you wear it, we can be known as the... As Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf!"

"Who calls you the Big Bad Wolf?" Deidara asked as he furrowed his brow.

"That's what they WILL call me."

"Because..." Deidara rolled his hand as a gesture. "Of your vest?"

"Yes!"

Pursing his lips together as he folded the hood up, Deidara put it in his pack, rolling his eyes. "Wow, okay. You're sounding more and more less cool, and more and more like my Dad when he's trying way too hard to be cool, yeah."

"Oh be quiet you Brat!" Sasori hissed as he dragged the blond to the door where he proceeded to pull out a piece of paper and a stub of a pencil. That jab at being like an uncool dad really bugged the redhead, so he took his anger out in the note. "Your...son...being...held...hostage...There!" He finished off the note by tacking it to the wood door. "Lets go."

"You go ahead, I'm going to add something to the end, un."

Nodding, Sasori walked ahead just past the white fence and behind a thicket of trees. Lest he be seen of course.

Taking the pencil, Deidara added:

'Hostage is his way of saying we're eloping. We're in love and will be back someday, I promise. I will also better introduce you guys. Sorry this was so sudden. Love you Dad, love you Momma,

Deidara'

"What did you add?" Sasori asked curiously as he wrapped his arms around Deidara's waist.

"Nothing much..." Holding up his left hand, Deidara wiggled his fingers. "Only that you're going to have to put a ring on it."

Turning a very faint shade of pink, Sasori shrugged. "I guess that can be arranged..."

Honestly, the criminal hadn't thought about marriage since he was around six or seven. Love was something he never had time for, while on the other end, it was something the little brat had too much time to consider. Especially after their couple months they had spent apart.

"Sasori?"

"Yeah?"

Deidara's grip on him tightened. "I love you."

Using his hand to cover his face, Sasori scratched his nose in an attempt to hide his grin that went from ear to ear. "Y'know, odd as it may seem, I think I might love you too."

"But I'm not calling you 'Big Bad Wolf'. That's another real bad kink you got there, yeah."

"Hey - "

ok done. busy day ew! onto the next fairytale. see ya losers later I guess.

EDIT: Months have gone by and Deidara is sixteen in this chapter. age of consent. he enjoyed his innocent life and now is piece of shit who's run off with a murderer. momma Konan, please spank your bad son when he comes back.