Hello everyone!

I am Lily White Goddess of Ice, as you probably know already...

Anyhow, back on topic!

Couples I agree with: Canon. Only canon.

OCs: These three are the OCs that appear in The Forgotten Marauders

Full Name: Lily White

Prefers to be called: Lily, or Lily White

Race: Greek Goddess (of ice)

Godly Parent: Khione

Became goddess at 16 yrs old

Sacred Animal: Polar Bear

Hobbies: Fashion & Ice Skating

Full Name: Ivy Black

Prefers to be called: Ivy, or Ivy Black

Race: Egyptian Goddess (of flames)

Godly Parent: Sekhmet

Became goddess at 11 yrs old

Sacred Animal: Lion and/or Tiger

Hobbies: Knife throwing and pranking

Full Name: Steven Gray

Prefers to be called: Steven, or Steven Gray

Race: Roman God (of rainbows)

Godly Parent: Iris

Became god at 21 yrs old

Sacred Animal: Unicorn

Hobbies: Conjuring things out of rainbows

Full Name: Raven

Prefers to be called: Raven

Race: Norwegian Goddess (of whirlwinds)

Godly Parent: Bragi

Became goddess at 12 yrs old

Sacred Animal: Raven

Hobbies: Writing, socializing with others she knows

"With great power comes great need to take a nap." - Nico DiAngelo, The Last Olympian.

"Well done, Frank Zhang. That is exactly how people beat Chinese handcuffs. They turn into iguanas." - Leo Valdez, The Mark of Athena.

"The dam snack bar?" - Thalia Grace, The Titan's Curse

"Shh, I'm incognito. Call me Fred." "A god named Fred?" - Apollo and Percy Jackson, The Titan's Curse.

"500,000 dollars. I got a bargain. I only payed $100,000." - Alistair Oh, The Maze of Bones.

"Wait, did you say 'failing' or 'flailing'?" "Me: failing. You: flailing." - Simmon and Wilem, The Wise Man's Fear.

"She advised me to drink more water, get some sleep, and suggested that in the future I refrain from strenuous physical activity in a hot room the day after falling off a roof." - Kote, The Wise Man's Fear.

"Finally, someone who speaks English." "Is that what just happened?" - Tony Stark and Steve Rogers, The Avengers.

"He's still my brother." "He killed 60 people in two days." "He's adopted." - Thor and Natasha Romanov, The Avengers.

"It's Wingardium Leviosa, not Wingardium Leviosa." - Hermione Granger, The Sorcerer's Stone.

"Lilli, Zane's an idiot. Zane, Lilli forgives you for being an idiot." - Teddy McAllister, The Golden Flute.

'I'll be a blue blooded half Martian Canadian immigrant, if that's what it takes.' - Henry Lee, Hotel on the Corner of Bitter and Sweet.

"In the face of a sixteen-year-old sister who's about to drop something on you from heaven, even Shakespeare fails." - Holling Hoodhood, the Wednesday Wars.

"I can't imagine a world without Light!" "Yes, that would be dark, wouldn't it." - Misa Amane and L, Death Note.

"The ability to run effectively is an absolute necessity for use of this method." - Kenshin Himura, Rurouni Kenshin.

10 facts about you
1. You're reading my profile
2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact
4. You didn't notice I skipped three
5. You're checking
6. You're smiling
7. You're still reading my profile
9. You didn't realize I skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again. :)
11. You are enjoying this
12. You didn't realize there's only suppossed to be ten facts
Copy and paste if you fell for it, too. You know you did.

THE 6 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS OF LIFE

1) You cannot stick your tongue out of your mouth and look up at the ceiling at the same time.

2) All idiots after reading #1 will try it.

3) And then discover that #1 is a lie.

4) Your smiling now because you're an idiot.

5) You now will send this to another idiot.

6) And now there is a stupid smile on your face.

I'm not crazy, you're just more sane than I am.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.
I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.
You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
My door is always open, so feel free to leave.
Welcome to my doorstep. I was expecting the person for the sacrifice, but you'll do perfectly.
We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
A friend comes to me and says "Have you seen your little brother? I was babysitting him!" These are the times where you feel most guilty for hiding your secrets from them.
Grandma reminded me to close every door in the room my brother was in. Well, when I put him in the fridge, I shut the door!
I never slapped you, bully, I meant, um, awesome person, I hi fives your face!
Dad says, to be polite and shake hands with guests JUST when you thought school and torment is over. Then, Mom asks, sugar cookie, have you washed your hands?
Nope, I don't avoid chores, I pay my little sister to be blamed for my laziness. With what? Sorry. I'm really in debt right now.
You go to first year graduation performances-peewee little short songs like twinkle twinkle little star. Second year, wow, they can play an entire page. Third year, a real piece. Fourth year, impressive. Fifth year, yawn. Sixth year-bottomed out. Seventh year-unspeakably long piano playing. NOW you wonder why so many students drop out of school?
I thought, ooh it's one of those tiny phone things that you put in your ear. Then, tragically, I was caught wearing a hearing aid.
When I said, no offense meant, that doesn't mean I already set up internal defense in case you didn't hear that.
I needed black pants, so a friend lent me hers, but I complained and she said, "Just blame it on my sister for having a big behind."
I cannot spot a crush. When a boy stared a me, I said, "Want a photo?"
After you are given the Talk about growing up and the dreaded and sinful teens, you feel kind of awkward, but wait until you have to give the Talk yourself...
When I saw a friend, I was like, "Do you like candy?". Then she stared at me. I should've guessed she hates candy or she wouldn't stare at me like that. That's why I gave her broccoli last birthday.
D comes after A. Learn this precious lesson when you receive grades.
I'm special. No, I wasn't the only person to stay awake when everyone passed out from eating candy. I threw up candy.
When that stupid person took my sandwich and put theirs in my place and ate mine, I put a note in the fridge that says NOT DEAR DUMB PERSON, YOUR SANDWICH IS OUTSIDE AND IN THE SNOW. CHARGES ARE FIVE DOLLARS PER BITE AND FROSTBITE. ANY PROBLEMS?
My friends are weird. They know it, but I don't think they noticed I am until I started eating chocolate.
Someone said, you're a coward. I was like, yeah, I'm scared. But Mr. Brave guy, if you feel like doing this, be my guest. Join the world of fear of monsters in closets. No, I'm not afraid of the monster. I'm just afraid that when I vacuum it out for my little sister I might make the vacuum explode.
Join us, we have cookies and pudding. No, we are not the light side trying to disguise as someone else-fudge, you found us out...
They say, she must be addicted to Harry Potter because she is doing all sorts of duels and making books about him. Then I'm like, hmm, who turned up for Halloween disguised as Captain America at my door?
Friends come to your door to comfort you. But when you blame your best friends for not coming, they say, "What? I called, but you thought I was another stupid company selling soccer balls!"
People say, what's wrong with you? I answer, because you asked me that!
BLESSED and LUCKY are two things that are gifted differently. I am smart, but I just lost my homework before class and it turned out some person borrowed and turned it in and got an A.
There are times when someone says a really long thing to cover a really short, quick embarrassing thing. My friend gave me a long speech hint on how scientists figured out males have sense of navigation, females more sense, but I never got the part about her not being able to find the car among three cars.
I know what to do when you want to give back your apartment. Buy lots and spiderwebs and take a pickaxe and hack down the repaired ceiling and tell the original owners that you gave them their apartment back in the same way you found it.
An apple an day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
Change is inevitable... Except from a vending machine.
I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.
Join the dark side, we have cookies.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room-temperature.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls...and polls...people...and off the occasional cliff
I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do, kill me?
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
I met some crazy people. They made me their leader!
Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity.
That, my children, is called a wall. But beware, the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid, for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.
People used to call me names, but thats ok, they're dead now.
At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who don't know what the heck is happening.
I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and she got away.
I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless

Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?
Come to the light side. We have PUDDING!
Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, but we ran out of pudding.
The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last
Some say the glass is half empty, others half full, all's I want to know is who is drinking my water!
You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and say, "I do everything but suicide"
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.
You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.
Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.
The trouble with real life is that there is no background music
If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
I loved my shrimp at the cafeteria. Until my seafood moved.
You come, I call you jokingly names. Next time, you are a stalker. Third time, I slap you. Lesson; the girl who takes martial arts is the worst choice to try to please.
I used to like going to the theatre- until they got an orchestra.
There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased
Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile)

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

3. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWAHAHAHAHA

4. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

5. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

6. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

7. WORLD DOMINATION! THE BEST reason!

Random Quotes which may or may not belong to people. Not trying to infringe on copyrights or whatever, but I can never remember where they come from.

Don't follow in my footsteps i walk into walls.

Consciousness- that confusing place between naps.

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Einstein

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. -Benjamin Franklin

Nine out of the ten voices in my head agree that I'm insane. The tenth is off chasing cars.

Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?

What ever doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger. Whatever doesn't kill ME, had better run like heck!

In a British University, a final exam question on Business was:"Define what risk is". The shortest answer ever at one word was :"This." The student handed the essay in and got 100.

Wherever I throw it, that’s where it belongs.

The voices in my head don’t like you.

If I can’t be a good example, I’ll just have to be a horrible warning.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If you know you're different, know that no one will ever understand you, and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (haha!)

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have lots of "copy and paste this into your profile"-s, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fan Fiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are ready to stand up for what you believe in and not what other people tell you to believe, copy and paste this into your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turnBLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Fun Things To Do In A Lift/Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" (I've done that at school before.)

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "FOURTY TWO!";)

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

9.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

10. Sing Along At The Opera.

11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

14. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

We stole the Statue of Liberty...! ...the small one, from Las Vegas! I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower... also Vegas.

I fly to the moon, I shrink the moon, I grab the moon, I sit on the toilet bowl... what?

Do you want to explode?

Unicorns, I love them. Unicorns, I love them. Uni uni unicorns, I love them. Uni unicorns, I could pet one if they were really real. And they are! So I bought one so I could pet it. Now it loves me, now I love it. La lala la la...

"Uh, question. What are these?" "A dozen boogie robots. Boogie! Look at this! Watch me!" "Cookie robots! I said cookie robots! Ah, why... why are you so... old?"

"Will you read us a bedtime story?" "No." "Pretty please?" "The physical appearance of the please makes no difference."

"Hey, that one looks like me." "What are you talking about? These are kittens! Any relation to persons living or dead is completely coincidental."

I'm applying for a villain loan. I go by Vector. It's a mathematical term, represented by an arrow with both direction and magnitude. Vector! That's me, because I commit crimes with both direction and magnitude. Oh yeah!

"Kyle, these are guests, not snacks! Girls, this is Kyle. He's my... dog." "Ooh, fluffy puppy!" "What kind of dog is that?" "He's a... I don't know."

You smell that? Take a deep breath through the nose. Really let that seep in. What are you getting? Because to me, that's part man-smell, and the other part is really bad man-smell. I don't know why, but overall it just smells like the color brown. Your thoughts?

"So... Flynn. Where are you from?" "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Sorry, Blondie. I don't do backstory, however I am becoming very interested in *yours.* I know I'm not supposed to ask about the hair..." "Nope." "- or the mother..." "Uh-uh." "...frankly, I'm too scared to ask about the frog." "Chameleon." "Nuance!"

I could get used to a view like this. Yep, I'm used to it. Guys I want a castle.

Mother knows best. Take it from your mumsy. On your own you won't survive. Sloppy, underdressed, Immature, clumsy, Please! They'll eat you up alive!

"I have made the decision to trust you." "A horrible decision really."

"We made it." "Her hair glows!" "We're alive. We're alive!" "I didn't see that coming." "Eugene." "The hair actually glows." "Eugene." "Why does her hair glow!" "Eugene!" "What?!" "It doesn't *just* glow." "Why is he smiling at me?"

"Is that blood in your mustache? Goldie, look at this! Look at all the blood in his mustache! Good sir, that's a lot of blood!"

39 Clues Creed

When I'm at a funeral, I'll always wonder if the person who died was a Cahill.

When I'm about to make a choice that will change my life, I'll remember Mr. McIntyre

When I hear about Hollywood, I'll think of all the Janus and what drama they're pulling now.

When I hear about waring countries, I'll remember those silly little Lucians.

When ever there's an athletic event, I'll hope I won't face a Tomas.

When I study hard, I'll wish for the brain of an Ekaterina.

When I see families breaking up, and hurting each other, I'll remember Olivia Cahill, and the pain she when through.

When I see people trying to pick up the pieces and start over, I'll remember Madeleine.

When I hear a cat 'Mrrrp'-ing, I'll think of Saladin.

When I see crazy teenagers rocking out, I'll remember Nellie.

When I see eleven-year-old boys being boys, I'll remember Dan.

When I act crazy shy or stick my face in a book, I'll remember Amy.

When I see a family of sport fanatics, I'll remember the Holts.

When I see people acting like spies, I'll remember Irina.

When I see a monkey, I'll remember the innocent Nikolai

When ever I hear a British accent, I'll think of Ian.

When I see a girl having a tantrum, I'll think of Natalie.

When I stutter around boys I like, I'll remember Amy and Ian.

When I hear about acts of cruelty and murder, I'll shudder and remember Isabel.

When I think about the world in general, I'll think about every other Cahill in the world who don't know who they are.

If you love the 39 Clues as much as I do, repost this and add you name to the list. blackstarfairyfiend, RageRunsStill, PJOTKCLucian13,Amian 4ever, bookgirl39, AngelicSpring, Lily White Goddess of Ice

The 39 Clues Oath

I promise to Amy

whenever I'm annoyed

I promise to remember Dan

If I see a ninja toy

I promise to remember Jonah

When I hear a rap

I promise to remember Reagan

When someone runs a lap

I promise to remember Madison

When a soccer ball comes flying at me

I promise to remember Hamilton

when I see someone strong and mighty

I promise to remember Ted

when someone cannot see

I promise to remember Ned

Whenever I'm feeling achy

I promise to remember Sinead

when anyone likes to invent

I promise to remember Isabel

when someone has way more then a cent

I promise to remember Natalie

when somebody is full of riches

I promise to remember Ian

whenever a friend back stabs or ditches

I promise to remember Nellie

when someone drives like a weirdo

I promise to remember Alistair

whenever I see a burrito

I promise to remember Cahills

When someone murders or kills

You know you're a 39 clues fan when you:

1. Dream about it almost every night.

2. Read every book over and over and over until you get bored, which, you never will.

3. Plan to write about every single character on fanfiction.

4. Play it out and act as if you are the characters.

5. Go on a "clue hunt" in market and get yourself kicked out.

6. Wait for 2 years to buy tickets to the 39 clues movie.

7. Try to get every single card which there are hundreds of.

8. Debate over what branch you are in every single day.

9. Try to visit every stronghold.

10. Look at some one and scream, "She is totally a Vesper!"

A normal person would say "I'll tell on you."

A Hunger Games fan would say "I'll tell Snow you are trying to start a rebellion."

A normal person would say "True or False?"

A Hunger Games fan would say "Real or Not Real?".

A normal person would discuss fashion trends,

A Hunger Games fan would discuss the Capitol Couture.

A normal person would say "Good luck

A Hunger Games fan would say "May the odds be ever in your favour."

A normal person would wear a brooch,

A Hunger Games fan would wear a mockingjay pin

A normal person would use a gun,

A Hunger Games fan would use a bow and arrow.

A normal person's favorite sport would be something like swiming or tennis,

A Hunger Games fan's favourite sport is the Annual Hunger Games.

A normal person would want to live in New York,

A Hunger Games fan would want to live in the Capitol.

A normal person's hero would be someone famous,

A Hunger Games fan's hero would be Katniss Everdeen.

A normal person would ask, "What country are you from?",

A Hunger Games fan would ask, "What District are you from?".

A normal person would get a stylist for help,

A Hunger Games fan would call up Cinna for help.

A normal person would be "Team Jacob or Team Edward?" or "Team Harry or Team Ron?",

A Hunger Games fan would say "Team Peeta or Team Gale?"

A normal person would say, "She's amazing!",

A Hunger Games fan would say, "She's the Girl on Fire!"

A normal person would think about bread with no meaning,

A Hunger Games fan would think about bread very importantly.

A normal person would go to the supermarket,

A Hunger Games fan would go to The Hob.

A normal person would leave this,

But A Hunger Games fan would copy this onto their profile ;)

A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer:

I promise to remember Rue When mockingbirds’ songs wake me

I’ll think of Foxface every time I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire I’ll think of Katniss every time

And I’ll always think of Peeta When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind When someone is unfair

I’ll be sure to think of Clove Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer If someone’s pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show I will think of the Hunger Games

I’ll sure imagine Haymitch If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato When I’m homicidally inclined

I’ll make sure I think of Effie When there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games And Catching Fire too

It’s important to think of the characters

They’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)

Copy above on your profile!

You are a...

CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge.

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

You were voted Class President.

You do what’s best for everyone.

You think you have what it takes to run for President.

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

You like plane rides.

You are hydrophobic.

2/3

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.

Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.

You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

You swim professionally.

You hate seafood.

You never get seasick.

You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.

You are an acrophobiac

1/2

CHILD OF HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing.

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone.

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked

You write in diary/journal/blog.

You feel most active at night.

3/5

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden.

You like the great outdoors.

You have a green thumb.

You’re an environmentalist.

You have a special connection with animals.

You’re a vegetarian.

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

1/2

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights.

You’re a very aggressive type of person.

You like watching wrestling.

You’re competitive.

You like reading about war.

You don’t take crap from anybody.

You have anger management.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don’t always think before you do something.

2/5

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.

You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.

Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You’re the valedictorian in your class.

You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

1/2 (I wish I had a pocket protector)

CHILD OF APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.

You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

You have straight A's in Art on your report card.

Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

1/5

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.

A deer is one of your favorite animals.

You can shoot targets.

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun.

Zoe Nightshade is awesome.

You love wild animals.

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place.

Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

4/5 (Yay!)

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte.

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

You’re a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren’t afraid of fire.

0/10

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup.

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day.

Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.

You’re always at the front of every trend.

You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

You’re often invited to parties.

Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

3/5

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pick-pocketing your friends.

You’re a prankster.

You’re a speed demon.

You consider yourself restless.

You’re the best speaker in the class.

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.

You’re inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You’ve never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

1/2

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.

You like wine.

You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute.

You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

You’re a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying out new food.

You feel that you’re abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is bad.

1/5

So, according to this, I am a Hunter of Artemis! :)

You know you're a Percy Jackson fan when you:

1. Think you are at total demi-god.

2. Think your best friend is satyr

3. Claim your English teacher is a monster.

4. Go to the empire state building, ask the doorman for the 600th floor, and when the doorman says there's no 600th floor, you insist to go to there.

5. Really want to go to the underworld to rescue Percy's mom.

6. Throw a coin into a fountain of water, say " oh beautiful goddess, Iris, please accept my offering." and then say a place and hope it works.

7. Argue with friend to see if it should be Liper, or Jasper.

8. See a dove and immediately think Aphrodite is sending you a message.

9. Choose if you're the daughter or son of Zeus, Hades, or Poiseiden.

10. Try to get caught in a trap made by Hephaestus originally made for Ares and Aphrodite, so you can get on the Olympus television.

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we couldn't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's not getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about

Morpheus. The god of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. Kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates.

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Camp Jupiter

Percy Jackson Pledge:

I promise to remember Percy whenever I'm at sea...

I promise to remember Annabethwhenever a spider comes at me...

I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course...

I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse...

I promise to remember Chironwhenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride"...

I promise to remember Tysonwhenever a friend says they'll stick by my side...

I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights...

I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright...

I promise to remember Biancawhenever I see a sister scold her younger brother...

I promise to remember Nicowhenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others...

I promise to remember Zoewhenever I watch the stars...

I promise to remember Rachelwhenever a limo passes my car...

Yes, I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go...

Now swear it on the River Styx! *Thunder*

Gods of Olympus Pledge:

I promise to remember Ares each time I hear of World War II...

I promise to remember Athena whenever I hear of a loom...

I promise to use the internet for Hermes' sake of course...

I promise to remember Poseidon whenever I ride a horse...

I promise to remember Zeus whenever lightning fills the sky...

I promise to remember Hera every time a guy makes a girl cry...

I promise to remember Aphrodite whenever I see a girdle made of gold...

I promise to remember Apollo when the sun is very bold...

I promise to remember Artemis when the moon shines in the night...

I promise to remember Hades when the darkness gives me a fright...

I promise to remember Demeter whenever a daughter moves away...

I promise to remember Hephaestus when someone never gets their way...

I promise to remember Dionysus whenever I am at a party...

I promise to remember Hestia when someone's smile is very hearty...

Yes, I promise to remember The Gods wherever I may go...

Now swear it on the River Styx! *Thunder*

Heroes of Olympus Pledge:

I promise to remember Jason

whenever someone forgets something...

I promise to remember Piper

whenever I see someone feel unwanted by their parents...

I promise to remember Leo

when I see someone run away...

I promise to remember Annabeth

when someone misses someone...

I promise to remember Percy

when I see someone refuse to give up...

I promise to remember Hazel

when I see someone who has made a hard decision...

I promise to remember Frank

when someone is different then expected to be...

I promise to remember Reyna

when I see a leader...

I promise to remember Octavian

when I see a ripped toy...

I promise to remember Don the Faun

when someone asks me for money...

I promise to remember HoO

wherever I may go...

I promise to remember Rick Riordan

for making these awesome characters!!!

Now swear it on the River Styx! *Thunder*

Differences between Normal People and PJO fans...

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast...

PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain...

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!

PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings...

PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers...

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or I'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid...

PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid...

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: When being chased use their awesome demigod powers!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms...

PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down...

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation...

PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood...

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile...

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!!!

Normal people: Go to New York to see the sights.

TKC FANS: Go because they need to find Brooklyn House.

Normal People: Think their cat is just a cat.

TKC FANS: Know their cat is really a goddess.

Normal people: Name their dog Fido.

TKCS FANS: Name him/her Annie... Especially if it's a boy.

Normal people: Say OMG!

TKC FANS: Say OMR! (Oh my Ra)

Normal people: Are scared of snakes.

TKC FANS: Cut snakes to pieces... JUST IN CASE!

Normal people: Think cheese is just a yummy dairy product.

TKC FANS: Know that Cheese is one of the five elements.

Normal people: Call animal control when they find a bat

TKC FANS: Turn into birds of prey and eat them.

Normal people: Are lame and don't have this on their profile.

TKC FANS: ARE EPIC AND PUT THIS ON THEIR PROFILE!

The Kane Chronicles Pledge:

I promise to remember Carter

When I travel far away

I promise to remember Sadie

When I have something sarcastic to say

I promise to remember Desjardins

When someone doesn't fight fair

I promise to remember Amos

When someone has beads in their hair

I promise to remember Iskandar

When I see someone very old

I promise to remember Bast

When I see cat's eyes that are gold

I promise to remember Horus

When I see a beautiful bird

I promise to remember Isis

Whenever strange voices are heard

I promise to remember Set

When someone is clever and sly

When a cute boy catches my eye

When I see someone working magic

I promise to remember Julius Kane

When someone's life is tragic

I promise to remember Ruby Kane

When someone I love is gone

And whenever I read The Red Pyramid I'll always remember this song.

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION- RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES- LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS NO MORE ZS

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Whistlesong of Icefang, Rushingriver, Kaisaan Greenleaf, Xaja Silversheen, Obiwanlivesforever, bookwriter-lover1212, yorkie999777000, The Mystery Keeper, Brittany99, TheCursedOne, Lily White Goddess of Ice

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, ShadowsOnALove-StruckSoul, Punk Chopsticks, xoxLewrahxox, petrelli heiress, Lara-Van, queenoftheoutlands, HMemma546, Detective E. Yin, ArcheryGirlAlisha, Lily White Goddess of White

INSANITY TEST

X You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'

X You have ran into a glass/screen door.

X You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

X You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

X You have run into a tree/bush.

X You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 3/6

X You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

X You just tried to lick your elbow.

X You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. You just sang them to make sure.

X You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

X You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 5/5

X You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

X You type with three fingers or less.

X You have accidentally caught something on fire.

X You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

X You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 2/5

X You have fallen asleep in class.

X Sometimes you just stop thinking.

X Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.

X People often shake their heads and walk away from you

X you are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 4/5

X You use your fingers to do simple math.

X You have eaten a bug accidentally...

X You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

X You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (haha)

TOTAL: 4/5

X You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.

X You break a lot of things.

X You tilt your head when you're confused.

X You have fallen out of your chair before.

X When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

X The word "um" is used frequently.

X You don't know what "um" means

X You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

X You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 6/9

GRAND TOTAL: 24

10 ways to get kicked out of school:

1. Paint every inch of the school with your "best" art and when you get caught, say, "My devil told me to!"

2. Scream, "SCHOOL'S OUT PEOPLE! SCHOOLS OUT!" into the loud speakers when you're supposed to say the Pledge of Allegiance.

3. Start an uncontrollable food fight in the school cafeteria, and when you're supposed to tell the janitor that you feel so bad about the mess and insist on cleaning it up yourself, you tell him, "bad luck cleaning up, dirty guy." instead.

4. Call up the most innocent kid to the principal's office and say they're expelled.

5. Walk up to the principal when he's giving a speech, shove him aside, point to him and say in the microphone, "he/she is a disgrace to man kind!" to the crowd.

6. Go into the conference room during a conference, climb onto the table, and start dancing and singing making all the papers go flying.

7. Post a sign in front of your school saying, "go away! No more school from now on." making all the teachers wonder where the kids are.

8. Hack into the school website, and say your principal can't run a household, let alone, a school.

9. Use super glue and glue your teacher to her chair and say, "thank you, thank you!" as the class leaves the room for an early recess, and your teacher chases you down the hallway with a chair attached to her butt.

10. Pull a few karate moves on the youngest person in school and when you get caught, say, "my karate teacher says practice makes perfect!"

10 ways to get kicked out of a mall:

1. Take clothes off the racks and out them in abook store in that same mall.

2. Take what ever liquid you see, and pour it on the cashier's head.

3. Mark all the bathroom stalls with "OUT OF ORDER".

4. Walk around the mall screaming, "PEOPLE, PEOPLE! I AM FREE! GET ME!"

5. Take all the money from the nearest store and shout, "I SAVED $800 TOTAL ON THIS SHOPPING TRIP!

6. Walk up to a rather plump and chubby police officer and say, "Jeez, dude. You need a diet.".

7. Spill coke all over wooden floors and when you get caught, say "I just felt like the floors need some darkening.

8. Tell people that everything's free for just one day at another mall, making everyone leave the current mall.

9. Tell people who have a lot of things in their shopping bags that they're spoiled rich people who always get what they want.

10. Tell people who have only few shopping bags that their poor old hags dressed in rags who will never get a thing in their bags.

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

Join the dark side. We have cookies!

I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips

The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.

A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS!

There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

History lesson: the dinosaurs didn't go extinct, Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I ran with scissors - and lived!

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: where the heck is my ceiling?

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: I'm too old for glow in the dark stickers

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

I see regular people! Run for your lives!

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

You say physco like it's a bad thing...

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it. She Said: You wear pants don't you?

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

Cute but psycho - things even out.

If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.

Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had!

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

If you're color blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red!... LEMON, DAMNIT!"

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Love your enemies. It pisses them off.

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

I intend to live forever...so far so good

Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again

Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight

Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you

You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you

I am not weird... just plotting

I don't obsess! I think intensely!

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried.

Shit happens. But mostly to me, so don't worry.

Some people just need a high-five... in the face... with a chair. If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Someone accuses you of not being original. 90% of people will walk away with their feeling hurt. If you are of the 10% that will roll their eyes and say, "If I'm not original, then you're about as original than Made in China." Then walk away, laughing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

Differences between Friends and Best Friends...

FRIENDS: Help you find your prince...

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and bring him to you...

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying...

BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry...

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda...

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you...

FRIENDS: Give their umbrella to you in the rain...

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and run...

FRIENDS: Will help you move...

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies...

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail...

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink...

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food...

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa...

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry...

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore...

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number...

BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial...

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back...

BEST FRIENDS: Lose your stuff and tell you, "My bad...here's a tissue..."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you...

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing...

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' a* that left you...

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door...

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: Ask for a tissue...

BEST FRIENDS: Use your shirt as a tissue...

FRIENDS: Ask to sleep over...

BEST FRIENDS: Already have their clothes packed...

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone...

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell...

Hogwarts Rules
The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.
I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.
I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."
I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy
I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.
I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."
I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.
I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.
I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day."
I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.
First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.
I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.
I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees."
I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."
If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
I do not have a Dalek Patronus.
I will not lick Trevor.
Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."
I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.
It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.
I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.
I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
"To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.
I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
But yes, I will do it all anyways.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:"Put on fork and eat.".

On a bag of Fritos:You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap:Directions: Use like regular soap.

On some Swann frozen dinners:Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:Product will be hot after heating.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:Do not drive car or operate machinery.

On Nytol sleep aid:Warning: may cause drowsiness.

On artificial bacon:"Real artificial bacon bits".

On a Korean kitchen knife:Warning: keep out of children.

On an erasable Japanese pen "This is pen who can erase".

On a string of Christmas lights:For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a food processor:Not to be used for the other use.

On Sainsbury's peanuts:Warning: contains nuts.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

On a Swedish chainsaw:Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

On a child's Superman costume:Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

On a knife sharpener:Caution: knives are sharp.

On shin pads for cyclists:Shin guards cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.

On a take away coffee cup:Caution: Hot beverages are hot.

Emergency safety procedures at a US summer camp:In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood proceed uphill quickly.

In a microwave oven manual:Do not use for drying pets.

On the bottom of a cola bottle:Do not open here.

On a box of aspirin:Do not take if allergic to aspirin.

On a bottle of laundry detergent:Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine.

On a muffin packet:Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.

On a ketchup bottle:Instructions: Put on food.

On a bottle of rum:Open bottle before drinking.

A car park sign:Entrance only. Do not enter.

A sign in a street in Hong Kong:Beware of people.

Rules on a tram in Prague: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be persecuted.

Sign on newly-renovated ramp entrance, USA:Take care: new non-slip surface.

On a bottle of baby lotion:Keep away from children.

In a car handbook:In order to get out of car, open door, get out lock doors, and then close doors.

Directions for mosquito repellant:Replacing battery: replace old battery with a new one.

On a birthday card for a one year old:Not suitable for children aged under 36 months or less.

In a hotel bedroom:Please do not turn on TV except when in use.

In a lift in a Japanese hotel:Push this button in case anything happens?

On a can of Spray paint:Do not spray in your face.

On a TV remote:Not Dishwasher safe.

On a washing machine in a launderette:No small children.

On a bottle of hair dye:Do not use as Ice Cream topping.

On a box of fireworks:Do not put in mouth.

On the packaging for a wrist watch:Warning this is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants.

In a dishwasher manual:Do not allow children to play in dishwasher.

On a toaster:Do not use underwater.

On a mattress:Do not attempt to swallow.

On Costco's website, selling a tablecloth: Save big on Folding Tablecloth

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[1] i need to tell you a secret, look at #5

[2] the answer is look at 11

[3] don't get mad look at 15

[4] calm down, don't get mad, look at 13

[5] first look at 2

[6] don't be that angry look at 12

[7] i have a very important message: hi.

[8] what i wanted to tell you is, THE ANSWER IS ON 14

[9] be patient look at 4

[10] this is the last time im going to do this. look at 7

[11] i hope your not mad when i say look at 6

[12] sorry look at 8

[13] don't get mad look at 10

[14] i don't know how to say this but look at 3

[15] you must really be mad, look at 9