Shiori eats a lot of snacks. Juri eats a lot of humble pie. Juri/Shiori.

Anthy walks out of Ohtori intending to look for Utena, and finds herself instead forced into a series of fairytale scenarios featuring her and Utena.

A handsome new boy named Aki Yuki transfers to Ouran. Strangely, he isn't Japanese, yet has a Japanese name, explained by the fact that he didn't want anyone to have trouble with his name. Why does he have such an (apparently) creepy interest in Haruhi? And what happened to the international pop star Noel Cassidy? Does Aki Yuki have anything to do with her mysterious disappearance?

Light Yagami tries his hand at a normal relationship, unfortunately for Naomi Misora he's been taking lessons from her Myspace stalkers.

In theory, the Death Note is simple to use. In practice, it can be a bit more convoluted. Light's confrontation with Naomi Misora takes a different turn.

The scandalous and exclusive diary of me, the esteemed Gilderoy Lockhart. Contains excessive use of the word 'fabulous.' Because I am!

Touch was a funny thing for both of them. Sometimes Anthy wondered if they were just…too broken to be together. Utena x Anthy fic, post-canon, references to past canon sexual assault of both characters, sexual content that is not described in any sort of detail.

Quite by accident, the girls learn Mako is smoking. Let's say they do not take it well.

Voldemort is back! And even more hilarious then before. From mental hospitals, scary old ladies, and strippers named Jim to Voldemort's romance novel, and how jello and toaster can kill you. Sequel to Confessions of a bald weirdo.

Read the hilarious diary of Lord Voldemort as he rants about Potter, nose loss, his new boy band V.O.G, and being stuck on the back of some idiot's head.

We have parodies of the book series and spoofs of the movies. You know what we're missing? There's a severe shortage of satires of the Harry Potter computer game series. Time to change that! Brought to you by the author of Hogwarts Reads My Immortal. Full of obscure references!

AU. Future fic. Quinn Fabray, former blade runner, is called back into the force when a group of androids called replicants crash land on Earth and go on a killing spree. When a seemingly unique in her own way android weasels her way into Quinn's life, Quinn begins to question what it really means to be human.

It's bad enough I'm stuck at the height of 5 foot 1. It's worse that I got saddled with the nickname "Shortcake". But developing a crush on an eccentric detective, and having said crush arrest you on suspicion of being Kira? Yep, that takes the cake.

“It’s not that I don’t want this,” Rei already knows what the blonde wants her to be ‘ready’ for. “I just need more time.”

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

As Ami ponders on the idea of a "perfect first kiss," she ends up getting "the perfect kiss", with a twist, and a little help from her friend... AmiMakoto

Much to his displeasure, Harry is thrown back through time into his six year old body. As a result, Harry decides to contort the timeline, purely for his own amusement.

"The day Light-kun doesn't have the need to speak over one hundred thousand words is the day I will eat quietly!" This is a series of drabbles about...well, L and Light annoying each other. Crack, OOCLight, COMPLETE

Voldemort tries to be evil, but his Death Eaters just keep on embarrassing him. Includes Barty and his obession with practical jokes, Rabastan and his fear of the trivial, Snape and his constant exhasperation of all of them, and many more!

The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.

Series, spoilers. A Shiori short. What one friend wants is not what another owns what Shiori has always hoped for is nothing and everything that Juri might have to offer.

Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.