You are forced to attend a gala on a planet that the First Order is hoping to gain support and resources from. You are uncomfortable in these types of situations, so you do what any self-respecting, independent woman would do: Look for the closest place to hide. Unfortunately, your chosen hiding place is already occupied.

Drabbles for various prompts from various places. Many characters and pairings. Now Complete.

A collection of oneshots about Death Eaters, all 55 words or less. This is not technically finished, as I will be writing more, but since every chapter is a story in itself, it's always complete. Enjoy!

A rather silly story which I was inspired to write by the Sheep at the amazing Highclere Castle. Multiple pairings. Not to be taken seriously.

In which the servants have a drinking contest, and everyone from Upstairs decides to join them. (Utter, utter crack. Of the highest degree.)

Crack!fic with the following prompt: Cora stood in the corner of the room, doing the robot. '"Oh hello Robert," she said as her husband approached her. "Do you like my dancing?"' Hilarity ensues!

Olaf and the Baudelaires meet again, with life-changing consequences for Olaf and Violet.

Margaret Dashwood loves to climb trees, despite the fact that she's been told by her mother it's not proper for a young lady. One day she slips away from the house, and someone discovers her in a tree. Things are getting interesting, now! Chap 7 is up!

Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.

Rose and the Doctor arrive at Hogwarts to watch the tournament, but their services are needed to help protect the students. Rating may go up, depends on how the story goes.

One-Sided Violaf Violet's thoughts on Count Olaf's death. Takes place in The End. Edited.

The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.

violet/olaf - he seems drunk on wine, or something else altogether.

While investigating a mysterious village Rose finds herself stranded... And when the Doctor returns to find a local gentleman courting Rose, will he decide once and for all where his heart lies? Final chapter now up!

[Durza x Arya] We all know of Arya's imprisonment in Gil'ead... do we really? For everyone who always wanted to see our favourite elf suffer, this is the story you've been looking for.

Rose’s pain after the events in The Girl in The Fireplace, drive her to delve into her past, and dig up a piece of her history she thought lay dead. [TenRose]

Ten Mary Sues...Nine challenges...one winner...Who will be The Ultimate Harry Potter Mary Sue? Read Suevivor and find out!

While Voldemort argues with the Queen of Duct Tape, Snape is bombarded with insults from yours truly. Expect a lot of rude conversation and death threats and the like. All chapters are 55 words or less.