@ my past self: die

Hi! I have 1 story for Harry Potter, and one of my own, (Copyright MINE) categorized under Percy Jackson. Feel free to PM me.

IMPORTANT(ish): I am a Ravenclaw on Pottermore. My username is StarAsphodel18549. Feel free to add me! I am RavenclAWESOME!

OKAY! ABOUT ME TIME!

NAME: .

Age: 11

Birthday: .

Relationship Status: Waiting for the right guy to come along, or ask me out *wink*. Haha, no, not interested.. yet.

Fave Word: Changes often. Probably Marauder right now :D

BEST FRIEND(s): We have Marauder nicknames! Mine is Nightail (a dog), the wonderful author Rebeccavampire is Chromescale (a raccoon), and my other two friends are Huggles (I DIDN'T COME UP WITH IT! She's a Koala) and Fawn (a doe). I love them all! Although Huggles and Fawn are both going to different secondary schools. Chromescale and I must stick together!

PLEASE VOTE ON MY POLLS!

A few quotes I enjoy (most from Cookies and Cream1234567):

If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?

I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

First rule of acting: Whatever happens, look as if it were intended.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after.

Time is money, money is the root of all evil, and knowledge is power. Therefore, procrastination is the key to world peace.

Children: You spend the first two years of their lives teaching them to walk and talk. You spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

I use to have a handle on life, but it broke.

A penny saved is a government overlook.

My imaginary friends think you have some serious problems.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls.

Stop being so stupid... It's my turn.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Junk is something you've had for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

How is it possible to have a civil war?

There are three kinds of people; Those who can count, and those who can't.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking so great either.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

No - not aqua ducks - aqueducts!

I might be a genius, but I'm not that stupid.

Don't look at me in that tone of voice!

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the power.

Sarcasm helps you keep from telling people what you really think of them.

'Please stand up if you think you are an idiot,' said the sarcastic teacher. They all stayed still. One boy then rose to his feet. 'Now then Mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?' enquired the teacher. 'Well actually, I don't,' said the boy. 'I just hate to see you standing up there by yourself.'

Don't do things unless you are incapable of doing them the night before.

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): conizzle (ha. terrifying.)

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav colour and fav animal): Purple Dog (Ya... weird.)

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Emil Campden (eh, thats alright)

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Hamconey (um)

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav colour, fav drink): Purple Tango (What'd that taste like...?)

6. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Ruby (I actually like this one)

7. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Apple Drown (...)

8. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav colour, pirate accessory): Purple Hat (sounds...scary?)

Please check out my friends stories! Her name is Rebeccavampire - she's fairly new to this site and needs reviews!