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Author has written 17 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Bleach, Young Justice, Legend of Zelda, Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Death Note, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Thor, and Kid Icarus. Hey guys! It's me, HeroofTwilight'sgf! If you can't tell what gender I am by my pen name, then you obviously don't understand what gf stands for. I love Inuyasha (SangoxMiroku always!), Legend of Zelda (Zelink), Fire Emblem (Roy is undoubtedly the best), Toshiro Hitsugaya (who doesn't love him?) and CHOCOLATE (What can I say? Mello is one of my favorite Death Note characters! Although Matt is 10x sexier... O.O Don't tell Mello I said that.)!! Theme song: Monster by Skillet :) Favorite Video game character: Roy (obviously) Age: Why should I tell you? Gender: Isn't it obvious? Favorite color: Cerulean (For those of you who don't know what that is, it's a greenish blue) A big shout-out to all those who diligently read my stories, even when I fail to bring a monthly update... *sniffs* You guys are the best! :'D -HeroofTwilight'sgf 15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed or considered actually doing one of these. If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile 95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, copy and paste this to your profile If you have become obsessed with FanFiction, please copy and paste this on your profile. Copy and paste this on your profile if you've wondered why something wasn't working until you realized that it wasn't plugged in. If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. If Joe Jonas was about to jump off the Eiffel Tower 95% of all the girls in the world would die. Would you be one of the 5% with popcorn yelling "do a flip!"? If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you claim to have no life and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate Justin Bieber, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're the kind of person who laughs at something that happened the day before, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile If something on my profile made you smile, copy and paste into your profile XD If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. Raise your hand if you, like myself, have... ...thought that being weird is better than being cool. ...accidentally run into a tree. ...sometimes had a random desire to own a taser. ...wanted to marry a character in a book. ...felt the urge to ask a really stupid and obvious question for no reason. ...become obsessed with FanFiction. ...talked so fast that people have trouble understanding you. On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?) On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion!) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?) On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.) On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!) On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.) On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..) On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.) On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..) On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.) On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.) On T-Rat (Military food): Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only. (Umnn yeah... isn't the military also human?) Roy SHOULD NOT have been kicked out of Brawl. If you agree with me and think he should have a fighter spot on the next Smash Bros. game, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever liked a villain more than the hero, copy and paste this into your profile. List your 12 favorite Death Note characters, in no particular order. Then answer questions about them. 1. Matt 2. Mello 3. L 4. Near 5. Light 6. Ryuk 7. Mikami 8. Watari 9. Rem 10. Matsuda 11. Aizawa 12. Mogi Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? Ryuk and Aizawa? Excuse me while I go throw up the contents of my stomach :P Do you think four is hot? Near? Not hot, but definitely adorable. :) Next question, please! What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant? O.O Oh my God...Mogi/Watari? I think I'm going to throw up again. :P Double blecchhhhhh... Can you recall any fics about nine? Rem? Hmm...No, but then again, I've never looked. Would two and six make a good couple? Mello and Ryuk? Maybe...If Mello actually lived and met Ryuk... :'( Five/nine or Five/ten? Why? Five/ten, definitely. Come on, it's Light and Matsuda! That'd be hilarious! xD What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve "going at it"? If Mikami walked in on Mello and Mogi...There'd be entirely too many M's in the room. xD. Actually, I think he'd sit and watch with a bag of popcorn...Pervert. And why the heck are Mello and Mogi going at it in the first place?! XP Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? ...Matt/Watari fluff? *places gun against forehead* Please tell me I'm dreaming. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Mogi/Mikami? What has this world come to? Anywho...I'd have to say... "Help me keep my sanity". There's a good one. xD Do any of your friends read Three het? L het? Probably. :3 Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven? Aizawa? Who'd wanna write or draw the married man? Just saying. Would any of your friends write Two/Four/Five? Mello/Near/Light? It could work... If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what would it be called? "My Guardian Angel" because he totally is one. Like in the scene where he showed off his impressive gun skills...lol If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Matt/Ryuk/Mogi? The warning would be: "Don't read. I've gone out of my mind and written a Matt/Ryuk/Mogi story." When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Hmm...Actually, it's been a reaaaaallllyyy long time since I read a Light fic...I need to get back on that. O.O One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Nine runs off with Seven. One, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three. What would you call this fic? Okay, Matt and Mikami in a relationship? That's just gross. Than you, Rem, for running off with him. And EWWWWWWWW! Matt has a one-night stand with Aizawa AND a brief affair with Mogi? I knew you had a thing for older men, Matt, but good Lord! You're insane!! And following Light's advice? Seriously? Wow. At least you end up with L, though...which is still a little creepy, but bearably so. This fic would be called "Insanity of my life in a nutshell". Don't ask why, just accept the answer! What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Near de-flowering Matt? Okay, that's just weird...As much as I love them both...*shudders* Hmm... I'd probably give it where Matt loses a bet and has to do whatever Near wants him to...Including being bottom. xD List your 12 favorite Bleach characters in no particular order. Then repeat what you just did above. . 1. Ulquiorra 2. Szayel 3. Rukia 4. Uryuu 5. Chad 6. Toshiro 7. Urahara 8. Grimmjow 9. Karin 10. Ukitake 11. Byakuya 12. Gin Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? No...That's...kinda creepy. O.O TOSHIRO IS MINE, BYAKUYA! Do you think Four is hot? Not really. What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant? If Gin got Grimmjow pregnant...I'd laugh...and laugh...and laugh...and laugh...and then laugh some more. xD Can you recall any fics about nine? Yeah, totally! Some of them are in my favorites! Would two and six make a good couple? Szayel and Toshiro...I say no. :P Sorry, Szayel. Five/nine or Five/ten? Why? Um...Chad and Ukitake. Better have him with an old man than with his best friend's younger sister, Karin. :P Blehh What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve "going at it"? If Urahara walked in on Szayel and Gin "going at it", I think he'd probably pull out his fan and squeal, then whack them over the head with his pimpcane and ask them what's wrong with them. xD Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Ulquiorra and Grimmjow? I doubt it, what with Grimmjow's sadistic personality and all... Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Umm... "I'm here when no one else is"? I mean, come on, it's Urahara and Gin! Who would write a hurt/comfort fic about them?! Do any of your friends read Three het? Rukia het? Now that is just downright disgusting. :P Let me go clean out all this barf from my trashcan... Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven? If they do, I will lock them up in a strait jacket. Would any of your friends write Two/Four/Five? Szayel/Uryuu/Chad? I need to clean my trashcan again...So the answer is (hopefully) no. xP If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what would it be called? A songfic about Grimmjow? I'd have to say... "Sexy and I know it" by LMFAO. Cause he totally is. :3 If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Ulquiorra/Toshiro/Gin? Warning: Rape and Gin/Ulquiorra/Toshiro sexiness! xD When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Um...Can I answer never? One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Nine runs off with Seven. One, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three. What would you call this fic? Okay, first off; Ulquiorra and Urahara? No. Gross. And then Karin runs off with Urahara? Even grosser. Ulquiorra has a one-night stand with Byakuya and a brief affair with Gin. The affair, I can see. The one-night stand with Byakuya? Not so much. :P Ulqui then follows Chad's advice (good idea, Ulqui-chan!) and finds true love with Rukia (okay, maybe not such a good idea). I would call this fic "The complicated way to find love" because Ulqui spent too much time with other people. A Rukia/Ulqui story might not be so bad...hmmm... What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Uryuu de-flower Ulquiorra?! Please excuse me...I have to go laugh my head off while rolling on the floor. xDDDDDDD Probably where Ulquiorra becomes human and needs taking care of and Uryuu's the only place available... :D 20 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In." 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks write, "for smuggling diamonds." 7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuations. 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is, "To go." 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme? 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom. 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream, "I won!, I won!" 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!" 19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." 20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity... copy and paste this into your profile! List your 12 favorite Hetalia characters, in no particular order. Then answer questions about them. 1. Prussia 2. Iceland 3. Denmark 4. Russia 5. Japan 6. Sweden 7. Finland 8. Hong Kong 9. China 10. Norway 11. Hungary 12. England Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? Sweden/Hungary? Hmmm... Nah. Do you think four is hot? Definitely. In a creepy sort of way. What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant? ...*shakes head* That poor child. Can you recall any fics about nine? Yep. I love China. :) Would two and six make a good couple? Eh. Iceland and Sweden have better partners. So that would be a no. Five/nine or Five/ten? Why? Five/Nine. Japan/China or Japan/Norway? Please. It's obvious China and Japan are better together! They have that brotherly-love kinda thing going on! What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve "going at it"? Finland walking in on Iceland and England going at it. *rubs eyes* Did I read that right? Well, anyways, he'd probably stare for a bit, then go and ask Sweden what they were doing. Oh, and there'd be a lot of magical creatures around, too. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Never looked, but I'd say no. It's Prussia. The only time it's fluffy is when its PruCan or PruHun. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. For Finland/England, I say "Magical comfort". Do any of your friends read Three het? Hmmmm... I'd probably say no. Denmark is just so obviously gay. Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven? No. They'd beat themselves over their head with her frying pan before doing that. . Would any of your friends write Two/Four/Five? Iceland/Russia/Japan... Yes. It's Russia and two ukes. He'd totally rape them! If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what would it be called? My songfic about Hong Kong would be called "God bless the outcasts". Don't ask why. -.- If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Prussia/Sweden/England? Warning: contains Prussia's awesomeness, Sweden's inability to show emotion, and England's insanity. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Gah! Gomenasai, Japan-kun! I haven't read a story about you in forever! One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Nine runs off with Seven. One, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three. What would you call this fic? Okay, Prussia and Finland in a relationship...Good so far. China runs off with Finland...It should be Sweden! Prussia has a one-night stand with Hungary...Awesomeness :3 Then a brief affair with England... Hmmm... Totally tops. Follows Japan's advice, good idea, and finds true love with Denmark. I'd call it "In all the Wrong Places". What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Russia de-flowering Prussia? Oooooohhhhhh! Hehehehehehehehehehehehe Prussia's been a bad servant, and the only way to punish him is for Russia to rape him! Because Russia rapes everyone, da? |
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