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-ClarinetOverlord

Fandom Questions

Name any ten characters from any fandom:

1. May

2. Ash

3. Brendan

4. Misty

5. Ethan

6. Lyra

7. Red

8. Max

9. Jesse

10. James

Ask these questions:

What would you do if number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

I would confess how much I like her. Yes, I'm not ashamed to admit that.

Number 3 walked in on you while you were showering.

I would ask the BrendanxMay fans to see if they sure about that pairing.

Number 4 announced he/she is going to marry number 9.

Hey, Jesse finally managed to steal something. Misty's heart. But like most stolen things, it will probably be lost again.

Number 5 cooked you dinner.

Is it strogenoff?

Number 6 was asleep next to you on the beach.

I'd draw a bull's eye on her stomach.

Number 7 confessed to be part of your family.

This explains where I got my good looks from.

Number 8 got in the hospital.

I guess Brock got sick of being dragged by his ears away from those girls he hits on, and decided to hit on something else.

Number 9 made fun of your friends.

This is to be expected, but I'd ask her fiancee to tell her to stop or I will send Pikachu to find her.

Number 10 ignored you completly.

This would affect me in no way whatsoever.

Two serial killers are after you. What will 1 do?

Odds are my girlfriend would save my sorry butt and we'd share a romantic moment in the moonlight.

You're on vacation with 2 and you break your leg. What will he/she do?

Ash is my pal, so he'd probably call an ambulance while I scream like a little girl.

What does 3 get you for your birthday?

A pet Treeko, just like I always wanted.

You're stuck in a burning building. What does 4 do?

Misty would put out the fire with her Starmie and find me huddled patheticly inside a cardboard box, where I'd tell her that her fiancee is being a jerk. It's a very sturdy cardboard box.

You're about to do something embarrassing. What does 5 do?

He would slap me relentlessly until I decided not to do it.

You're about to marry 10. What is 1's reaction?

She'd find James and twist his scrawny neck. I would thank her and God, and we would get married instead. SWEET!!!

You just got dumped. What does 7 do?

He would make sure that somehow me and May had a "coincidental" meeting on a romantic hillside.

You can't stop laughing. What does 10 do?

He tells me to stop, still a little pissed that I dumped him. Dude, get over it.

Number 1 is all you've dreamed of. Why?

Have I made it obvious enough?

Number 2 tells you about his/her deep hidden love of 9.

She's getting married, dude. Plus, she doesn't swing that way. Apparently.

You're dating 3, and they introduce you to their parents.

He's really got a thing for me, doesn't he? XD

Will 5 and 6 ever kiss?

YES.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Try to warn Ethan!

You got a haircut and 7 can't stop staring at you. What do you do?

He must be laughing to himself about how stupid it looks.

Number 8 thinks they'll never get a boy/girlfriend. What do you tell them?

Aren't you a little young to be thinking about a girlfriend?

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love for you via e-mail.

I told you their relationship wouldn't last.

You spot 10 kissing 1. What is your reaction?

Think of the Rule 34.

You notice that 3 and 4 have been in that hotel room for more than a few hours.

Think of the Rule 34.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

I'm not going to check who 6 is, but no, May is mine.

Would 2 trust 5?

Probably. I have nothing funny to add to that.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10.

How do I even anwser that question?

3 and 6 cook dinner. What happens?

Lyra's moving on to break her next heart. Read The Player, Lyra. Be inspired by it.

What job would 7 and 9 apply for?

They would go into Team Rocket and be partners in crime. Poor James.

What is 3's big secret?

Based on the above information, I think you can figure it out.

Unofficial Creed of the Knights of the New Lunar Republic

We, the Knights of Night, solemnly swear to lay our manes down for the true ruler of Equestria. We give Princess Luna our hooves, so she doesn't have to carry the heavens alone, and we give her our flanks; they were never ours to own. We give her our manes, and with her hooves on the reigns, she shall guide us to victory. We give her our lives, and the steel of our knives. ALL HAIL PRINCESS LUNA!

(From the description of The Lunar Republic Trailer by XKoninX of YouTube)

Thanks for looking at my bio. Check out my stories, and try some of the stories listed above, especially Link's Reward. Best story on FanFiction. I am an avid member of the Hylian Tower forum, and you should check it out if you're a LoZ fan or looking for a good community of interesting people.

Finally, for all my readers in other countries,

Thank You
Gracias
Merci
Danke schön

谢谢你

有り難う
Takk
And so on and so forth.

I will see yinz next time.

Vivat nox.

-ClarinetOverlord

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