Author has written 17 stories for Vocaloid, Homestuck, and Fairy Tail. So, you want to know a little bit about me. That's why you came here right? Of course they did. You didn't have to ask. Why are you looking at me like that. Don't act like you never talked to yourself or thought out loud! Now they might think, your weird. Shut up. News: Just really busy as always, sort of around here and there. I really should finish all the stories that aren't done and stuff :P Note: Anyways, I'm random and stuff. I don't think my writing is very good, but it doesn't hurt to try. Gender: female Age: And you will never know my age. /I'm young to give a hint, but not too young. Okay maybe I am really young, causeI'mnotoldenoughtoreadmaturefics. I mean what, I'm just a very curious person, ahem./ Birthday: Oct. 5th, 19.. Supposed to be born on Oct 19th. I am a bookworm. I am your normal otaku that is obsessed with vocaloid and anime. I also am in love with kpop. I don't think I can't imagine myself writing anything but vocaloid fanfics here though. Not true anymore h3h3. I'll tell you the truth, I'm Asian. Part Vietnamese and Part Chinese. I kind of wish I took Spanish class when I had the chance :P My friend is forcing me to learn Italian cause she wants to be a transfer student in Italy and I'm the only one she wants to go with. haha. I have a wattpad(xLylaPhoenix), and a fanficoverflow(LilithLoli). I also have a Fictionpress(Jenny Loli). Don't try to understand me, when I don't even understand myself! :3 Also on Another side note: I've always liked taking requests, so you could, but don't expect them to be all that good. I've been writing for a long time, but at the time I started I barely understood English, it being my second language. So yeah. Also I keep editing my works, even after I post it, just so you know. Bad habit. I also like bolding random parts. Zodiac/Sun Sign: Libra Zodiac/Sun Sign (Ophiuchus In): Virgo Personality Sign: Aries/Cancer/Leo/Gemini (My personality fluctuates depending on the days or moods or things I'm exposed to. So yeah) Moon Sign: Leo Ascendant Sign: Leo Zodiac Troll: Terezi Zodiac (Ophiuchus Included) Troll: Kanaya Patron Troll: Kanaya Favorite Troll: Nepeta Personality Troll: Nepeta Blood Color: Olive Green(troll), Red(human) God Tier Title: Sylph Of Heart (Well actually I don't know now, I've gotten many different titles, including the same one as Nepeta's, Rogue of Heart...so yeah.) My Fandoms/Things I've Seen Or Like/Books: (Bolded Liked) OHSHC (Ouran High School Host Club) Kaichou Wa Maid Sama Inuyasha Jody Moody Series Clementine Series Bad Kitty Series The Lunar Chronicles Sofia The First Jake And The Neverland Pirates Hetalia Vocaloid Another My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU Familiar Of Zero My Little Monster Astarotte's Toy Mysterious Girlfriend X InuxBoku Secret Service GJ Club Girl's High Listen To Me, Girls, I'm Your Father! Gravity Falls Clannad Shugo Chara Death Note Soul Eater Fairytail Faster Than A Kiss Bloody Cross I Couldn't Become A Hero, So I Reluctantly Decided To Get A Job (way too many more ill list later) Pairings I Will Write: OTP Bolded VOCALOID: I ship all Vocaloid shippings... MikuxKaito NeruxOliver RinxLen YumaxGumi GumixNigaito MikuoxTeto SakuraxShiroyuki (Sakura MikuxYuki Mikuo) KourixHaru (Yuki MikuxSakura Mikuo) My ultimate bias is Miku. Homestuck: Any one of the pairings I guess I don't mind, but mostly I like... JadexJohn (adkgudqgiw I don't care that their genetic siblings) SnowmanxSpades Slick (I don't why, just do) JanexJake (Eh) KartkatxTerezi (I like them as ONLY platonic though.) GamezeexTerezi (I thought it was cute, I mean I'm a libra and my current crush is a Capricorn I think) KarkatxNepeta AradiaxSollux DirkxRoxy NepetaxEquius (Somewhat more like meowrails forever!) NepetaxSollux (Somehow I just started to like them?) MitunaxLatula MeulinxKankri MeulinxKurloz DavexJade (For some reason I can deal with this, thought i don't really LIKE it but I can't deal with JohnxRose. IDK WHY) VriskaxTavros NepetaxEridan (i don't know when i started shipping this. I just did, Kind of like I started shipping Nepeta and Sollux for some reason) Instead of listing all the Nepeta couples and shipping possibilities, FUCK IT. OTP NEPETAXEVERYONE. Hetalia: VietnamxSouth Korea TaiwanxJapan TaiwanxVietnam Fairytail: NatsuxLucy JellalxErza JuviaxGray GajeelxLevy WendyxRomeo StingxMillianna (Like my CRACK OTP yo. seriously *flips my shit* *or was it your shit* *rawrgh* hey can I call it Stillianna? Idk St/i/ng M/illianna I'm sorry should I not?) Loke/LeoxAries MirajanexLaxus LisannaxBixlow (Don't ask just ship) AlzackxBisca ElfmanxEvergreen CanaxBacchus HappyxCarla PantherlilyxShagotte (Sort of ship it, IDK DON'T LOOK AT ME) RoguexYukino (Just gonna put this out there ahem.) And any other random fairytail couple that I could add later. (oh and for some reason I wanna see a LisannaxLucy that is like not influenced by Natsu at all and just some random lesbian thing cause Idk. omg what is wrong with me why am I letting people see this) Stories I Plan On Writing: (Not In Order Of What I Plan) My Neighbors: Rated T Humor, Family NeruxOliver, MikuxKaito, GumixLen, MeikoxAkaito, LukaxKiyoteru, ReixRin. Neru has been living next to a home with quite the family. They were all...a band of pirates, that called themselves Vocaloid? The one thing she questions is that why did they come back to Japan if they loved the salty air and everything out on the sea? Neru just couldn't put a finger on it. And what did they mean when they said she was one of their mates now? Maybe that wasn't the only thing she questioned. She never expected to be attracted to Oliver, let alone the fact that he was 4 years younger than her. Oliver, as been said, he is the youngest, and bravest. He is mysterious and appealing to most girls apparently. He has a bird that was always with him, named James. Oliver is 15 years old. Kaito, the captain, and Miku's boyfriend, he seems to be quite an addict to cold things.(food and likewise, coincidentally Miku's harsh attitude.) Kaito is 25 years old. Miku, the behind scenes captain and is barely caught dead, without Kaito. She has a cold attitude, but a very warm heart, and just has trouble explaining feelings. Miku is 20 years old. Rin is the second youngest and one if the most naive. She's second in bravery and the most skilled. She is dating Rei, although Len and Rin are step-siblings with no blood relation. Rin is 17 years old. Len plans out most things and always keeps the ship clean and tidy. He helps plans out how everything will go, with Kiyoteru. He is also dating Gumi, Miku's cousin. Len is 17 years old. Gumi handles money or the so called treasure, and safe keeping things. She is 18 years old. Rei finds out about the treasure and did most of the dirty work such as repairs and such. He is 19 years old. Luka is the fourth oldest on the ship and seems to be the one helping with cleaning and she makes all the meals. Kiyoteru and Luka are married. Luka is 26 years old. Kiyoteru may not be the oldest but he is the wisest on the ship. He plans routes and drives the ship, with the help of Len, Rei, and Akaito. Kiyoteru is 27 years old. Meiko is just a free loader on the ship, and does nothing but drink. Meiko is 28 years old. Akaito is the guide and without him, everyone would be lost. Literally and figuratively. He is Kaito's brother. Akaito is 30 years old and a drinking buddy for Meiko. The Foster Home: Rated T Supernatural, Family KiyoteruxLukaxGakupo, MikuxKaito, RinxLen, YukixRyuto, MeikoxAkaito, NeruxOliver, ZatsunexZeito, TaitoxLily. Full Plot: Miku and her brother Mikuo made a deal with her family, that they could live with a foster family for a year, but that family isn't as it seems? And why is everyone demanding that Miku and Mikuo aren't human, like them? Kaito is a lolicon, or so Miku thinks, but he definitely is a pervert, Len is a mad scientist, Yuki and Ryuto are surprisingly knowledgeable for their young ages, Luka is Gakupo's overly jealous girlfriend, although she's getting tired of him, Rin has a cosplay hobby of dressing others up and hangs out with Len all the time, Meiko is a worthless drunkard, Gakupo is a playboy, Haku is Meiko's drinking buddy, Kiyoteru is secretly an extreme sports fan and does dangerous jobs all the time, Gumi has scopophobia, Akaito likes to run around the house naked, Seewoo and his sister Seeu attracts cats all over the place, Oliver has a bad sense of direction, leading him to the worst situations, and always has this bird with him, Taito's a delinquent, his girlfriend Lily is slut and obsessive, Teto is a fashion designer, that forces everyone in her clothing, kind of like Rin, Neru runs errands with Oliver and sort of depressed for a reason only Oliver knows, and Zatsune claims that she will start an evil organization and everyone in the family will take part of it, as well as Zeito being her companion. Being a few of the oldest, and most mature, Luka and Kiyoteru are considered the parents and guardians, even though Luka is dating Gakupo. The real parents of the home are off in business. Is this really the foster home she got adopted by? Infected: Rated T Family, Friendship MikuxKaito, MikuoxTeto. The story of a delinquent, a player, a study bug, and a reserved boy all come together to form a band, and put aside their differences to get into a contest and fulfill their dreams. The Start: Rated T Romance TetoxMikuo. The story of how Mikuo met the high school sweet heart that captured his heart, Teto and held it tightly, never letting go. (Spin off of the Artist) 2,324: Rated T Fantasy, Romance MikuxKaito, RinxLenxGumi, LukaxGakupo, MeikoxKiyoteru, YukixRyuto. In the future of 2,324, life is different than all it seems. The existence of monsters are proven real, as well as aliens. Technology has advanced so far, it's unreal. When different people, or said, monsters meet, why did everything become out of hand? Monsuta Mansion: Rated T Fantasy, Humor NeruxOliver, MeikoxAkaito, KiyoteruxLukaxGakupo, SeewooxMikuxKaito, MikixPiko, KageitoxZatsunexZeito, RinxLen, YukixRyuto, YumaxGumi, MikuoxTeto, MikixPiko, Big AlxSweet Ann, HakuxDell, BrunoxClara. "Neru isn't like other humans!" Miku insisted, with these few words, these monsters lives changed. This is the tale of many monsters living under one roof, with many love complications and the comedy of trying not to eat the poor girl. My Baby Girl: Rated T Romance RinxMiku One shot of Miku and Rin having fluffy love, as Miku has a day off of work, finally. (Spin off of The Plan) My Lover Boy: Rated T Romance LenxKaito One shot of what things Kaito and Len do on their dates. (Spin off of The Plan) Octalogy Series: My Love: Rated T Romance, Angst MikuxKaito, MikuxTaito, LukaxKiyoteru, LenkaxRinto, MeikoxAkaito, TetoxMikuo, YukixRyuto, ReixIA, MikuxRei, MikixPiko, YumaxGumi, RinxLen. Book One: She's Only A Mere Puppet Book Two: The Ache Of His Heart Book Three: She Has A Certain Charm Book Four: I Don't Want To Forget Book Five: Did You Miss Me? Book Six: If I Could, I Would Book Seven: I Will Always Love You Book Eight: Forever, My Eternity With You Eight books featuring the struggles, love, pain, and a bit of heart fluttering comedy of how Hatsune Miku and Shion Kaito came to love one another, despite all the hardships, what happened in their lives and what stood on their way. Akuma To Tsundere Kazoku: (Devil and Tsundere's Family) Rated T Humor, Romance MikuxKaito, ReixIA, GumixLen, LukaxKiyoteru, NeruxOliver, TaitoxLily, MikixPiko, RinxYuma. My best friend and I have known each other for very long time, but when she left and came back like it was nothing, it felt weird. I don't know what I can say. Other than that, why did they keep the family career from me? I know that I was adopted into their family and treated as a niece, but it was awkward when I met my cousin for the first time, and he's a psycho. I don't know what to say. A perverted psycho. Sakura No Kokoro: Rated T Friendship, Romance MikuxKaito, RinxLenxGumi, ReixIA, GumixYuma. Based off of Tonari No Kaibutsu-kun(only slightly). A girl that only thought about studying, that always got the top grades meets a delinquent, and one mistake, leads the naive boy to believe it was destiny that they met, and he becomes friends with her. Though that begins the tale of this awkward couple and the friends they make along the way. I'm Not A Kid!: Rated M Romance MikuoxMeito, hint of MikuoxTeto. Mikuo hates being treated like a kid by the boy, he's fallen for after 'she' died, so he proves to Meito that he's not just a kid. He knows how to do things. (One Shot) Matchmaker: Rated T Romance, Humor NeruxOliver. Neru, whom is addicted to her phone, never had her eyes set on a boy. Miku sets her up on all kinds of dates, which she never cared for, until she met this one guy. Can Miku set her up with the guy? (Short Story) Out Of Your League: Rated T Romance, Humor NeruxOliver, MikuxLen. Oliver, the new kid, falls for high-school's sweetheart, Neru Akita. He confesses and she rejects him. Miku, the counselor, takes pity on him and decides to help him. Can she bring the two oblivious kids together, while dealing with her insecure assistant? Not To Late To Love: Rated T Romance, Hurt/Comfort NeruxOliver, NeruxLenxRin, MikuxKaito. Neru was a girl who had a hard time with feelings, she and Len fell for one another, but she never admitted it, now she said it a bit too late, and has to stand by and watch as he is in love with someone else now. Everyone she knows has someone they love, but will she be able to find someone new? The Asylum: Rated T Horror, Mystery SeewooxMikuxKaito There was a girl in the corner of her cage in an asylum, always in that corner. There was a boy in the cage across from her, they knew each other well. What happens when they finally place someone to be her roommate. Will the duo finally have someone that would help them with their escape? All The Words I Never Said: Rated T Romance YumaxGumi, hint of GumixNigaito. All the words and thoughts she never got to say since he left. "Why did you leave? You said that you were happy that I was giving birth to a child. Your supposed to support me. Isn't that what boyfriend are supposed to do? No matter what their parents force them to do?" (One Shot) I Will Make You Mine Again: Rated T Romance, Humor YumaxGumi, GumixNigaito. What happens when he comes back to see his ex? What if she's already moved on? "I love you, and I will make you mine again. You won't be able to resist me, like always. You'll be begging for me to take you back. You'll see." Don't Go Breaking My Heart: Rated T Romance, Humor GumixNigaito (Based on the song. Slightly. I love this song. Yeah, I'm still a disney fan!) Gumi finds a boyfriend, but she needs closure that he won't be like her ex, what can he do? Circus Horror: Rated T Horror, Suspense NOT BASED ON DARK WOODS CIRCUS. When these people signed up for experimenting, they didn't know that it was on humans. They didn't know what they got themselves into. Not at all. They couldn't run away after this, no one could, because they were dragged into a circus, a monster circus. Broken Worlds Collide: Rated T Hurt/Comfort, Romance MikuxKaito Her parents are broken and fight all the time. His parents are extreme perfectionists. Her brother ran away. His sister stayed loyal. She's poor. He's rich. She's the perfect bitch with a secret and he's the perfect prince charming to some, and a player to some. So, will these friends get the two to look at each other for more than two seconds? Replacement: Rated T Romance, Hurt/Comfort MikuxKaito, Slight KaitoxRing "I don't want to be a replacement for her, Kaito. I was fine with it first, but I don't think I can do this anymore, just because I look like her, a-and I love you still." Hetalia In High School: Rated T Humor Hetalia in the form of high-school! AU, Drama, a few weird pairings, and the crazy personalities of hetalia mixed with high-school! Seriously, what could go wrong? Living With The Ross Family: Rated K Humor OCxLuke(?) Scarlet always wanted to live in New York. There was the statue of liberty, the vast land, Broadway, she knew she was gonna enjoy it. So...what happens when she stays with the Ross family? Let's just just her boring little life is about to change in to bucket loads of trouble and fun. Attraction: Rated T Romance KarlxAvery They have been nemeses for so long, over one little stolen graham cracker at science camp, but what happens when one of them starts to notice the other in a new way? How will he deal with it? Falling For My Brother: Rated T Romance JadexJohn (HIGH SCHOOL AU) Jade and John are related, sort of. Their genetics prove so, but that couldn't be anymore wrong in terms of affection, and now that they begin to live together, don't things get awkward... How could Jade be falling for whom she calls a "dork of a brother?" And isn't he dating that girl, Rose, from across the streets? It's not going to be easy moving in with him now. Jade Scenario: Rated T Tragedy, Angst JadexJohn, RosexDave What if the person that broke slowly inside, wasn't John, Dave or Rose after SBURB? What if Jade was the one that finally cracked? How can she be putting up such a facade when she's dying so painfully inside? Girls, I'm Your Father Now!: Rated T Family, Humor KaratxNepeta, GamzeexTerezi, JohnxJade Loosely based on the anime, "Listen To Me, Girls, I'm Your Father!" Karkat is only a college student, but is now taking care of three girls for his friend, this isn't going to be very helpful on his self declared quest of love. You're Definitely My Prince Charming!: Rated T Romance, Humor KarkatxNepeta AU. Nepeta has been looking for Prince Charming ever since her days in little girls primary school. So when the boys and the girls academy decided to merge into one school, Nepeta thinks she's found the one, and his is Karkat. Will she be able to melt this cold heart of his? Songarific!: Rated T General Homestuck Oneshots. Each one featuring a pairing or character, that I think will fits for a certain song/part of a song, because I'm bored. Won't feature song lyrics but their story will be dependent on the song. You can request some too...just tell me pairing, song name and who's it by. Maybe Not So Much On My Own: Rated T Suspense, Horror KarkatxNepetaxEridan(?), NepetaxEquius (One-sided/Too Late to start) (Undergoing harsh redevelopment) (have the first chapter completed but idk what put for the description anhdfhfjfh I'm also changed parts of the first chapter...) (No Name): Rated K Romance One-sided KarkatxNepeta, KarkatxMeulin, hint of NepetaxSollux (ONESHOT) If Karkat could change, it'd be falling for Nepeta too late. In the afterlife she has moved on. He then begins hanging out with Meulin, despite the fact she is deaf, despite the fact she and Kurloz had chosen to be just friends, he's falling for the mature but just as adorable older cat shetroll. Maybe it's the fact that she looks like an older, white-eyed version of Nepeta, is it? Your Not As Bad As Everyone Says You Are: Rated T Friendship, Family TerezixKarkatxNepeta When Terezi moves to France, in an exchange school, becomes roommates and best friends, despite everyone saying that Nepeta is terrible. Nepeta is just a normal girl, why does everyone hate her so much? And what happens when the guy that Nepeta likes asks Terezi out after rejecting Nepeta? Who knew life could be so complicated... No Shit Karkat: Rated T Humor, Crime Who could have thought that Karkat was planning to be a detective? Who could have thought he and Nepeta would be partners? Old Alternia has definitely seen better days than the new Earth-like Alternia. Watch out world, Karkat's here to solve all your fucking problems. With the help of his clingy assistant. Oh. Gog. Colorstuck AU Crimestuck-Crack&HeadCanons-: Rated T Parody, Humor Don't take this seriously. I have no idea what I'm writing. You can say its sort of a parody of No Shit Karkat? Idk. It's very different, but same sort of concept for entertainment. 30 Day OTP Challenge(John&Jade): Rated T Romance, Humor JohnxJade Since there are not many John and Jade fanfics, that I've seen of, and I am like almost completely obsessed with them... I decided to do a 30 day OTP challenge. It's sort of fun... 30 Day OTP Challenge (Nepeta&Sollux): Rated T Romance, Humor NepetaxSollux Sollux and Nepeta started to grow on me somehow. And I have so many OTPs...(Homestuck ones include a great deal of a few with Nepeta for some reason...) 30 Day OTP Challenge (Nepeta&Tavros): Rated T Romance, Humor NepetaxTavros I used to ship Nepeta and Tavros so hard so I'm just doing this...but I still do...sort of! (No Name): Rated T Friendship, Humor Somehow, this and that happened. And a band was formed. With, Sollux, Eridan, Tavros, Gamezee, Equius and Karkat...How the heck did this even work out? Reasoning: Rated T Angst, Hurt/Comfort There's a reason why Nepeta liked to hug and touch others, but she couldn't be touched herself. She was off in her own little dream bubble. Who cared? Equius wasn't around anymore, he was long gone. KatNep Oneshots: Rated T Romance KarkatxNepeta Various Oneshots I write of Karkat and Nepeta cause I fee like it. The Rogue Of Heart: Rated T Suspense, Drama Didn't anyone ever tell you not to trust cats or cheaters? (based on a post I found that just somehow made sense) (ONESHOT) The Little Actress: Rated T Drama, Hurt/Comfort Slight Hatsunecest, MikuxKaito (sort of) "You're just an actress in your own little world. All you know how to do is act." She struggled in his grasp, hissing. He smirked, "I'm the only one who knows how heartless and cold you are, and I'm not as dumb as everyone makes me out be, you know." "I already knew." Just Another Game: Rated T Angst, Friendship A _ and Hunger Games Crossover. (In progress of developing) F A I R Y T A I L: A C R O S T I C S: Rated K Poetry Just a couple of poems that come to mind when I think of a characters names. (Always Complete) Magnolia Academy's High School Division: Rated T Humor, Friendship Not to be confused with the prestigious academy, Magnolia Fiore Academy, the top school of school of Magnolia, Magnolia Academy is at the bottom of the list. Also it's an academy for "damaged" children, teens, and adults, they have disabling conditions that make it hard for them to be in a normal school setting. Welcome to the High-school Division. (Fairy Tail re-write of original) Fairy Tail Edolas Style: Rated T Adventure, Comedy Just the Edolas Fairy Tail guild and exploring how it came to be with everyone there as of now and everything that happens afterwards. Stories Posted: (In Order Of When Posted) Slow Down: Rated K & up Romance, Friendship MikuxKaito, hint of YukixRyuto. Miku always lived life in the fast lane, racing was her forte, her passion. Why? She loved the rush. Or she might have just wanted her mother to be happy that she could do what her mother always wanted. A track star. But why is this teacher helping her so much? Why does this happen when the tealette breaks her ankle? It confuses her. MikuxKaito, hint of YukixRyuto (Short story) Delinquent Housing: Rated T Humor, Romance MikuxKaito, MikuoxTeto, LukaxKiyoteru, RinxLen, YukixRyuto. When a young girl moves back to Japan, she finds out they rented a home for her and her brother...that houses delinquents and trouble makers? She may have a delinquent record, kind of, what did she do to deserve this? Heart Attack: Rated T Romance, Friendship MikuxLen. "Everytime I saw him, It felt like I had a heart attack. It...wasn't a bad thing in a way." (One Shot) Steady Beat: Rated T Romance, Friendship MikuxLen "Everytime I saw her, my heart had a steady beat, I liked the feeling, I was calm..." (One Shot) A companion to Heart Attack. Let Me Take Your Pain Away: Rated M Hurt/Comfort, Romance NeruxOliver Neru Akita cuts herself, to get away from the world, and her abusive boyfriend, Ted and she needs serious help. She has done good job of hiding it towards her friends, they think she's just clumsy in conclusion...until a certain new person steps in the picture as he found her in a dark closet. Confessing To Senpai: Rated T Romance, Drama MikuxLen. "S-Senpai! I love you!" "You love me? You know nothing about me. Get to know me, and maybe I'll change my mind. I just got out of a relationship, I don't need another one." (Short Story) The Chronicles of Evil: The Aftermath: Rated T Drama, Romance MikuxKaito, one-sided LenxMiku, one-sided RinxKaito, LukaxGakupo. CREDIT TO BOOMER4FOREVER FOR PLOT. What if Miku hadn't died that day Len stabbed her? What if he was still alive because a certain someone came in and snuck him out? What if Kaito had found out Miku's still alive? What if the princess tried to change by helping the old search, still dressed as Len? What if she gets found out? The story of evil based on what ifs of its aftermath, it's just another side to the story. 17-century, AU Rising Stars: Rated T Romance, Family SeewooxMikuxKaito, GumixLen, LukaxGakupo, MeikoxKiyoteru, RinxPiko. Full Plot: Hatsune Miku, Megurine Luka, Sakine Meiko, Megapoid Gumi & Kagamine Rin all make up a group named, Star Chasers. This is about how they all meet and how they get through trying to be famous, with, A Corky, Quirky Singer and Visual, Miku A Spoiled Fashion Designer and Leader, Luka A Blind, Hyper Dancer and Choreographer, Rin A Quiet Song writer and Composer, (sometimes Miku writes the song but she helps Gumi mostly.) Gumi And A Flirty Manager and rapper, Meiko. Watch as these young, only beginning high school girls, make their way into fame. How will Miku deal with Kaito always bugging her, and Seewoo, who is one of Rin's many siblings, finds her intriguing or that the fact Kaito and Seewoo, somewhat like her, a bit too much actually? How did Luka become best friends with Miku, when they are too different? What happens when Gumi tries to break free of her shyness, and accidentally falls in love with Len...Rin's brother? What about Rin, how does she dance being blind, she doesn't wear her glasses around normally? Will she consider contacts? Who will be Meiko's next target for a boyfriend? The Artist: Rated T Romance, Friendship MikuxKaito, hint of TetoxMikuo. An artist that has been painting her whole life, becomes legally blind. As she meets a special needs assistant,(and a guide dog) who helps her continue doing what she loves, making art, it may not be the same type of art she longs to do, but it still at she enjoys. (Short Story) Under The Weather: Rated T Romance, Friendship MikuxKaito, hint of one-sided MikuxLuka. When the girl you adored so much rejects you cruelly, the rain is your only compaion. Thats what this girl thought, but is it weird that a stranger had healed her her heart so quickly? (One Shot) Young, Wild & Free: Rated K & up Romance, Friendship YukixRyuto, hint of MikuxKaito, one-sided KiyoteruxMiku, and LukaxKiyoteru. A year has passed from Slow Down, but who said little kids can't fall in love? Who said they would fall out of it once they grew older? (Short Story) (Squeal/spin off of Slow Down.) The Bystander's Story: Rated T Romance, Drama one-sided MikuxKaito, MeikoxKaito, HakuxKaito, RinxLen. She's the popular girl that everyone loves, and she's the loner that no one understands. My best friend is in love with both of them. But what about me?! I'm in love with my best friend and its a bit too much to bare, because he's so oblivious. Mine: Rated T Romance, Drama RinxMikuxLen, Mikux? Rin & Len, the two twins have been fighting over the heart of Miku. Rin has had Miku first. She was her friend before Len, and liked her before Len, and even got into a relationship with her first, but somehow Len snatched her attention away. And then a dear old friend steps into the photo. In the end, who gets the heart of the tealette? Nepeta: Kiss Sollux Rated T Romance, Friendship NepetaxSollux Nepeta didn't know why she insisted on putting mistletoes everywhere on her and Aradia's floor...Well, now she's stuck under the mistletoe with Sollux. We Have Each Other: Rated T Adventure, Friendship Twelve Girls, all share some sort of pain, all of them are different. All in this academy for the broken and the restless. They go through the motions and since being in Ireland and all, the Norse gods are real. Terrifyingly real, but they have sent our protagonists on missions to find themselves in the world, and everything falls in to place. Delinquent Housing ONESHOTS: Rated T Humor, Romance Since I don't want break the flow of Delinquent Housing, but I really wanted to write oneshots of with holidays with these oh so loveable characters, here is where this comes in! Drabblestuck!: Rated T Humor What situations did the trolls get themselves into in the human world now? (drabble series) (some based off of posts I found.) I Couldn't Put My Finger On It But Undeniably, I Was Glad: Rated K General A oneshot in which Millianna contemplates about a certain dragon slayer and his cat, Lector. Just a few thoughts drifting about in Millianna's mind about Lector and Sting for the first time, but nothing more...purrhaps. (ONESHOT, originally meant to be a drabble) Requests: N/A at the moment STUFFITY STUFF STUFF :3 Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero.o, emoTWiLiGHT, sk8rchick2355, Number-1-Twilighters, HerMemoriesErased, .xlol, daydreamingxxx, RabidFangFan, SeaweedGirl1, DaughterOfKronosPlzDon'tKillMe, Thalia101, Aguilita Cruz, TailsDoll13, Jenny Phoenix 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off. 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Alex? 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow? OMG GREEN Duh :D 3. Your first initial? J 4. Your month of birth? October 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black...Um...I just do. Idk why. 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Nadine...Paige...hmm. 7. Your favorite number? 3? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? Florida...I've never been to California? I want to though! 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? hmm. OCEAN 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I wanna be famous. Or like find a guy that would actually like me and like doesn't mind that I'm overly and extremely obsessed with cats? Or lose 18 pounds? Are you done? MHM! :3 If so scroll down (don't cheat- -) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. ...haha. What. No. 2. If you choose Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. I guess this is true Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. Pretty accurate and for me, fun L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be great, and you will go through lots of drama and heartbreak, but eventually you will find your soulmate. OMG. OMG. HOW TRUE IS THIS. I could tell you how many bad experiences I have in my love life and I'm not even like 17... 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. Is that why I feel like my life is hard? I actually am. I used to be overly kind and everyone stepped over me. I also used to sort of cut. But I've changed since then! White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. I feel like I have more best friends than them, but kays :D 7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. ...Some how that makes me somewhat depressed but this isn't all that accurate. Unless they mean for my whole life I will have three friends that have been close with me like that, then yes, but yeah. owo 8. If you choose California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. I actually do like adventure but I guess I'm pretty laid back. My personality is sort of like Sollux's (Dual I mean) or maybe it's the part of me that is EXTREMELY BIPOLAR 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. Haha. I'm really sure this is true. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday What. IMPOSSIBRU. (Omg. Stephen this word is your fault!) I'M PRETTY SURE I WON'T BECOME FAMOUS OR LOSE 18 POUNDS BY THEN! 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "Dear math I don't want to solve your problems. I have my own to solve." "Some people need a high five... in the face... with a chair." "It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up." "Algebra, I'm not going to find your X, she's not coming back!" For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rhymes. Crazy is when you have a post-book comatose state after reading a book and then half an hour later are spouting off random quotes, character facts and character descriptions to people you know don't give a (inert swear word of choice). If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. FOR ALL OF THOSE OUT THERE THAT HAVE A 'DISORDER' OR HAS BEEN LABELED IN ANY WAY- You don't have a conduct disorder, you're a revolutionary You don't have a personality disorder, you're a philosopher You aren't bipolar, you're an artist You don't have an attachment disorder, you're a healer You're not ADD you're an inventor You don't have a general anxiety disorder, you're an activist You don't have an oppositional defiant disorder, you're a leader You don't have a social anxiety disorder, you're a humanitarian You're not autistic, you think outside the box You're not ADHD, you're a KID! Copy and paste if you hate being labeled and having people say things about your mind just to get money. Copy and paste if you want to be who you are and add your name to this ongoing list: Girl on Fire 75, Aguilita Cruz, TailsDoll13, Jenny Phoenix Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you can read this message, you are smart because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile OMG. I hate abortion. I honestly do. If you can't have a child, then just don't do sex or shit. :/ Help me color the sky. I'm that girl who cries without anyone seeing it. I'm that girl who hurts herself without anyone knowing it. I'm that girl who is smiles but is hurting inside. I'm that girl who guides but doesn't know what's right. I'm that girl who shines but doesn't glow in the dark. I'm that girl who's kind but never feels the mark. I'm that girl who'd fight for someone else's rights. But I'm also that girl who can't sleep at night. Outside I'm pretty, I'm glowing, I'm strong. But inside, I'm hurting, knowing I don't belong. I think of that weight that just hangs above me, Dropping onto my shoulders ever so slowly. I don't fight it, I don't struggle, I just hold it up. The force on my shoulders, I'm begging it to stop. But I just hold it together, And keep the smile on my face. Just hoping that one day, Someone can take my place. Help me take that burden off her shoulders, Look past the barriers and help me get hold of her. Take my hand and it'll weigh no more, For us girls together, can be stronger than before. Answered: 12/7/13 Edited: 12/23/13 1. FIRST NAME? Jennifer, but I like to be called Jenny. 2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Uh. No. But my mom used my name as a loophole to an English name when a customer asked her and told her she wants to know her English name. Only first name counts right? 3. SIBLINGS NAMES? ..Justin...the devil child/slapped/ /jk/ 4. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? (redone) when I forgot to do the laundry and I got hurt...my dad is just stressed :3 5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? Well my palms are sort of tiny compared to most people, and I have long fingers, so I guess I like them somewhat to an extent. 6. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? OMG. Does fish count?? *my cat tail would curl if I had one* 7. KIDS? ...I don't wanna talk about it. It's because of a joke my friend make about getting married owo" 8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? YES. I WOULD FINALLY HAVE SOMEONE TO OBSESS OVER CATS WITH AND LIKE SKIP AROUND ALL DAY AND WE WOULD BE LIKE THE BESTEST OF FRIENDS! Oh wait. But I have like a dual somewhat personality...wait does that mean she will be my depressed side and pessimistic? dang it...OH WELL. OF COURSE I'll BE! That side of me may find me annoying, duh. *rolls my eyes* 9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? TOO MANY. 10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Isn't it obvious? 11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yeah 12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Omg. My fear of heights. no. I sort of want to though... 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? ...I don't like cereal. I don't like food in general. 14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? Barely...haha. I just wait until they untangle by themselves! I actually double knot them now since Alex likes to pull at them to annoy me, because apparently my growl/purr-ish/mew/hiss noises amuses him. 15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? I CAN FLIP A PERSON OVER THAT'S ALMOST TWICE MY SIZE, AND EVERYTIME I TACKLE/POUNCE SOMEONE THEY ALMOST FALL OVER! What does that say? :3 16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Chocolate, Strawberry, or mint chocolate 17. SHOE SIZE? It depends on the shoe maker, but let's say, it's between 3-5...yeah. between there. SHUT UP, I KNOW I'M AS TINY AS NEPETA! (That gives you what my height is. haha...) 18. RED OR PINK? Red. What type of pink though? ...eh. 19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? My personality fluctuates between time to time, I'm extremely bipolar/indecisive/clumsy, and my short height. My weird shipping hobby. 20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? ...omg. omg. my feels...BIG EARS. *excuse me* I mean, my cousin Lynn, Lynnie is awesome...I don't miss a goldfish that died when I was like five the most. haha. yeah... 21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THEIR PROFILE? Sure? *if I had a tail it would swish back and forth right now* 22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? BAREFOOT. Uh. BLACK LEGGINGS WITH ZEBRA PRINT IN HOT PINK AND WHITE AT THE EDGES. 23. LAST THING YOU ATE? (redone) some jelaton stick :33 24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Gotta talk to you By Seungri (YUDBEIWBD I LOVE HIM...WHYYYYY) redone: Shady Girl by Sistar 25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? ...I wish I could say rainbow...but...uh. GREEN! :333 any type of green! 26. FAVORITE SMELL? Sugary smells. Funny how I don't like sweets much but I love the smell... 27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My mom. 28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? ...their eyes? *unless they have glasses, then sometimes their lips. or hair...shit.* 29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? sort of. it depends on how I felt in days. 30. FAVORITE DRINK? Water. Speaking of which, I should stop drinking it so much, I'll get water intoxication... 31. FAVORITE SPORT? Dancing! WAIT! Does Sleeping or skipping count? x3 32. EYE COLOR? Dark Brown. 33. HAT SIZE? ...small. I think. 34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Haha. Yeah. 35. FAVORITE FOOD? Why is there so many questions owo" Um. I don't have one. I don't like eating. I did say that earlier right? 36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? OMG WHAT TO CHOOSE?! 37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? Frozen (Because of my brother I watched Catching Fire on the computer) 38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? Nothing 39. SUMMER OR WINTER? omg. Winter is so beautyifful but summer is awesome. *hot guys everywhere, drooling, JK My cousin would say that* ITS WINTER. 40. HUGS OR KISSES? One side of me doesn't like hugs and kisses, the other side would love to kiss and hug. I don't know. I'm confusing. I did in no way answered your question. Right? 41. FAVORITE DESSERT? uh...I guess...well since I don't like cupcakes or cakes, donuts? Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school Now you have two choices FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high-school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!" FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?' FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you. FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick FRIENDS: Would ignore this BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap God created men first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece. Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. LOL ohmygodsh*heart* GUY: you look familiar If nothing lasts forever, can i be your nothing? Haha. I like this. I'mma say it to my friend like I'm trying to pick him up or something. INVALID ARGUMENTS! Gotta love em Friends aren't suppose to be jealous when you meet a new guy; HAHA. I started cracking up. A secret admirer is only a stalker with stationary. That makes my friend sound more like a stalker than she already is...JKJK The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else. Don't be surprised if a fat guy in a red suit stuffs you in a bag in the middle of the night because i asked for you for Christmas. I should use that for a fanfic omg REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground? the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs? 'm 0 m' was your hero and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry? when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest? when - WAR- was a card game and life was simple and care free? remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP "I want someone, Who won't care I'm incapable of sitting still, That I can't grasp the concept of cleaning, And I refuse to be ladylike. Someone who realizes, That half the decisions I make, Are usually ones I regret, And I have the right to overreact at any given moment. I want someone who knows how completely insane I am, And they wouldn't have it any other way..." -Pick the month you were born in- January I killed February I smelled March I ran naked with April I jumped May I ate June I shot July I danced with August I loved September I kissed October I robbed November I slapped December I stabbed -Pick the day you were born on- 1 A banana 2 A homeless guy 3 A house 4 A mop 5 Barney the dinosaur 6 A sock 7 A stripper 8 My lover 9 My teacher 10 An iPod 11 A movie star 12 A phone 13 An angel 14 A drunk guy 15 A crack head 16 A pillow 17 A cat 18 A teletubby 19 A hobo 20 Paris Hilton 21 A dog 22 A bird 23 Elmo 24 A rock star 25 My toothbrush 26 A glass of milk 27 The kool-aid man 28 A French fry 29 A lesbian 30 An emo 31 A snowman -Pick ur fav color- White Because a hobo stole my taco. Black Because the voices told me to. Pink Because I wanted to. Red Because I’m bringing sexy back! Brown because I’m on crack. Polka dots Because insanity is fun! Purple cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz. Gray because I’m cool like dat Green Because big bird told me to. Orange Because I know kung-fu. Maroon because I’m a good girl. Turquoise Because I was chasing the leprechaun. Blue Because that’s how I roll! Tye dye because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so! Yellow Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night. None Because the aliens did experiments on me. -Now read it all together and laugh at yourself!- Me (Birthdate): I Robbed Barney The Dinosaur Because Big Bird Told Me To. Me (Date was supposed to Be born): I Robbed A Hobo Because I Was Chasing The Leprechaun. Alex: I Stabbed A French Fry Because Thats How I Roll! Mom: I Robbed A Snowman Because The Voices Told Me To. Justin (Birthdate): I Smelled A House Cuz I'm Gansta My Home Skillet And Biscutz. Justin (Date Was Supposed To Be Born): I Ran Naked With A Banana Because I'm Bringing Sexy Back! Lynn: I Kissed Elmo Because I Wanted To. "I'm not afraid to fall in love. I'm afraid to fall for wrong person AGAIN." I don't know, I bolding what I am. as in like what ethnicity, along with the insulting stereotype? I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz (I sort of act like one though...even though im asian) I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (Technically I'm catholic, but it's not much of a difference.) I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. (I'm sorta planning on becoming a cheerleader, I may or may not. Eh.) I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (My cousin says im pretty so I'll go for it I guess.) I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (I want to...lol) I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (I'm just odd xD) I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Techically. I preper the term. Bisexual. Haha. *that's what I am*) I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (WHAT NO. I MAY LEAN AGAINST A FEW OF THEM BUT I AM NOT. AHSDFRDHU *laughing*) I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (Pfft) I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (What...) I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (I have at least a few gay friends But...okay whatever) I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (...) I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. (I found out what straight edge is, and I have no idea how this relates but wow.) I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (Techinically mixed asian But you get the picture) I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. (I will be on one, one day...) I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I DIDN'T/WON'T get a car for my birthday, so my parents MUST be over-controlling and too protective I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (Im not albino though!) I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (asjdekfyhh no. *always encouraging everyone.*) I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANBOY so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (PORN IS AN INVASION OF PRIVACY AND...UGH.) I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (I'm an Asian American that looks chubby but is almost underweight.) I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (um, like, it's actually like called a kilt) I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (haha, no.) I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (Don't ask...) I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cybersex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (why would you kill an innocent like life omg!) I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (I sort of disagree but agree at the same time. It depends.) I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (I don't curse in a daily basis but when I'm mad and in a mood I will.) I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I'm STRONG, so I MUST be stupid. (I love scaring people and tackling them over. I can also flip people over with ease. So I guess I could consider myself strong.) I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times (omgog, i sorta wanna see what one is like..) I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around. I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (...) I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (Actually both of us USED to cut...) I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (I'm just overly emotional. *CAN'T CONTAIN THE FEELS!*) I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. I go to THERAPY, so I MUST be CRAZY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. Forget stereotypes. Be who you want to be & forget everyone else. You're perfect the way you are! I need someone who is ready for: -A Million Questions -Uncontrollable Laughter -My Family -My Appetite -Musical Outbursts -Random Dancing -My Friends -Sad/Happy Tears -Deep Talks -My Imagination -My Dreams -Walks In The Rain -Random Texts -Useless Arguments -And The Acceptance Of The Real Me "I'm no one special, just another wide-eyed girl, who's desperately in love with you." NORMAL PEOPLE vs HOMESTUCK FANS NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast HOMESTUCK FANS: Will get a Breath player to control the weather NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG! HOMESTUCK FANS: Say OH MY GOG! NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings HOMESTUCK FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome God Tier powers NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or I'll tell on you! HOMESTUCK FANS: Say shut up or I'll go God Tier on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that Homestuck fans are insane HOMESTUCK FANS: Know that normal people will be killed by meteors NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! HOMESTUCK FANS: When being chased use their awesome alchemized weapons NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms HOMESTUCK FANS: Yell at their Breath player to calm down NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation HOMESTUCK FANS: Would try and find Alternia NORMAL PEOPLE: Play video, card, and board games HOMESTUCK FANS: Play SBurb and destroy the world NORMAL PEOPLE: Have pets HOMESTUCK FANS: Have a lusus NORMAL PEOPLE: Think aliens are little green men and trolls have wrinkly white faces HOMESTUCK FANS: Know aliens are humanoid trolls with gray skin and horns NORMAL PEOPLE: Think speeches are boring HOMESTUCK FANS: Are glad it's not Kankri NORMAL PEOPLE: Get mad at their friends HOMESTUCK FANS: Go Karkat on their friends NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't care about the Zodiac HOMESTUCK FANS: Figure out their Zodiac Troll NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile HOMESTUCK FANS: MUST have this on their profile! I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me!!! Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into walls. (even with glasses on to improve my alone horrible vision. the funny thing is, that if i have glasses i have really sharp eyes.) If you sigh at the fact that because your profile is so long there is little chance someone would actually take the time and read it, copy and paste this onto your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself! It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird! If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile! h33h33...that defpawnitely didn't happawn above! If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy and paste this into your profile! If you've ever tripped over an article of clothing you were wearing at the time, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this in your profile! 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If you've ever pulled on a door and complained about it being locked or really heavy, only to have someone point out to you that you're supposed be pushing on the door or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile! Admitting you are weird means you are normal! Saying that you are normal is odd! If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile! If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile If you have an insane best friend, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and fights the urge to slap those who don't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile if you agree that you have a problem when you start actually replying to yourself like there are two people in the room than copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love reading, copy this into your profile If you think that animal abusers are jerks, copy this onto your profile https://www.fictionpress.info/s/2497067/1/Copy-and-Paste If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy and paste this into your profile. "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile. cough preps cough idiots cough If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you dont know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are wierd and proud of it, then copy and paste this to your profile! If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy and paste this to your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! this makes me think of myself for some reason. I'm too small to be considered perfect...or the age that I really am...:? If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity. If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile If you get bored easily post this on your profile. If you would kill to have wings, post on profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer/laptop, copy and paste this into your profile If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever read a 250pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile If you ever get a random urge to start screaming at the top of your lungs copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile. If you complain that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you don’t just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile. If you thought whoever invented music is completely AWESOME, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever wondered why the hell Canadians and Americans have to spell 'color'/’colour’ differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile. If that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile If you ever just screamed because you were so frustrated and people started staring and you yelled ‘What the hell are you looking at!”, copy and paste this to your profile. You know you live in 2014 when... 1. You go to a party, sit down and take pics for your profile and a bunch of selfies. 2. You haven’t played solitaire/uno with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have Twitter/Tumblr/Cellphone. 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9. You were too busy to notice number five‘s gone. 10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did. If you didn't, you MUST be physic. (edited myself) If you noticed that a lot of the copy and paste thingys start with 'if', copy and paste this to your profile! (Made by me. Jenny Phoenix) If your procrastinating right now or procrastinate a lot, copy and paste this into your profile! (Made by me. Jenny Phoenix) The awkward moment when someone says, "I never knew you could run that fast! You were right behind him, and he's so tall compared to you!" And you do some weird hand movements while you speak, and giggle, then your friend, cough, maybe crush, cough, cough, Alex cough, copies you and he's on the other team and you crack up, because your just like that...and then blush and say thanks...am I the only person that has this problem? (This is my weird tale of awkwardness. Why aren't I like this online?) Answered: 7/26/14 RULES: You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping! Copy and paste this on your profile! ARE YOU? 1. Perfect? Uh...I don't think so? But my ex (well Idk if he is even my ex at the moment? Idk what we even are anymore) told me I was but I was like RAWR No... LAST: 1. Friend you saw: Nadine or Hannah. Idk. It was months ago man. MONTHS AGO. I need to go outside. 2. Last girl/boyfriend: Oh, yeah, of course I'll tell you! (Don't stare, what take note to my sarcasm I'm not telling you, but he's gonna be mentioned alot. My first boyfriend here people.) 3. Person to text you: Ex 4. Was today better than yesterday? Idk, I guess I read a bunch of funny stories today. FAVORITES: 1. Number: 3? 2. Color(s): Green, blue and scarlet red EIGHT EMOTIONS: 1. Are you missing someone right now? I guess? Not as much as before. 5. Heart-broken? Nah 7. Are you excited? Now that you ask, I don't feel anything but iffy anymore. ABOUT YOU: 1. Real name? Psh, close to Jenny but not quite obviously 2. Nick names? Jenny, Jen-Jen (I cringe at this nickname now because of a person that acts like we're friends but we're not and makes fun of my skipping. If I wanna skip I 7. Smart? All honors classes baby, what do you think *wink wink* 12. Drink or Smoke? Neither. Is that an option? Bad experiences with both... FIRSTS: 1. First best friend? Nadine! She's practically my moirail. Oh and there's Paige, she lives in another state 2. First crush? My ex. (Idk duh?) CURRENTLY: 1. Eating? Nothing. (Actually I'm going to get a bunch of granola bars. Because I need to gain weight. 5. Plans for today? Procrastinate and read? I really need to get to work. WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX? (You know, I like girls too, should I answer for that? No? Okay maybe not) 1. Shorter or taller? Taller. But that's not hard for me. Y'know...being under 5' and all (If it's a girl, I don't care but it's hard to find a girl that you know is shorter) 3. Sensitive or loud? I don't care, but I'm pretty sensitive so idk, but i'm also loud. I got like a conflicted personality thing going on here. HAVE YOU EVER: 1. Drank bubbles? When I was a kid, well technically it wasn't drinking, I just stuck my tongue out cause I wanted to see if it was like snow in Boston. I was wrong, very wrong. 2. Lost glasses/contacts? Too many times. Speaking of which I need to order a new pair of contacts...again. I've worn these for too long and they dry too quickly DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 1. Miracles? Sort of. h3h3 7. Answered the truth on all questions? Sure. Why would I have not? ZODIAC SIGNS (Bold your Zodiac Sign) AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost. CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost. ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost. SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost. TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost. LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost. CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it… Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost. SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost. VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships. Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost YOUR GUY SIDE: (Bold yours! :3) You love hoodies. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (GREEN AND BLUE) You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (People pretty much think I'm strange! Strange but cute. Idk why. Some people look at me like, "why the fuck are you even alive or were born..." Well my parents didn't mean to actually have me so take that! "...") Sports are fun Talk with food in your mouth. (Sometimes...don't look at me like that. WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO JUDGEMENTAL) TOTAL: 14 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. (Does it count if I rarely do, but do sometimes?) Like being the star of every thing Total: 13 (11 if the first two with the whole questioning thing don't count) I'm so sorry that I can't be more ladylike for you daddy. But I try...Sort of? I'MSORRYFORWHATSORRYEXCUSEOFADAUGTHERIAM (This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that you have done) 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out. 2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails. (I was a kid okay! That was in 2012 Don't look at me, I was trying to look at something without going downstairs) 3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it. 4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking 5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking. (A person hit me on the back okay. Blargh) 6. Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not or have had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head (People say they thought I'm some sort of blonde and are amazed I'm asian. haha) 7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself (After that I keep staring at them till they look away so they think I was spacing out. Works all the time, even though it only happened twice...) 8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand 9. Tried to push open a door that said pull (Those signs were on the side not on the door! Sorry I don't stare at hinges!) 10. Tried to pull open a door that said push 11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion 12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else (It's actually pretty sad cause I hit the person and then I hit myself in the face cause I stumbled and sort of tripped...) 14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave 15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair 16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble 17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it 18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard. 19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name. (I called one of my friends Alexandra when clearly he was an Alexander and I usually called him Alex, so it was like what. And then I went and called someone else Melody when her name Melanie. Then Alex said, "Today, you're not good with names are you." So I hit him and pouted.) 20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot 21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on 22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. 23. Have run into a closed door (It was a glass see-through door. shaddup) 24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else 25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it 26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke 27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer 28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan 29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk (Honey, I trip over everything.) 30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock 31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it 32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside 33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else (Oh this one time! I tackled this dude cause I thought it was Alex and then he looked at me like who the fuck are you get off my back you little girl. And then Alex sees me and he's all like, oh meet, *whatever his name was* and he was glaring at me the whole time...yeah...I should really stop sneaking up on people and tackling them...) 34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off someones property 35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot 36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on 37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in 38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard 39. Walked into a pole (I'm blind okay. Shush. Legally blind. and not that legally blind that I can't see even with glasses, the other one.) 40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident 41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house (In my defense, the design was just crappy and I had a hard time putting it on and then I was like, you know what fuck it! Turns out I had it on wrong...and that it was too big. Damn thing looked like a dress. Why must I be so small?!) 42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on 43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small 44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it (I was in a hotel. A HOTEL. That I am never going back to. Nah-uh. it don't matter that I was very young. Blargh) 45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do (Happens alot) 46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it 47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up 48. Have poked yourself in the eye 49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on 50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair 51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test 52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil (Yep, but that was because I was shaking. Yeah, I walked around with a tiny hole on my leg near my knee. I can still see the scar, its like a tiny circle. For some reason you can see the vein now. ugh painful.) 53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it (Yeah, I know too many songs so I didn't care) 54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. 55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were 56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on 57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day. (haha school trip, St. Augustine. Didn't end up going. Rawr) 58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it 60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny (I laugh at almost anything. My sense of humor is really weird and I get really bad jokes and puns) 61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa 62. Said funer, then had someone make fun of you for it 63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence 64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person (I do it to confuse people though) 65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side (I need to check the back. I swear. When I was younger I like failed half the test cause I did that. Not an important test but still a test.) 66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions 67.Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong 68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it. 69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out. 70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught 71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face 72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb 73. Ran into a door jam 74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid 75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it 76. Have purposely licked playground sand 77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band 78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't 79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people (I'm naturally hyper and It's a gift. A wonderful gift that I love to use to horrify people with.) 80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out 81.Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off 82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again 83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back 84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about 85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair 86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone 87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird 88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people 89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria. 90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it. 91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil 92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them 93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper 94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours 95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story (Yeah, not the best thing they thought I was lying) 96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs 97. You have spelled your own name wrong before 98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. (I don't look and this is only when I'm bored. h3h3 I'm such a weirdo) 99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class 100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth 24/100 I'm not as dumb as I thought! haha. Then again I may have missed some? Oh well Thanks for taking the time to read and look at my profile! |
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